Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded??

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Chapter 4 - Dad?? Ded?? Ren wasted no time. Ignoring the lingering soreness in his body, he swung his legs over the side of the bed and stood up. His muscles ached from inactivity, but he pushed past the discomfort—this was more important. Without another word, he followed the med-nin out of the hospital ward, his mind racing. As Ren followed the med-nin through the hospital corridor, he couldn't hold back his urgency. "What condition is he in? Is he badly injured?" The med-nin shook his head slightly. "We can't disclose that information until we confirm your relation. A shinobi's details are kept confidential." Ren gritted his teeth but didn't argue. It made sense—in a world filled with spies and hidden dangers, a ninja's status couldn't be carelessly revealed. Still, the fact that they were calling him to verify Juichi's identity meant that his father was at least conscious and responsive. That alone was a relief. With that thought, he quickened his pace, following the med-nin deeper into the hospital. As Ren moved through the sterile white corridors of the hospital, he couldn't help but observe his surroundings. The halls were crowded with patients and medical staff, but there was no usual chatter—only the soft murmurs of grief, the distant cries of families, and the tense silence of those who had lost too much. A woman sat in a corner, clutching a headband in her trembling hands, her face pale with disbelief. A small child beside her sobbed quietly, unaware of the full weight of the tragedy but sensing something was deeply wrong. Further ahead, a group of shinobi stood together, their expressions unreadable. One of them clenched his fists so tightly his knuckles turned white. The rage in his eyes told Ren that someone he cared about had died. Even the hospital staff, though focused on their duties, carried weary faces—they had likely been working non-stop since the attack ended. This was the true aftermath of the Nine-Tails' rampage. "So many lives shattered in a single night... and this is just one hospital." It was a harsh reminder—this world was not an anime. If he didn't grow stronger, he too could be reduced to just another name on a casualty list. As they continued moving through the hospital, Ren's heartbeat quickened. The weight of the moment pressed down on him—was his father truly okay? Soon, they reached a closed door, the med-nin knocking lightly before pushing it open. Inside, the room was small, containing two hospital beds. The air smelled of disinfectant and bandages, the faint beeping of medical equipment breaking the silence. Ren's eyes immediately locked onto the figure in the bed closest to the window. It was him. Juichi Takahashi. His father was alive. Ren felt a wave of relief wash over him... but that relief was short-lived. As his gaze traveled downward, he froze. Juichi was missing half of his right arm. Bandages wrapped tightly around the severed limb, stopping just above the elbow, the fresh white cloth still lightly stained with blood. For the first time in his new life, Ren truly understood what it meant to be a shinobi. As soon as Juichi noticed Ren step into the room, his tired yet familiar eyes softened. Despite the obvious pain he must have been feeling, he forced a small grin and said, "Took you long enough, kid. What, did you get lost in the hospital? Thought I raised you better than that." His voice was slightly hoarse, likely from exhaustion, but the lighthearted tone was unmistakable. Ren stared at him for a moment, his throat tightening, but he quickly composed himself. He knew what his father was doing—easing the tension. So, he played along. With a smirk, he crossed his arms and replied, "Well, I had to take my time. Wouldn't want to rush in and ruin your beauty sleep." Juichi let out a low chuckle, shaking his head. "Smartass. At least I know you didn't hit your head too hard." Despite the casual exchange, Ren's eyes flickered briefly to the bandaged stump where his father's arm should have been. But he didn't say anything. He chose not to point it out. Right now, Juichi wasn't looking for pity or sadness. He was still the same stubborn shinobi he had always been. And if he could act like everything was normal, then so could Ren. Ren kept his expression steady, choosing not to focus on his father's missing arm. Instead, he took a seat by the bed and smirked. "Well, I got thrown across the street by a chunk of debris, blacked out, and woke up in a hospital bed. But other than that? I'm doing great." Juichi raised an eyebrow, amusement flashing across his face. "Thrown across the street, huh? Guess that means you're tougher than you look." Ren shrugged, leaning back slightly. "I like to think so. Though, between you and me, I'd rather not test my durability against flying buildings again." Juichi chuckled. "Good instinct. That means you might actually survive being a shinobi." They sat in comfortable silence for a moment, the heaviness of the situation lingering just beneath the surface. Neither of them wanted to talk about the battle, about the losses, about the future that had just been altered by Juichi's injury. So, for now, they didn't. Instead, they talked about small things—Ren's time in the hospital, the bad food, the annoying med-nins, and anything that didn't involve a giant fox tearing through the village. And for a brief moment, things almost felt normal. Even though Ren wanted to avoid talking about the hard stuff, Juichi himself broke the silence with a sigh. His grin faded slightly, replaced by a more serious expression as he leaned back against the pillow. "Listen, Ren... we can joke all we want, but we both know things aren't the same anymore." Ren tensed slightly, but he didn't interrupt. Juichi glanced at his bandaged arm—or rather, what was left of it. His face didn't show self-pity or sadness, but there was a weight behind his eyes that wasn't there before. "I won't be on active duty anymore." The words hung in the air, heavier than anything else he had said. Ren swallowed, staying quiet as Juichi continued. "Losing a limb like this... it means my days as a front-line shinobi are over. The best I can hope for now is a support role in the village, maybe teaching or logistics." There was no bitterness in his voice, but Ren could tell—his father had spent his entire life as a shinobi. And now, that life had effectively ended. "This changes things for both of us, kid." Ren tightened his fists under the table. He had known—of course, he had known. The moment he saw the missing arm, he understood that their future had shifted. But hearing Juichi say it out loud made it real. "Don't worry," Ren said, forcing a confident grin. "I'll be joining the Academy soon, and you already know I'm a genius. I'll get strong in no time, so you can just rest at home." He tried to keep his tone lighthearted, hoping to ease the weight of the conversation. But Juichi simply shook his head. "Rest at home?" he scoffed. "Kid, I might be down an arm, but I'm not dead. I'll still be working." Ren frowned. "But... you just said you can't be on the front lines anymore." Juichi sighed, running his remaining hand through his hair. "Yeah, I can't go on missions, but Konoha still has plenty of work for shinobi like me. The village needs all the manpower it can get after the attack. Whether it's training recruits, intelligence work, or helping with logistics, I'll be doing something." His eyes locked onto Ren's, steady and unwavering. "I may not be able to fight the way I used to, but I'm still a shinobi. And I still have a son to take care of." Ren clenched his fists, feeling a mix of emotions—relief that his father still had a purpose, but also frustration at the situation. He had hoped that maybe, just maybe, Juichi could take it easy for once. But of course, his father was too stubborn for that. Ren gritted his teeth, his frustration bubbling to the surface before he could stop it. "This isn't fair!" he snapped, his voice louder than he intended. "You just lost your arm! You nearly died! Why do you have to go right back to work?! Can't you just—just stop for once?!" Juichi raised an eyebrow, clearly surprised at the outburst, but he remained silent, letting Ren continue. "The village can survive without you! You don't have to act like you're fine when you're not! Do you even care what happens to you?!" His breath was heavy, his fists clenched tightly at his sides. And then—he froze. A cold realization crept over him as he heard his own words. The way he was talking—this was how a child would act. An angry, frustrated kid who didn't know how to handle his emotions. Not a grown man who had already lived one life before this. Ren stared at his own trembling hands, feeling an odd sense of disconnection between his mind and his body. "This isn't like me... right?" But as he reflected, the answer became clear. This wasn't him. This was the influence of the body's original owner. Ren Takahashi—the real Ren Takahashi—was a six-year-old boy who had just survived a warzone and nearly lost his only parent. His emotions, his frustrations, his fear of the future—they were bleeding into the consciousness of the person who had taken over his body. And no matter how much his past self tried to suppress it, that fear and anger was real. Juichi, still watching him carefully, finally let out a deep sigh. "You done?" he asked simply. Ren hesitated, then slowly nodded. Juichi leaned back against the pillow, his expression unreadable. "Good. Because you're right, and you're wrong." Ren looked up, his frustration still lingering, but now mixed with curiosity. "I can't just stop, Ren," Juichi continued, his voice calm but firm. "Yeah, I lost an arm. Yeah, I nearly died. But Konoha just lost the Fourth Hokage. Hundreds of shinobi are gone. The village is hurting, and I still have a duty." His one remaining hand clenched into a fist. "I won't sit around and do nothing while there's still work to be done. That's not who I am." Ren wanted to argue. He really did. But he could see it now—nothing he said would change Juichi's mind. This wasn't about being reckless. This was about being a shinobi. Taking a deep breath, Ren forced himself to calm down. He could feel the last remnants of his frustration settling into something more manageable. "Fine." His voice was quieter now. "But don't expect me to like it." Juichi smirked. "Didn't expect you to." And just like that, the weight in the air seemed to lighten—just a little. Ren exhaled deeply, pushing his emotions down. He knew he wouldn't win this argument. His father was too stubborn, too devoted to the village. "Alright," he said, crossing his arms. "You're going to do what you want, no matter what I say. Fine. But that just means I'll have to handle things on my own." Juichi raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And what exactly does that mean?" Ren met his gaze head-on. "I need to start training seriously." His father leaned back against the pillow, looking at him thoughtfully. "You're already set to enter the Academy soon. They'll teach you the basics. What's the rush?" Ren clenched his fists. "The Academy won't be enough." He knew the kind of shinobi that world would produce—how many mediocre graduates left the Academy barely capable of handling a real mission. He refused to be just another Genin struggling to survive. Juichi studied him carefully before sighing. "You really are serious about this." Ren nodded. "You're going to be busy. You won't have time to train me like you planned. So I have to take responsibility for my own growth." For a moment, Juichi was silent. Then, a small smirk appeared on his face. "Heh. You sound just like me when I was your age." Ren rolled his eyes. "Great. That just means I'm doomed to be as stubborn as you." Juichi chuckled, then leaned forward slightly, his expression more serious. "If you're that determined, then listen up." Ren immediately straightened, knowing what was coming was important. "I may not be able to train you myself anymore, but that doesn't mean I can't guide you. If you're going to train, then train smart." "Of course, I'll train smarter if I want to get ahead of everyone and become stronger faster," Ren said confidently. Juichi gave him a knowing look before leaning back against the pillow. "Alright then, genius. How exactly do you plan to do that?" His tone wasn't mocking—if anything, it was curious. Testing him. Ren paused. He had ideas, but now was the time to lay out a real plan {A/N:- No system messages in this Chapter. Had to take a lot of help from gpt to get the emotional stuff down. I know a lot of people won't like how ren behaved here but don,t worry such over reaction was only for this Chapter I'll expand it in the next Chapter or the one after that}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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