Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear

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Chapter 96 - We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear {Alt title:- Shinobi Babysitters Club: Borderline Edition} Ren stayed quiet for a bit, his steps steady along the dirt path as he mulled over the question. Then, without turning back, he answered plainly, "Yeah, I want to. I don't think normal Chunin missions would give me much scope for improvement." As he said this, his mind wandered to more pragmatic concerns. 'For me, joining the ANBU would definitely be good. They wouldn't keep handing out higher-ranking missions if I stayed a normal Chunin. But in the ANBU, the minimum should be at least B-rank missions. Those are what I need if I want to keep earning points.' He exhaled lightly, 'For normal shinobi, maybe ANBU life isn't ideal. Less time for personal training, more danger, higher pressure. But for me, the clones can handle mastery while I rack up system points from real combat.' Yugao's voice pulled him from his thoughts. "I don't know much about the ANBU," she said, "but my dad told me they only take the best of the best. I want to see if there are any sword users in the village strong enough to be my opponent." Ren glanced toward her, curious. "Is that your goal?" Yugao went silent for a moment, looking down at the katana resting by her side. Her fingers brushed lightly over the hilt before she lifted her head, locking eyes with Ren. "Yes. My goal is to become the strongest swordswoman in the world." Ren smiled faintly and looked back ahead as he muttered, "Well, be careful of the stairs then." "Huh?" Yugao blinked in confusion, clearly not catching the reference. Ren ignored her and instead shifted his attention to Hitoshi. "What about you, Hitoshi? What's your goal?" Hitoshi was quiet for a moment, his steps not faltering. Then he said, "I want to be the strongest Aburame the village has ever seen. Right now, our clan leader is the strongest in the entire clan, and even he doesn't rank in the top ten of the village. I want to change that." Ren let another small smile form as he listened. 'Well, even Shino from the Konoha 9 stopped once he reached jonin level. I wonder if Hitoshi can surpass that. Maybe I should help him out a little.' He gave a simple nod. "I hope your goals come true." The three of them continued in silence for a while. The forest around them buzzed softly with the sounds of distant insects, leaves rustling overhead in the light spring breeze. Then, as if unable to let it go, Yugao spoke again. "What about you, Ren? What's your goal?" Ren gave a thoughtful hum. "Well, I don't ever want to be under someone's control." He glanced up at the sky above, the clouds lazily drifting past the tree line. "So... I guess being the strongest will do." ~~~ After a little while, once Team 1 had disappeared from sight, two figures flickered into view atop a tree branch overlooking the trail they'd just left behind. Both wore standard ANBU attire, with porcelain animal masks covering their faces, one shaped like a tiger, the other a fox. The one with the tiger mask gazed ahead along the path and spoke in a quiet, thoughtful voice. "The three of them... they've got some grand goals." The fox-masked operative cut in sharply, her voice cold and clipped. "They'll learn the reality of the world in a few years. I'd like to hear what their goals sound like then." Tiger tilted his head slightly, still watching the trail. "Maybe they'll manage it. Maybe they really can do what they want to achieve?" "No," Fox interrupted, her tone brooking no argument. "They won't. They've been inflated by everyone around them calling them 'geniuses', but this is Konoha. There's no shortage of genius here." She turned to look directly at him, her voice lowering. "You were called a genius too, weren't you? Back when you were younger? What was your goal? Did you achieve it?" Tiger said nothing, and she continued, "They'll eventually learn. No matter how brilliant they are, no matter how many tricks they come up with, the day they stand before one of those true monsters," She paused, ever so slightly, and Tiger caught the subtle shiver in her voice. "that's when they'll realize just how small they really are." Her eyes settled briefly on the spot where Ren had stood earlier. "Especially that blue-haired boy." Without waiting for a response, she flickered away in a burst of motion, vanishing into the trees ahead. Tiger stood there for a moment longer, staring silently at the path they had just observed. Then, in a murmur only the wind could hear, he muttered, "Looks like Shisui left a deeper scar on her than she lets on." He glanced toward the direction Fox had gone. "I should report this to the Third when we return." And then he, too, disappeared. ~~~ Two days passed before Team 1 finally reached the border checkpoint that connected the Land of Fire to the Land of Rivers. After showing the mission scroll to the guards stationed there, they were allowed to pass through. The Fire side didn't take much time after Ren mentioned their sensei's name, Utakata was respected enough to smooth out most bureaucratic delays. However, the Land of Rivers guards weren't as welcoming. Though they didn't stop them, the stares lingered longer, clearly unsettled by the presence of foreign shinobi. Ren noticed it and kept his face impassive. As they moved away from the checkpoint and out of earshot of the guards, Ren finally spoke up. "Be careful from here on out," he said, not raising his voice. "We might not be officially at war, but there's no treaty either since this is just a minor village. Treat this like we've entered enemy territory." Yugao nodded once while Hitoshi gave a small hum of agreement, his insects faintly buzzing under his sleeves. Ren continued, "Also, remember: the noble we're supposed to escort is one of their own, and he requested foreign shinobi. Some people won't like that. Don't provoke anyone, and don't act superior. We're just here to complete the mission and return. Nothing more." The other two didn't respond verbally but adjusted their pace slightly, falling into a looser formation that allowed for quicker response if needed. They continued through the winding road that eventually led to a small settlement marked on their map: Suiren Village. By the time they arrived, the sun was halfway across the sky. The village itself was modest, no walls, a few elevated watchtowers at the edges, and mostly single-storied buildings with thatched or tiled roofs. Farmers, traders, and workers moved about their business. There wasn't much traffic on the roads leading into the village, but a few carts and merchant wagons stood near what could be called the village square. Ren signaled for them to stop just before entering. "Let me handle the talking unless something goes wrong. Yugao, cover from behind. Hitoshi, spread your scouts." Hitoshi's insects quietly slipped from his sleeves and scattered. Yugao nodded, stepping slightly to the rear with her hand near the hilt of her katana. Ren adjusted the forehead protector, making sure the Leaf insignia was clearly visible, not hidden, but not flaunted either. They walked into the village calmly. People noticed them instantly, eyes lingering longer than necessary. A few whispered among themselves, while others avoided direct contact. Ren ignored it all and headed toward the center of the village. There was a two-story inn there, slightly better maintained than the surrounding buildings. A few armed men stood near the entrance, not with headbands but with coordinated armor pieces, likely mercenaries or private guards. When Ren approached, one of the guards moved forward and raised a hand. "State your business." Ren didn't flinch as he replied, "We're from Konoha. Team 1. We're here to escort Lord Mizuka to the border outpost." The man eyed them suspiciously. "Didn't hear about Leaf sending children." Ren took out the mission scroll and handed it to the man. "You'll find everything in there." The man looked through it, reading carefully. After a moment, he turned to the door and knocked twice in a particular pattern. A second later, another guard came out and went inside. They waited for a few minutes before a slightly older man in traveling robes stepped out. His hair was neatly combed, and he had a faint scent of perfume. His hands were gloved, and he wore multiple rings. He scanned them for a moment before stepping closer. "I assume you're the shinobi from the Leaf?" His voice was soft but carried weight. Ren nodded. "Yes. I'm Ren Takahashi, the mission lead. These are my teammates, Yugao and Hitoshi." Mizuka looked at each of them, his eyes lingering slightly longer on Yugao before returning to Ren. "Well," he said after a pause. "You're younger than I expected. But I suppose your village knows what it's doing." He turned slightly. "Come. We'll finalize a few things inside." Ren followed him in while Yugao and Hitoshi stayed just outside the door, observing the area. Inside the inn, Mizuka led Ren to a private room with a table and a few documents laid out. "I've already informed my staff we'll be departing tomorrow morning," Mizuka said. "I'd like us to be gone at first light. I want to avoid unnecessary attention." Ren nodded. "We'll be ready." Mizuka poured himself a drink and sat down. "I'm not expecting trouble, but it's better to be careful. Especially when you're carrying something of value." Ren's eyes narrowed slightly at the last part. "You weren't listed to be carrying anything aside from personal effects." Mizuka didn't answer immediately, simply sipping his drink. Then he said, "Don't worry. It's nothing illegal. But my family operates one of the largest textile trades in the region. I have samples and contracts on me. Documents that some people might want to intercept." Ren didn't respond to that. Instead, he reached into his pouch and took out a blank form. "We'll need your confirmation of identity. Sign here." Mizuka looked at the paper, then took out a small stamp from inside his coat and pressed it onto the page. "Satisfied?" "For now." Ren stood up. "We'll be nearby. Notify us immediately if there's any sign of trouble." He left the room and met his team outside. "He wants to leave at dawn," Ren informed them. "We'll stay at a nearby building if possible. No need to crowd him or his people too early. We rotate watches tonight." Hitoshi nodded. "Some insects are already moving through the inn. I'll keep the perimeter covered." Yugao tilted her head. "Something feel off?" Ren didn't answer directly. He looked around the square again. "Not yet. But be alert anyway." They found an abandoned house nearby, clearly marked as for rent or sale, but the structure was intact. Ren placed a few basic perimeter seals and motioned for the other two to rest. He sat down near the doorway, eyes scanning the villagers. 'Something feels off. He asked for protection. He got it. But the way he speaks, either he knows more than he's letting on, or someone else does. Let's see how tonight goes.' ~~~ The entire night passed smoothly. Team 1 rotated shifts as planned, keeping one member on watch while two rested. Hitoshi's insects remained active, monitoring the perimeter around the inn and a few stayed close to Mizuka himself, hiding in the corners of the ceilings and behind wall panels. But despite the tension they all felt, nothing unusual happened. Ren had taken the last shift just before dawn. When the time finally came, he woke the other two. Hitoshi reported no movement or suspicious activity during the night. Yugao stretched once and checked her sword before she spoke. "Either he really is just paranoid, or whoever might have targeted him gave up." Ren gave a small nod. "Let's keep our guard up. Just because it was quiet doesn't mean it'll stay that way." By the time they reached the inn, the noble's caravan was already preparing to move. A pair of carriages were being loaded, one with travel supplies, the other with Mizuka's personal belongings. Six guards, dressed in matching dark blue uniforms and light armor, stood ready near the front. Two servants, a man and a woman, checked over a few food containers while a driver was arguing with a stable hand about the cart's axle. Mizuka himself emerged from the inn wearing a long travel cloak, a scarf wrapped loosely around his neck, and gloves still on. When he saw Ren and his team, he gave a short nod. "Good. We're leaving on schedule." Ren stepped forward and gestured toward the gate. "We'll take point. You stay in the middle, and keep your guards close to the carriages." Mizuka didn't argue. "Just make sure we get there without issue." With a final check of their supplies and a last sweep from Hitoshi's insects, they left Suiren Village as team 1 took formation. Ren in front, Yugao watching the sides and rear, Hitoshi moving in a wide perimeter with his scouts deployed. ~~~~~ {I shall once again assure you guys that nothing will go wrong.} {Also if you still have opposing views regarding him joining the ANBU comment here. 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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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