Chapter 236: Shizune Is This Close to Setting Herself on Fire Just to Get Some Peace

Words : 2261 Updated : Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 236: Shizune Is This Close to Setting Herself on Fire Just to Get Some Peace Ren and Tsunade’s brawl dragged on until the late evening, neither of them willing to call it quits until the sun had finally begun to dip below the horizon. The sky had already turned a hazy orange by the time they collapsed to the ground, side by side, breathing heavily. Ren was panting more than Tsunade, by a good margin too. She wasn’t even winded, really. Her stamina consumption had been a joke in comparison, and her regenerative abilities were on a different plane altogether. A few minutes of resting, and she looked fresh again. Meanwhile, Ren was still laid out on his back, arms spread, staring at the sky like he was half-dead. Tsunade glanced over at him with a smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. "You’re so slow," she taunted playfully. "Want big sis to heal you?" Ren turned his head and gave her a look like she’d just suggested eating gravel. Disgusted, he muttered, "Don’t do that. Not in public. If a kid hears you talking like that, they’re gonna think you’re the lady from those horror stories who eats children in the dark." Tsunade frowned, hard. "Hah?" Her eyes narrowed dangerously as she glared back at him, brows twitching like she was about to throw a punch out of principle. Ren’s classic grin appeared on his face which was just enough to push her buttons further. The tension rose again between them, and for a moment it looked like round ten was about to kick off. But before either of them could get moving, they both felt a firm grip clamp down on their shoulders. They turned their heads in sync and found Shizune standing behind them, her expression blank, her voice devoid of life as she spoke in a deadpan monotone, "Please stop. Just look at the mess you’ve made. If you keep going, I’m afraid the entire forest will be gone by tomorrow morning." That’s when Ren and Tsunade finally took a proper look around, and... Shizune had a point. The empty grounds outside the Senju clan compound, the ones bordering the forest, looked like a storm had blown through. Nearly half the jungle was absolutely wrecked. Trees were uprooted, cratered ground stretched for dozens of meters, and the terrain looked like someone had tried to dig up the earth with their bare hands. It was bad. Not too bad, but still bad. And that was just from a taijutsu-only brawl. No ninjutsu, no summonings, nothing even too flashy. Just fists and footwork. If they had actually gone all out with everything at their disposal, forget the jungle. Half the village might’ve been wiped off the map. Ren stood up slowly, wincing as he stretched his back, and glanced around. Something struck him. "Shizune-san, where did the old guys go?" Shizune folded her arms. "You two were taking forever," she said flatly. "And considering that all but one of them were civilians, I told them to head back for the day and come again tomorrow. Did you need them for something?" Ren shook his head, stretching his arms above him with a small groan. "No, no. Actually, it’s better this way. Let ’em rest. You two wait here for a bit, I’ll be back soon." Before either of them could ask anything, he flickered away in a burst of chakra, vanishing into the trees. Now that things had calmed down a bit, Shizune walked over to Tsunade and knelt beside her, straightening her clothes like she was dealing with a spoiled kid who refused to act her age. She also handed her the haori that Tsunade had at some point tossed aside mid-fight. Tsunade didn’t even bother putting it on properly and just slung it loosely over her shoulders and then flopped onto her back with a dramatic groan. "Phew... that kid’s a monster." Shizune nodded, kneeling beside her. "Yeah. I don’t know anyone else who could last that long in a taijutsu match against you. And he didn’t even slip once. Not even at the end." Tsunade chuckled quietly and closed her eyes. "Oh, there might be a few others out there who can manage it," she admitted. "But none of them would be as flexible with it as he is. What he pulled off just now... that was different. That wasn’t just strength or stamina or speed, not even control. It was monstorous." Shizune tilted her head. "You mean the Eight Gates?" "Not just that." Tsunade opened her eyes and looked up at the darkening sky. "He combined the Gates with chakra-enhanced strength. Two techniques that should never mix. One is reckless and explosive, the other requires inhuman control. Most people would combust trying to layer them together. Even I’d struggle to hold both at the same time if I tried to pair my enhanced strength with the Third Gate. But that brat? He just jumped straight to the Fifth like it was a regular day." Shizune blinked, stunned. Tsunade let out a small, tired laugh. "Yeah. He doesn’t think much of it, but if people knew what he was really capable of, they’d be lining up outside his door begging to learn." Shizune blinked in surprise, her voice rising with the question, "You mean to say... his control is even higher than your own?" Tsunade shook her head, not immediately answering. "Hmm... maybe," she said slowly, thoughtfully. "Maybe not. But that’s not the point." She folded her arms behind her head, eyes drifting to the distant horizon as if seeing something beyond the trees. "It’s not just about control. With him... it’s more about stability." Shizune tilted her head, not fully understanding. Tsunade continued, "His chakra... it’s extremely stable. I mean, so stable that even while using the Eight Gates, chakra that’s supposed to be wild, violent, raging inside you like an angry beast, even then... his chakra flows like a damn docile river. It’s like it listens to him." She gave a short, breathy laugh under her breath, shaking her head again as if still amused by the thought. "He must’ve known that too. That’s probably why he even dared to try something like this." Shizune’s eyes widened, trying to imagine what it would feel like, Eight Gates chakra flowing through the body like a calm stream. The idea itself sounded, impossible. Tsunade chuckled softly, almost fondly. "He’s just like a treasure trove, honestly. The more you dig, the more valuable stuff you find buried inside." Her voice softened as she added, "When I first laid hands on him, back in that forest a few years ago, I thought I was just doing a routine medical scan... his body didn’t stand out that much. Just seemed slightly above average for a kid his age. Definitely strong, but I figured that was just because he trained harder than most and had a good head on his shoulders." She paused, the memory clearly playing in her mind. "But then, next time I healed him... everything changed. His vitality, it was off the charts. And his body... it started showing these strange traits. They weren’t fully developed, but they felt familiar. Traits I’d only ever seen in people with Senju blood." Shizune’s brows drew together, her curiosity now fully piqued. Tsunade smiled faintly and went on, "That made me curious. Very curious. I kept an eye on him, of course. And today, when we fought, I got to examine his body again during the clash... and it was different. Even more different." Her tone shifted again, a thread of nostalgia woven through it. "His body now... it’s almost like someone from the Senju clan. The way it moves. The way it reacts. Especially similar to my granduncle Tobirama." Shizune’s spoke, "But that’s only natural right, he is lord second’s grandson afterall." Tsunade nodded slightly. "I didn’t get much of a chance to study Granduncle’s body in-depth, of course, but I remember one thing clearly, his chakra was insanely stable. That’s what helped him during all those experiments, all those crazy jutsu he invented. He had such fine control because his chakra never wavered. Ren didn’t have such traits before but now he’s starting to show that same kind of trait." There was a silence between the two for a few seconds. Shizune frowned lightly, then asked, "You mean to say... he’s slowly unlocking the Senju bloodline?" Tsunade just hummed. "I’m not saying anything," she replied. "And I don’t want to say anything. I just... want nature to take its course." Her voice grew quieter and gentler. "I’ve already confirmed it for myself. Ren is my cousin brother. That’s enough for me." She looked down at her hands, flexing her fingers slowly before adding, "I don’t care about anything else. He could be hiding ten different secrets in that body of his and I wouldn’t care one bit. I’m just happy he’s here. That’s all." A quiet, sincere smile stretched across her face as she finished. Shizune looked at her, and when she saw the rare softness in Tsunade’s expression, she couldn’t help but smile too. They didn’t say anything for a moment, just sat there, silent in the calm after the storm. ~~~ While Tsunade and Shizune were getting all sentimental back at the inn, Ren was already halfway across the village, busy going through the usual motions with his favorite old man in the village, the one who couldn’t admit he had a soft spot for him. After casually flickering away from the room, leaving behind whatever emotional moment was happening there, Ren reappeared at the front steps of the ANBU Command Centre. Without bothering to knock, he walked straight up to the door of Yoru’s office, swung it open with dramatic flair, and called out. "Heyo, boss-man!" He held the door open for a beat like he expected applause, then shut it just as abruptly. A moment later, realizing his mistake, he sighed, turned around, and gave the door a polite knock. Then in a chipper voice, he called out again, "Commander~ it’s your favorite subordinate. You know, the one you just finished using as a chew toy this morning?" Yoru’s monotone voice floated out through the door, as dry as ever, "What do you want?" Ren gave a silent exaggerated pout behind the closed door. "Aw, come on, commander. It’d make sense if I was the one sulking right now, you played me around all morning. But why are you acting all cold and grumpy?" There was a pause, then Yoru’s voice came again, flat and unamused. "Tenzo is with Dog Unit. That’s who you need right?" Ren straightened up with a hand to his temple in a mock salute. "Well damn, look at you. Sharp as always. You really do know everything, huh? But yeah, you’re right, I was actually looking for him." He turned to leave, footsteps already halfway down the hall, but something tugged at his mind. A small grin formed on his face as a thought bloomed. He paused, dug into his pocket, and pulled something out only to freeze when Yoru’s voice came again. This time, colder. "If you even think about drawing that symbol on my door again, I’ll make you scrub every drawing in Konoha at dawn. Bare hands with no chakra." Ren stood there motionless for a long second. "...That’s a good threat," he muttered under his breath. Then, with a cheeky hum, he glanced at the walls next to the door. Not the door itself. He leaned forward quickly, one hand working fast and before the old man came out, Ren had drawn the Senju clan crest onto the stone wall beside the door. Underneath it, he scrawled a quick line of text with deliberate strokes. Then, with a flicker of chakra and a smug grin, he vanished. A few seconds passed and the door creaked open. Yoru stepped out slowly. His eyes landed on the freshly drawn symbol. The Senju crest, etched just outside his office wall. His eyes flicked down to the sentence below. He stood there for a long moment. Then, without a word, he raised a gloved hand and pressed it gently to the line of text. His fingers lingered there for a second or two. He exhaled. Then turned and walked back into his office. Not long after, Two arrived at the Command Centre to deliver a mission report. He noticed the drawing on the wall and tilted his head slightly. "Huh," he muttered. The Senju clan crest stood out starkly against the stone. Below it, the words read. "Boss-man belongs to the Senju Clan." He squinted at it for a second, then gave a casual shrug. "Probably Five’s work," he mumbled, and knocked on the door. "Commander." "Come in," came Yoru’s voice. Just like that, everything returned to normal ~~~~~ {A bit of Tsunade’s thoughts and something else too.} {Also, a few of you guys were asking about what Ren knew and how much he knew when I wrote the Yoru killing Sayaka Chapter and I just want to say that Ren has the Observe function and that observe also had two upgrades till now, that’s all I’m saying, you can think the rest on your own.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

Comments (0)

4.4 /5.0
comment Write Comment
VIEW ALL COMMENTS
50/500
Post Comments
Write Comment
Please enter valid text
Exceeded word limit
contents
Contents
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 184: Ghosts in the Mist (Part- 6) [Naoki’s Successor: The Operator Who Thought ‘Friendship’ Was Safe] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 185: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-7) [The Real Stone Shinobi] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 186: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-8) [If The Daimyo Knows, We’re All Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 187: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-9) [The White Fang’s Son] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 188: Ghost in the Mist (Part-10) [Prey That Bites Back] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 189: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-11) [Bleeding Hounds and Boiled Elders] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 190: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-12) [Tag, You’re Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 191: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-13) [Utakata Sensei >> Professor McGonagall] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 192: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-14) [Sealed With a Kiss (of Death)] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 193: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-15) [Blue shark goes brrrrr......] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 194: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-16) [Who Needs Jutsu When You Can Launch Yourself Like Artillery?] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 195: Ghosts in the Mists (Part-17) [Samehada Hates This One Weird Trick] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 196: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-18) [When the Shark Stops Chasing You But the Government Doesn’t] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 197: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-19) [Wind Style: Spinjutsu : Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Claws Attack] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 198: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-20) [Zetsu Is Just Here for the Drama and He’s Winning] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 199: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-21) [Welcome to Nanohai Shore] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 200: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-22) [Ninjutsu Spam Makes the Battlefield Cry] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 201: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-23) (END) [Ren’s Wiggle Seals the Deal] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 202: Notice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 203: Ren Gets Called Short and Declares War on Danzo Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 204: Hey Guys! Welcome Back to my Channel! It’s Reaction time~~ Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 205: Senju Drip, Uchiha Calm, and a Whole Village Watching Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 206: Sasuke Will Never Know Peace (Because of Ren) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 207: I Said What I Said and Then I Said It Again Louder With Corpses Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 208: Danzo’s Vibes Were Off So I Collapsed His Entire Career Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 209: Utakata Rage Quit His Job and Took the HR Department With Him Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 210: Konoha Daily: The Hokage’s Advisor Tried to Kill the Senju Heir but The Senju Heir Turned Him Into Street Decoration Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 211: Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 212: Koharu Beat Two Senju, Then Got Cancelled by the Third Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 213: Ren Gets Carried into Dinner Like a Deity Too Lazy to Walk Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 214: You Thought It Was a Political Thriller But It Was a Cooking Show All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 215: Imagine Learning 5 Elements and Still Being Short Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 216: Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 218: Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 219: Grandma’s Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 221: The House Was the Real Main Character All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 222: A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 223: Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 224: If the Barrier Survives My Curiosity, It Deserves to Defend the Clan Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 225 225: My Sister Will Hear About This Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 226 226: Ren Senju, Framed for a Crime He Definitely Committed Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 227 227: Somewhere, Tobirama is Rolling in His Grave and Laughing His Ass Off Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 228 228: Hiruzen Bans Paint Like It’s a Forbidden Jutsu Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 229 229: Ren and Tsunade’s Joint Brain Cell Executes an S-Rank Scam Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 230 230: Mito Uzumaki Haunts the Hokage’s Career From Beyond the Grave Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 231 231: ~I don't care, I paint the town red ~ Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 232 232: Inoichi’s Daughter Falls for Street Art, Father Spirals Into Existential Crisis Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 233 233: Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 234 234: Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition) {Part-2} Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 235: Tsunade’s Punch Was a Hate Crime Against Earth Style Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 236: Shizune Is This Close to Setting Herself on Fire Just to Get Some Peace Oct 1st, 2025
Setting
Setting
Background
A A A
Font Size
A - 16 A +
Add
In