Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees

Words : 2067 Updated : Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87 - Talent Meets Terror in the Trees {Alt Title:- Dear Diary, Today I Met a Predator} Back in the Hokage's office, Hiruzen was once again going through the endless piles of paperwork when a voice came from behind him. "Was giving that to Ren Takahashi the right move? I don't think I need to highlight how important it would be if someone else got their hands on it and explored it further." Hiruzen paused for a moment, then said, "It's more of a test. I actually wanted to see something." The hidden speaker didn't say anything for a while, then asked, "How long do you think it would take for him to learn it?" Hiruzen thought for a moment and answered, "Probably five to six years. Maybe lower if he got something from Sayaka's side." After that, silence returned to the room. ~~~ Meanwhile, back in the basement, Ren was deeply engrossed in reading the birthday scroll. With just the name, he could already figure out how this could be used. On the scroll, there wasn't a ninjutsu or a simple technique. It was a Fuinjutsu seal: [SPATIAL ANCHOR SEAL]. Ren thought, 'Flying Thunder God.' He quickly began reading the detailed explanation to confirm it. The function of the seal was to lock chakra into a fixed spatial coordinate through a seal, allowing instant chakra projection or sensory feedback between two distant points. 'It's the fuinjutsu required for using the Flying Thunder God jutsu. However,' he frowned slightly as he read further, 'this isn't complete. It just shows how to make the seal, not how to actually use it. But still, once I am able to make the seal properly, I'm sure I can figure something out.' Not wasting any time, he took out some Fuinjutsu paper, ink, and a brush from his space belt, along with normal paper and a pencil. First, he tried to copy the seal exactly as it was onto the normal paper with a pencil. However, it wasn't easy. The seal was divided into three complex parts. The innermost circle was the chakra signature lock layer, where the user would seal a part of their chakra to serve as an identity core. Just this first layer alone required so many symbols that Ren hadn't even seen till now. The second part was the spatial binding layer, designed to connect the sealed chakra to the spatial coordinates of the location where the seal was placed. The Fuinjutsu would automatically lock the coordinates once the seal was activated. The third layer was the pulse reception layer, the easiest of the three but still difficult for Ren's current level. This layer would allow the user to send a pulse of chakra into the seal but not let any chakra leak outward. It took Ren thirty minutes before he even finished copying the seal properly once on normal paper. After that, he spent a few more hours repeating the process until he could draw the seal with relative ease. Then, finally, he picked up the brush and ink, laid down the Fuinjutsu paper, and started making the seal symbol by symbol. However, before he even reached the middle part of the first layer, the paper ripped. Without a word, he started over. The result was the same. He tried a few more times, but aside from making a little progress each time, the paper still got ripped apart. Ren frowned, 'Although it requires some effort, my Yang chakra control should be enough to at least draw the first layer. However, I still can't do it.' He looked at the brush in his hand, then at the ink to the side, and finally at the Fuinjutsu paper in front of him. 'Could it be that the ink is not chakra conductive enough?' He nodded slightly, 'This seal should require products that are more chakra-conductive, which would allow a much easier flow of chakra, at least for my current level. I don't think Minato would've complained about something like ink, but maybe it's just that my mastery isn't enough.' He glanced at his status panel: 36% mastery of Fuinjutsu and 28% mastery of Yang Release. 'Fuck saving the points, I want to use them right now.' He raged internally. He almost pulled his hair in frustration when he realized that even if he wanted to use the points, he couldn't. The lowest points he had were Intermediate Level Points, which could only be used after reaching 50% mastery. ~~~ It had been a week since Ren was stopped by Hiruzen from advancing further into the restricted zone of the Forest of Death, and Ren had retaliated by dropping a chakra version of a nuke. At that time, Hiruzen had said that Utakata would return from his mission in a week, so Ren had informed his teammates about it. As agreed, all three of them had gathered today at Training Ground One at the usual time. During the time the team hadn't been training together, they weren't aware of each other's progress. However, Ren noted that Yugao had gained two levels over the month, so her training must have been going well. Hitoshi's level, on the other hand, hadn't increased during the month, but somehow Ren got the feeling that the insects on Hitoshi's body were stronger. 'The system levels aren't really suitable for gauging a shinobi's power, especially not for the ones with bloodlines,' he thought. After all, there were many like the Aburame who, on a personal level, might not seem much stronger. However, together with their insects, they could fight against people whose system level was much higher than their own. 'I really shouldn't rely too much on the system levels, especially not for the higher-tier ninja, you never know what kind of move they could pull,' he thought. The three of them sat beneath a tree as they discussed their training. When Ren told them he had gone into the Forest of Death, Yugao expressed her dissatisfaction that he didn't ask her to tag along on such a "fun" adventure, and Hitoshi also supported her. Ren could only shrug as he heard the two and promised them that if there was a next time, he would ask them. Just as Hitoshi was about to begin recounting his own training tales, there was a sudden flicker. Since Utakata was supposed to arrive, there wasn't much reaction from the three at first. However, when they saw that it wasn't Utakata, they immediately shifted into alert mode. Standing in front of them was a scarecrow of a man, with spiky greyish-white hair styled to the left, donning a dog-like mask. With a glance, Ren identified the man, 'Kakashi Hatake,' he thought, then casually glanced above his head and saw level 68. Without wasting any time, Kakashi ordered, "Team 1, follow me. We need to recover your Sensei." 'Wow, that's the classic your parents are in danger, follow me, kid kidnapping style,' Ren thought dryly. When Kakashi saw the blank stares of Team 1, he tossed a scroll over to Ren. "Hokage's order." Ren checked the scroll, confirmed it was safe, then opened it and read it through. As Kakashi said, it was a direct mission order from the Hokage. It also confirmed that Utakata was safe, but needed to be escorted back to the village along with his teammates who had accompanied him. Ren nodded to his teammates and briefly explained the mission, then pocketed the scroll. Seeing that Team 1 was ready, Kakashi flickered away without another word, leading them out of the village through a secret exit rather than the main gate. When Ren saw this, he thought, 'This must be one of the ANBU's exit routes, but is he even allowed to show us this?' Kakashi led the way silently as Team 1 followed behind him. As they continued travelling, Ren, as the acting leader in Utakata's absence, asked the necessary question. "What is the location?" "Near the borders of Hidden Waterfall and Hidden Grass Village," Kakashi responded with a short answer and fell silent again. Ren and his team also maintained the silence, understanding that this was not the time for idle chatter. It took another two days before they finally got somewhat close to the designated area. Finally, they stopped. During the whole two days, the team only rested for a total of two hours, that too in short breaks of fifteen minutes. The rest of the time, they travelled nonstop. Now, when they stopped, Kakashi silently made a clone, and the clone immediately flickered away. He didn't explain anything to them, and they didn't ask either, understanding that the clone was likely sent to scout ahead for information. ~~~ The four of them stayed quietly hidden as Team 1 recovered their breaths after two days of continuous travel. Aside from Kakashi, Hitoshi had also sent out some of his insects to scout the surroundings. It took quite some time before both Kakashi and Hitoshi flinched simultaneously. However, before either of them could say anything, a voice filled with amusement and subtle mockery echoed through the area. "Ah, Kakashi-kun, if you are in charge of a babysitting mission, you shouldn't bring them to such a dangerous area. Otherwise, your client might complain," the voice said. When Ren heard the voice, all the hairs on his body stood on end and an oppressive feeling of intense bloodlust pressed down on him. With slight difficulty, he looked up and saw who it was. A man was standing casually on the branch of a tree, his pale skin almost ghost-like under the faint light filtering through the forest canopy. He had striking golden eyes with slitted pupils and purple markings around his eyes that made him look unmistakably like a snake. 'Pedomaru,' Ren thought immediately. It was Orochimaru, one of the Legendary Sannin, and someone Ren knew all too well from his past life memories and from the bingo books and the crime records in Konoha. Without a word, Kakashi stepped forward, positioning himself between Orochimaru and Team 1. Yugao and Hitoshi stood to Ren's sides, their bodies tense. Although they were affected by the sheer oppressive bloodlust that filled the air, they still managed to move with some difficulty. Snako malfoy's golden eyes lazily scanned the three Genin before settling with amusement. "Oh my, how cute," he said, his voice dripping with mockery. "Young Genin are always so much fun to handle," he licked his lips with his snake-like tongue, "even more if they have some talent." His gaze fixed on Ren directly. Ren shuddered as he met those slitted eyes, 'this damned PDF, if he was just after my life, I wouldn't mind much, but I god damn have a problem if he wants my youth,' he thought angrily, cursing Orochimaru's reputation in his mind. Kakashi's calm voice broke through the tension, "Be ready to advance near the borders at my signal." The moment he finished speaking, he flickered forward, appearing just in front of his royal slitherness. Pedo-sennin tutted lightly, his expression filled with amusement. "You shouldn't be so impatient, Kakashi-kun," he said smoothly. "I guess both your father and your Sensei kicked the bucket before they could impart some crucial knowledge to you." {Alt Title 2:- Congratulations! You Attracted a War Criminal!} {Alt Title 3:- Snake Daddy Pulls Up to the Wrong Kindergarten} ~~~~~ {I admit that I have much more fun deciding the Chapter title and naming Orochimaru, than actually writing the Chapter.} {Also, I am dissapointed that none of you got that last line's reference in the previous Chapter, but oh well.} {We'll talk about FTG after I read your comments.} {Anyway, you now know what the Chapter schedule will be so save your stones, and give me the stones on the days that the Chapter's aren't released. If we remain in the top 100s for the 3 weeks till 19th may, then I will do a double release everyday for a week from the 19th, so, the stone's in your phone now.} {You know what else to do} {STONES!!!!!}

Comments (0)

4.4 /5.0
comment Write Comment
VIEW ALL COMMENTS
50/500
Post Comments
Write Comment
Please enter valid text
Exceeded word limit
contents
Contents
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
Setting
Setting
Background
A A A
Font Size
A - 16 A +
Add
In