Chapter 300 - 299, Gained weight? Swollen? _1
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Updated : Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 300: Chapter 299, Gained weight? Swollen? _1
Upon hearing this, Qi Tu eagerly nodded his head.
Fu Yi and Bosson exchanged a glance, releasing their grasp on Qi Tu.
Qi Tu first lifted the beast skin from his body to wipe off the snot about to drip into his mouth, then knelt sincerely towards the Eneru Mountain range. "Great Beast God above, your most devout follower Qi Tu is here to swear to you, cutting off all ties with Qi Mo and Little Pipi. They will no longer be my pups, and I will cease to be their father. Please witness this."
Fu Yi’s mouth curled up, barely containing his excitement. A trace of relief flickered in Bosson’s eyes, as his mood instantly relaxed.
This should ensure Little Pipi doesn’t have to worry about being taken back by this old raccoon anymore.
Fu Yi cleared his throat lightly, looking somewhat dissatisfied. He nodded menacingly, "Well, it seems you really have no connection with those two females anymore."
Qi Tu nodded furiously, "Yes, yes, yes! As you can see, I’ve sworn to Lord Beast God. How could it be fake?"
Bosson looked somewhat annoyed and asked: "So we’re just letting him go now? The beast tide has just passed and there’s no telling where those two females could be."
A wicked grin appeared on Fu Yi’s face, "Although we can’t kill you, we’re still going to beat you up to vent our frustration."
With that said, he signaled Bosson, and the two of them began to rain punches onto Qi Tu.
Seeing the two beasts swing their fists at him, Qi Tu, with surprisingly agile movements, shielded his head and squatted down, shouting, "Not the face! Not the face! I earn my living by... ow ow ow!"
Before he could finish his sentence, the punches originally aimed for his body curved around and hit his face, causing the once-gaunt face of the old racoon to swell visibly in no time.
After a bout of combined punching and kicking, the two beasts caught their breath, "This beast’s skin is so thick, I hurt my hands punching him."
Bosson chuckled, "Maybe you need to go back and have Ji Nuan brew you some bitter soup."
Fu Yi grimaced, "I’ll pass, I don’t like bitter soup at all."
"Ouch~ouch~" Qi Tu lay on the ground with a pitiful face, silently shedding bitter tears. Life is so tough on this creature. I gave birth to two unfilial children and got beaten up so badly because of them. This is such a curse!
Fu Yi and Bosson gave each other a look, snickered and quietly slipped away while Qi Tu wasn’t paying attention.
When Qi Tu managed to stand up amidst the pain, he scanned his surroundings carefully, only to find the two troublemakers had long since disappeared. He breathed a huge sigh of relief.
He limped back to the small hill, only to be caught by Man Sen, who was strolling out to pee, "Oh my, isn’t this our Clan Leader? What did you eat in the middle of the night that made you gain so much weight?"
While Qi Tu smiled on the outside, he cursed inwardly, ’You’re the fat one, your whole family is fat.’
"What on earth are you patrolling beasts doing? I was captured by a strange beast right under your noses and you knew nothing about it," said Qi Tu, hopping around on his small short legs, looking up at Man Sen.
Man Sen sneered, "The one who ’captured’ you was your relative, weren’t they? They seemed nice to you and fed you well, you’ve gained so much weight."
Qi Tu stamped his foot angrily and roared, "I’m swollen from being beaten!"
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