Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch

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Chapter 47 - Face slapping's a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch {Long Chapters for the missions so that it doesn't get too stretched} {Read the note at the end. It's important.} As soon as Team 1 reached the gates, Utakata walked straight toward the gate guard, who had an eagle perched on his shoulder and was reading a message. The guard finished reading, handed the note to Utakata, and pulled out what looked like a mission deployment form. Utakata skimmed through the note quickly, handed it back, and then signaled his team to follow him out of the gate. Without a word, Team 1 rushed into the forest, moving eastward. As they traveled, Utakata finally spoke, his voice steady and neutral. "Team Akira, led by Jonin Akira Hyuga, was deployed for border patrol near the sea, close to the Land of Waves. They had just made contact with the border patrol team when they had a brief skirmish with disguised enemy shinobi. However, the enemy retreated before the fight could escalate. Jonin Akira, a Hyuga Jonin could have easily chased them and determined the enemy location however there was a chance that it was just a decoy unit planted to lure the two teams to the location where they had their allies so they chose to prioritize retreating and relaying information to the village first. It is highly likely that the enemy shinobi were from the Hidden Cloud Village. Our job is to establish contact with the two teams and then do a recon and eliminate the enemy is possible otherwise retreat. The first dispatch squad have to rush towards any emergencies during a mission for any mission below S-Rank above which falls under the ANBU job profile. This would be treated as an A-Rank mission. I have said before that we would do missions below A-Rank however I deem you ready for this mission which is why we are going to the location. " He finished everything in one go giving them answers to any questions they might have, and the team pressed forward. Ren, who had pulled out a map of the Elemental Nations, examined the layout and asked, "Why Cloud? Wouldn't the Mist Village be a more likely suspect? They're much closer, and their shinobi are better suited for water-based operations. The Cloud shinobi would have had to travel a much greater distance over the sea." Utakata responded without missing a beat. "The Mist Village has locked its borders. No shinobi have been seen leaving the Water Country for some time now." He paused before continuing, "Ever since the Nine-Tails incident, the Cloud has been aggressively probing Konoha's defenses, looking for weaknesses. They've tried multiple infiltration routes already, but this is the first time they're coming in from the east. Even though we are almost certain it's Cloud behind this, there is still a small chance it could be the Mist." Ren nodded as he processed the information, his mind working rapidly. 'There's still a year left before the Cloud sends a team under the guise of a peace treaty to kidnap Hinata. This must just be another reconnaissance attempt. But they wouldn't be foolish enough to think Konoha wouldn't react, especially when this is the last untested infiltration route. It's likely that both Konoha and Cloud have their own hidden agendas in play. I need to be careful not to get caught up in the schemes of those old men on either side.' Team 1 continued their rapid travel through the dense forests, maintaining a steady pace until nightfall. When the sky turned dark, they finally stopped to rest in a dense forest area, where the thick canopy provided a natural cover. Utakata gave a quick order, "Eat a ration pill and rest. I'll take watch duty. We move again in two hours." The three genins immediately took out their ration pills and consumed them without complaint. Then, securing their sleeping bags to the tree branches, they entered a half-sleep state light enough that they could wake up instantly if necessary. Two hours passed in silence before Utakata's voice called out, "Wake up." At the sound of his command, the three genins' eyes snapped open, and within a minute, they had already sorted their supplies and were back on the move. They didn't stop until morning. As the sun began rising, Utakata pulled out a small piece of cloth and handed it to Hitoshi. "This has chakra residue from Jonin Akira." Hitoshi took it, and his kikaichu immediately swarmed over the fabric. A moment later, he released them, closing his eyes for a few seconds as they spread out into the forest. "I found a trail," Hitoshi confirmed, turning toward the east and leading the way. The team moved swiftly through the trees, following the trail until they neared a clearing with two visible camps. When they were about 100 meters away, two sharp whooshing sounds broke the silence, and suddenly, two figures appeared in front of them. Reacting instantly, Ren and Yugao moved into position to protect their healer (Utakata) and sensor (Hitoshi), as they had trained to do in combat formations. However, before they could engage, Utakata's voice cut through the tension. "Stop." The two figures remained on guard as they faced Team 1. One was wearing a Konoha Jonin uniform, and the other was dressed in traditional robes. Utakata stepped forward, reaching into his vest and pulling out the mission deployment form he had received before leaving the village. Passing a small amount of chakra through it, the paper turned a faint green color. Without a word, he handed the form to the Jonin in the traditional clothing, a man with his Byakugan-activated, he wore his headband on his head which means there is 90% chance that he belongs to the branch family. The Hyuga Jonin scanned the document carefully, confirming its authenticity, before nodding toward the man in the konoha jonin uniform beside him. The two then relaxed their stances. The Konoha Jonin spoke first. "I am Izumo Nara, border patrol officer." He then gave a short whistle, and three shadows flickered into place behind him. "These are my team members Sho Inuzuka, Inko Yamanaka, and Koichi Aburame." A young boy, a girl, and another boy stepped forward, saluting Utakata. Utakata gave a brief nod in response before gesturing toward his own team. "My students, Ren Takahashi, Yugao Uzuki, and Hitoshi Aburame." Finally, the Hyuga Jonin spoke, his expression calm and composed. "Haruto Sarutobi, Sora Utatane, and Aoi Mitokado." Now, at the border patrol site, the assembled Konoha force consisted of three Jonin, six Chunin, and three Genin. Utakata glanced at the two Jonin and asked, "Any injuries?" Both men shook their heads. "Good," Utakata responded. "Then my team will rest for two hours before we start the operation." The two Jonin nodded in agreement, and with that, Team 1 set up a small tent, where the three Genin immediately lay down to sleep. Meanwhile, Utakata disappeared into the trees. Two hours later, they were awakened by Utakata. For a shinobi, even a short power nap was enough to regain peak combat readiness, so they quickly got up and stretched. As they stepped out of the tent, Ren took the opportunity to observe the other two teams. The Hyuga-led team had members from the Sarutobi clan and two minor clans the Utatane and Mitokado clans which belonged to the elders of the village. The clan status is divided in three categories in konoha which are ordinary, minor and great clans. The level of Utatane and Mitokada clans barely reached ordinary clan level however due to the positions of their leaders they were granted the status of a minor clan. Ren suspected they were placed together as part of some political arrangement by the oldies in the hokage office. Meanwhile, the border patrol team was built for recon and support, with Nara, Inuzuka, Yamanaka, and Aburame members filling strategic roles. The border patrol units had two teams. One like the ones they were interacting with and the other was a combat focused team. However once a war ended it was compulsory that the combat unit was not within 20kms of the border. However nearly every village had a way to circumvent this rule so it wasn't really important. It is likely that the combat team for this unit has different orders which is why they were not present here. Despite their serious mission, the entire camp atmosphere was unusually relaxed, as if they were on a casual training drill. It was a psychological tactic for making the enemy feel uneasy, as if they were the ones forced to hide, not the other way around. Which was true in this scenario since the Cloud team was trying to infiltrate so they do have to hide. As Ren, Yugao, and Hitoshi emerged from their tent, a few Chunin cast brief glances in their direction before turning away, saying nothing. Yugao noticed this right away, sounded slightly excited as she muttered, "Woah. Are they ignoring us on purpose? Trying to make an example of us just because we're younger than them?" Ren raised an eyebrow. "You sound excited about that. Shouldn't you be annoyed?" Yugao shrugged. "Well, I've read stories where older ninja look down on the younger ones, only to get their faces slapped when the younger ninja turn out to be way stronger than expected and they understand they have offended Mount Tai. I don't understand some words like Mount Tai but I think I understand the meaning" Her eyes gleamed with anticipation as she cast another glance at the Chunin before looking back at Ren. Ren instantly felt a headache coming on. "What?" Yugao huffed. "You wouldn't understand, Fang Yuan." Ren's entire mind went blank for a second. 'Who the hell is Fang Yuan?!' His expression darkened as he thought, 'Is someone spreading those ridiculous novels in this world too?! NO. I have to stop that cancer from spreading.' Shaking his head, he ignored Yugao's antics and turned to Hitoshi. "Let's go talk to the Chunin," he said, striding toward them with Yugao and Hitoshi following behind. As Team 1 approached the Chunin group, the conversation among them quieted slightly, and a few heads turned toward the approaching genin. Ren looked at their levels, three of them were in the 30s range, two in the 40s and the highest one had was level 51 which was Sho Inuzuka who also looked the oldest among the chunins. Since Ren had already taken the lead, he spoke first. "Excuse us," he began, his tone neutral and direct. "We wanted to ask about your confrontation with the enemy yesterday. Any details you can share would help us prepare." The Chunin exchanged glances, and a blonde-haired girl Inko Yamanaka (LV 43) was the first to respond. "You're the first dispatch team, right?" Ren nodded. "Yes." A black-haired Chunin with a small mark on his left cheek and a Konoha headband tied around his arm, Sho Inuzuka (LV 51) crossed his arms. "It wasn't much of a fight. It lasted less than a minute, and we didn't suffer any injuries. The problem is, we don't know what they were after." Hitoshi adjusted his glasses slightly. "They retreated that fast?" Sho nodded. "Yeah. We spotted them in the middle of the night, but as soon as we engaged, they vanished into the trees. We managed to get a few hits in, but they didn't seem interested in fighting." "They might have just been scouts," Yugao suggested. "That's what we thought too," another Chunin, Koichi Aburame (LV 45), spoke up, his tone calm. "But if that were the case, why risk detection by engaging us in the first place? They could've avoided us entirely and observed from a distance. Instead, they made contact, fought for a few seconds, then disappeared." Ren frowned slightly. "Testing our reaction time?" Sho rubbed his chin in thought. "Maybe. But they didn't fight long enough to gather much information. It's like they wanted us to know they were there." The group fell into brief silence before one of the Chunin from the Hyuga-led squad, Haruto Sarutobi (LV 39), spoke up. "They left behind a few weapons when they retreated. Nothing special, just standard kunai and shuriken, but all of them were from Konoha." Yugao's eyebrows furrowed. "So, they're trying to frame us? Or throw off any investigation into their origins?" Koichi adjusted his glasses. "That's the most logical conclusion. If we only relied on the weapons they left behind, we might assume they were rogue Konoha shinobi. But based on their movements and tactics, they were definitely not trained in Konoha's style." Ren exhaled, absorbing the information. "So, a group of enemy ninja deliberately revealed themselves, engaged for only a moment, left behind Konoha weapons, and then disappeared before they could be properly identified." He glanced around. "That sounds more like a distraction than a serious infiltration." Sho nodded. "That's what we're thinking too. They wanted to divert our attention to something meaningless while their real objective was elsewhere. The question is what?" Hitoshi suddenly spoke up. "It could be a multi-step operation. They make contact, plant fake evidence, then observe how Konoha reacts. If they're patient enough, they might be using this to plan a much larger operation in the future." A few of the Chunin nodded at that reasoning. Inko sighed. "Great. So now we're stuck trying to figure out if this was just a random scouting attempt or something much bigger." Ren folded his arms, glancing at Yugao and Hitoshi before speaking again. "Either way, we'll know soon. If they wanted a reaction, they're going to be watching us. Which means they're still out there somewhere." Sho gave a dog like smile, "That's what we're hoping for." and a "Woof" was heard from his behind where a dog was hanging on his back. Yugao gave an eager grin. "Then let's not disappoint them." The conversation ended without any problems like someone insulting Team 1 for being young. The first dispatch squad has the right to obtain any information necessary from the ninja's involved for most understanding and the other party could not refuse. {A/N:- I noticed that some (probably all) don't like Eiji, however I can only tell you guys to wait a little longer to make that decision because what I have planned for him is very very important for Ren's peaceful future. Also another important thing, this is FAN fiction. A fan version of a fiction so I have to introduce characters that were not in the canon to expand the lore for MY protagonist. So even if Eiji (Age 10) looks like a genius he wouldn't compare the likes of Itachi/Kakashi/Minato but at the very least I have to make a character that could handle what his future holds. So I can only say that if you cannot enjoy the character before I even have the chance to expand them do not hate them. However if you guys don't like this type of writing style you are free to drop the fic because you do not pay for it so it is not compulsory that you waste YOUR time, I thank you for reading till here but you can drop it if you don't like it.} {The above rant does not mean that I can't handle criticism but if you repeat the same thing even though I've explained it already, then as Ren had said "Looks like it's a YOU problem" because I don't plan to stop writing anytime soon.}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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