Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer

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Chapter 20 - Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer After the lunch break, the students gathered back at the training ground. Utakata was already standing in place, his usual neutral expression unreadable. Once everyone had settled, he began speaking. "I will be calling one pair at a time. When your name is called, step forward and perform the Seal of Confrontation before the fight begins." The students listened attentively. "The winner is decided when either of the two gives up or when I deem the fight too dangerous to continue." "Only taijutsu is allowed. No weapons, no ninjutsu." "Once the fight is over, you are to perform the Seal of Reconciliation. If any of you happen to forget, I will personally make sure you learn how to do it properly." Ren noted the way Utakata's eyes lingered on some of the clan children, particularly the Uchiha and Inuzuka and he could tellthe warning was directed at certain students who might refuse to acknowledge defeat. Utakata glanced at his roster and called out the first pair. "Eiji Nakamura and Izumi Uchiha." Eiji grinned, practically bouncing forward. On the other side, a young girl with long brown hair and a purple shirt bearing the Uchiha symbol stepped into the ring. Her eyes were calm, but her frequent glances at Itachi did not go unnoticed. Ren smirked. "She's more focused on impressing him than winning the fight." Utakata spoke. "Do the Seal of Confrontation." Both formed the half-tiger seal and clasped hands briefly. "Begin." The moment Utakata stepped back, both fighters instinctively jumped backward, creating distance. Then, at the same time, they rushed toward each other. Izumi struck first, throwing a fast jab aimed at Eiji's chest, but Eiji ducked and countered with a punch to her ribs. Izumi blocked it with her forearm and retaliated instantly with a sweeping kick. Eiji leaped over it, flipping in mid-air, and tried to land a kick on her shoulder. Izumi raised her arms just in time to block, but she stumbled slightly from the impact before quickly regaining her footing. She then closed the distance and pressed forward with sharper, more aggressive attacks. A left hook came first—Eiji dodged. She feinted to the right before launching a spinning back kick, which landed solidly, sending Eiji sliding back. He caught himself before he could fall, his eyes narrowing in focus. Ren observed closely. Eiji isn't just fast—he's unpredictable. Izumi was stronger and more precise, but Eiji relied on footwork and erratic movements to make his attacks harder to read. When Izumi charged again, Eiji had already adapted. He ducked under her punch, rolled to the side, and spun behind her. Before she could react, he delivered a powerful kick to her back, making her stumble forward. Seeing the opportunity, Eiji feinted left and struck from the right, landing a clean punch to her stomach. Izumi gasped, stepping back to recover, but Eiji didn't let up. A second punch hit her ribs, followed by a third strike to her shoulder. Izumi grimaced, trying to counter, but her movements had slowed considerably. Utakata kept a close watch, ready to intervene if necessary. Eiji saw the opening and twisted his body, sweeping Izumi's legs out from under her. She fell backward, hitting the ground hard, and before Eiji could press further, Izumi exhaled sharply and raised her hand. "I... I give up." Utakata stepped forward. "Winner—Eiji Nakamura." Eiji grinned, offering Izumi a hand. She hesitated, but took it, letting him pull her up. Then, without needing to be reminded— They both performed the Seal of Reconciliation. Utakata nodded in approval. "Return to your positions." Eiji jogged back to his spot, a wide smile on his face. As he passed Ren, he whispered— "Told ya I'm fast." Ren smirked. "Not bad, thief. You might actually be worth training with." Eiji scoffed. "Might? I am worth training with!" Their banter was interrupted when Utakata called out— Utakata's voice rang out across the training ground. "Ren Takahashi and Itachi Uchiha." Ren stepped forward, his expression calm and composed. He glanced at Itachi, expecting to meet his gaze, but instead saw him looking at Eiji. A thought crossed Ren's mind. 'Is he actually petty enough to rough him up later?' But then, he shook his head. 'No, he's probably just feeling weird seeing Izumi upset but doesn't really understand what that feeling is.' Itachi stepped into the ring with the same impassive look he always wore. The moment both boys faced each other, Utakata spoke again. "Do the Seal of Confrontation." Ren and Itachi clasped hands, forming the half-tiger seal. "Begin." The second Utakata stepped back, both fighters moved simultaneously. Itachi took the initiative, stepping forward with a sharp jab aimed at Ren's shoulder. Ren sidestepped smoothly and countered with a quick strike to Itachi's ribs. Itachi twisted just enough for the punch to graze him before retaliating with a palm strike toward Ren's chest. Ren met it with his own palm, both of them pushing against each other briefly before disengaging. Neither backed down. Ren launched a low kick at Itachi's shin, but Itachi raised his foot just in time to avoid it and spun into a high kick toward Ren's head. Ren leaned back, avoiding the blow by inches before closing the distance again. He feinted a right hook before shifting into a left elbow strike, but Itachi caught his arm mid-motion and attempted to sweep Ren's legs out from under him. Ren twisted midair, landing on his hands before flipping back onto his feet. The exchange continued at a rapid pace. Their movements were precise, measured, and calculated. Every attack was countered, every strike dodged, and every opening immediately closed off. For the first minute, they were completely even. Then Itachi took it up a notch. He stepped in closer, his movements suddenly becoming sharper and faster. His punches came in quick, controlled bursts—each one aimed at a vital point. Ren managed to dodge, but Itachi adjusted mid-attack, following up with a spinning kick toward Ren's ribs. Ren barely avoided it by twisting his body at an unnatural angle, his feet skimming the ground as he regained balance. Itachi's strikes were now unrelenting, pushing Ren further back. But despite the overwhelming pressure, Ren wasn't getting hit. Every time Itachi thought he had an opening, Ren moved in an unpredictable way. Instead of standard dodging patterns, he twisted his body at odd angles, ducked at strange timings, and maneuvered in ways that seemed almost random. It was frustratingly difficult to land a clean hit. Itachi's eyes narrowed slightly as he adjusted again, stepping up his speed even more. Ren could feel the shift. He's trying to overwhelm me with pure speed now. Itachi suddenly launched a high-speed punch straight for Ren's face. Ren made his move. Focusing a high amount of chakra into his legs, Ren planted himself firmly onto the ground. Just as Itachi's fist was about to hit him, Ren bent his entire upper body backward, arching his spine at a near-impossible angle. Itachi's punch missed by mere inches, cutting through the air just above Ren's face. At the same moment, Ren spotted an opening. With his center of gravity lowered, he shifted his weight forward and thrust his fist toward the open space between Itachi's legs. It happened in an instant. Before either of them could react, a hand gripped both of their arms. Utakata had flickered into the ring. His grip was firm, holding both their attacks in place. His voice, calm as always, echoed through the field. "Stop. The match is a tie." It was only then that Ren and Itachi realized what had just happened. Itachi's fist was inches away from Ren's face. And Ren's fist was inches away from Itachi's balls. A tense silence filled the training ground. Utakata released their arms, stepping back. "Perform the Seal of Reconciliation." Ren straightened his posture, shaking off the adrenaline, and raised his hand. Itachi, unfazed as ever, did the same. Their fingers clasped together briefly before they both took a step back. Utakata nodded once. "Return to your places." Ren walked back to his spot, his mind still replaying the last few moments. Eiji leaned over, whispering, "I swear, if you had hit him there, the entire Uchiha clan would've been after you." Ren smirked. "Yeah, but I bet the boys would've been thankful." Eiji snorted, trying to hold in his laughter. Meanwhile, Itachi had returned to his own spot, his face still unreadable. But for the first time since joining the Academy, Ren swore he saw the corner of Itachi's lips twitch—just slightly. The fight had ended, but one thing was clear. This wouldn't be their last match. With thirteen more rounds left, the excitement from Ren and Itachi's fight faded quickly as the class refocused on the remaining matches. However, that didn't stop a few girls from glaring at Ren like he had stolen their future husband. The fiercest of them was Izumi Uchiha, her expression dark as if she was one second away from declaring war. If Utakata weren't here, she might have jumped him on the spot. At the same time, Ren noticed something else. A few girls were staring at him with admiration instead of anger. It seemed that his performance had gained him some unexpected attention. Eiji, ever the opportunist, leaned in and whispered, "Looks like you have some fans now." Ren didn't respond. Instead, he made a mental decision. Eiji was getting off too easy in their spars. Next time, Ren would make sure he regretted talking. A sudden shiver ran down Eiji's spine, and he quickly shut his mouth. Among the next fights, the one that stood out most was between Takeda Uchiha and Hitoshi Aburame—the only two students besides Ren and Itachi who had level 10 or higher. Takeda started arrogantly, relying on power and speed, but Hitoshi was unshaken. His movements were minimal, his counters precise. In a matter of moments, he subdued Takeda completely, forcing him into a hold. The match ended quickly. Takeda's face was a mix of frustration and disbelief—a classic Uchiha reaction to losing unexpectedly. Ren wasn't surprised. The Aburame fought like strategists, always thinking several moves ahead. Takeda was strong, but not the strongest. Once all the fights were finished, Utakata had the students sit in a semicircle as he stood before them. His gaze swept over the class, and then he began his feedback. His comments were blunt, direct, and merciless. "Eiji, raise your stamina. Your body won't keep up with your movements otherwise." Eiji nodded, clearly expecting this. "Izumi, nobody likes weak girls. Increase your training." Izumi turned red, a mix of anger and embarrassment. Ren smirked slightly, but quickly wiped it off his face when Utakata's attention turned to him. "Ren, increase your strength training." Ren knew exactly what he meant. He had speed and technique, but against someone with raw power, his lack of strength was a clear weakness. He nodded in understanding. Utakata moved on. "Itachi, only the strength you control is your real strength." Itachi gave a slight nod, as if he had already anticipated the advice. Then, Utakata's tone turned sharper. "Takeda, you are not the strongest." Takeda tensed, clearly not happy but too smart to argue. Finally, Utakata's gaze landed on Hitoshi Aburame. Unlike with the others, his tone shifted slightly. "Hitoshi, good work. Keep doing what you're doing." The class blinked in surprise. Utakata had given no direct praise to anyone else. Hitoshi, for his part, remained completely neutral, simply nodding in acknowledgment. With his evaluations finished, Utakata gave them one last piece of advice. "Keep increasing your battle experience as much as you can. It will serve you well in the future." His eyes swept over the students one last time. "Dismissed." The students rose to their feet, some stretching, some whispering amongst themselves, but all clearly thinking about his words.

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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