Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now

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Chapter 144 - Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Ren stood still for only a minute longer, his body recovering at a ridiculous rate thanks to his mastery over physical training and chakra flow. His injuries were already fading, the muscle strain healing, the slight exhaustion dissolving into clarity. He took one last breath, then silently activated all four gates in a seamless motion. A deep red aura exploded around him. Seals spread, muscles surged, nerves sparked, blood vessels expanded. He flickered forward and vanished from the clearing in a blur of red and blue. He didn't need to search as he already knew the direction of his chase. Only one man had stayed until the very end, watching from the shadows even as the last Root operative fell to Ren's hand. Only once it was certain and only once Ren delivered the final strike had the man begun to retreat. He was Kimura. With the gates active, and his agility already at 79, Ren's speed was nothing short of monstrous. Within seconds, the forest blurred around him like streaks of green and brown. He caught up to Kimura in less than a minute and landed smoothly in front of him, cutting off the escape. The man skidded to a halt, his cloak fluttering behind him as he instinctively reached for his weapon only to freeze when he recognized Ren. "Hey," Ren said cheerfully, casually deactivating the four gates. His aura disappeared in a whisper of wind and light. "Why are you running? I just have a few questions. Oh, and a message." Kimura didn't speak immediately. He just stared at Ren, his brows slightly furrowed, lips pressed into a thin line. His chakra flared subtly, not with aggression, but unease. The man wasn't strong. Ren could see that at a glance. His level was 52, a standard jonin. Nothing remarkable. Certainly not a threat to someone like Ren. Ren's tone turned casual. "First question: are you with Danzo, or with Commander Yoru?" There was no accusation in the question. Just curiosity. Kimura exhaled. "I was sent by Lord Danzo to infiltrate Commander Yoru's ranks. Specifically, his close subordinates." Ren raised an eyebrow. "But," Kimura continued, "I was discovered. On the very first day." He looked almost embarrassed saying that. "I was prepared to die, but Commander Yoru didn't kill me. He placed a seal on me, one that prevents me from divulging any of his secrets." Ren crossed his arms, frowning slightly. "When I returned to Lord Danzo," Kimura went on, "I reported everything. He examined the seal thoroughly. Then he did nothing. He just told me to carry on. And left me be." Ren blinked. Kimura added with a sigh, "Now I jump between Root and ANBU missions. Both of them have seals on me. I can't tell either of them anything about the other. They know I exist. They just don't seem to care." There was a long silence. Ren stared at him like he'd grown two heads. "What kind of weird situationship are you in?" Kimura shrugged helplessly. "I don't know! Honestly, I wish one of them had just killed me. This limbo is exhausting. I keep thinking today might be the day I get erased, but it never comes." He looked genuinely frustrated. Aggrieved even. His chakra was calm, controlled, but his voice had that edge of someone who hadn't had a full night's rest in years. Ren was quiet for a moment as he waited for Kimura to finish ranting, then softly said, "You've worked hard. Surviving under both of them, that couldn't have been easy." Kimura's eyes watered instantly. He looked away, his shoulders stiff. "That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in five years." Ren snorted then asked, "Want me to kill you?" Kimura actually paused to consider it. His expression brightened with a kind of twisted hope, but then fell. "I... I don't know. I think I want to live. But sometimes, I'm not sure why. It's confusing." Ren tilted his head slightly, thinking. "Well, how about this instead?" Kimura looked up. "Why don't you tag along with me?" Ren said, grinning now. "I'm alone on this mission. I could use someone to help with collecting bodies, looting scrolls, or gathering intel. You wouldn't be fighting, though. The kills are mine." He wouldn't even let the clones have the kill as the system only recognized the kills and the missions he completed on his own as a completed missions otherwise if he could finish missions through clones then he would've been a God already. Kimura blinked. "You'd let me come with you?" "Sure. You won't have to risk your life every day, and you won't be sitting in this weird political limbo alone anymore. And best of all, no seals from me." Kimura's eyes narrowed. "Aren't you worried I'll tell Danzo about your skills?" Ren shook his head. "Not really." His tone was almost amused. Kimura didn't understand it, but Ren had already thought this through. His true strength wasn't something anyone could understand from watching a few fights. The important things, the clones, the basement training, the system progress were all locked behind layers that not even a spy living in his pocket could uncover. Besides, the real body, the one Kimura would be traveling with, didn't train any advanced skills. It trained physically and moved like a regular ninja. The rest? The clones handled that. All underground. All hidden. "That's for me to worry about," Ren said, brushing off Kimura's concern. "So you coming?" Kimura hesitated for a long moment. Then slowly nodded. "Okay." Ren smiled. "Nice, then from now on you are dead to them, until we return to the village of course." As he said this, he thought, 'This guy was left alive by both Danzo and Yoru. No one gets that lucky. He must have a secret, or something fun. Let's see what you're hiding, Mr. In-Between.' "Alright," Ren said, stretching his arms lazily. "Let's get back to the clearing. I've got bodies to deliver. The commander would want to see them." They made their way back in relative silence. Once they returned to the battlefield, Kimura immediately got to work without Ren saying a word. He moved with practiced efficiency, gathering up the twelve Root corpses and sealing them into a large scroll. It took less than ten minutes. His movements were quiet, clean, and professional. He even took the time to tag each scroll with the date and location of the kill just like bounty centers did. Ren was impressed. Meanwhile, Ren sat at a tree stump writing a letter, his brush gliding over the paper with deliberate strokes. He folded it carefully and slipped it into the scroll holding the Root bodies. Once Kimura handed him the scroll, Ren turned and walked into the deeper forest without a word. Out of Kimura's sight, he formed a hand seal. Poof. A shadow clone took his place and quietly re-entered the clearing, watching Kimura from the trees. The real Ren went further into the forest and knelt down and with a few hand signs, he pressed his palm to the ground. Poof! A slightly large pink butterfly appeared with a soft flutter. Her wings shimmered with faint chakra as she circled Ren's head before hovering in front of him. "Ren," Ko said gently, her voice soft as always. "What can I do for you?" Ren held up the scroll. "This has a letter and some packages. Can you deliver it to ANBU Commander Yoru?" Ko flapped twice in place, then tilted her wings in confirmation. "The one with the black mask?" Ren nodded. Ko took the scroll delicately in her six legs, and the scroll vanished from sight with a poof. She looked at Ren again. "Do you want me to deliver a message too?" Ren shook his head. "The letter says everything. He'll understand." Ko nodded again and flew off, vanishing into the trees. Ren stood up and walked calmly back to the clearing. The clone faded with a puff of smoke as he re-entered, replacing it seamlessly. Kimura was still hard at work. He had already cleaned up the scorch marks, used earth release to flatten the uneven terrain, and was carefully dragging a broken tree out of the clearing. Kimura, covered in soot, turned around. "Oh. You're back." Ren crossed his arms. "You're really good at this." Kimura blinked. "At what?" "Erasing evidence." Kimura looked at the cleaned battlefield. "Well when you've worked under the subordinates of two of the most secretive men in the village, you tend to pick things up." Ren smiled and said nothing more. He watched the man continue working methodically and quiet and of course hiding something. He didn't know what it was yet. But he would find out. Soon. ~~~ Back in the Hidden Leaf Village, tucked into one of the smaller districts that connected directly with the open fields, lay the quiet, shaded territory of the Nara Clan. They were known for many things: their intelligence, their deep connection with the deers, and perhaps most famously for their legendary laziness. In the wide, sun-dappled backyard of the Nara Clan Head's residence, under the shade of a tall tree, a young boy lay fast asleep. His pineapple-shaped hair barely moved with the breeze, and wrapped snugly in his arms was a small, golden-brown baby deer, just as content as the boy who hugged it. A soft fluttering butterfly entered the yard. A delicate pink butterfly, shimmering slightly with chakra and floated gently down and perched on the boy's nose. However he didn't even twitch. Still fast asleep, the boy exhaled slowly, shifting slightly to hug the deer closer. The butterfly tilted its head, as if confused. Perched quietly on a long wooden porch connected to the house were two men sitting cross-legged across a traditional shoji board. One of them was Nara Shikaku, the current clan head. The other, wearing the distinct black uniform of the elite ANBU, was none other than Commander Yoru. Neither of them had spoken in a while, too focused on their game to engage in idle talk. Yoru made a move on the board, his hand calm and calculated. Then, as noticing something, he raised his other hand slightly. The pink butterfly, recognizing the gesture, fluttered off the boy's nose and glided to Yoru's outstretched hand. It landed softly, folding its wings with elegant stillness. Shikaku, not even looking away from the board, asked lazily, "He made a contract with the butterflies?" "Hmm," Yoru replied noncommittally, eyes narrowing slightly. Still holding the butterfly, Yoru raised his other hand and spoke, "Must be important if he sent you, Ko." The butterfly, Ko, fluttered her wings once and then spoke in a soft, polite tone, "I don't know either. He just said it was important and explained everything in the scroll." With that, she lifted slightly and poof, a scroll appeared in Yoru's palm. Ko hovered nearby briefly, then with a final nod-like flutter, vanished into the air. Yoru unrolled the scroll with practiced ease. A folded note slid out first so he set the main scroll aside and opened the note. His eyes scanned the message, and a slight twitch formed at the corner of his mouth. He held the note out to Shikaku. The Nara clan head leaned lazily over, took the note, and read aloud: "Hi. Danzo. Root. Assassin. All dead. Love. Ren. Red Heart. Red Heart." There was a long moment of silence. Then Shikaku leaned back and muttered, "Hmm. Was this his first time dealing with Root?" Yoru nodded, eyes back on the shoji board. "Yes. I've blocked three previous attempts before they got close enough so he doesn't know yet." Shikaku made his move on the board. "If you told him about Danzo," he said, "then maybe it's time to tell him about his Senju lineage too." Yoru didn't hesitate. He made his move and said flatly, "Doesn't matter whether he knows or not. Even if I told him, he'd just say" He shifted his voice slightly into a deadpan mimicry of Ren, "'Cool. You got some missions?'" Shikaku let out a chuckle at the impression and leaned back, stretching his arms with a yawn. "That does sound about right. I still don't think I'll fully understand him until we've played a proper match." There was a pause, then Shikaku casually asked, "Any luck with the Sannin?" Yoru responded as he moved a piece on the board. "Jiraiya hasn't given a definite response. Princess Tsunade, on the other hand, seems interested." "That's something," Shikaku muttered as he slid a shoji piece forward. "We'll need at least one of them if we want this plan to work. Doesn't matter if your prodigy reaches S-rank in a year, which, by the way, I'm still skeptical about." Yoru's next move came instantly. "I'll push it with Princess, she is already hostile since she found that Dan died due to Danzo so she is our best choice, Jiraiya is not a good choice, he is too emotionally attached with the third." He paused then added, "Also, he'll make it," he said without a trace of doubt. "He'll most definitely be S-rank before the mission ends." Shikaku scratched his head and sighed, "An eleven-year-old S-ranker. That'll ruffle more than a few feathers." Yoru gave no reply. He made his next move, perfectly calm. Their game continued in silence once more, the quiet clack of shoji tiles the only sound breaking the calm afternoon. Not far from them, the pineapple-haired boy was still dozing peacefully in the grass, arms curled protectively around the sleeping baby deer. The butterfly's visit had done nothing to disturb his nap. In the distance, the leaves rustled softly in the breeze and the two shadows who shaped the future of the village continued their game, plotting quietly with a child sleeping behind them, and a storm slowly brewing beyond the walls. ~~~~~ {A new regular character is introduced, wonder how that will go.} {Also, I won't be adding Danzo's reaction since it would just be, 'Cold snort' 'Cold voice' 'Cold reaction', If you want I can add an entire Chapter with Cold written hundred thousand times, that way you get Danzo's reaction and I get the word count, cool?} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {200 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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