Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back.

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Chapter 99 - Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Team 1 quickly followed the bird, arriving on the scene within minutes. As they landed, Ren's eyes narrowed sharply at the sight in front of them. Two members of Team 2 were lying motionless on the ground, blood already forming dark patches beneath them. The third member, Eiji, was barely holding on, fighting a rogue ninja while constantly glancing back at his teammates, clearly distracted and mentally shaken. A few meters away, Team 2's jonin leader was engaged with two more enemies, locked in a fast-paced clash. Ren didn't wait. In a single movement, he flickered forward and blocked the enemy's blade just as it was about to land on Eiji's exposed neck. The rogue ninja froze for a second, caught off guard. Ren didn't say anything. His hand turned into claws as he pierced the enemy's neck without hesitation, killing him instantly. Yugao and Hitoshi didn't need orders. They moved as soon as Ren did, Yugao intercepted one of the enemies fighting the jonin, and Hitoshi supported her by releasing a swarm of insects, forcing the second enemy back. Eiji stumbled backward and dropped to one knee, stunned. When he realized who had saved him, he croaked out, "Ren..." Ren glanced over. "You okay?" Eiji nodded faintly but looked over at his teammates. "But they-" "I'll check," Ren cut him off, moving quickly to the two fallen Genin. He recognized them as Shin Sarutobi and Akemi Hyuga. He placed a hand on each of them, his chakra scanning their conditions. Shin was gone, no pulse, heart pierced clean through. But Akemi still had faint breath. Ren shifted focus entirely to her, starting immediate treatment. 'Stabbed eye, deep lacerations, disrupted chakra pathways... not good.' He prioritized the most immediate injuries. As his healing chakra began working, he noticed something strange. 'Why isn't the treatment stabilizing her chakra flow? Is it the Byakugan?' He focused on the remaining functional eye and confirmed his suspicion, her bloodline was complicating the process. Still, he did what he could. While Ren worked, Yugao and Hitoshi killed one enemy and subdued the other. With the numbers reversed, the enemy team collapsed quickly. Team 2's jōnin leader, a large Akimichi, immediately rushed over, breathing heavily. "Status?" Ren continued focusing his chakra on Akemi's worst wounds. "One dead," he said flatly. "The other... she's alive, but her chakra system is damaged badly. Only Tsunade-sama or Utakata-sensei can fix that. I've healed the physical trauma, but one of her Byakugan is completely destroyed. The other is probably 40% functional at best." The Akimichi jonin clenched his fists, glancing at Eiji, who looked like he was about to collapse from shock. He went over and tried to steady him. Ren moved on from Akemi's eyes and treated the rest of her wounds. It took nearly fifteen minutes, but he cleaned and closed all external injuries, wrapped a bandage around her damaged eye, and stabilized her breathing. When he finished, he stood and glanced at Shin's body. Quietly, he crouched beside the dead Genin and began closing his wounds too. Even if he couldn't save him, the least he could do was give the body some dignity before transport. Just then, two ANBU flickered into view, Tiger and Fox. Tiger spoke first, "We'll take the captive for interrogation." As he moved to collect the subdued rogue ninja, Choujuro, the Team 2 leader, blocked him. "How do I know you're not just one of their allies impersonating ANBU?" Tiger paused, but before he could speak, Ren answered without looking up. "Let them take him. They're ANBU. They were monitoring our last mission." Tiger and Fox both froze, caught off guard by the information. They had taken extreme care not to reveal themselves, and yet this Genin team not only noticed them but even identified their purpose. Tiger glanced toward Hitoshi, who stood quietly off to the side. 'So it wasn't just Ren Takahashi... this team as a whole isn't normal.' Without arguing, Tiger reached into his pouch, pulled out a black ANBU token, and tossed it toward Choujuro. "You can confirm the seal with the Hokage once you're back." Without waiting for a response, both ANBU flickered away with the rogue ninja in tow. Choujuro remained still for a moment before slumping down, visibly exhausted. His eyes scanned his team, Shin was dead, Akemi, unconscious, almost crippled, Eiji in a daze. Ren walked over quietly. "We should move. The village needs to be informed. I doubt this is the only group of rogue nin missing-nin wandering around now that the Chunin Exams are coming up." Choujuro nodded slowly. "Eiji, take Akemi. I'll carry Shin." Eiji moved robotically, carefully lifting Akemi onto his back. His arms trembled, but he didn't complain. Choujuro stood up with Shin's body in his arms and looked at Ren. "Thanks for arriving when you did." Ren just gave a nod. "Let's get moving." Choujuro took the lead, Eiji trailing behind him. Team 1 followed after, silent and alert. Yugao gave Ren a sideways glance but didn't say anything. She could tell from his expression that he wasn't in the mood to talk. Hitoshi, as usual, was quiet, but the slight agitation of his insects hinted that he was disturbed too. The only sound that followed them on the forest trail was the steady thump of footsteps and the low whisper of leaves brushing in the wind. ~~~ It took more than a day before they finally reached the gates of Konoha. By the time they arrived, all of them were exhausted, physically and mentally. Ren led the way and stopped at the gate to handle the formalities with the guards. He presented the signed mission scroll, got their entry logged, and signed the completion acknowledgement. As he turned back, he spotted Utakata standing nearby, waiting. The man looked calm as always, but the moment he saw the state of Team 2, his expression changed slightly. He took a step forward, his eyes immediately falling on the unconscious Akemi and the body wrapped in a travel sheet behind them. Without a word, he moved to Eiji, gently taking Akemi from his arms. His eyes flicked briefly to the wrapped body as he understood instantly. In a low voice, he ordered, "Get to the hospital. Notify the Hyuga clan. Team 1, file your report." And then, in a blur, he was gone, flickering toward the hospital with Akemi in his arms. Choujuro turned toward Ren and his team. "Thank you again... we owe you," he said quietly. Ren shook his head. "Don't say that. Just make sure she makes it through." Choujuro nodded and turned to Eiji. "Go with her. I'll inform her family." Eiji, who hadn't said a word since the fight, simply gave a small nod and followed after Utakata. Now, only Team 1 remained. They exchanged glances. Ren exhaled and said, "We did what we could. It's out of our hands now. Let's finish the mission." With that, he flickered ahead. Hitoshi and Yugao followed. The three reached the Mission Centre in silence. Ren submitted the signed scroll for the escort mission, had their completion officially recorded, and then provided an additional incident report detailing the rogue ninja attack on Team 2. The Chunin at the desk frowned while reading it but didn't ask many questions, he simply stamped the report and told them it would be forwarded to the appropriate department. Once everything was handled, Team 1 dispersed without another word. ~~~ Ren reached home quietly, closed the door behind him, and went straight to the bathroom. After a long shower, he walked to his room and collapsed face-first on the bed. But rest didn't come. His thoughts kept spiraling. 'Was Eiji supposed to die today? Is that why no one remembers him in the original timeline?' He turned his face sideways, staring blankly at the wall. 'Then what about the others? There are so many people I've met who didn't exist in the canon. Does that mean they were all meant to die? Hitoshi? Sensei? Dad?' His eyes narrowed. A cold weight settled in his chest. 'No. I won't let that happen.' Ren sat up abruptly and slapped both cheeks, the sound echoing in the quiet room. 'I don't care if this world follows canon, or if it's some variation, or even something completely original...' He stood up. 'I'm not letting them die just because some "timeline" demands it.' Without another thought, he walked downstairs to the basement. He didn't even bother turning on all the lights. The damage from his last training session was still there, cracks in the tiles, broken dummies, scattered papers. He didn't care. Right now, he wasn't training for power. He wasn't pushing for stats. He just wanted clarity. To channel all the weight, the stress, and the frustration out of his body. So he trained. Hard. Chakra flowed. Fists flew. Tiles broke. Clones appeared and disappeared. Scrolls were activated. Targets shattered. And still, he kept moving. Hours passed. Sweat soaked through his shirt. His hands were scraped raw. But he didn't stop. This wasn't about points, experience, or mission rewards. This was about protecting the people that mattered, no matter how unpredictable this world turned out to be. ~~~ The following day, Ren headed straight to the hospital to check on Akemi's condition. When he arrived, he found out that she was still in surgery. Utakata had spent the previous day making preparations, and the procedure had only started that morning. The staff informed him it would take around ten hours, meaning Team 1 had the day off. As he waited outside the surgical wing, Ren noticed that aside from Eiji, several Hyuga clan members were present. A man and a woman, both of whom proudly displayed their foreheads without the cursed seal, and two guards who kept theirs hidden under forehead protectors. The entire corridor was dead silent. No one spoke. Not even a whisper passed between the Hyuga family members. Ren took the time to quietly observe. 'Looks like the tension between the main family and the branch family is still very real.' he thought. 'The Hyuga Affair must've just ended. Too bad I missed the chance to interfere, there could've been some good rewards for changing that event.' He sighed to himself. 'Not that I could've done anything. We were already on a mission before the envoy arrived and returned after everything was over. Probably intentional, was the old monkey planning something?' He recalled the situation. The Uchiha were already isolated, and the Hyuga clan was the only other true power remaining. A scandal or fracture within the Hyuga would weaken their influence. 'Maybe that's why Utakata-Sensei was kept out of the village too. If he's close to the Hyuga, the Hokage might've wanted him away.' 'Well... no point in getting tangled in politics right now. But next time something like this happens, I'll be ready to step in. Always better to reap the rewards than watch them pass by.' With that thought, he stepped forward to approach Eiji, but one of the guards moved to block him. "Halt. This area has been restricted." Ren narrowed his eyes, about to respond, when Eiji's voice broke the silence. "He was the one who treated Akemi on the scene. If it wasn't for him, she wouldn't have survived long enough to make it here." The Hyuga man and woman stirred slightly at that. The woman composed herself and gave a slight tilt of her head. "I want to thank you for saving my daughter's life." Ren gave a short hum of acknowledgment and walked toward Eiji. The male Hyuga frowned, but addressed him nonetheless. "We will make sure you receive an appropriate reward for saving her." There was no gratitude in his tone. It sounded more like he was doing Ren a favor. Ren ignored him entirely and said to Eiji, "Come by my house tonight if you want to talk." Then he flickered out of the hospital corridor. 'So... were the Uchiha even more arrogant than them?' he wondered as he moved across the rooftops. 'Enough to be completely alienated to the point of rebellion?' ~~~ Later that night, Ren was sitting on the roof of his house, staring at the stars when he felt a familiar chakra signature approach. A moment later, Eiji climbed up and sat down beside him. They didn't speak right away. Just laid there on the tiles, eyes to the sky. Eventually, the silence broke. "Utakata-Sensei said that, even though Akemi will be able to use chakra and live normally," Eiji began, "it'll all depend on her willpower whether she continues as a shinobi." Ren kept his gaze upward. "Do you think she's got it in her?" "No," Eiji said immediately. "If it was Shin in her place, then maybe. But Akemi, for her, being a ninja was just a formality. She's not built for this anymore. I don't think she'll ever pick up a kunai again." Ren turned slightly toward him. "What do you think about that decision?" "I despise it," Eiji answered, not even hesitating. "She's been given a second chance, and she'll just throw it away. If it was Shin-" Ren cut him off, his voice calm. "You shouldn't say something you'll regret later." That made Eiji pause. He fell quiet again, and for a few minutes, neither of them said anything. Then, without warning, Eiji sat up. "I got an offer." ~~~~~ {See. Nothing went wrong (atleast with team 1). This Chapter might have taken a serious tone but, it was a bit necessary. But, we'll be back to fun from tomorrow.} {Well, that's the last of Eiji you saw in a while and will see in a while, so Eiji haters, I guess it's your days ahead.} {Also Hyuga affair. I kind of forgot it so I just made something, I hope it wasn't too far-fetched.} {Now, we'll also be entering one of the arc I wanted to write the most. The chunin exams, so stay tuned (btw I have already finished writing all of the Chapters for the chunin exams. I'll post the final Chapter tomorrow on pat, so join my pat for advanced Chapters.}} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {Thanks, Lucifer and Hugo Dufour-Vallee for becoming members on pat-reon.}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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