Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats]

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Chapter 104 - Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] The arrival of the Third Hokage immediately silenced the room. Whatever quiet muttering had been going on among the Genin was wiped away the moment Hiruzen Sarutobi stepped onto the stage, his presence commanding attention with ease. He stood still for a moment, scanning the line of participants. His gaze was calm, thoughtful, but heavy. Every Genin in the room straightened instinctively under the pressure of his presence. The Akimichi proctor took a step forward and announced clearly, "Hokage-sama will now explain the third test. Listen carefully." He turned slightly, then bowed. "Hokage-sama, please." Hiruzen nodded and began, "For the coming third test-" He paused, then started again. "Before that, there's something I would like you to know. It concerns the true reason behind this exam." Ren immediately tuned out. 'Here it comes,' he thought. He had already heard the speech once before in the anime, and later read it in the manga. The talk of how the Chunin Exams were a replacement for war, meant to avoid unnecessary bloodshed between nations, how they allowed nations to compare strength without falling into conflict, and how they served as a show of power to attract clients and allies. All very grand, all very political, and none of it new. He let his mind wander while the old man spoke, only tuning back in when the final line dropped. "This is not just a test," Hiruzen declared. "This is a life-risking battle, with your dreams and your village's prestige on the line." Now that got the room's attention. Ren noticed it instantly. The tension. The way nearly every Genin tensed up, their hands subtly clenching, their expressions tightening. Even Yugao and Hitoshi, who rarely let anything shake them, showed a flicker of tension. On the other side, he could see Kurotsuchi and her teammates glance at each other, their bodies stiffening. The Sand team looked similarly affected. 'Yeah,' Ren thought. 'He might be long-winded, but the old man still knows how to work a room.' Hiruzen smiled gently, perhaps to lighten the mood a little, and said, "Well, I think your third proctor is better suited to explain the test format." With a light flicker, a man appeared beside the Hokage. Platinum blond hair, calm demeanor, and the unmistakable bearing of a Yamanaka. "To those of you who've passed the second round of the Chunin Exams, congratulations." He bowed slightly. "My name is Inokawa Yamanaka. I will now explain the rules of the third round." His voice was calm, even, and efficient. "As Hokage-sama already mentioned, the third round is public. It is a stage meant not only to test your abilities but to display them to others, nobles, clients, and shinobi alike. Because of this, the final stage will be held a month from today." He paused, letting it sink in. "This one month will serve as your preparation period. You may train, strategize, and study your opponents. Additionally, those of you from other villages will be permitted to remain in Konoha for this time. You will be allowed to move freely throughout most of the village, except for secured and restricted areas, of course." Ren nodded slightly. 'So they're telling us to scope each other out. Standard.' Then Inokawa raised a small box from behind the stage and stepped forward. "There's one final thing. Inside this box are numbered slips from 1 to 10. These will determine the match order for the third round." He went down the line, allowing each Genin to draw a slip. Once everyone had drawn, the Nara proctor from the first round stepped in, clipboard in hand. He gathered the numbers and then, after a brief pause, announced the results. Match 1: Ren Takahashi (Leaf) vs. Iwa Shiro (Stone) Match 2: Akatsuchi (Stone) vs. Kamiko (Sand) Match 3: Kurotsuchi (Stone) vs. Benjiro (Sand) Match 4: Yugao Uzuki (Leaf) vs. Daiki (Sand) Match 5: Hitoshi Aburame (Leaf) vs. Itachi Uchiha (Leaf) As soon as the match list was revealed, Ren understood the implications. 'So the final's going to be me vs. Itachi.' He wasn't being arrogant. That was just how the bracket worked. Akatsuchi, Kamiko, Benjiro, they were not much trouble for him. Kurotsuchi and Yugao were around the same level, so their match could go either way. But Hitoshi, no matter how much he improved in the coming month, wasn't beating Itachi. Ren looked over at his teammate briefly but didn't say anything. Hitoshi simply adjusted his collar and stared straight ahead. He probably knew too. In the background, the Hokage gave a small, proud smile and spoke one last time. "Well then, good luck. I hope all of you represent your nations with honor and make us proud." With that, he flickered away. The Genin started to disperse after that. Each one made their way to their respective Sensei. Kurotsuchi's team went to Kitsuchi. The Sand team went to their jonin. Itachi approached his father. Fugaku was still watching Ren. The room slowly emptied as everyone exited one by one. Only one thing was certain now, the real battles were about to begin. ~~~ Once they were out of the Forest of Death, Utakata silently led Team 1 toward Training Ground 1. The sun was just starting to dip, casting a mild golden hue across the field. Upon arriving, Utakata gave a casual wave to Ren and said, "Alright, go train on your own for the month." Ren blinked. "That's it?" Utakata, already turning to face Yugao and Hitoshi, stopped when he saw Ren still standing there. He raised an eyebrow. "What, you need help too? If that's the case, sit down. I'll get to you after the other two. But honestly," he shrugged, "I don't think there's much I can help you with this month. Just keep doing what you've been doing. Don't slack off, because if you do, you might end up getting beaten." He pointed at Yugao and Hitoshi, both of whom looked back at Ren with calm, confident expressions. Ren nodded thoughtfully, rubbing his chin. "Alright. Can I train in the Forest of Death, then?" Utakata paused for a second, then nodded. "That's fine. Meet me here in two days. Also." He looked at the three of them, adding flatly, "Your reward request has been approved. But you'll get them after the third round." Yugao pumped her fist, "Yes!" Ren gave a slight grin and nodded. "Thanks. And good luck to both of you." With that, he flickered away, likely already planning out his next month's routine in his head. Once Ren was gone, Utakata turned to the other two. "Alright. Let's begin. Yugao, we'll start with you. Specifically," he crossed his arms, "let's talk about how to deal with the Tsuchikage's granddaughter." ~~~ The next day soon arrived. As per Utakata's instructions, Ren had one free day before reporting back. So, he began his routine training. He made his clones, strapped on his training seal weighted at 800kg, and went for his usual morning run around the village. After a couple of hours, he returned home for a quick refresh, then resumed physical training and sparring with his clones until the afternoon. By the time his stomach grumbled, he was already heading toward Ichiraku Ramen. He ordered his usual, nodded at Teuchi, and quickly devoured the steaming bowls placed before him. Once he was done, he wandered around Konoha, thinking to himself, 'Should I just keep doing regular training? I can't think of anything new right now. Learning another jutsu won't be helpful in a month. And any sealing technique I make would be incomplete without testing.' His train of thought paused when his eyes landed on the rooftop of a nearby bathhouse, or more precisely, on the man perched on it. Ren grinned as he muttered, "Well, maybe not regular training." With a flicker, he appeared beside none other than Jiraiya, who was lying on his stomach, telescope in hand, grinning like a fool. Ren casually laid down next to him and watched for a moment. Jiraiya, completely immersed in his "research," didn't even notice the presence beside him, or ignored him until Ren slipped out two of his custom explosion tags and placed one on either side of him. Still no response. With no other warning, Ren flickered away and triggered the tags. BOOM. The explosions blasted Jiraiya into the air. However, instead of damaging the rooftop, the seals channeled the blast upward, propelling Jiraiya into the sky like a missile. A second later "AIIIIIIEEE!" Buckets, towels, and sandals flew out of the bathhouse as several women half-covered and fully furious stormed out, chasing after the airborne toad sage. "PERVERT!!!" The sight of a half-dressed mob chasing Jiraiya across Konoha barely raised an eyebrow among the villagers. It had, after all, become something of a weekly event a few years back. Eventually, Jiraiya hid himself in an alleyway behind a food stall, huffing, his hair soaked and soap suds still clinging to his sleeve. Ren appeared near him, completely unbothered. "So, would you be so kind as to fight me for the next month?" he asked with such sincerity and politeness that it took Jiraiya a full five seconds to process it. "What?! Hell no!" Jiraiya glared. "You just screwed up my research, brat. Now you want my help?" Without responding, Ren calmly stepped into the open street and shouted at the top of his lungs, "HE'S HERE!" Instantly, the still-searching mob perked up and started running toward the voice. Jiraiya paled. "YOU LITTLE!" He vanished in a blur. But Ren wasn't done. He continued flickering across rooftops and alleys, helpfully announcing Jiraiya's exact location like a live tracker. Eventually, Jiraiya snapped. He yanked Ren into an alley and hissed, "ALRIGHT! You win! The hell do you want?!" Ren fixed his clothes like nothing happened and bowed politely. "Thank you for accepting my unreasonable request." Jiraiya groaned. "Drop the flowery words. I'd rather you be rude again like with Tsunade than pretend to be some kind of sage." Ren straightened up and grinned. "Okay then. Train me for a month. I don't need jutsu or anything, though I won't complain if you toss one or two in, but mostly I want experience. I figured a month of fighting someone like you would help more than grinding." Jiraiya thought, 'While I don't really mind giving him some time since he is Juichi's brat, but.' He looked him over with a frown. "Why not Utakata? And what the hell is grinding?" Ren smiled sheepishly. "Sensei is focused on training my teammates. And also," he scratched his cheek. "I didn't really plan this out. I just saw you peeping and thought, 'might as well ask.'" Jiraiya looked genuinely offended. "First off, I was not peeping. I was collecting research for my next masterpiece." He pulled out a worn, dog-eared copy of Icha Icha Paradise like it was some kind of holy scripture. Ren's eyes twitched toward the book. He'd heard of it, the legendary adult series that every man in the village either read or wanted to read. As a norm for all transmigrators he too wanted to read the book but he'd never been able to buy a copy himself. Jiraiya noticed the glance and smirked. "Oh? You wanna take a peek?" he asked, like a sleazy merchant offering forbidden fruit. "Come on. Sit. I'll give you a preview." He patted the ground and Ren sat beside him, both crouched in a corner of the alley. Jiraiya slowly opened the book like it was a national treasure. Before he could read even the first word, "What are you two doing?" Both froze. They looked up. Standing at the alley entrance, expression unreadable, was none other than Utakata, his hands held some bags. His eyes dropped to the Icha Icha in Jiraiya's hand, then to the way the two were huddled suspiciously in a corner. Jiraiya went pale. Ren immediately pointed at him. "It was him! I was just passing by!" "TRAITOR!" Jiraiya roared. Utakata sighed deeply, pinching the bridge of his nose. "I don't even want to know," he muttered and walked away but left a remark for Ren, "It's fine if you train with him, but if you pick one bad habit, I swear I'll hang the both of you on the front gate." Ren nodded then turned to Jiraiya and said flatly, "You better agree now. Or next time I'll invite Sensei to our training too." "...Fine," Jiraiya muttered. "One month. Training. No peeking, no snitching, no screaming." Ren gave a mock salute. "Aye aye, Pervy Sage." "Call me that again and I'll feed you to a toad." And thus, Ren got himself a rather colorful training partner for the next month. ~~~~~ {Who better to spar with than someone who is one of the strongest in the village right?} {Jiraiya is the sleazy uncle, we all wish to keep away from our kids, but still, the kids would always go to them.} {Also, visit the pat-reon I'll be posting some polls regarding the story, it's for both free and paid members so make sure you vote.} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / / Z e e n o n } {You can just search for my name too, it's the one with tom's pic (from tom and Jerry)} {You know what else to do.} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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