Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!!

Words : 1941 Updated : Sep 11th, 2025
[CONGRATULATIONS ON SURVIVING A MINOR DISASTER DURING THE CANON EVENT: NINE-TAILS ATTACK] [YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPIN THE WHEEL TO OBTAIN A MINOR TALENT.] Ren groaned as consciousness slowly returned, his entire body aching as if he had been thrown into a battlefield—which, technically, he had. His blurry vision adjusted to the dimly lit room, and the first thing he saw was a floating screen, glowing faintly in front of him. "Still feels weird to see a floating screen in front of my face," he muttered, rubbing his temples. No matter how many times he saw it, the System still felt surreal. Finally, his mind caught up with his surroundings. He was lying on a hospital bed, wrapped in bandages. Observing the room and hearing the muffled voices behind the curtain he confirmed that he was in a hospital. As Ren confirmed he was indeed in a hospital room, his mind drifted back to the last thing he remembered before losing consciousness. The roar. The sheer, earth-shaking sound that had paralyzed the entire village. Then came the chaos. The terrifying sight of Kurama, its massive crimson eyes filled with malice, its nine tails thrashing, bringing destruction with every swing. Then— BOOM! The debris, flying toward him too fast to react. The sudden impact. The feeling of his body being flung across the street. And then... nothing. His fingers clenched the hospital sheets as a chill ran down his spine. "I could have died." The reality of the situation finally hit him. This wasn't just some game. He wasn't some invincible protagonist who would survive every disaster just because he had a system. He had been completely powerless against Kurama's rampage. "I am weak. Too weak." Ren exhaled, calming himself. Panicking wouldn't help. Instead, he had to focus on what was important. He had survived and he still had time to grow stronger. Wanting to distract himself from the lingering fear of almost dying, Ren turned his focus back to the floating screen in front of him. "Spin the wheel for a minor talent, huh?" Since he had nothing to lose, he focused on the prompt, and the screen shifted into a large, colorful wheel. [SPINNING WHEEL – MINOR TALENT REWARD] The wheel contained various minor talents, including: Enhanced Reflexes (Faster reaction time) Photographic Memory (Easier to memorize techniques) Improved Chakra Control (Saves chakra when using jutsu) Keen Senses (Sharper hearing, sight, and smell) Faster Healing (Recovers from injuries quicker) Affinity Boost (Slightly improves one chakra nature) Ren took a deep breath. "Alright, let's see what I get." He mentally activated the spin, and the wheel began to turn rapidly, the sections blurring together. Tick. Tick. Tick. Slowly, the wheel began to slow down, the pointer inching closer to its final destination. Tick. Tick... CLICK! ✅ The wheel stopped. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE OBTAINED: IMPROVED CHAKRA CONTROL ] [SYSTEM MESSAGE:] [Improved Chakra Control acquired!] Your ability to mold and control chakra is now slightly above average for your age. Jutsu will require less chakra to perform. Learning Chakra Control exercises will be easier and more effective. Ren blinked, then grinned. "Not bad at all." Chakra Control was one of the most important skills in the Naruto world—it determined how efficiently he could use jutsu, walk on water, and even perform high-level techniques later on. This was a great start. "I need to test this as soon as possible." But before he could think further— The curtain beside his bed shifted. Someone was stepping inside. A woman wearing a white coat over standard shinobi attire approached, her forehead protector tied securely around her arm. "Ah, you're awake. Good," she said with a relieved yet professional tone. "How are you feeling?" Ren blinked, pushing aside his thoughts about the Nine-Tails Attack and focusing on the present. His body still ached, but nothing felt broken. "Sore, but I think I'm fine," he answered honestly. The medic-nin nodded, stepping closer to his bed. "That's normal after what happened. You were lucky—just some bruises, minor internal shock, and chakra exhaustion. A little more force, and your injuries could've been much worse." Ren suppressed a shudder. "I see..." She reached into her pouch and pulled out a small green-glowing card, placing it gently on his exposed wrist. The chakra paper shimmered slightly as she observed the reaction. "Hmm. No lingering damage. Your chakra network is stable too." She smiled. "You should recover fully in a few days." Ren let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding. That was good news. After a moment, curiosity got the better of him. "Um... what happened after I passed out?" The medic-nin's face turned grim. "The village suffered heavy losses... but the Fourth Hokage defeated the Nine-Tails in the end. However..." She hesitated before sighing. "Minato-sama didn't survive." Ren's stomach clenched. Even though he already knew the outcome, hearing it directly from someone who had lived through it made it feel... heavier. Minato was gone. The Nine-Tails was sealed. Naruto had been born. The world was officially in the canon timeline now. Ren tightened his fists under the blanket. He had survived this disaster, but there were far greater dangers ahead. "I need to get stronger. Fast." The medic-nin finished jotting something on her clipboard before giving him a reassuring nod. "You're young, so your body will bounce back quickly. Just rest for now, alright?" Ren nodded, but in his mind, plans were already forming. Ren hesitated for a moment before speaking. "What about my father, Juichi Takahashi? Did he survive the attack?" The medic-nin's expression slightly stiffened, and Ren immediately felt a bad premonition. She sighed. "The death tally hasn't been fully confirmed yet. The village is still counting the casualties, and many shinobi are missing. Someone will come soon to record your details, along with information about your parents and home, to complete the verification process." Ren's heart tightened. That meant... they didn't know yet. His father could still be alive... or he could be buried under the rubble somewhere, either dead or too injured to return yet. "I understand," he said, keeping his voice neutral despite the uneasy feeling in his chest. The medic-nin offered a small, sympathetic nod. "For now, focus on recovering. You're lucky to have survived, child." With that, she made a final note on her clipboard and adjusted the blanket over him. "Someone will come by later to confirm your family's status." With those words, she stepped back, leaving him alone with his thoughts. Ren exhaled slowly. "Damn it... I can't just sit here and wait." His father, Juichi Takahashi, was a Jōnin. That meant he had a much higher survival rate than the average shinobi. But even the strongest ninja weren't invincible—especially against a rampaging Tailed Beast. "I need to be prepared for the worst... but I have to hold onto hope." His fists clenched beneath the blanket. Ren took a deep breath, forcing himself to be patient. As much as he wanted to get up and search for his father, he knew that running around the village in his current condition wouldn't help. He was still sore, and the village was probably in chaos, with shinobi handling the aftermath of the Nine-Tails Attack. "I'll wait for the officials to arrive." He needed information—not just about his father, but about the casualty list and the current state of the village. If he rushed in blindly, he might end up making things worse for himself. So, Ren settled back onto the bed, staring at the ceiling as his mind raced with possibilities. One Hour Later Footsteps echoed down the hospital hallway. The sound of hushed conversations drew closer. Finally, the curtain beside his bed shifted as a man wearing a dark blue uniform stepped inside. "Name?" "Ren Takahashi" The official nodded. "I'm here to record your details and confirm the status of your household. Since you are a minor, we are prioritizing cases like yours to ensure any surviving relatives can be contacted." Ren swallowed. "Did you find any information on my father, Juichi Takahashi?" The official flipped through his papers, scanning the names on the list. After a few seconds, his eyes narrowed slightly before he let out a slow breath. "...Juichi Takahashi has not been confirmed among the deceased. However, he is also not listed among the returned shinobi." Ren's heart skipped a beat. "So he's... missing?" The official gave a slow nod. "Yes. There are still many missing ninja who have yet to be accounted for. Some are likely injured and recovering elsewhere. Others..." He hesitated. "Others may still be buried under debris." Ren clenched his fists under the blanket. His father was neither confirmed dead nor confirmed alive. After a moment of silence, Ren took a deep breath and nodded. "I understand." The official studied him for a second before continuing. "In cases like this, the village will wait a set period before making an official ruling. If a missing shinobi does not return within a reasonable timeframe, they will be presumed dead." Ren's jaw tightened. "How long is the waiting period?" The official sighed. "One month." One month. That was all the time he had before the village assumed his father was dead. Ren inhaled sharply, forcing himself to stay calm. If his father was alive, then he had one month to return. If he wasn't... then Ren would officially be declared an orphan. After noting down a few more things, the official looked back at him. "Do you have any other living relatives we should notify?" Ren shook his head. "No. It was just my father and me." The official nodded before marking something on his clipboard. "Alright. We will notify you immediately if we receive any news regarding your father." With that, he turned to leave. "Wait." The official stopped, looking back. Ren hesitated for a moment before asking, "Can you tell me who... who else was confirmed among the casualties?" The official's expression darkened slightly, but he still flipped through his papers again. "The full list is still being compiled, but... over a thousand civilians and shinobi were lost in the attack." Ren felt a heavy weight settle in his chest. A thousand people. This was the true cost of the Nine-Tails' rampage. The official continued, "Some of the notable confirmed casualties include—" The Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze Multiple elite Jōnin and Chūnin, including members of the Sarutobi and Nara clans Entire sections of the village's outer district were destroyed The full weight of the disaster settled in Ren's mind. This was only the beginning—the events of Naruto's story had officially started. The official finished making his notes before giving Ren a small nod. "Rest for now. If your father returns, we'll inform you immediately." With that, he turned and left the hospital room. Ren sat in silence, his fingers digging into the blanket. One month. That was how long he had before the village declared his father dead. Ren wasn't a cold-hearted man. He had inherited his previous host's memories he had lived through them and deep down, he understood that while his father hadn't spent much time with him, he had always been there in his own way. "I really hope he is alive" Ren took a deep breath, pushing down the whirlwind of emotions raging inside him. Now wasn't the time to panic. He needed to think clearly and plan his next steps.

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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