Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale

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Chapter 158 - When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Once Ren was done annoying Yoru, he returned to his basement. With the jonin promotion already underway, not that he could do anything about it since it was already under consideration, he could finally focus on the real reason for his return. Something more important. His clones had already vanished by the time he got back. The timer was up, but they had done exactly what he needed. [FUINJUTSU MASTERY - 75% (ADVANCED)] [SPACE RELEASE MASTERY - 51% (INTERMEDIATE)] The two most important elements he'd need. These numbers increasing weren't a coincidence. Over the last month, while he'd been out completing missions, every clone he made had been under strict orders to drop everything else and focus only on Fuinjutsu and space release. That was the foundation. And now, it was time to use it. Ren had already decided to spend the +20 Intelligence boost on Flying Thunder God. There wasn't anything else worth it right now. As for the Flow, it was too obscure, too intangible. He doubted even near-perfect intelligence could crack that puzzle in ten minutes. FTG was manageable. It was more practical and infinitely better choice than something he wasn't even sure about right now. Once decided he got to work. Hundreds of shadow clones popped into existence around him, each created with bare-minimum chakra which was just enough to function, focus, and draw. Their shared objective was the Chakra Anchoring Seal. Ren hadn't completed a full Spatial Anchor Seal before. He'd only managed the first layer, the chakra signature lock layer, the inner circle of the seal, the part that attuned the seal to his personal chakra. And most of the second layer, the spatial binding array, was already within reach. So, they started there. It went faster than expected. The first and second layers, which had taken weeks to research and refine, were now effortless. In fact, with their combined progress and Ren's real-time corrections, it felt mechanical. The second layer was the most complex structurally. It involved drawing the spatial symbols for dimensional locking, anchoring the seal's location in the physical layer of space. Ren and the clones carved the symbols for cardinal directions, north, east, south, west, then followed up with the secondary axes, northeast, southeast, northwest, southwest. This gave the seal full spatial reference in every orientation. It was necessary. If it couldn't lock its own orientation in space, then there was no guarantee Ren could teleport to it from any direction. He might misalign or split himself. Once all eight directional symbols were drawn and placed in the correct sequence, they were connected. A tight lattice formed around the core seal, completing the second layer. Without pausing, they moved on to the third and final layer, the pulse reception layer. This one was the easiest, almost deceptively so. Its function was simple, it received chakra and distributed it across the seal, activating it on contact. The only thing to watch out for was leakage. The seal could only contain his chakra. If chakra flowed out or let ambient energy in, it would collapse. Worst-case scenario? It would allow enemies to hijack the anchor, not like there were any, alive, who could do that, but it was better to take all measures into consideration. So, they refined it. One by one, the final lines were drawn. With the last stroke, the Spatial Anchor Seal was complete, fully and properly, for the first time. Ren stepped back and looked at it. It was ugly. An absolute hotchpotch mess of layers, runes, directional symbols, micro-engraved chakra paths, and pulse funnels. The entire thing pulsed faintly with stabilized space-aligned chakra, but aesthetically it looked chaotic. He sighed. "Well, it's not a masterpiece." But that was expected. This was likely the basic model Tobirama had developed, not the one Minato perfected. What Minato used was fast, elegant, and fine-tuned to his personal style. This one was more raw, which showed how great the effort was put in to create a jutsu like this. Still, Ren didn't mind. After all, the foundation Tobirama built was likely designed around his own Senju body. A body like Ren's. So, what worked for Tobirama could work for him. That was enough for now. His goal was simple, get it working once. After that, it would just be a matter of grinding the jutsu until it became his own. He dispelled all the clones, collecting their seals before they vanished. He stored them all carefully, each one finalized, tuned, and ready. 'Before I use the boost,' he thought, 'let's try everything I can without it.' He picked one of the seals and tossed it ten meters away. The rest were packed up and sealed off as he didn't want unnecessary interference. If this worked, he didn't want to be pulled in seven directions. He stood up straight, hands at his sides, and exhaled. Then, slowly and deliberately, he released a wave of spatial chakra. He'd been able to do this for a while now, send out a spatial pulse, it was like a normal chakra field but not normal chakra, spatial chakra. It wasn't as useful for regular detection since it took a lot of chakra, but it had one distinct advantage that normal sensory types couldn't sense it back unless they were also attuned to space. As the wave rippled outward, it touched the seal instantly. Something clicked. A soft pull. His body shifted involuntarily, just slightly. Not enough to teleport, not even enough to stumble. But he felt it, a tug on his chakra core, the anchor trying to drag him across the room. He grinned. That was it. That was proof. Just to be sure, he repeated the test. This time, he scattered multiple completed seals across the basement, each one synced to his chakra. Then he pulsed again. However, he regretted it immediately. His entire body lit up with competing pulls. Arms, legs, spine, each anchor tried to claim him simultaneously. His breath hitched as he felt himself being pulled in several directions at once. Without hesitation, he cut the chakra flow. The tension vanished in an instant. There was no backlash, but it had been close. Still, this confirmed it. All the seals worked. Each one had successfully connected and attempted to pull him through space. That alone proved the formula was correct and that was more than enough for now. Ren moved through the room, collecting all the seals except for one. He left it on the floor 10 meters away from him for later tests. He'd only use a single active anchor point lest something goes wrong. But more importantly, he was ready now. The seals were done, his thoughts were proven right and the Intelligence boost was still untouched. Ren let a slow grin creep onto his face as he looked down at the lone seal on the floor. He once again sent out a wave of spatial chakra to further observe the seal, to see what exactly happened when his chakra connected to it. Just like before, the moment his chakra touched the seal, he felt that same pull. It wasn't strong. He tried to act on it, but nothing happened. It was just a slight tug, not enough to move him, not even enough to shift his stance. If he had to describe it, it would be like standing in front of a powerful vacuum, but from several meters away. The force was real, he could feel it, but the distance was too great, so it only succeeded in slightly pulling him toward itself. Which meant one thing. He needed something to bridge the gap. Something that would create a direct pathway between him and the seal. The obvious answer was chakra. Aside from that, nothing else would work. But then came the next problem, how to create that pathway? The first thing that came to mind was to connect his chakra to the seal directly, but that's what he was already doing. His chakra pulses were scanning the seal and making contact through his chakra signature locked into the seal's first layer. Still. Maybe that wasn't how it was supposed to go? Even though his chakra was technically "connected" to the seal, it wasn't forming a direct route, a link from point A to point B. Right now, his chakra was simply surrounding the seal, brushing against it, tethered only through the passive signature match. That kind of weak connection obviously wasn't enough to trigger a space-time transition. To use Flying Thunder God, he needed something far more concentrated. A denser link. Something that didn't just connect to the seal, it had to inject into it. Specifically, into the second layer, the spatial binding array where he'd drawn the directional symbols. That layer was the one responsible for dimensional locking, the map, the axis, the orientation. If any part of the seal was meant to act as a "target location," that was it. He raised his hand. A thin strand of chakra extended from his fingertip, a glowing filament, alive with his own energy. This was the answer. The only thing that could inject itself into the seal and be made entirely of his own chakra, chakra threads. However, normal chakra threads wouldn't be enough. If that were the case, there'd be no shortage of Flying Thunder God users in Konoha. Or anywhere else in the world. Everyone knew chakra threads. Even freshly made Chunin. No, what he needed now was something much rarer. A spatial chakra thread. However, a spatial chakra thread was not something that could be made easily. Even with intermediate-level mastery, Ren had only been able to use Space chakra for basic sensing and even those techniques required A LOT of chakra, which was why he didn't usually use them. They drained too much for too little utility in combat situations. Still, he didn't think much before starting. He began kneading the space chakra like normal chakra to form chakra threads. But space itself was abstract. Though it existed everywhere, it was still incredibly difficult to understand. With his current mastery, he was able to attune to it sense its rhythm, feel its layers but actively manipulating the element for more advanced purposes remained elusive. Every time he tried to mold space chakra into a stable thread, it would dissipate after leaving his body, scattered before it could form. That left him stumped. Not wanting to waste time, he didn't hesitate. He immediately invested 3 intermediate-level mastery points into his Space Release mastery, raising it to 74%. Then, he added 1 advanced-level mastery point, bringing it to 76%, directly pushing his Space Release into the Advanced Mastery category. In that moment, knowledge related to the space element began shuffling through his mind in pieces, layers, diagrams, sensations and at the same time, he could feel his ability to mold space chakra rise to another level. But even then he still couldn't create something like the spatial chakra thread. Ren frowned, deep in thought. 'Am I doing something wrong? But that's the only way I can think of to connect myself to the seal for the Flying Thunder God Jutsu, a space jutsu to work. Or, is it possible that spatial chakra thread isn't even a thing? He decided to try the next most obvious thing. He moved closer to the seal, placed his hand on it, and stimulated it with spatial chakra. That familiar pull came again but this time, it was a bit stronger than before. However, there still wasn't any real difference. Nothing suggested that he was being teleported from one point to another. Which meant one thing, the pathway was still missing and without that, no matter how strong the seal or his chakra connection, it would be impossible to go from point A to point B. Just like physical movement, if someone wanted to go from one house to another, there had to be a path, roads, air, water, something that would allow the body to move from one place to the next. That "path" was the one thing he was missing right now. Which also meant, now was the best time to use the boost. But before that, he used the two points he had left to raise his Intelligence stat to 79. Then he asked the system, 'System, do I have to use the whole 10 minutes in one go, or can I stop the timer midway?' If he could pause the timer, that would be ideal as he could use any remaining time for other purposes. The system's response came instantly. [AFFIRMATIVE. THE HOST CAN USE THE 10 MINUTES INTELLIGENCE BOOST AS LONG AS HIS INTELLIGENCE IS AT 79 POINTS.] Ren's eyes lit up. This meant he could use the boost for Flying Thunder God now, and if he succeeded before 10 minutes were up, he could stop the timer and use the rest later for something else. He took a deep breath and gave the command. 'System use the boost.' The system responded: [USE +20 INTELLIGENCE FOR 10 MINUTES?] Ren nodded. "Yes." A soft pulse went through his mind and a timer appeared in the corner of his vision. [10:00] ~~~~~ {The next few Chapters would be very much information heavy so be cautious and don't just skim through it, I spent a lot of time thinking things through.} {I wanted to give one more bonus Chapter since we blew up but the next wouldn't be understood easily without the one after that so tough luck guys.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} {Latest Pat-reon Chapter: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition)} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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