Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted

Words : 2337 Updated : Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113 - Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted As soon as Hitoshi's words dropped, both Yugao and Ren were stunned. Ren blinked. He hadn't expected this. Hitoshi... had feelings for Yugao? Not once during their two years together had there been a single indication that Hitoshi felt anything more than camaraderie toward her. At most, he treated her the same way he treated Ren, like a teammate. 'Well, now this is interesting.' Ren thought as a wide smile slowly spread across his face. 'A confession between teammates? This is better than any drama. Front row seat, too.' He subtly stepped back and leaned against a tree, preparing to enjoy the show. Yugao, meanwhile, stood completely frozen, her face quickly turning a brilliant shade of crimson. "Wh-What are you saying, Hitoshi?" she stammered, her voice cracking. "Y-Yo-You want to go on a date with me? Like... ro-ro-ro..." Ren leaned in slightly from behind and whispered helpfully, "Romantically?" Hitoshi, ever the calm and composed one, answered plainly, "Yes. During our time together, I realized I feel something more for you than I do for Ren." Ren raised an eyebrow but didn't interrupt. Hitoshi continued, "I tense up when you get hurt. I feel happy when you master a new technique. I get annoyed when people stare at you strangely. So I asked my mother about it, and she said it means I like you... and I should ask you on a date." Ren had to cover his mouth to stop the laughter threatening to escape. He gripped the nearby tree tightly to steady himself, trying to contain the joy bubbling inside. 'Holy shit, an actual confession is happening in front of my eyes. From my teammates. This is gold.' He peeked at Yugao, whose face was now completely red. She let out a small squeaky noise before muttering, "O-Okay... I agree." And that was it. Ren couldn't hold back anymore. There was a loud crack as the tree Ren had been holding onto ripped out of the ground, roots and all. He stood there, one hand holding a tree, the other still covering his mouth, eyes wide with excitement. Yugao and Hitoshi turned in shock at the sound, only to find Ren holding the entire tree like it was a staff. Even with his mouth partially covered, his massive grin was unmistakable. Realizing Ren had heard everything, Yugao's blush turned into a glare, her hand flying to the hilt of her sword. She looked ready to slice him in half. Just then, a familiar flicker filled the air as Utakata appeared beside them. He took one look at Ren holding a tree, Yugao trembling with embarrassment and fury, and Hitoshi just being Hitoshi and blinked. After three seconds of silence, he simply said, "Anyway, let's go. You'll be receiving your Chunin promotions from the Hokage, and after that, I'll give you your reward. Follow me." And with that, he vanished again. Ren quickly dropped the tree, gave a small salute to the future couple, and flickered after their teacher. Yugao glanced once at Hitoshi, still red, then flickered away as well. Hitoshi calmly followed behind them. ~~~ A few moments later, the entire team stood in front of the Hokage Building. Utakata turned to his students. "Let's go." They entered the Hokage's office together. Hiruzen greeted them with a smile, exchanged a few pleasantries, and then gave a nod to an ANBU, who soon returned with three neatly folded Chunin vests. Hiruzen personally walked to each of them, placing the vest onto their shoulders. When he reached Ren and began speaking about the Will of Fire, Ren had already zoned out. 'I still can't believe it. Hitoshi actually confessed. They're going on a date. I've never had friends who were a couple before, not even in my past life. Third-Wheeling's gonna be fun.' He glanced sideways at his teammates. 'Maybe I should spy on them, nah, bad idea. Hitoshi's bugs know my chakra and scent signature by now. They'd find me in seconds. Hmmm... I should make something like Hiruzen's telescope, that way, I can spy without getting caught.' A faint smile crept onto his face at the thought. Yugao noticed the smile and her eye twitched. 'This bastard. He's definitely thinking about the... d-d-da...' She blushed again, looking away quickly to keep her composure. Hiruzen noticed the smile and chuckled inwardly. 'He's probably just happy to be promoted alongside his teammates. No matter how much of a genius he is, he's still a kid at heart.' He finished his speech to Ren and moved on. Utakata, standing off to the side, was watching closely. 'He shouldn't be that happy about the Chunin rank. Something must happened before I arrived.' His gaze shifted from Ren to Yugao to Hitoshi. 'Ren's clearly amused. Yugao's flustered, and Hitoshi is acting even more stoic than usual. This has Ren's mischief written all over it.' Hiruzen saw this scene and smiled slightly, 'looks like Utakata is sad to see his little students go.' He inwardly sighed,'I'm sorry Utakata but you'll have to get over this matter yourself, nobody can help you in this situation.' Hiruzen cleared his throat slightly, snapping everyone's attention back to him. Team 1 straightened immediately. All four had the same thought: 'Ah right. We were in the middle of our Chunin promotion ceremony.' Hiruzen smiled at the trio. "Good work until now, Team 1. I am proud to say that you are one of the most exceptional Genin squads this village has produced." He paused, then continued. "But now, it's time for you to leave your sensei's wings and fly on your own. You've earned your ranks. You've earned the right to choose your own path." He looked at each of them with pride. "Go forth, Team 1. Make the village proud." The three Chunin nodded respectfully. "Yes, Hokage-sama." With that, they bowed and exited the room, heading back to Training Ground 1 together for one final time as Team 1. ~~~ Team 1 returned to Training Ground 1 and settled into their familiar half-circle formation around Utakata. The man glanced at the three of them, his face neutral as always, but his eyes held a quiet thoughtfulness. Though he was mildly curious about the strange atmosphere between his students, he quickly dismissed the feeling. After all, over the years, he had witnessed enough of their shenanigans to become completely numb to whatever chaos they might bring. Utakata began, "Alright. I know all of you are waiting for your rewards, so I won't waste time. But there have been some changes in the original plan, so we'll go one by one." He reached into his jacket and pulled out two scrolls, unfurling one with a flick of his hand. With a poof, a glistening blade appeared in front of them. The sword shimmered with a faint purple hue. He handed the blade to Yugao. "Your sword broke during the final exam," he said, "so instead of your original S-rank reward, I got this for you. It's from the Land of Lightning." Yugao's eyes widened with excitement. She quickly picked up the sword and poured her chakra into it. Her eyes sparkled. 'Chakra metal, that too refined for lightning chakra. This is amazing.' She was about to bolt off and try it out when Utakata grabbed her collar and pulled her back to the ground. "Hold on," he sighed. "Take these too." He handed her two more scrolls. "One of them contains an A-rank sword technique, the Crescent Moon Sword. It's one of the best kenjutsu techniques the village has in store. I chose it instead of an S-rank jutsu because it relies on a specific requirement, the Shadow Clone Jutsu." Yugao blinked. Utakata added, "Learn that first. Either your father or I can supervise the training. Now, go." Yugao nodded then placed the sword down beside her and, without warning, leaned forward and hugged Utakata tightly. "Thank you, Sensei," she said, before pulling away a second later. She turned and quickly hugged Ren as well, whispering, "Be the best, kay?" Then, picking up her belongings, she glanced at Hitoshi, cheeks pink. "See you on the date." All three men of Team 1 froze in place. Utakata blinked. 'So that's what happened.' He turned his gaze toward Hitoshi and stared at him for a few seconds in silence before handing him a scroll. "This contains an S-rank fire jutsu, Fire Release: Great Flame Flower. With your chakra reserves, you might manage it two times, three if you're careful. Don't waste it." Hitoshi took the scroll and nodded. Utakata continued, "As for your other reward, I made a deal with your clan. They'll be teaching you a secret technique related to your insects. Something exclusive. Learn it well and use it properly." He waved his hand, and an ANBU agent appeared behind them. "He'll take you to your clan head and make sure there's no misunderstanding regarding the agreement." Hitoshi stood up and gave a polite bow. "Thank you very much, sensei." He turned to follow the ANBU when Utakata's quiet voice stopped him. "You guys are still young. Keep the dating stuff in moderation." Hitoshi paused, nodded once, then flickered away with the ANBU. Now, only Ren and Utakata remained in the training ground. Utakata stared at him. "You got a date too?" Ren smiled and held up a peace sign. "Nah. Girls would only slow down the pace of drawing the kunai." To his surprise, Utakata actually laughed and replied, "Your father said the same thing about swords. Then, a week later, he introduced your mom as his fiancee. He did get beaten up for it by-" He stopped himself and smiled slightly. "Anyway. Don't rush into that stuff. Right now, focus on getting stronger. You've still got time. Once you're strong, date whoever you want." Ren blinked at the advice, then thought. 'So it's basically the shinobi world's version of 'no girlfriend until after college.' Got it.' Utakata took out two more scrolls and handed them over. "These are your rewards, S-rank techniques. One wind-style, one earth-style. Practice them when you find the time." Ren pocketed them with a nod. Utakata didn't say anything immediately. He remained seated, gaze resting calmly on Ren. The silence stretched a little longer than expected. Then, he spoke. "Before we go on to the next thing, can I ask you something?" Ren tilted his head, a little confused. "Sure." Utakata stared directly into his student's eyes. "Why have your emotions been such a mess lately?" Ren stiffened slightly at the question, but Utakata didn't give him a chance to deflect. "I've been observing you for four years now, not just four years, in fact, I have seen you since you were born." Utakata continued. "Your growth has been incredible, faster than anyone I've ever seen. But on the first day of the academy, even though you looked fine on the surface, I could tell something was wrong. You always carried some kind of pressure." Ren stayed silent. 'That was the time when I had just entered this world. No background, no strength, just fear. I didn't even know if I could survive here.' Utakata went on, "By the time I became your jonin sensei, you were different, stronger, yes. But still tense. Then came the mission where we encountered Madara Uchiha." Ren frowned, recalling that day. 'Right, the Obito encounter. That was the clearest reminder of how powerless I really was at the time. I've been growing, but there's always a bigger monster waiting ahead.' "I noticed your emotions were even more unstable after that," Utakata said quietly. "Even though you didn't show it much, you were always on edge. I wanted to speak with you then, but I held back at that time." Ren said nothing. "The next time you changed was after we returned from the Iron Capital. That one's self-explanatory I guess," Utakata added with a small smile. Ren nodded slowly. 'Yeah, learning about Dad's potential and legacy had lifted my spirits more than anything.' Utakata continued. "Then came the forest of death. I wasn't there for it, but after hearing what happened from Hokage-sama and then with the Sannin, you returned, more confident. Like you'd proven something to yourself." Ren exhaled slowly. 'That was the moment I truly believed I wasn't helpless anymore. The damage of the Rasenshuriken, eight gates and the chakra enhanced strength, surviving Orochimaru and Tsunade, it proved that, though still not enough, atleast I wouldn't die instantly while encountering those S-Rank ninjas.' Utakata's voice dropped to a near whisper. "A year passed like that. But then you saw your friends' teammate die." Ren looked up sharply. Utakata's gaze didn't waver. "You think you've hidden it well. But I've been watching. Ever since then, something about you changed again." Ren lowered his eyes, quiet. He didn't need to say anything. Utakata wasn't asking for explanations. He simply wanted Ren to reflect. ~~~~~ {Ren's reactions were mostly my reaction to one of my friend's proposal (except of course the tree uprooting) This was my first attempt at writing romance (if you could even call it that) so tell me what you think} {Also. It would leave a bad taste in my mouth if I teased you guys with such heavy ending so 2 Chapters today. BUT I need appropriate stones for that, kay?} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / / Z e e n o n } {You know what else to do.} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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