Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments

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Chapter 122 - Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments {As I said, 1050 powerstone means double release tomorrow too, so yeah, up to you.} ~~ A little over a month had passed since Ren began his missions under the Numbers. During this time, he had completed a large number of B-rank and C-rank assignments under all four of the elite squad leaders, but despite repeated requests and even borderline pestering, if he was honest, not a single A-rank mission had been assigned to him. Even when Ren brought it up during downtime or after missions, Yoru had remained unmoved, shutting him down with a dismissive "No" every single time. It was becoming a routine now. But Ren didn't mind the grind. B-rank missions still contributed to his growth, albeit slowly. He had finally accumulated 2 Jonin-level points from the mission and combining it with the 3 he had before he now had 5 Jonin level points, and after some internal debate, decided to invest all of them at once into Agility, pushing it from 70 to 75. The sudden boost in speed hit him hard. His body felt disoriented, almost like his reflexes had shot ahead of his consciousness. It had taken him a couple of hours to adjust to the new boost, and thankfully, it happened while he was returning from a mission. If Yoru had seen him struggle like that, the man would've probably cracked open another training regimen just to 'fix' it. That whole experience also taught Ren a valuable lesson: never dump multiple points at once again. One at a time was safer. He needed to avoid tipping off someone like Yoru, who already had an uncanny ability to read him. Meanwhile, his training was going well. His Hyperfocus regimen was more stable now. He spent every free window he had sharpening that mental edge. The six-level trap course in the facility helped immensely, and Yoru's suggestions on how to approach it were gradually beginning to make sense. His Bukijutsu Mastery had also grown significantly. It now stood at 38%, purely through clone-based grind. At this rate, he wouldn't even need to use mastery points to reach Master Level, something Ren was quietly proud of. ~~~ Currently, Ren stood alongside the other four Numbers in front of Yoru, all of them masked, silent, and waiting for orders. Yoru looked at them briefly before addressing the new recruit. "Good work on surviving a month in ANBU, 5," he said simply. "You now have a fixed mission schedule. Follow it." He gestured slightly, signaling them to disperse. The other four Numbers turned to leave, but Ren, ever persistent, stepped forward slightly and asked with all the tone of a kid asking for an extra game on his phone, "Commander, I've been thinking, maybe now's a good time to let me do an A-rank mission?" The room paused. Even the usually expressionless Numbers hesitated in their steps, just enough to show they were mildly curious. It wasn't often someone talked to Yoru like this. Yoru didn't stop shuffling the papers on his desk. "Why would I do that?" he asked flatly. "Well" Ren said, a little too casually, "It's kind of a waste of village resources, right? Having someone as 'capable' as me and the other numbers doing B-rank missions?" Yoru didn't even look up. "The Hokage gave me full authority over ANBU mission allocation. I can assign A-rank shinobi to babysit wild cats if I feel like it. No one questions me." Ren blinked. "Wow. Abuse of power much?" Yoru froze for a moment, then resumed writing. "You got something to say, 5?" Ren leaned forward, voice innocent. "I'm just saying, if someone filed a report about this, kind of an administrative nightmare, you know? Not that I would. I'm just concerned. For your image." Yoru slowly turned to face him. His mask was still blank, but Ren could feel the stare. "And you think you're in a position to talk back to a superior?" "I mean," Ren scratched the back of his head, "You haven't killed me yet, so that's kind of giving me mixed signals. Maybe it's because I'm just that charming?" The scroll landed a hair's width from his neck. Ren tilted his head at the last second, and the scroll sailed past him, landing perfectly in Shinnosuke's hand. Ren didn't miss a beat. "...Or maybe not." Yoru finally let out a sharp sigh. The kind older shinobi do when they've dealt with kids for too long. "Go with One. Now." Ren saluted half-heartedly. "Thank you, Commander. I'll be back before you-" He ducked as a pen, two ink bottles, and what might've been a mission file came flying at his face. "SHUT UP AND GO." Already halfway out the door, Ren shouted back, "Bye Commander!" The door slammed behind him. The four Numbers looked back at Yoru, momentarily frozen. He turned his masked face toward them, chakra flaring just enough to make the air around him tighten. "...What?" They all shook their heads in unison and disappeared. Now alone, Yoru leaned back slightly and exhaled. "That kid's mouth is going to be the death of either him or me." He reached for a cup of tea, only to realize Ren had broken it with a dodge roll two weeks ago. He sighed again. ~~~ Once Ren stepped out of the commander's office, the other Numbers gave him a quick glance, more out of habit than surprise at this point. Over the past month, this kind of back-and-forth between Ren and Yoru had become something of a regular occurrence. No one said anything. They were just mildly curious how the new Number Five always managed to push the commander's buttons without getting wiped off the map. Though Ren wanted to get along with Yoru well too, the man's words were too constrictive, always about following orders and keeping head down, which didn't sit well with Ren so he often had to do verbal clashes with Yoru, but overtime he had come to enjoy it, so he was in good mood when he went to Number 1. Number One was waiting near the hallway. "Let's go," he said simply. Ren nodded and followed him toward the section of the ANBU complex where One's animal squad was stationed. Inside the quarters, One finished reading through a newly delivered scroll, then turned toward his team. "A-rank mission," he began. "Target: One confirmed rogue ninja. Mentally unstable. High physical output. Orochimaru's involvement suspected. Location: Near the border with the Land of Tea. Mission objective: Capture target alive and bring back any relevant intelligence. Ten minutes. Gear check." The squad moved instantly to prepare. Ren didn't need to do much. His gear was already set. He still had the whip wrapped around his waist like a belt, and inside his sleeve, he kept a retractable BO staff, his weapon of choice for this mission. Ever since Yoru had forced him to study the arsenal scroll, Ren had taken a liking to experimenting with different weapons. So far, he had tried 16 out of the 58 listed in the scroll. Still a long way to go. Once the gear check was complete, the team moved through a new tunnel, it was one Ren hadn't used before. This one branched toward the south-east, directly beneath the Hokage Monument, leading to a hidden exit facing the direction of the Land of Tea. Travel took just over two days, even with ANBU-level movement speed. The path wasn't exactly short, and the terrain near the border was dense with uneven hills and forests. Still, they made good time. ~ Upon reaching the general mission zone, the squad split into smaller groups to sweep and locate the target. Rabbit, Owl, and Deer scattered silently, moving into different directions of the forest. Ren was on his own for this sector. That suited him just fine. Alone, he crouched on a high branch and summoned one of his smaller butterflies. The tiny summon fluttered once before speeding off, disappearing into the canopy to begin scanning the area. During his time in the ANBU, even though he didn't actively hide the fact that he had a summon, he didn't tell anyone specially either, since an unknown summon, especially one like the butterflies could be extremely useful in certain situations. A few minutes later, it returned, fluttering around Ren's head before giving him a concise location and vanishing again. Ren nodded slightly and leapt into motion, following the trail laid by the natural butterflies which had linked under the summon's command. It didn't take him long to find the site. From a branch above, he observed the scene quietly. A small noble's carriage was stalled on a dirt road. But the real interest was the figure standing in front of it. The target was... humanoid, yes, but barely. There were large, grotesque, wing-like protrusions sprouting from one side of the neck. His skin was crawling with jagged black markings which were the cursed seal effects, no doubt, and his entire body twitched and jerked like he was holding back some inner storm. He was drooling. His jaw slack, his muscles flexing uncontrollably. 'Looks like Orochimaru's already begun testing variations of the cursed seal,' Ren thought, narrowing his eyes. 'And he's letting them loose to monitor performance.' To confirm a suspicion, Ren cast a wide-area wind-based sensory scan. Immediately, he felt another chakra signature, not too far away. Watching. Hidden. Monitoring. 'Observer. Probably one of Orochimaru's researchers.' But before he could act, the target's head snapped toward him. "Shit." Ren jumped just as the target barreled toward the tree. A single punch from the rogue shattered the trunk, sending the top half crashing down. Ren was already moving, activating a signal tag mid-air to alert the others. He changed directions and made a beeline toward the hidden observer. If this guy was collecting data, he was even more valuable than the test subject. He reached him in seconds. The man, a pale, gaunt researcher in a tattered lab coat, barely had time to register the blur before a whip lashed out and coiled around his neck, yanking him off his feet. Ren dragged him into the brush and delivered a swift blow to the side of the head, knocking him out cold. In one motion, he slapped a paralysis seal on the researcher and dumped him behind a thick tree. 'We'll need to deep-read his mind back at HQ. Could be a goldmine of info.' Mission-critical task done, Ren turned back toward the site. He flickered through the trees and rejoined the squad. ~ The situation had escalated with the target. Shinnosuke had taken the lead in melee combat. Owl was launching support fire via mid-range elemental jutsu. Deer was near the carriage, helping escort the nobles to safety. Rabbit was using shadow possession, but even with multiple tries, she couldn't hold the rogue down for more than a few seconds. 'Not surprising,' Ren thought as he caught sight of the enemy's status window: Level 78. 'Orochimaru definitely used an elite Jonin-level shinobi for this cursed seal trial. No way a normal one gets this strong this fast.' Shinnosuke acknowledged Ren with a brief nod. "Unpredictable patterns. Moves on instinct. High-level Taijutsu mixed with uncontrolled chakra surges, and inhuman raw strength." One said calmly, still deflecting a barrage of wildly thrown punches. At that moment, Rabbit managed to lock the enemy's right arm, but the restraint shattered almost immediately as the rogue twisted and powered through the technique. The freed fist shot straight toward Shinnosuke's head. Ren moved in a blur. With a flick of his wrist, the whip snapped out and wrapped around the rogue's forearm just before impact, halting the punch inches away from Shinnosuke's mask. Holding the target's arm tightly with his whip, Ren dug his heels into the dirt, anchoring himself using chakra. The enemy had tried to pull him in, likely aiming to land a devastating punch once he got close, but Ren wasn't budging. The strain on both sides caused the whip to pull taut between them, locking their positions for a brief moment. Number One didn't miss the opportunity. With a short burst of chakra and a quick hand seal, Shinnosuke unleashed a powerful close-range [Water Release: Torrent Spike] directly at the rogue's exposed back. The high-pressure jet of water struck with full force, splashing violently on impact. But despite the power behind the jutsu, the target remained upright. He didn't flinch. He didn't even react. Instead, the rogue twisted his arm, trying to pull Ren toward him with a brutal jerk. Muscles surged with cursed chakra, and veins pulsed erratically across his skin. But Ren matched the force by reinforcing his stance further, his boots sinking slightly into the soil as chakra surged into his soles. His grip tightened on the whip's hilt, refusing to give ground. The result? A stalemate of strength and positioning, one that left the rogue's rear wide open. Shinnosuke moved instantly, launching a barrage of elemental attacks. Fire, earth, and wind-style projectiles hammered into the rogue's back in rapid succession. Each jutsu hit its mark, slowing the rogue's movement slightly but not causing serious damage. The cursed seal's resilience was clearly working overtime, absorbing and deflecting much of the direct impact. "Owl, support with physical strikes," Shinnosuke ordered mid-assault. Owl blurred into motion, drawing a short-bladed tanto from his back and circling around to strike at the rogue's unguarded left side. "Deer, escort the civilians out of the area, keep a 100-meter perimeter. They're too close." "Yes, sir." Deer vanished toward the back of the carriage, shepherding the stunned noble and his retainers away from the fight. "Rabbit, get me a weakness. Anything." Rabbit, crouched a short distance away, had already been focusing intently on the rogue's movements. Her hands formed a weird shape as she linked them together closely observing the fight. For a few seconds, she said nothing. Then finally, she spoke in a calm but focused voice. "His cursed seal distribution is uneven," Rabbit began, loud enough for the others to hear over the sounds of combat. "Most of the markings are concentrated along his spine and left side. That's where the seal is reinforcing his strength." She stood as she continued explaining. "But that also means the right side is under protected. His right arm's muscle tension is lower, and his reaction time from that side is delayed by half a second. It's probably where the cursed seal integration failed or didn't take properly." She paused, then continued. "There's also excessive chakra flow building near the base of his neck, top of the spine. That's likely where the seal's core is anchored. If we disrupt that point, the seal will collapse or destabilize. At the very least, it'll stun him." She turned to face Shinnosuke directly. "But it needs precise timing. If we miss, the seal might go fully active." ~~~~~ {While writing the interaction between Ren and Yoru, I had the Gen Z and boomers' scenario in mind, if it felt weird I might just change it, but I like how it is now.} {An interesting fight sequence after a while, so tell me what you think.} {Also, to avoid any confusion, Rabbit is a Nara and Deer is the civilian. Probably should have changed it before but I got a big brain so I left it as it is to confuse you guys and myself too.} {1050 stones means around 200 stones and I know there are enough of you guys that you can easily give 500 stones, but some of you are stingy, so yeah 1050 is the goal.} {If you want to, you can support me on pat-reon.} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else to do} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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