Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated]

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Chapter 103 - Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Team 1 turned around and saw that it was the Akimichi proctor and a few of the Chunin who had been at the training ground earlier. The Akimichi was the first to snap out of his stupor. "What the hell are you brats doing here already? If you wanted to gate keep the entrance, at least hide properly while doing it!" he barked, half annoyed and half confused. Without missing a beat, Ren calmly reached into his belt and pulled out both scrolls. "We already have both scrolls. Figured it'd be a waste of time pretending to be scary at the gates." His expression was neutral, composed, but in his mind? 'Holy shit. We really got here before the proctors.' As if to add dramatic timing, the massive gates behind them creaked open. On the other side stood another team of Chunin exam proctors, clearly ready to "receive" the Genin. They blinked when they saw Team 1 already standing there. "...Huh?" one of them said dumbly. Team 1 didn't mind the reaction. In fact, the stunned faces confirmed it, they had shattered the previous record. Not just broken it, but stomped it into dust. The Akimichi looked at Ren again, this time clearly seeing the scrolls in hand. He sighed, muttered something about "damn kids," and barked at the rest of the Chunin. "What are you all dawdling for? Go inside and get to work!" The Chunin scrambled through the gates, still casting bewildered glances at the three Genin before vanishing inside. Without saying another word, the Akimichi gave Team 1 one last look and flickered away, not even bothering to debrief them. Yugao muttered, "Well, that was helpful. Glad to know wasting our time is standard procedure." Ren and Hitoshi nodded, then moved toward the tower entrance. Inside, they were met with the large central hall of the Forest of Death Tower, with the carved message on the wall: "Heaven and Earth ___Without both, one cannot reach truth." Ren read it once, then glanced at the others. "Alright, let's open the scrolls now." He handed the Earth Scroll to Hitoshi while keeping the Heaven Scroll in his own hand. "Throw it away after opening it," Ren reminded him. The two nodded at each other and opened the scrolls at the same time. In perfect synchronization, they threw them ahead of them. A moment later, Puff! A burst of smoke filled the room, and when it cleared, their Sensei, Utakata, stood before them. Utakata looked at the three of them in silence, then pulled out a silver pocket watch from his robes and checked the time. He raised an eyebrow. "...69 minutes," he said plainly. Before he could continue, Yugao fist-pumped into the air. "YES! We beat the record you guys set! That means we-" She never finished the sentence as Ren clamped his hand over her mouth and whispered, "You idiot. Don't talk about rewards yet. Let him finish first. Otherwise, he'll brush it off." Yugao nodded rapidly, and Ren let go. She turned to face Utakata again, now with an extremely neutral, formal expression. The kind of expression a shinobi uses when a Kage is speaking directly to them. It was so forced and awkward that even Utakata paused for a second. He squinted. "...Okay. Ignoring the weird behavior, let's talk about the performance." He crossed his arms and took a step forward. "You completed the second stage of the Chunin Exams in 69 minutes, shaving nearly five hours off the previous record held by Minato Namikaze's team." Ren allowed a subtle smile to form. Utakata continued. "You successfully located, intercepted, and incapacitated another team without injuries to yourselves or your opponents. Then navigated a hostile terrain in record time while avoiding further conflict." He looked at all three of them in turn. "This level of efficiency isn't just impressive, it's rare." He paused. "...Honestly, it's so rare that I thought you might be exaggerating when I heard about your performance at the gates. But here I am." There was a faint smile on his face now. Utakata looked at the three of them and asked, "So, what made you decide you had to be this quick while completing the second stage?" Ren stepped forward, hands behind his back with a casual smile. "Well, dad told me your team held the record for the fastest completion of the second stage, so I figured... records are meant to be broken, right?" Utakata gave a faint nod, not particularly surprised. Without commenting further, he turned toward the wall and began explaining the Heaven and Earth scrolls and the meaning of the inscription carved there. His voice was flat, clearly uninterested, as if he were just going through the motions. The Genin nodded along, also clearly not invested in the explanation, both sides silently agreeing that this was just procedural nonsense. Finally, Utakata wrapped up the explanation and straightened up. "Well, you've got five days. Rest, train, do whatever you want, but you're not leaving the tower until time's up." He was just about to flicker away when Ren called out, "Sensei, wait!" Utakata paused, turning slightly as he looked back at him. Ren stepped forward, rubbing his hands together with a subtle grin. "So, you see... we did really well. Broke the record, arrived before the proctors even got here. Pretty impressive stuff." Utakata narrowed his eyes. "So?" Yugao blurted out immediately, "We want rewards." Utakata blinked once and slowly turned his gaze to all three of them. The Genin stared back with unwavering, hopeful expressions. Ren nodded sincerely, picking up where Yugao left off. "Yes, sensei. Since we did so well, the village should definitely reward us. It'd be good for morale too, imagine future Genin squads looking up to us, thinking 'If we beat their record, we'll get a reward too!' Real motivation, right?" There was a subtle twitch on Utakata's forehead. "...I'll see what I can do," he said slowly. Then he flickered away without another word. As soon as he was gone, Ren turned toward Yugao with a half-annoyed look. "You shouldn't have mentioned the rewards directly. I could've persuaded him more gently if you'd waited." Yugao shrugged, unapologetic. "I was excited. We broke the Fourth Hokage's record." From the side, Hitoshi asked calmly, "Wouldn't it have been better to ask the Hokage directly? He might've taken the request more seriously." Ren shook his head. "Nah, Sensei has a better chance of persuading him. My dad once told me the Hokage likes Utakata-Sensei a lot, he was always the rational one on their squad. The only one who actually listened to instructions." As a Chunin silently led them down the tower corridor toward their assigned room, Ren continued talking. "Dad said the Fourth was way too innocent back then, he could be tricked by even the simplest things. That didn't really change until after they became chunin. Hokage had a hard time managing their team: Dad was loud and brash, the Fourth was naive and easy to swindle, and their Sensei was, well, Jiraiya." Yugao gave a slow nod. "Yeah, pervy teacher, overly pure student, loudmouth teammate. Makes sense." Hitoshi added, "So Utakata-Sensei was the only sane one?" "Exactly," Ren confirmed. "The Hokage once told dad that without Utakata-Sensei, their team would've been classified as a mobile disaster unit." The three of them chuckled slightly at that, still walking. Meanwhile, the Chunin escorting them didn't say a word. He walked ahead in silence, internally conflicted about whether he should even be hearing these kids casually discussing two of the strongest shinobi in the village's history like they were gossiping about classmates. He decided not to question it. Eventually, they arrived at the room. The Chunin opened the door, gestured them inside, and walked off wordlessly, likely in need of mental detox after the conversation. Team 1 walked in and made themselves comfortable. Five days inside the tower had begun. ~~~ Meanwhile, Utakata had already arrived at the Hokage's office. Hiruzen looked up from a scroll as he sensed his arrival and asked casually, "What happened? You should be free until your squad completes the second stage, right?" Utakata, standing with his usual neutral expression, responded plainly, "Well, they did." Hiruzen paused mid-puff of his pipe. "Huh?" "They've already cleared the second stage," Utakata clarified. Now fully attentive, Hiruzen sat up straighter. "Already? How long did they take?" "Sixty-nine minutes," Utakata answered. The Third Hokage's brows lifted slightly. He gave a low whistle before chuckling, "Hoh... I expected them to be fast, but not that fast." He took a thoughtful puff from his pipe, then added with a nostalgic grin, "Looks like your squad's record has finally been broken." Utakata nodded, a rare small smile appearing on his usually unreadable face. "I'm not really sad about it. If anyone had to break it, I'm glad it was them." Hiruzen laughed, "Haha, I know that feeling. It's a strange sort of pride, isn't it?" Letting the mood settle, Utakata then brought up the other matter. "There's something else. After they reached the tower, they requested a reward for breaking the record." He paused before adding, "And I believe we should give them one." Hiruzen looked curious, but didn't interrupt. "They phrased it like it would be good motivation for future generations," Utakata continued, "and to be honest, they're not wrong. Having real records with tangible rewards tied to them might actually increase performance during these exams. Most shinobi work best with clear incentives." Hiruzen nodded slowly, exhaling a puff of smoke. "That's a fair point, and if they performed well enough to arrive even before the proctors, it's worth acknowledging." He waved his hand dismissively. "You know them best. Pick something appropriate." "I was thinking," Utakata said, "we can give them the S-rank techniques now instead of later. That was going to be their final reward anyway. Then, once the exams are over and they pass, I'll handle something additional on my own." The Hokage gave a satisfied nod. "That sounds reasonable. Just make sure the rewards stay within acceptable limits. No handing out forbidden techniques without clearance." Utakata nodded. "Of course." With that, he flickered away, leaving Hiruzen alone once again in the quiet room, smoke gently curling upward as the old Hokage muttered to himself: "Sixty-nine minutes... huh. I wonder if even Minato saw this coming." ~~~ On the same day that Team 1 reached the tower, another person arrived, Itachi Uchiha. The proctors were stunned for the second time in a single day. First, the record set by their previous Hokage had been broken, and now it had been broken twice on the same day. The forest hadn't even had a full day to become dangerous. When Team 1 met with Itachi, both parties exchanged casual greetings and shared stories about their journeys through the Forest of Death. Unsurprisingly, Itachi's path had been just as efficient, if not quieter, than theirs. They sat together for a while, talking in low tones as the proctors watched from the shadows, still muttering about the bizarre turn of events. An hour later, another team finally arrived, Kurotsuchi's squad from the Hidden Stone. This was the third team to arrive on the first day. The proctors were visibly flustered. Three arrivals on the first day alone was unheard of. Thankfully for their pride, the record still belonged to Konoha, the foreign team had only come in third. When Kurotsuchi found out that not one but two teams had already made it before hers, and that one of them was a solo participant, she couldn't help but glance over at the others. Her gaze landed on Ren, but he didn't bother looking back. He simply continued his conversation with Yugao and Hitoshi as if unaware. The next five days passed without any more surprises. A single team from Sunagakure arrived on the third day, their condition a little ragged, but intact. That brought the total number of qualified participants to ten: three full squads (Leaf, Stone, and Sand) and Itachi Uchiha, standing solo. When Ren learned about the final count, he briefly wondered if it was too few. But then he remembered: in the original timeline, there were 21 participants, and they had to introduce a preliminary round just to cut the number down, something that hadn't happened for five years prior. That meant the standard number of final-stage participants was usually much smaller, somewhere around 8 to 10. So with ten confirmed, it made sense. There would likely be five one-on-one matches in the first round of the third stage. Once the fifth day ended, the proctors closed the tower's gate, officially ending the second stage of the Chunin Exams. For many, their dreams of promotion ended there. The proctors then led the ten Genin to the main auditorium inside the tower. A raised platform had been set up at the far end, clearly reserved for the Hokage. The ten of them stood in a straight line, facing forward, waiting for the final stage announcement. Before the Hokage appeared, four men arrived, the jonin instructors of the remaining teams: Utakata from Leaf, Kitsuchi from Stone, and a sand village jonin Ren didn't recognize. The last to enter was Fugaku Uchiha. Ren noticed that Fugaku wasn't even glancing at Itachi. Instead, his sharp eyes were trained directly on him. Kitsuchi and the sand jonin were doing the same, their attention on Team 1. Ren raised an eyebrow slightly. 'Looks like word's gotten around that we broke the record.' Then, without warning, there was a soft flicker of chakra. The air shifted. On the center stage, surrounded by a few high-ranking proctors, stood the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. Calm. Composed. Regal in his robes and hat, the symbol of fire resting proudly on his brow. The auditorium fell completely silent as they waited for the third to begin. ~~~~~ {The arc might be going a bit fast but I don't think it's good to waste time on unnecessary things so I'm keeping them mostly short.} {If you wanna read a standoff between Onoki and Hiruzen you can join my Pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / / Z e e n o n } {You can just search for my name too, it's the one with tom's pic (from tom and Jerry)} {You know what else to do.} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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