Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us)

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Chapter 153 - Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) {Make sure you read the notes at the end.} ~ Tsunade began, her voice steady and grim, "Sayaka was attacked, right after she got pregnant with you. Fortunately, your father's team was with her at the time. If they hadn't been there... no one knows what might've happened." She paused, eyes narrowing slightly. "However, that wasn't even the main concern. What mattered more was what came after. The village took charge of the investigation to find the attackers, and all evidence pointed to the "Uchiha," Ren completed for her, his tone dry. Tsunade nodded. "Yes. That's what the village believed. But Sayaka, she noticed too many things that didn't add up. Before the situation could escalate, she arranged a secret meeting with the then Uchiha clan leader. He agreed." She looked off toward the window, as if replaying the memory. "There was a lot of back and forth between me and him during that meeting. But one thing was clear, he didn't order the attack. The Uchiha didn't do it. In fact, there was evidence that could have proven their innocence." Her lips curled into a bitter scoff. "But the very next morning, the entire village was buzzing with one headline, 'The Uchiha attacked a Senju princess, who was also pregnant.' That news was never supposed to come out. It was classified, locked down. But somehow, everyone knew." Ren's eyes hardened. "Danzo?" Tsunade gave a sharp nod. "Most likely. Though, after what I've learned today, there's a chance Sensei was involved too." Her voice cracked just slightly at that word. She exhaled slowly, then continued, "Both our clans understood what was going on. The idea of the Uchiha supporting Sayaka, that wasn't something the village's higher-ups could tolerate. So, we had to put on a show. Act like enemies. The alternative was political death or worse." Ren crossed his arms. "That's surprising. I didn't think there were any peace-loving Uchiha back then." "There were," Tsunade said softly. "A few. Enough that Sayaka tried to keep the door open. But it didn't matter in the end." Ren leaned back against the wall, brows drawn. "So it was all theater, to protect her?" Tsunade nodded. "After that, things quieted down, somewhat. But the damage was done. The Uchiha started getting marginalized. And it wasn't just because of Sayaka's incident. Some of the more, cancerous elements within their own clan fanned the flames. They refused to accept that the Senju and Uchiha could ever exist in peace." Ren's gaze turned sharp. "Still, it reeks of Danzo. And probably the Third too." Ren continued speaking, "You've been away from the village for a long time. You don't know how bad it's gotten." Ren added slowly. "I've seen it. I've felt it. The civilians hate the Uchiha. Even the ones who don't say it out loud treat them like they're always a second away from going rogue. And to be fair, the Uchiha are arrogant, there are many radicals among them but not to the point where every single one of them deserve this level of hate." Tsunade watched him for a moment, then said, "You're under Yoru's supervision. So I'm sure you've heard things. But let me make this absolutely clear." Her voice dropped low. "The Uchiha are planning a revolt." At that, Shizune who had been silent all this time gasped audibly. But Tsunade simply glanced at her. That look alone was enough to keep Shizune quiet. Ren didn't even flinch. He simply nodded. "I had my suspicions. The Commander has been meeting with the Jonin Commander, the Uchiha leader, and Utakata-Sensei. They must've been planning something." He tapped his chin thoughtfully. "Though what Commander told me was that they were going to deal with Danzo Shimura." Tsunade exhaled, as if that had been the answer she expected. "It's not that simple." She looked directly at him now, her eyes heavy with the weight of history. "Dealing with Danzo is the end goal, yes. But there's another priority, cleaning up the Uchiha's own rebellious elements. The village can't survive with Danzo alive. But it also can't survive if that deep-rooted Uchiha resentment is allowed to fester." She closed her eyes for a second. "In the end, neither Danzo's camp nor the Uchiha's radical faction can be allowed to win. Both have to lose. That's the only way for the village to truly come out as the victor." Ren leaned back against the wall, fingers interlaced behind his head, voice casual but eyes sharp. "That goal is way too high," he muttered. "Someone wants to clean up Danzo and the Uchiha at the same time? That's either suicidal or monstrous." Tsunade answered plainly, folding her arms. "It's Yoru. He's the one planning everything, with the help of the Nara clan leader. Their brains are not something we can comprehend." Ren scoffed, "You should speak for yourself. I'm smart enough to guess what they might be planning." Tsunade arched a brow. "Oh? Then do tell." Ren straightened a little, adopting a mock-theorist tone. "Corner the Third into not acting, maybe even force him to stand down quietly with you and a few others. Let the Uchiha actually revolt, just enough to satisfy the radicals. But the ones they'll be fighting will most likely be Danzo and his cronies. Then, once the dust settles, appoint a figurehead. Someone the public can rally behind as a symbol of victory and peace." Tsunade tilted her head, intrigued. "And who do you think they're planning to make the figurehead?" Ren met her gaze flatly. "Not me. I've already told Commander Yoru, I only want to kill Danzo for the fun of it. He can handle the rest." Tsunade smiled knowingly. "At least sound more convinced that you won't be the figurehead." Ren clicked his tongue and groaned. "It's too much work. And way too bothersome. I'm already sick of all the finger-pointing I got after the Chunin Exams. I don't need more." He paused, then added dryly, "Let's just make the Uchiha leader the Hokage. That'd be refreshing. I've only met him once, but he seems fun to mess with." Tsunade gave a tired sigh. "The Uchiha have done enough over the years to make the village unwilling to accept one of them as Hokage." Ren shrugged. "You do realize that even if I do become the figurehead, they'll end up forcing the actual Hokage seat onto you, right?" He shot her a wry look. "My strength isn't enough to become Hokage. Not yet. Or even within a year. Probably" he added the last part under his breath. Tsunade chuckled and waved a hand lazily. "Let's leave all that to Yoru and the others. It's better to be the brawn than the brains. That way, you get to avoid most of the paperwork." Ren let out a bark of laughter. "Is that why they've never offered you the Hokage position?" Tsunade cracked her knuckles, her grin turning dangerous. "Looks like you've gotten bolder ever since learning I'm your sister. Is that what makes you so brave?" Ren tilted his head innocently. "So you mean to say that calling you an unmarried elder woman wasn't bold, but calling you stupid is?" He smirked. "How stupid." The air cracked. By the time Tsunade's hand whipped out toward his face, Ren had already moved, vanishing from his spot and appearing beside the window, one foot already on the ledge. He gave her a final grin. "Hope you get your romance soon, unmarried elder 'sister'. Maybe Pervy Sage would be a good option, right?" With a laugh, he jumped down through the window, disappearing into the street below. Tsunade stood frozen for a moment, face red not from anger but sheer embarrassment. Shizune, watching the entire scene with barely hidden amusement, let out a long, exhausted sigh. ~~~ In the streets of Tanzaku Gai, Ren strolled casually, hands laced behind his head as his mind wandered. 'It feels weird knowing I'm the grandson of the Second Hokage,' he mused, snickering a little. 'I'm not a racist though.' He paused as another thought came to him, 'Eh, maybe a little towards those losers, not Itachi though. He's cool.' His amusement faded as a more serious thought settled in. 'Hey, System. Is that seal thing real? And what kind of higher power are you, exactly?' A familiar digital chime echoed in his mind, followed by the mechanical voice of the System. [THERE WAS INDEED A SEAL PLACED BY THIS WORLD'S LAW ON YOUR BODY AT THE TIME OF BIRTH. THAT SEAL SUCCESSFULLY KILLED THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE ORIGINAL REN SENJU. IT WAS ALSO AT THAT TIME THAT YOUR SOUL WAS BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD AFTER YOU FILLED THE TRANSMIGRATION FORM. HOWEVER, YOUR MEMORIES WERE ONLY RECOVERED AFTER YOU TURNED SIX YEARS OLD AND THE SYSTEM ACTIVATED.] Ren's eyebrow rose. 'Hmm. So that means I didn't do the usual body-snatching thing. It was more like a normal rebirth. I was here since the beginning, just without memories. Only after I turned six did I remember anything from my past life.' His expression darkened slightly as another realization struck. 'Doesn't that mean I don't actually have a cheat? The System's just been unlocking my real, inborn powers little by little, like reward packages from a delivery service.' But before he could sink further into that line of thought, another System notification rang: [PLEASE NOTE THAT SYSTEM IS ACTUALLY A CHEAT. WITHOUT THIS SYSTEM, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED UNTIL THIS DATE, AS THE SEAL OF THE WORLD WOULD HAVE FORCED YOU TO DIE THE MOMENT YOU TURNED SIX YEARS OLD.] 'Cool down, man,' Ren thought with a dry chuckle. 'I was just kidding. I do know you're my real cheat. Technically, I wasn't born with any of the cool abilities, the original Ren was. But after he died and I took over the body, the seal stopped me from using them until you started removing those restrictions. So yeah, credit where it's due.' He paused, eyes scanning the lively street without really seeing it, then asked again, 'So, can you tell me anything more about my transmigration to this world?' [NEGATIVE. THE HOST'S POWER IS NOT ENOUGH.] Ren sighed inwardly. 'Figures.' Still, he bounced back quickly, turning his thoughts to something more exciting. 'Alright then. Show me my rewards.' The System responded instantly with its usual celebratory chime [CONGRATULATIONS, USER. YOU HAVE CHANGED THE FUTURE: ELIMINATED THE NOKIZARU GROUP.] [REWARDS:] Water Affinity: UNLOCKED New Special Stat Unlocked: PERCEPTION (PER) Current PER Stat: 93 (Note: Special Stats cannot be increased using stat points. They increase naturally as the user's inherent ability evolves.) As Ren glanced at the system rewards, a subtle frown tugged at his brow. 'Hmm. The system's rewards are really weird. I fought the whole Nokizaru group, nearly died, and all I got was the water affinity?' He clicked his tongue lightly. 'Is it because I already had the rest? I don't have that shadow manipulation ability though.' His eyes narrowed slightly. 'Not that I need it. I wouldn't even use it if I had it. Still, it's a weird way of handing out rewards. It's probably related to what original Ren had and some others, I guess. ' He rolled his shoulders and sighed. 'But whatever. It's good that I finally have water affinity now. I already assigned a clone to work on water mastery, but it's been going very slowly. Hopefully this will give it a boost.' Then his attention shifted to the newly unlocked stat. Curious, he opened its description. [PERCEPTION (PER): Perception reflects the user's alertness and awareness of his surroundings, and how the user utilizes their senses to gather and react to information.] [Current PER: 93] 'Just like in games, huh?' Ren mused. 'This is my highest stat to date. Though I guess it's not surprising. With how heightened my perception has become, it's like I can see the damn air shifting around me.' He stood there for a moment, letting the wind pass by, his senses attuned to every flicker of movement, every ripple of chakra, every layered interaction between motion and silence. 'Alright. Now that the rewards are settled time to deal with the other thing.' With that thought, he made his way to a quiet, empty patch of ground near the edge of Tanzaku Gai. A narrow clearing lined with sparse trees and old wooden fencing. No one around. Perfect. Ren took a breath and called out softly, "Kimura." ~~~~~ {Many things became clear with this Chapter, if you have any doubts about them please comment here.} {Also, this is my version of political landscape of Konoha, it would become much more clearer once the story progresses towards the Shadow's War arc, but yeah, this is my take on it.} {I tried not to make anyone true villain, just them taking the chance to gain a benefit, but since Ren is in the Senju camp you might feel that the other side is in the wrong. When infact, everyone was working for their own benefit. Just like the law of jungle, 'the strong survives.'} {One more thing. Guys. I am neither suicidal nor depressed so please STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE MY MOTHER. I'm happy reading your comments but I honestly feel like you are treating me like a kid, for which I don't know how to feel but is mostly like Ren's summons are playing in my stomach. So yeah, neither suicidal not depressed, was just a bit tired and THAT'S IT.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {300 Stones = Extra Chapter} {As I said, the goal's been increased. Hope you guys still shatter it.} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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