Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed

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Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed The seal pulsed again, and Mito’s voice returned, it was still dignified but just a bit colder now. "If you are hearing this message in this room, it seems one of my predictions has come true... that there are no more elders who could guide you in the Senju clan." Ren’s brows rose slightly. ’So it was a prediction, huh.’ "If it is Monkey and his lover then I hope you remember what you did to your teacher’s clan. He was the man who raised you more than either of your parents ever did, and yet you still let the situation reach this point. You should ask yourselves, honestly, if your teacher would be proud of you." ’Oof. That’s gonna leave a mark.’ He had to admit, whoever this recording was aimed at, Mito hadn’t bothered wrapping it in any niceties. It was straight for the throat. That, more than anything else, made it feel rea and personal. She wasn’t just leaving information behind; this was a message sharpened into a knife, meant to wound. "If it is a Senju child... oh well. Now you know. That Monkey and his lover were behind the demise and the current state of your clan." Ren’s expression didn’t change much at that as he continued to listen. "I am not telling you this for the sake of revenge. To be honest, I don’t really care that the clan was finished. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if the entire village were destroyed in the future." Ren thought, ’...Now that’s an interesting line. She said it like she didn’t hope for it, but she wouldn’t be too broken up if it happened either.’ "What I am about to tell you should be a secret of this world. This is something passed down through the ages in the Uzumaki clan and I was only able to confirm it after the death of my husband." ’Okay,’ Ren thought, focus narrowing. ’Here it comes. She really is about to drop something big.’ "Since ancient times, when the Uzumaki clan was first established, there have been several talented individuals born in our bloodline, which is to be expected of my great clan, of course. But among those talents, there were a rare few who were especially gifted in a particular sensory technique, the Mind’s Eye of Kagura." "These individuals, over generations, noticed something strange. A constant, uniform chakra signature. Hidden so deep in the world it couldn’t be felt normally. But it was there. Watching, always watching. And this presence had a fixed pattern, it was monitoring four clans specifically, the Uzumaki, the Senju, the Uchiha, and the Hyuga." He paused slightly, not because he was surprised by the information but because he already knew who she was talking about, Zetsu. "Because of the fractured relationships between the clans at the time, we believed it was an external enemy. But every time war or conflict erupted between us, it always came down to the same unseen hand filled with subtle, persistent manipulations keeping the four from ever uniting." A long silence followed before her voice returned, it was heavier now, edged with sorrow. "This theory... this suspicion... became certainty when I was made the jinchūriki of the Nine Tails. My sensory abilities expanded, enhanced by the power of the beast inside me. I told Hashirama about my suspicion, that someone, or something, had tried to destroy the relationship between him and his co-wife." Ren raised a brow again. ’Co-wife?’ He filed that away for later. "Hashirama was furious. Not at the idea that someone dared interfere with what he believed was the bridge between peace and chaos but because someone dared to plot against him and my co-wife. So we both searched. I, using the Nine Tails. He, using Sage Mode." "Eventually we found it" Ren’s breath paused slightly. She didn’t say "him." She said it. That means his guess was right and that zetsu had indeed been found already. "Hashirama rushed to that location immediately. Injured still from his battle with Madara, he went in alone. He believed, naively, perhaps that this was something he could end in one move. However, he never returned." The words were spoken plainly. No trembling, no dramatic pause. It was spoken like it was just a fact. "I followed soon after. But by the time I reached him... he was dead. The only thing left was his blood, the trees he created, madara’s bodies lying limp at the side and the thing that stood in the center... watching me." Ren swallowed once, jaw tightening. His gaze didn’t leave the seal. "I fought it. I don’t know if I won. I only know that I was able to place a seal, one that required a portion of my remaining life. The cost was heavy, but with it, I bound that creature’s ability to step foot within the village ever again." "Tobirama was the only one I told. He was livid, of course. But he was also Tobirama... and that meant he understood reality better than anyone. We could not win. Not yet. And so we let it rest and prepare for the future." Ren sat in silence, his arms folded, eyes fixed on the seal in front of him. This was a lot, well no really, but still this was kind of huge. He’d just had one of the greatest historical mysteries of his world answered like it was just some family gossip. "How did Hashirama die?" People had debated it endlessly, illness, battlefield injury, poisoning, some vague tragic fate. But no, turns out it was just Hashirama doing what he did best. Running headfirst into danger because someone might be hurting someone he loved. Ren exhaled sharply, not in disbelief, but in some weird sense of agreement. ’Yeah... if he really believed something was pulling strings behind the scenes, he wouldn’t sit still. No chance. And Madara was still alive at that time, however barely, and Zetsu got to him and controlling him, that would explain it.’ The First Hokage, cut down by a possessed Madara controlled by a primordial parasite. If it weren’t for the tone of the message, he might’ve thought it was fanfiction. But there was no mistaking the weight behind those words. ’She wasn’t kidding... if this got out publicly, it would flip the entire shinobi world upside down.’ And he meant it. If people knew why the founding clans fell. If they realized the Uchiha-Senju conflict was manufactured, the clan system poisoned, the wars deliberately stoked. You’d see every single village rushing headfirst into finding that thing. He shook the thought away. That wasn’t his job. Not right now. The message continued in Mito’s ever-shifting voice, now sharper, older, more tired. "After some time, Tobirama also died... and though I thought of doing something but Monkey had just taken reign, and his position wasn’t stable, so I had to help that ungrateful whelp." Ren raised an eyebrow. ’Okay, she really didn’t like Hiruzen, huh.’ "Working with him also made me realize... he’s a coward. Even if he knew the truth, he’d never act on it. He was too afraid of disturbing the so-called peace. I could only stay silent." Ren could almost hear her scowling through the seal. "Things didn’t end there. After Kushina, my brother’s granddaughter, came to the village to become the Nine Tails’ host, I sensed another disturbance. It wasn’t the black one... it was white beings." Ren’s spine straightened a little. "The chakra... it was familiar. I recognized it instantly. I tracked them without issue, but instead of acting, I watched. They were observing Kushina and the Uchiha heiress." Ren narrowed his eyes slightly. ’So even that far back, they were watching Kushina... and Mikoto?’ "I wanted to act... but their numbers were too high. If even one escaped, and the black one got wind that I was active again he might’ve done something irreversible. So I passed the burden.. I informed Kushina. And her little lover boy, since it was obvious at a glance that he’d become Hokage someday." Ren smirked slightly. ’She really called Minato "Kushina’s little lover boy."’ "Surprisingly, that boy turned out to be quite capable. He’d already learned that space jutsu I helped Tobirama develop, along with it’s secondary technique, Spatial sensing." "That technique worked exceptionally well against those white things. It could track them without even alerting them in the slightest. Once I confirmed that, I finally let go. And soon after... I died." The spatial sensing able to sense Zetsu wasn’t a big surprise to Ren, he himself was capable of doing the same so it wasn’t a big deal. Mito’s voice dimmed for a moment, and for once, there was actual silence. Then it returned and became dry again. "Though before I died, I still wasn’t entirely sure they’d succeed. So I made this recording... to ensure someone knew. If they died young, without passing it on, then at least you, whoever you are, would carry the burden next." Ren exhaled. So it wasn’t just a family keepsake. This room, this seal, this message, it was the safety net. The final contingency. Then Mito’s voice returned again, calm and measured. "One more thing. The seal I placed on that thing... it only works for the black one. And only if there’s Uzumaki blood within the village borders. If there are no living Uzumaki left, you better go find one. For safety’s sake." Ren nodded to himself. ’Alright, good to know.’ He mentally checked that off as Naruto was still alive, meaning the seal was probably still active. But just as he relaxed, "Ah, one last thing." Ren’s body tensed slightly as a clicking sound echoed from above. CRACK. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. Dozens of scrolls began pouring down from the ceiling like a hailstorm. He jumped back as a stack hit the table where he’d been sitting. Scrolls rolled across the floor in all directions. Finally, after the chaos settled, her voice spoke again with a casual tone. "These are a few histories and fuinjutsu scrolls I found or wrote when I was alive. You can read them if you want." Ren stood there, a scroll lodged in the fold of his collar. He flicked it off like a bug. ’...Of course. Toss in a library at the end. Why not.’ He waited another thirty seconds just in case she had one more "last thing." When nothing happened, he exhaled in relief. "...She finally shut up." But his eyes drifted to the scrolls anyway. Ren crouched low over the piles of scrolls and took a cursory glance through them, his fingers flipping past seals and notes without really reading yet. His mind, meanwhile, was still circling Mito’s message. ’For anyone else, this would’ve been some world-shaking revelation but for me it was not really huge but she didn’t know the one listening would be someone from another world.’ He already knew about Zetsu. The manipulation of the clans, the hidden war behind the wars, the puppet master in the shadows, none of that surprised him. It was valuable, sure, but not new. ’The only things that actually helped were learning how Hashirama died, confirming that the black one can’t enter Konoha... and these scrolls.’ He glanced at the stacks surrounding him again. Yeah. This was the real prize. He wasn’t exactly a history nerd, so the scrolls that started with "Era of Warring States" and "Treatise on Senju Clan Rituals" were shoved into his belt without ceremony. But the fuinjutsu scrolls were handled like glass. He neatly laid them out, sorting them by topic. Chakra flow mapping, dual-node stabilizers, linked seal relays, time-delay matrices. And most important of all, principles, actual notes. Not just pre-written sealing arrays to copy and paste into the battlefield. These were thought processes, the logic of fuinjutsu itself. And more than one scroll had Mito’s notes in the margins. "This is what I need," he murmured. Level 6 arrays weren’t about memorizing formulas anymore. They were about invention, crafting new functions from foundational understanding. It wasn’t like level 4, where you could brute force your way forward with repetition and chakra control. It wasn’t even like level 5, where deeper theory and control gave access to more refined patterns. Level 6... was artistry. Only those who truly understood how fuinjutsu behaved under pressure, time, and variation could make it here. Although he had the talent, he didn’t have the base to go into deeper study, but these scrolls would solve that problem. He sorted them quickly, after all this was his new treasure trove. He neatly packed and sealed them into his personal storage scroll. He’d be chewing on these for months. Then he glanced at the one last scroll left. It was left off to the side because unlike the others, it was locked behind a multilayered seal that was a triple-lock fuinjutsu seal for locking the scrolls. "Alright," he muttered. "What secrets are you hiding?" It took him half an hour to crack it open. The lock wasn’t hard, just tedious. Some Uzumaki fail-safes, a chakra sink trap, and one mildly insulting seal that kept calling him "incompetent brat" every time he made a wrong move. But eventually, the scroll unfurled. He read the first line. Then the second. And then his body stiffened. His eyes went wide. A second later he was gone with a flicker, then again and again. He didn’t stop until he’d shot through half the compound, blazing past old Yoshida and the gathered elders, who barely had time to turn their heads before Ren vanished again. He landed high atop one of the oldest trees in the estate, the thick canopy swaying slightly beneath his weight. From here, he could see it all. The house, the courtyard, the vines. The branches woven into the structure. The foundation, the supports, the old moss-covered walls. He looked at the scroll again. Then back at the compound. Then the scroll again. His mouth opened slowly, breath catching in his throat as he then spoke in disbelief. "This. This is. This is a fucking Gundam!" ~~~~~ {Well, who would’ve thought that the Uzumaki would be able to locate the sad mama’s boy who’s been plotting for centuries.} {Also, the thing about BLACK Zetsu not being able to enter Konoha is just my thought, it wasn’t mentioned anywhere in the canon, however, the reason behind this was that I had to show that Mito was a badass. Also, this isn’t entirely false either, because while we have seen BLACK Zetsu roaming around the land of fire he was never inside the leaf village itself. The WHITE Zetsu was shown inside, yes, but not BLACK one. I’ll stop with the black and white because if I continue to write my thoughts would spiral and I would end up writing something, well, not so good.} {Also, GUNDAM!} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 184: Ghosts in the Mist (Part- 6) [Naoki’s Successor: The Operator Who Thought ‘Friendship’ Was Safe] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 185: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-7) [The Real Stone Shinobi] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 186: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-8) [If The Daimyo Knows, We’re All Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 187: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-9) [The White Fang’s Son] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 188: Ghost in the Mist (Part-10) [Prey That Bites Back] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 189: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-11) [Bleeding Hounds and Boiled Elders] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 190: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-12) [Tag, You’re Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 191: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-13) [Utakata Sensei >> Professor McGonagall] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 192: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-14) [Sealed With a Kiss (of Death)] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 193: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-15) [Blue shark goes brrrrr......] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 194: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-16) [Who Needs Jutsu When You Can Launch Yourself Like Artillery?] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 195: Ghosts in the Mists (Part-17) [Samehada Hates This One Weird Trick] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 196: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-18) [When the Shark Stops Chasing You But the Government Doesn’t] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 197: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-19) [Wind Style: Spinjutsu : Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Claws Attack] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 198: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-20) [Zetsu Is Just Here for the Drama and He’s Winning] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 199: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-21) [Welcome to Nanohai Shore] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 200: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-22) [Ninjutsu Spam Makes the Battlefield Cry] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 201: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-23) (END) [Ren’s Wiggle Seals the Deal] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 202: Notice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 203: Ren Gets Called Short and Declares War on Danzo Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 204: Hey Guys! Welcome Back to my Channel! It’s Reaction time~~ Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 205: Senju Drip, Uchiha Calm, and a Whole Village Watching Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 206: Sasuke Will Never Know Peace (Because of Ren) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 207: I Said What I Said and Then I Said It Again Louder With Corpses Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 208: Danzo’s Vibes Were Off So I Collapsed His Entire Career Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 209: Utakata Rage Quit His Job and Took the HR Department With Him Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 210: Konoha Daily: The Hokage’s Advisor Tried to Kill the Senju Heir but The Senju Heir Turned Him Into Street Decoration Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 211: Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 212: Koharu Beat Two Senju, Then Got Cancelled by the Third Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 213: Ren Gets Carried into Dinner Like a Deity Too Lazy to Walk Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 214: You Thought It Was a Political Thriller But It Was a Cooking Show All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 215: Imagine Learning 5 Elements and Still Being Short Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 216: Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 218: Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 219: Grandma’s Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 221: The House Was the Real Main Character All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 222: A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 223: Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting Sep 29th, 2025
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