Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight

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Chapter 17 - Bury them in earth after the fight At the dango shop, Ren was calmly eating, savoring the sweet flavor, while Eiji sat across from him, still trying to control his breathing. Between huffs and puffs, Eiji pointed a shaky finger at Ren. "You... how are you so fast?" Ren didn't even pause between bites as he casually replied, "I run around Konoha to build my stamina and speed." It was nothing special, at least in his eyes, and it wasn't something that needed to be kept secret. Eiji, however, looked genuinely surprised. "Really? Maybe I should do that too..." he muttered, thinking about it seriously. Ren raised an eyebrow, amused. "Let's see how long that motivation lasts." As they ate, Ren casually asked, "So, how do you find the Academy?" By now, Eiji had calmed down enough to eat properly, chewing on a skewer before answering. "It's fine, I guess, but I don't really like sitting around and doing nothing." He leaned in slightly, a mischievous smirk on his face. "So, I need to find a way to sneak around the class." Ren chuckled. "Same here, but I don't think sneaking out will be easy—especially with Sensei around." Eiji sighed, leaning back in his chair. "Yeah, I know, but I don't think he'd mind too much if you skipped sometimes... as long as your grades are fine." Ren nodded thoughtfully. "That makes sense. It's probably fine to skip after the first week. By then, we'll know our way around the Academy." He wasn't against the idea—if anything, having someone else to coordinate with made it easier. Something about talking with Eiji made Ren feel strangely comfortable. It was rare for him to have such a casual conversation with someone his age. And he didn't mind it at all. As they were finishing Eiji suddenly asked "Can we have a spar? I've never really fought anyone and you easily blocked my punch so I wanted to get some experience." Ren agreed since he too wanted to fight someone his age so after finishing ren led him to the training ground he found when he was exploring konoha after hospital discharge. Once there they both did some stretches and started. Eiji instantly rushed after Ren with a punch since he knew it would be difficult to catch up to ren's speed. Ren braced himself as Eiji's punch collided with his crossed arms. Even though he had blocked it cleanly, he still felt the force behind the strike. "Not bad... his strength isn't that far behind mine." While Ren had the advantage in speed, Eiji wasn't weak—his raw power was enough to make blocking a bad long-term strategy. Eiji didn't stop. Seeing that his first attack was blocked, he quickly followed up, aiming a low kick to Ren's ribs. Ren twisted his body, dodging it smoothly, and retaliated with a quick jab toward Eiji's stomach. Eiji managed to step back in time, but Ren followed up immediately, closing the distance again. Realizing he was at a disadvantage, Eiji threw a wide hook, trying to push Ren back. But Ren ducked under it and swept his leg forward, aiming to trip him. Eiji saw it at the last second and jumped back, but he was off balance. Ren took advantage, launching forward with a shoulder tackle. The impact knocked Eiji backward, and he landed on the ground with a grunt. But instead of staying down, he rolled to the side and quickly pushed himself back up. A grin stretched across his face. "Damn, you're quick." Ren smirked. "And you hit harder than I expected." Eiji didn't waste time talking—he rushed forward again, aiming for another punch, but this time, his movements were more controlled. "He's already adapting?" Ren thought, impressed. Ren decided to change tactics—rather than blocking, he chose to deflect. Eiji threw a straight punch, and instead of taking it head-on, Ren redirected the force with his forearm, causing Eiji to stumble slightly. Seizing the opportunity, Ren stepped forward, placing his leg behind Eiji's, and shoved him backward, making him lose balance again. This time, Eiji barely caught himself, but he was breathing heavier now. Ren could tell—his endurance was lower. "Looks like he can't last much longer." Eiji panted but grinned. "One more round?" Ren nodded. "Let's go." The spar continued. Eiji's stamina finally gave out after the third round, and he came to a stop, breathing heavily. Ren, also catching his breath, sat down beside him. "You really need to work on your stamina," he commented, stretching his arms. Eiji sighed, wiping sweat from his forehead. "I know. I even did some running, but it still doesn't increase much." He took a few gulps from the water bottle he had carried with him. Ren, recalling his own discovery about stamina and vitality, offered some advice. "You need proper nutrition too. Just running won't increase your stamina by itself." Eiji blinked, thinking it over. "I see... looks like I have to find a way to eat meat daily." He fell into deep thought, likely calculating how to afford more food. Ren left him to it and got up, moving on to his physical strength training. After recovering, Eiji also joined him, pushing himself further despite his earlier exhaustion. They trained together until evening, and before they left, Ren showed Eiji tree-walking, since he had already mastered leaf balancing. Eiji tried it a few times, managing to stick to the trunk briefly before slipping off. "This is harder than it looks," he muttered. Ren smirked. "Just keep practicing." As the sun began to set, the two parted ways, heading home. Ren walked through Konoha's streets, satisfied with the day's progress. After arriving home, Ren prepared dinner for himself and Juichi—meat, vegetables, and rice. Not knowing how long his father would take, he sat down and started eating. But just as he took his first bite, the front door opened. "Oh, you've cooked. I was hungry—thanks." Juichi walked in, casually sitting down to eat with him. As they ate, Ren decided to bring up the topic. "Hey, Dad, can you teach me the Shadow Clone Jutsu?" Before he could say anything more, Juichi chuckled and casually tossed him a scroll. "I thought you'd last at least three days, but you got bored on day one." Ren blinked in surprise, then quickly unfurled the scroll. Sure enough—it was the Shadow Clone Jutsu. His surprise turned to laughter, and he exclaimed, "Thanks, Dad! Yeah, Academy is pretty boring. Even in the Elite Class, there's not much exciting stuff in the first year." Juichi simply nodded, already expecting this. "I knew it might be boring for you, but listen—be careful when using it." Ren immediately focused, knowing that his father wasn't joking. "Your chakra is barely enough to sustain one clone. Don't try to push beyond that, or you might suffer mental strain. Also, avoid showing it off—keep it hidden as much as possible." Ren nodded, but Juichi wasn't done. "If you leave a clone to train, do it at home—I'll show you the basement. If you use it at the Academy, be extremely careful. If someone discovers you can use Shadow Clones already, you might be forced to graduate early, and I don't think you want that." Ren agreed without hesitation. "You're right. I won't be graduating early—at least not before my second year." Juichi seemed satisfied with that answer, and they continued eating. After finishing dinner and cleaning up, Juichi led Ren to the living room. Standing before a seemingly ordinary wall, he spoke. "Watch carefully. Remember the hand signs." Even with just one arm, Juichi quickly formed a sequence of hand seals before slapping his palm against the wall. A soft rumbling sound echoed through the house. Before Ren's eyes, a hidden staircase appeared, leading downward. Ren's eyes widened in surprise. Juichi chuckled. "Didn't expect that, huh?" "This... is this a personal training ground?" Ren asked, still amazed. Juichi nodded. "It's one of the benefits available to certain Jōnin. Some are allowed to have a sealed room that can hide from sensor-nin. Only the Jōnin who owns it and the Hokage have access to its key." Ren nodded slowly, still processing. "Don't bring anyone here," Juichi cautioned again. As they walked down the stairs, Ren finally saw the hidden room. It was large, with fortified walls, a high ceiling, and minimal furniture—designed purely for training and secrecy. Juichi looked around. "I don't use this much anymore. You can leave your clone here to practice ninjutsu—or anything else you want." Ren was shocked once again. "I assumed it would just be a normal room... but this place is perfect for training." His father kept surprising him. For a moment, Ren even wondered—could Juichi have some deeper secrets? But he shook off the thought for now. Instead, he focused on exploring the room, already thinking about how he could best use it for training. As Ren explored the hidden training room, Juichi called him over and handed him a thin piece of paper. Ren immediately recognized it. "You should also start learning some ninjutsu. You know what this is, right?" Juichi asked. Ren nodded. "Yeah, it's chakra litmus paper—used to test chakra affinity." Juichi smiled. "Correct." He held the paper between his fingers and pushed a small amount of chakra into it. The paper split into four-- Wind Affinity One part burned – Fire Affinity One part became damp – Water Affinity One part crumpled – Lightning Affinity One part turned to mud and fell apart – Earth Affinity "It's not entirely accurate for high-level shinobi, since they tend to awaken multiple affinities over time, but it's still useful in the early stages." Juichi then handed Ren another paper. "Alright, you try." Even though Ren already knew he had Wind Affinity—thanks to the system—he still went through with the test. Holding the chakra paper, he pushed a small amount of chakra into it. To his surprise, both halves of the paper turned to mud and crumbled away. Juichi nodded, not looking too surprised. "Looks like you have an equal affinity for Wind and Earth." Ren raised an eyebrow. "Both aren't that common in Konoha, right?" Juichi shrugged. "Not really, but it's not surprising in your case. My main affinity was Earth, and your mother's secondary affinity was Wind." Ren had expected to have only Wind Affinity, but this result meant that his body's natural affinity was actually Earth. The Wind Affinity must have been gained through the system. "So this is the original body's nature..." "I want to start with Wind first," Ren decided. Juichi smiled approvingly. "Good choice." "Earth is useful for defense, but starting with an offensive affinity will be more beneficial—especially since Wind pairs well with your speed." Juichi thought for a moment, then pulled a small leaf from his pocket. "I'll show you Leaf Splitting. If you master it before learning Wind Style jutsu, you'll have a much easier time later." Ren was slightly surprised. From what he remembered from the anime, Leaf Splitting was usually taught after someone learned basic Wind Jutsu, to help them fine-tune their control. But learning it this early would only be an advantage. "Sounds good. I can even practice this in class, so I won't waste time." Juichi nodded. "Exactly." He then demonstrated the technique, showing Ren how to focus chakra into the leaf, causing it to split cleanly down the middle. Ren watched closely, absorbing the process. After that, Juichi left the basement, leaving Ren to begin his new training.

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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