Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution

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Chapter 173 - The Festival Before the Execution Zukoma Village Inside the sparse, prison-like house at the edge of the village, the air felt like it was humming with static. The current village leader, Kiharu Homu, stood outside the iron-bound door, hand raised to knock but hesitating for just a moment. He'd just received information that could change the fate of Zukoma Village either for better or worse and he knew there was only one man who could decide how to handle it. Finally, he knocked and for a few seconds, there was silence. Then, from inside, came a shrill, impatient voice,"Come in." Kiharu carefully pushed the door open. The inside was as oppressive as ever with bare walls, a single flickering lantern, and in the center, Roku Amai sat cross-legged within his strange circle of metal rods. Even now, the faintest crackle of chakra lightning buzzed in the air around him. Kiharu's hair stood on end as soon as he stepped inside. He bowed low, fighting the instinct to look away from the old man's sharp eyes. "Roku-sama," Kiharu spoke, his voice respectful but urgent, "I have a matter of great importance that needs your guidance." Roku made a dismissive sound but didn't tell him to leave, so Kiharu pressed on. He explained everything he had just learned: the sudden appearance of a travelling auction house, the rumors that it had come all the way from the Land of Lightning, the swirl of speculation around the rare and dangerous items they had sold in other territories and finally, the new whispers that had sent him running straight here. "They say," Kiharu said, lowering his voice as if the walls could overhear him, "that the final item in this 'small auction' for the lesser villages is a piece of lightning-conductive chakra metal." He paused, hoping for any sign that Roku shared his cautious dread. But instead, the old man's eyes widened and then his lips split into a crooked grin. Roku threw his head back and barked out a laugh that made the flickering lantern shiver in its glass and it was also successful in making Kiharu flinch. Roku slammed a hand on his thigh and leaned forward, eyes gleaming with something almost feverish. "So this is the test and the reward! Those bastards, how clever." Kiharu looked utterly lost. He dared to raise his head. "Roku-sama, a test? You mean this auction is?" Roku let out another sharp laugh, then clicked his tongue at Kiharu's bewildered face. "Two months ago, I reached out to the Cloud Village about my situation, my new power. I offered them my loyalty, even the entire village's fealty, if they'd take us in. They sent an envoy, tested me, and promised that another test was coming. Pass the test, they said and we'd be accepted under the Cloud's protection. Not just that we'd be rewarded with resources to rise above this pitiful little settlement." He gestured around his sparse cell, voice dripping with disdain. "What better way to test me than this? They put something precious right within reach, not too close, not too far and watch to see if I'm strong enough, cunning enough, and ruthless enough to take it and keep it." Kiharu's eyes flickered with hope, but also doubt. "Roku-sama, then, this auction house is just a cover?" Roku nodded, a spark of lightning dancing along the rods as if in agreement. "Exactly. And they chose the location carefully, near Pihu Lake, closer to Shirakawa and Gokuyama, not so far from Ouchi and Narai. If I want that metal, I'll have to slip past other villages, and their hyena like eyes and bring it back. If I can't do that, I'm not worth the trouble to the Cloud." Kiharu's face tightened with worry as he looked at Roku sitting amid the faint crackle of lightning chakra. The old man's eyes were still glinting with that manic excitement, but Kiharu couldn't help himself. He had to speak. "Roku-sama, isn't it dangerous for you to go yourself? You told me before that your power is still unstable. If you leave the village and get dragged into a fight-" Roku's eyes snapped up, not letting Kiharu finish, "No matter what, I have to go." He leaned forward, voice lowering, every word laced with resentment. "Some time ago, the Leaf Village found out about my technique. They sent an envoy to 'negotiate'. Their offer was that I hand over my technique, which I was willing to do, but they demanded that once Zukoma merged with the Leaf, all our shinobi would be put on a five-year probation. Five years, Kiharu! They'd send us on endless missions for scraps, keep us on the fringes, starve us of their true resources." He sneered, the lines on his face deepening. "They'd never trust us. Never give us real access to their secrets, their strength. We'd be nothing more than fodder, we'd be mere disposable, like wandering ronin in shinobi clothing. One by one, we'd die on missions no Leaf shinobi would dare take themselves. And those who lived," He exhaled a bitter laugh, "they would be no better than slaves." Kiharu's also understood what Roku meant. He could see it too, the slow death sentence hiding behind the Hokage's polite smile. Roku's expression hardened even more, if that was possible. "That's why I asked them for time. But the truth is, there's no real choice. If we pass the Cloud's test, if I prove ourselves, they'll support us in forming our own minor village. They'll give us protection and resources for three years. Three years, Kiharu. It is enough to train the next generation, build proper defenses, and stand on our own." He paused for dramatic effect. "In exchange, all they ask is for the technique, and for us to cause some chaos in the Leaf whenever they need it." Kiharu's gasped in fear at that, in his view becoming an enemy of leaf was an even more dangerous thing to do so he spoke. "But Roku-sama, isn't that even more dangerous? With the Leaf's way, at least we'd still exist. If we do it the Cloud's way, we'd be branded traitors and enemies. How many enemies of the Leaf Village have survived besides the Five Great Nations, we'd be totally crushed." Roku shook his head firmly, "No. Once we stand as a minor village with the Cloud's backing, the Leaf can't touch us. If they do, they'll face backlash from the other great nations, it is the same reason they haven't wiped out the Rain or the Grass completely. They know it could spiral into war they can't afford." He leaned back a little and saw that Kiharu wanted to speak further, he raised his hand stopping him. "Enough. We've talked enough, Kiharu. If our village, our shinobi are ever going to grow beyond this miserable backwater, I have to pass the Cloud's test. And that means I must go, alone. No escort. If something goes wrong, I can slip away faster by myself." Before Kiharu could protest again, Roku's hands formed a single seal. There was a flash of static, and in the next instant, the concrete cell's owner vanished. Kiharu stood frozen for a while then turned and left the oppressive room in silence, a single thought hammering in his mind, 'If this gamble fail, there may be no Zukoma Village left to grow.' ~~~ The day of the auction arrived like a festival dropped in the middle of nowhere. Villagers from all around, from Shirakawa to Gokuyama gathered near the shimmering Pihu Lake, their eyes wide with wonder at the sight before them. A massive tent had been erected on the lake's grassy banks, so large it looked like it could swallow an entire street of houses. Silk banners fluttered in the breeze, each painted with the emblem of the Azure Dragon Auction House a name that now carried a mystique bordering on legend due to the work of Ren's clones. But what truly stunned the crowd was the sheer extravagance of it all. Rows of colorful lanterns bobbed overhead, casting warm light over performers and entertainers scattered about the entrance. Jugglers, clowns, and masked acrobats performed their acts with uncanny precision each one, unbeknownst to the audience, nothing more than one of Ren's clones. Even the elephant strutting near the tent entrance, a mighty beast with dazzling blue patterns painted on its flanks, was more fake than the butterflies that flitted through the air, perching on people's shoulders before dissolving into motes of light. The villagers whispered to one another in awe, half-convinced they were witnessing something out of a storybook. Who could have guessed a traveling auction house could pull off such grand spectacle? Some of the older men shook their heads in disbelief, muttering that even the local leaders' private banquets didn't look this lavish. Of course, the real mastermind behind all of this sat hidden in the shadows, thoroughly entertained by his own handiwork. Ren had started this entire farce with only a simple plan, a modest setup to lure out Roku without drawing too much attention. But somewhere along the way, the idea of putting on a truly absurd show had taken root in his mind. Why hold back when his shadow clones could do anything? Why not see just how far he could push the illusion? And so, he did. Rare goods from all corners of the land of fire had been purchased legitimately, a few precious baubles from his own stash thrown in for good measure. And the crown jewel, the real lightning-conductive chakra metal, gleamed under heavy silk covers at the heart of the tent, ready to bait the trap. When the hour struck its peak, a hush fell over the lively tent. The silk curtains at the grand entrance began to draw back with an ominous rustle and from the shadows, a giant lacquered ball, covered in painted dragons and swirling clouds, rolled slowly out onto the makeshift stage. Standing atop the tent's wooden dais, lit from below by flickering lanterns, was a tall figure draped in an immaculate three-piece tuxedo. The elegance of the suit clashed violently with the rest of him as his face as it was smeared with garish clown makeup, an oversized grin painted across his mouth and a wild, multicolored wig crowned his head. He stood motionless for a heartbeat, letting the crowd drink in the absurd sight then, with the grace of a seasoned ringmaster, the clown swept into an elegant bow, the giant ball behind him coming to a gentle stop. When he straightened, his painted grin seemed to widen unnaturally, and his voice slithered out, smooth yet tinged with an unhinged mirth. "WELCOME, WELCOME, you hungry little wolves!" he crooned, eyes glittering under the heavy makeup. "Look at you all! So eager, so desperate that you'd sell your mother's hairpin for a scrap of power, wouldn't you?" A ripple of discomfort moved through the crowd merchants, shinobi, and hopeful villagers shifting their feet under the weight of the clown's words. He ignored their unease, voice dropping lower, teasing like a snake winding around prey. "What's the matter, hmm? Did the Five Great Nations forget you exist? Your precious Daimyo calls you vassals, your Kage calls you backups but tonight?" He spread his arms wide, sleeves flaring dramatically as his voice rose to a crescendo. "Tonight! YOU are the predators! The Leaf won't stop you. The Mist won't drown you. The Cloud can't strike you down!" Someone in the middle of the crowd found a shred of courage and yelled up, "Hey clown! Word is everything you sell is stolen from the Cloud Village! You trying to get us all killed, huh? You think they'll just let this go?!" A hush fell at the person's words. The clown's head tilted to the side in an unnatural, almost puppet-like motion. His painted eyes swept across the sea of faces, lingering on the man who spoke until the shinobi shrank back, suddenly regretting every word. Then a single low chuckle broke the silence. It cracked into a cackle, then spiraled into a full, manic laughter that echoed through the tent. The clown's arms flung wide as if to embrace the entire crowd in his madness. "Ha! You can call us liars! Thieves! Scammers! Maybe we are. Maybe we aren't." His eyes gleamed with wicked delight. "But the Cloud will come for us 'tomorrow', won't they? After you've bought your futures and vanished back to your cozy little villages, who'll be left for them to punish?" He leaned forward, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper that somehow carried to every ear. "We'll be here. You won't. So why worry, hmm? When the wolves come sniffing, do they find the pack or the bone you already buried?" He snapped back upright, that painted grin stretching wide enough to show his real teeth behind the makeup. "And do you care what happens to us once you've eaten, digested, and belched up your spoils?" Another manic laugh tore from his throat. "So come, come, come! Bring your father's savings, your wife's dowry, your clan's last precious stash! Let greed strip your bones clean! Or walk away and watch someone braver become the monster you'll fear tomorrow!" Then, without warning, both the ball and the clown flickered and vanished, leaving nothing but a swirl of confetti in the lantern light. A heartbeat later, a sultry, arrogant voice rang out from deep inside the tent, it was a woman's voice, dripping with disdain and allure at once. "The Azure Dragon Auction House is now open." ~~~~~ {Some might call this Chapter a filler, but for me, it gave me a direction for Ren's future. Once again, hold tight, because the auction finally begins and ends in the next Chapter and even the fight might begin in the next Chapter itself since I already wasted a lot of time.} {I had to spend a lot of time finding details and description about the tent, the appearance and everything else so that it would gave a theatrical feel, so tell me what you thought about it.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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