Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah

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Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah The next morning arrived with a collective groan from the Hidden Leaf. Somehow, every single household in the village had been disturbed by the sound of thunder all night, it was loud and chaotic. No one knew who the culprit was. No one had seen any storm clouds. But by morning, one thing was certain. Sleep had been stolen from all. Ren, on the other hand, was up bright and early, stretching with a lazy yawn and absolutely no guilt whatsoever. After all, he’d had a great night. His morning began like any other, after ruining the collective sleep cycles of an entire village, of course; with a run. He arrived at the gates, nodding toward the gate guards. As expected, they gave him the usual uninterested glance. Frankly, these were the same men who wouldn’t bat an eye even if someone got kidnapped in front of them in broad daylight. Ren suspected they were legally blind or just deeply apathetic, but either way, they never questioned anything unless you reached the gate itself. The weight of his training seal had long since surpassed the 1,000 kg mark, and even that wasn’t enough anymore. He couldn’t keep increasing the weight as it would literally have him leaving craters around the village and summon unwanted attention from every shinobi and officials within a mile radius. So he did the next best thing. Gravity seals, that too two of them, placed in opposite directions on his body. That meant his body was being crushed from both sides by immense pressure, up and down, front and back, canceling and overlapping, constantly straining his frame. It took some intense micromanagement at first. The two opposing forces would try to negate each other or push him in weird directions, but he eventually found the sweet spot, it was a balanced configuration where his body was always under constant, overwhelming pressure. Every step of his run was now like dragging himself through invisible stone walls. And he loved it. As he moved, he couldn’t help but notice the eyes on him. A lot of them. He ignored them, of course because there was nothing else could he do. It was inevitable. He’d made a massive spectacle just yesterday with the parade and everything else and now the whole village knew exactly who he was. That, plus the Senju heir thing. News had already spread that he is Tobirama Senju’s grandson, direct heir of the Senju clan. Word traveled faster than even his own chakra sometimes. Being left alone was no longer a realistic dream. So, Ren just did what was easiest. He ignored everything. Until he couldn’t. As he ran past a shaded lane, he found himself surrounded by a crowd of old people. Not just random elders either, these were the civilian branch of the Senju clan. Most of them were too old to serve, too frail to fight, and hadn’t had chakra flow in decades. They had lived quietly, holding onto the name "Senju" with nothing but memories and fading pride. But one man among them stood out, Yoshido. Old, yes, but not weak. His level flashed in Ren’s mind, 58, a solid jonin. How the hell he survived this long without being dragged into one of Danzo’s blood rituals was a mystery, but Ren respected the stubbornness. And then, without a word of warning, they all kneeled. Dozens of old men and women, some barely held together by sheer willpower and prune juice, dropped to their knees before him and spoke in unison. "We greet the heir." Ren flailed his arms in panic. "Oh no no no, stop that! I’ve received your greetings! Thank you, but get up! Look, I understand this is emotional and all, but please, I really don’t want to be the reason all of the Senju clan finally reunites with their ancestors!" His voice was half-exasperated, half-concerned. A few of the elders laughed softly. Even they knew the risks of sudden movement at their age but still, their hearts were light. The Senju name, the legacy they had carried in silence all these years, was alive again. Someone had come back to carry it. Yoshido stood up first, dignified despite the creaking joints, and the others slowly followed. Ren let out a quiet sigh of relief. Good. He didn’t want to be the reason anyone died of pride today. Not these people, anyway. There were plenty of other old folks who could be shortlisted for that. Yoshido stepped forward, his posture straighter than before, and spoke calmly, "We want to take you to the ancestral house first. Please come with us." He even gave a respectful bow. Ren blinked. That surprised him more than a little. The Yoshido he remembered was usually irritable, quick to snap, and always five seconds from throwing his sandal at someone’s face. Seeing him this formal was... unsettling. Leaning in conspiratorially, Ren whispered, "Old man Yoshido, you don’t have to do all this. I heard people who suppress their true selves live particularly sad lives. Be honest with yourself. I’m not the type who cares for ceremonies and reverence, so you can just let it go, yeah?" Yoshida gave him a look. A long one and sighed in his mind, ’Are we sure this kid is Tobirama’s grandson and not Hashirama’s? He’s got that same free-spirited nonsense.’ Luckily, Ren didn’t push further. He gave a casual shrug and said, "Well, let’s go see the house anyway. I heard a few months back that it was open to me, but I never found the time to check it out." Yoshido gave a simple nod and turned, taking the lead as he walked forward. Ren followed half a step behind, hands tucked into his pockets. The other elders trailed behind at a slower pace. They wanted to make a full procession, maybe hum a hymn or something, but their joints unanimously vetoed the idea. So, with small steps and soft sighs, they followed as best they could. The group kept walking, past the market, beyond the denser districts until Ren realized something. "...Hey, old man. Why are we going farther from the village center?" Yoshido didn’t even glance back. "That is because the Senju were the first and final line of defense for the village. They didn’t care to compete with the other clans about whose compound was closer to the Hokage Tower. For the Senju, the entire village was family. And what do you do for family?" He paused. "You stand in front of them when the enemy comes." Ren raised an eyebrow but kept walking. Yoshido continued, voice tinged with both pride and bitterness. "The entire outer wall used to be lined with Senju homes. We didn’t need a gate between us and the rest of the village. We were the gate for the enemy. But the other clans didn’t see it that way. They thought nobility came from proximity to power. So they squabbled for space in the center, built their halls like palaces, and called that honor." Ren stayed silent, his mind half-drifting. ’Hmm... he’s not trying to force any ideology on me, just venting his thoughts.’ He glanced at the man again and thought dryly, ’Still, the Senju brainwashing pipeline is shockingly durable, even after all these years.’ The buildings began to thin out. The streets gave way to overgrown paths. Civilization ended, and nature took over. Tall trees, thick brush, birdsong became more prominent in the outer perimeter of Konoha. Yoshido slowed, his tone softening. "As per our clan’s belief, whenever a member of the Senju dies, we plant a tree in their honor. Not a stone. Not a flame, but a living tree. That’s why there’s such a vast jungle on the inner edge of the village wall. People think it’s just a forest." He stopped walking. "...But to us, this is the graveyard of the Senju. This forest is our memorial." Ren glanced around. Trees as far as the eye could see. There was a strange stillness in the air, not lifeless, but calm. It did feel sacred in a way, silent and forgotten. Still, he couldn’t stop the thought from creeping in. ’How does he still have so much reverence for a clan that barely exists anymore? There’s what, two Senju alive with actual chakra? Me and Tsunade? That’s it.’ Yoshida’s emotion was real, no doubt. Seeing Ren must’ve shaken something deep in him. Decades of loyalty, of silence, of carrying a dead legacy, it was all bubbling up now. Still, Ren couldn’t fully relate. It wasn’t just the Senju. The Uchiha were the same. The Hyuga too. All the clans. Even the village. They clung to ideologies forged in war and passed them down like sacred scripture. Whether it was the Senju’s doctrine of sacrifice, the Uchiha’s pursuit of power through love and loss, or the Will of Fire, each system used words as armor. They used them as justifications and weapons. And maybe the deadliest weapon of all, purpose. ’The Will of Fire says kids should be protected but they are still sent to war for the village. And when they die, it’s a noble sacrifice. And everyone just nods along.’ He exhaled quietly. ’Words really do have more power than strength. That’s how it was in my old world too. Looks like this one’s no different.’ He looked back at Yoshido, who had paused with his hand on an old wooden post, his gaze lost in the forest. Ren didn’t say anything. He just followed. Soon, the trees began to change. Although most trees carried a hint of life within them, what Ren felt now wasn’t just life, it was chakra. Thick and dense chakra. His steps grew quieter, not because he intended it, but because his body reacted on instinct. These weren’t just trees. These were Hashirama’s trees. He’d read about it before, how the First Hokage had used Wood Release to shape entire forests. It wasn’t surprising that some of them had lasted to this day. Most of the outer forests surrounding Konoha were his doing, and they were still thriving. The fact that they were still alive wasn’t the surprising part. The surprising part was how alive they felt. Each step he took felt like walking deeper into a memory that wasn’t his. And yet, it was quiet and peaceful. The kind of silence that didn’t feel hollow. Yoshida came to a stop a few paces ahead. Ren followed his gaze and saw it. A massive stone torii gate stood at the heart of the clearing, half-swallowed by nature and time. The stone had long since darkened, moss blooming along its base and thick vines coiling upward in slow, strangling loops. But at the top, carved into the crossbeam with unnerving clarity, was the Senju clan’s symbol. It was untouched and it stood firm even after so much time passed. There was not a single crack, not a patch of moss dared to touch it. As if even the forest remembered what it meant. Yoshido stared at the symbol, unmoving. His back straight, hands clasped behind him, but his shoulders trembled slightly. Even from behind, Ren could see it. The old man’s eyes were glassy. Just a bit. Like someone looking at the ghost of something they’d long buried. But for Ren, it didn’t mean much. To him, the Senju was just a name, an echo from the anime he used to watch. He’d been in this world for years now, and finding out that he bore the name Senju was... something. But it wasn’t emotional. There was no deep, swelling pride. No inherited burden. It was just a surname. People like Yoshido, these relics of the past, might believe he was here to revive the clan. To rebuild their broken legacy. But Ren didn’t have those kinds of goals. The truth was simple. He was just curious. The Senju clan had already vanished by the time the main story began. All that remained were whispered legacies and vague memories. So, of course, he wanted to see what it was all about. There was curiosity, yes. But that’s where it ended. He had no interest in carrying the weight of a dead clan. Even the idea of "reviving" it was absurd. What did that even mean? One person having a few kids? That’s not a clan, that’s just a big family. Even Sasuke, who had the same dream of reviving the Uchiha in the early series, quietly gave up. He had one daughter with the love of his life. One. And he was happy. Ren didn’t blame him, he understood him. It’s one thing to dream and it’s another to live. He wasn’t about to become some breeding project just because a bunch of half-dead old men wanted to see the Senju rise again. If they got too carried away, he’d pack his bags and disappear. Simple as that. He shook off the thought and turned to Yoshido. "Should we go in?" Yoshida didn’t answer immediately. He took a long breath, one hand resting gently on the moss-covered gate as if he were bracing himself. Then, finally, he nodded. He stepped forward and Ren followed him. ~ {Break for the next 2 days. I know I already took a 3 day break recently but as some of you know, tomorrow’s an important function of my culture and there’ll be guests in the house so I won’t have any time to write.} {Anyway, everything will return to normal from Monday and I’ll just make up for it by more bonus Chapters so enjoy.} ~~~~~ {Well, I hope you guys also understand that I have no aspirations for Ren to revive the Senju clan for the reasons I just gave. Also, just to remind you guys again, there will be NO HAREM in the story, because, as I said just now, having a harem in this situation is no different from a breeding ground and the fic isn’t going to turn so dark that I’d do something inhuman like that. Anyway, most of you were here for No-Harem so I doubt you have any problems with it, but I still felt like there was a need to specify it.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 184: Ghosts in the Mist (Part- 6) [Naoki’s Successor: The Operator Who Thought ‘Friendship’ Was Safe] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 185: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-7) [The Real Stone Shinobi] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 186: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-8) [If The Daimyo Knows, We’re All Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 187: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-9) [The White Fang’s Son] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 188: Ghost in the Mist (Part-10) [Prey That Bites Back] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 189: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-11) [Bleeding Hounds and Boiled Elders] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 190: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-12) [Tag, You’re Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 191: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-13) [Utakata Sensei >> Professor McGonagall] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 192: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-14) [Sealed With a Kiss (of Death)] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 193: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-15) [Blue shark goes brrrrr......] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 194: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-16) [Who Needs Jutsu When You Can Launch Yourself Like Artillery?] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 195: Ghosts in the Mists (Part-17) [Samehada Hates This One Weird Trick] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 196: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-18) [When the Shark Stops Chasing You But the Government Doesn’t] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 197: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-19) [Wind Style: Spinjutsu : Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Claws Attack] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 198: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-20) [Zetsu Is Just Here for the Drama and He’s Winning] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 199: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-21) [Welcome to Nanohai Shore] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 200: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-22) [Ninjutsu Spam Makes the Battlefield Cry] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 201: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-23) (END) [Ren’s Wiggle Seals the Deal] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 202: Notice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 203: Ren Gets Called Short and Declares War on Danzo Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 204: Hey Guys! Welcome Back to my Channel! It’s Reaction time~~ Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 205: Senju Drip, Uchiha Calm, and a Whole Village Watching Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 206: Sasuke Will Never Know Peace (Because of Ren) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 207: I Said What I Said and Then I Said It Again Louder With Corpses Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 208: Danzo’s Vibes Were Off So I Collapsed His Entire Career Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 209: Utakata Rage Quit His Job and Took the HR Department With Him Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 210: Konoha Daily: The Hokage’s Advisor Tried to Kill the Senju Heir but The Senju Heir Turned Him Into Street Decoration Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 211: Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 212: Koharu Beat Two Senju, Then Got Cancelled by the Third Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 213: Ren Gets Carried into Dinner Like a Deity Too Lazy to Walk Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 214: You Thought It Was a Political Thriller But It Was a Cooking Show All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 215: Imagine Learning 5 Elements and Still Being Short Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 216: Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 218: Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 219: Grandma’s Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 221: The House Was the Real Main Character All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 222: A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 223: Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting Sep 29th, 2025
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