Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands]

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Chapter 100 - Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] The next day, Team 1 gathered once again at Training Ground 1. The three Genin sat in a half-circle around Utakata, updating him on their completed mission. Ren also brought up the unease he'd felt throughout the escort job. After listening carefully, Utakata nodded and commented, "Even though you've likely heard this before, I'll say it again, a shinobi should always trust their instincts. There was no mention or intel indicating that Mizuka would meet anyone suspicious, but that doesn't rule out the possibility that he gave false information. You did well by sticking to the mission and not poking around unnecessarily." Ren nodded in acknowledgment. Hitoshi and Yugao also showed they understood. Then Utakata got to the main point. "Alright, let's move on to the reason I called you here today." He looked at each of them before announcing, "The Chunin Exams will begin a week from now, and Team 1 will be participating as one of Konoha's official representatives." Despite the significance of the announcement, none of the Genin reacted. They remained impassive, causing a flicker of disappointment to flash in Utakata's eyes, though he didn't let it show outwardly. He continued, "This will be the first Chunin Exam held since the Five Great Nations officially signed the peace treaty, so there's a lot of attention on this one. Even the Third Tsuchikage is coming to the village, since his granddaughter will be participating." Now that got a reaction. Ren raised an eyebrow. "The Tsuchikage is allowing his granddaughter to travel to Konoha, so soon after the war? And the village is letting someone like him in?" Utakata nodded. "I'm not privy to the full details, but yes. His granddaughter will be among the participants, and Onoki himself will be present for the final round." He let that sink in for a moment before adding, "As for his strength," he titled his head slightly, "why worry about the Tsuchikage, when the Third Hokage is still alive and well? He might not look the part, but there's no one stronger than the Third right now. Not even the other Kage." Ren was reminded of Orochimaru's words during the Konoha crush arc, "You could have defeated me if you were just ten years younger." 'Even Orochimaru acknowledged Hiruzen's current strength.' Ren thought, 'Maybe he wasn't quite the "God of Shinobi" that the title suggests, but for anyone who never saw Hashirama fight, Hiruzen probably looks like a god to them.' A stray thought escaped Ren's mouth before he could stop it. "Maybe we should organize an exhibition match between both old men." Utakata's eyes widened slightly. "Absolutely not. Do you have any idea how much destruction that would cause?" Ren sat up straighter, realizing he'd said it out loud. He scratched his head awkwardly. "Well, you just made me curious. By the time I get to their level, they'll have declined. I won't get a proper gauge of their true strength." Utakata quietly observed him for a moment. 'He doesn't even question whether he'll reach that level. It's like he knows he will.' Still, Utakata said, "No. We can't have a match between them. If you want to know their strength, go read the war records. Once you become a jonin." Ren nodded without argument. Yugao, who'd been surprisingly quiet so far, finally spoke. "Sensei, will there be any reward if we do well?" Before Utakata could respond, Hitoshi answered flatly, "The title of Chunin." Ren added, dead serious, "The recognition of your comrades." Utakata followed with, "Hmm, how about an S-rank technique for each of you?" Now that got their attention. Yugao perked up instantly. "Really, Sensei?" Utakata nodded. Ren grinned at the news. He already had a few S-rank techniques, but most were incomplete or impractical to use in regular situations. A solid S-rank jutsu would be a huge bonus. 'If it's not a forbidden jutsu, maybe I'll go for an Earth Release technique. That'd give me more versatility.' Yugao's determination returned in full force. "We'll definitely earn that technique!" Ren gave a side glance. "Shouldn't your goal be becoming Chunin first?" Yugao waved him off. "They're connected. It's fine." Utakata, however, raised a hand toward her. "You and Hitoshi will get your reward from me, yes. But," he turned to Ren, "if you want one, you have to win the tournament. Direct order from the Hokage." Ren groaned. "Isn't that unfair? They get S-rank techniques just for passing the exam, and I've got to beat everyone in a tournament?" Utakata shrugged. "Life's unfair. If you want more, you're free to bargain with the Hokage yourself." Ren clicked his tongue but didn't argue further. Utakata continued, "Although the Tsuchikage's granddaughter will be participating, the Hokage believes your main rival will be Itachi Uchiha. You're expected to defeat him." Ren commented. "Doesn't he want Itachi to win?" Utakata didn't answer. He simply stared at Ren for a moment before moving on. "I'll give you the registration forms the day before the exam begins. Until then, we'll focus on refining your combat readiness. Let's begin today's training." With that, Team 1 stood up and moved into position. The countdown to the Chunin Exams had officially begun. ~~~ In the Hokage's office, the village council meeting was already underway. The room was filled with the heads of the major clans, including the Aburame, Inuzuka, Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, Hyuga, and Uchiha clans. The two elders, Koharu and Homura, were seated alongside Danzo Shimura. At the head of the room, Hiruzen Sarutobi sat with his usual calm demeanor. Once everyone had settled, he opened the meeting with little preamble. "I won't waste time with formalities. Most of you already know the reason we're here, it's about the upcoming Chunin Exams. Let's begin." He gestured to Shikaku Nara, who stood up with a scroll in hand and began briefing the room. "This year, we'll have 30 Genin squads participating. Fifteen from the Leaf, one from Iwagakure, three from Sunagakure, and eleven from smaller nations and independent villages. The exam format will be the traditional three stages. The written test first, followed by the Forest of Death, and finally, the individual tournament. The final event will be attended by the Third Hokage and the Third Tsuchikage. The Kazekage has declined the invitation, citing personal matters as he claims he needs to look after his children." Shikaku then sat back down, slouching into his chair as if he wanted to disappear into it. From across the table, Shibi Aburame adjusted his collar slightly before speaking. "Is it wise to allow the Third Tsuchikage into the village, especially so soon after the treaty? I doubt he'll come alone. If his granddaughter is participating, then his son Kitsuchi, an S-rank shinobi, will likely accompany him." Hiruzen nodded as he replied with a chuckle, "It wasn't exactly an invitation. He simply informed me that he would be coming to observe his granddaughter. And I thought, why not? What harm is there?" The clan leaders exchanged glances, silently thinking the same thing. 'If he doesn't want to share the truth, he might as well have just refused straight out.' Then, Fugaku Uchiha, who had been sitting quietly, spoke up. "My son's jonin leader has once again refused to let their team participate. So I'd like to nominate him to enter the exam as a solo participant." Danzo instantly objected. "Absolutely not. Even if he's from a great clan, we cannot bend rules for a single heir. If we do it once, every clan leader will start demanding the same." Fugaku didn't respond to Danzo directly. Instead, he kept his gaze locked on the Hokage. Hiruzen, already expecting this, spoke calmly. "While I agree that Itachi Uchiha's strength is beyond that of a typical Genin, making exceptions like this could be seen as favoritism." Fugaku's frown deepened, but before he could speak, Hiruzen raised his hand. "However, since all relevant parties are here, we'll put it to a vote. Those in favor of allowing Itachi Uchiha to participate solo in this year's Chunin Exams, raise your hand." Hands slowly rose across the room, those of the Uchiha, Yamanaka, Nara, Akimichi, and a few others. The Hyuga, Aburame, and Inuzuka clan heads did not raise theirs. Hiruzen nodded. "Then it's settled. Itachi Uchiha will participate solo." Fugaku nodded in silent gratitude toward those who had supported him. From the opposite side, Inoichi Yamanaka asked, "Will Itachi be our official representative?" Hiruzen shook his head. "No. Utakata's team will be leading as our primary representatives." Tsume Inuzuka, arms folded, raised an eyebrow. "That's the one with Sayaka's kid, isn't it?" Hiruzen nodded again. "Yes." This time, the Hyuga clan leader spoke, frowning. "Wasn't it agreed when Lady Tsunade left the village that Sayaka or anyone connected to her wouldn't be publicly pushed into the spotlight?" Hiruzen didn't elaborate. "The circumstances are different for the boy than they were for her." With that, he smoothly shifted the topic. "Let's move on. We need to discuss patrol duties and security measures for the duration of the exams." The Hyuga leader pressed again. "Yes, that's important. One of our main family kunoichi recently suffered a serious injury due to rogue ninja activity." At that, Hiruzen looked to Shikaku again. The Nara head sighed and stood up. "To address the threat of rogue shinobi and smuggling groups, it's been decided that 200 jonin and chunin teams will be dispatched to patrol the Land of Fire up until the second stage of the exam. Once the final stage begins, and with the Third Tsuchikage's arrival, 100 of those teams will be recalled to secure the village directly." The clan leaders nodded in approval at the soundness of the plan. A few more logistical topics were discussed, like, guest accommodations, the potential for foreign interference, protocols for spectators, and a few last-minute administrative concerns, before Hiruzen finally stood and brought the meeting to a close. "Then it's decided. All preparations for the Chunin Exams will proceed as scheduled. Dismissed." One by one, the clan heads and elders filed out of the office. Danzo lingered for a moment longer than necessary, giving Hiruzen a glance that said nothing, and yet, everything. Hiruzen stayed seated as the room emptied. Lighting his pipe, he took a long drag and exhaled, watching the smoke swirl in the air. ~~~ Six days passed quickly as Team 1 focused entirely on training for the upcoming Chunin Exams. The three Genin spent most of their time honing their individual styles and working through coordinated team exercises under Utakata's guidance. With the exams right around the corner, every day counted. Meanwhile, the entire village was buzzing with excitement. Word had spread about the scale of the event, and merchants from within and outside the Land of Fire had begun to pour into the village, setting up stalls and shops all across the main roads. Banners, flags, and streamers now adorned the buildings, while many stores had placed wooden boards advertising "Chunin Exam Specials" or "Exclusive Discount for Visiting Shinobi." The village, for the first time in a while, felt less like a militarized zone and more like a true cultural capital. Children ran through the streets with headbands made of paper, pretending to be ninja. Tourists and traders mingled freely. Even civilians from allied nations had begun arriving, lured by the spectacle. For once, peace didn't seem like a dream, it felt like something tangible, being celebrated by everyone. On the afternoon of the sixth day, Team 1 decided to take a break from training and explore the village. The three of them walked through the busy market streets, taking in the new additions and the unfamiliar faces. Ren had his hands tucked in his pockets while Yugao led the way, stopping at almost every interesting stall while Hitoshi quietly observed everything. Yugao glanced around and commented, "Isn't the decoration way grander than the previous times?" Ren nodded, "Well, it makes sense. Even though the Cloud and Mist villages aren't sending participants, all five nations have signed the peace treaty. So this time, there's a real sense of freedom and safety in the air. The villagers can finally breathe without worrying." Hitoshi added softly, "It's good for the economy too. Most of these merchants wouldn't dare enter the village during the war years." The three of them continued strolling through the main street, passing by game stalls, weapon booths, and food carts. The sound of drums and bells occasionally rang out from performers trying to attract crowds. Ren glanced at a nearby booth advertising chakra-infused teacups and scoffed lightly, "Seriously? Who needs chakra flowing through their tea?" Yugao, still scanning the stalls, replied without missing a beat, "You say that now, but if I buy one now, I bet by next week you'll be asking me to make your morning tea with one." "Unlikely," Ren snorted. "Unless the cup starts brewing ideas for new jutsu, it's just overpriced pottery." They continued walking until they stopped in front of a ramen cart, not Ichiraku, but one of the newer ones trying to capitalize on the exam crowd. Standing just outside the stall was a familiar figure, holding the hand of a little boy. Ren blinked, then tilted his head and commented without any restraint, "Dude, you look way older than you should." ~~~~~ {Kurotsuchi was younger at this time, but for the story I'll be changing her age.} {Also, this arc just ended on pat-reon so you can join in if you wish to read advanced Chapters and see Ren dumping the canon.} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / / Z e e n o n } {You can just search for my name too, it's the one with tom's pic (from tom and Jerry)} {You know what else to do.} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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