Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition)

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Chapter 164 - Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Once out of the basement, Ren initially thought of cooking something himself, but then changed his mind. It would be better to just go out and eat. This time, however, his destination wouldn't be Ichiraku Ramen. Instead, he headed toward Yakiniku Q. There were two reasons. First, he had only been to the place once with his dad and never again after that. Second, he had seen a poster on the streets of Konoha that mentioned an eating competition being held there. It sounded like a good way to unwind after the grueling schedule he had followed for the past three months. Once the plan was decided, he didn't waste any time and marched straight to Yakiniku Q. The place was bustling with people. It looked like there might be some kind of reward for winning the competition, though Ren didn't know the exact details. Not that it mattered he was here to eat, and that's what he was going to do. Inside, a waiter approached him and asked, "Are you here to participate in the competition? If so, it's better if you sit this round out." Ren raised a brow. "Why so?" The waiter replied, "In this round, the boss is participating, and a few other members of the Akimichi clan are competing too. That's why not many people are signing up since the odds aren't great. But because of that, the rewards have been increased, so you can try your luck." Ren glanced ahead and saw tables being set up for the competition. At the center seat sat none other than Choza Akimichi, the head of the Akimichi clan, ready to demolish everything in front of him. Around him were a few more Akimichi members. Even with just six of them, the entire table already looked full. Ren's eyes lit up in excitement. "Alright! Let's go. I'll take your boss down in this round." The waiter blinked, stunned at Ren's words. And since Ren didn't bother to lower his voice, a number of people in the restaurant heard him. The whole place quieted until a hearty laugh echoed from the table. "HAHAHAHA! We've got a little challenger!" Choza bellowed with amusement. "Jin! Let him come! It's rare to get participants like this." The waiter, Jin, quickly led Ren to the main table. Ren took a seat right next to Choza, grinning at the large man. "You're strong, big man," he said immediately. Even though Choza's level was displayed as 79, the man made Ren's senses tingle. That meant he was strong, likely far stronger than what the number alone implied. Choza laughed again and patted Ren's small frame. "And so are you, little man." He could feel the pressure Ren gave off and it wasn't ordinary. Choza had a vague guess about who the boy was just from the blue hair. He figured he'd need to talk to a his smart friend soon. Shortly after, the competition was announced, and the feast began. ~ A little distance away, two men were standing among the crowd, watching the face-off between the Akimichi clan leader and the small boy. One of them had spiky black hair shaped like a pineapple; the other had light blond hair tied in a ponytail. Inoichi spoke first, eyes fixed on Ren as he devoured meat. "I don't think I can contend with him any longer and, he gives off an even more dangerous feeling than Choza." Shikaku gave a lazy "hmm" in response before adding, "Yoru gave his word that the boy would reach S-rank within the year. It's not impossible you're feeling threatened. He could already be at the limit of jonin level." Inoichi's eyes narrowed slightly as he watched Ren's small frame tear through trays of grilled meat like it was nothing. 'An eleven-year-old S-ranker?' As if reading his thoughts, Shikaku continued, "Whenever the village is in danger, the Senju blood shall save it. That old saying isn't just a saying. It's the truth, Inoichi." He continued, his voice steady and low. "The village can't survive without either of the founding clans. Both are needed to maintain the balance. The Uchiha give the sword to the village and the Senju give the wielder. One cannot function without the other. It was important that this boy gained strength or both the Senju and the Uchiha would've truly been finished." Inoichi glanced at him. "Isn't Lady Tsunade also great? Why is the boy needed so necessarily?" Shikaku yawned. "Lady Tsunade is strong, yes. But not in the way people think. Anyone in her situation might not have had the courage to remain standing at all so maybe I'm wrong, and she is strong. But she wouldn't be enough to tame the sword that is, the Uchiha." Inoichi sighed. There were parts of Shikaku's words that he didn't quite understand. But he knew better than to dismiss them. Even the Hokage wouldn't want to ignore the words of this man, that was how serious Shikaku's assessments were. Shikaku ignored his friend's sigh and continued with a more serious tone, "Choza is likely aware of Ren's strength too. I'll ask him to write a recommendation letter for Ren's jonin promotion. You do the same. I've already spoken to most of the other clan leaders and except for the Inuzuka clan, every other clan has agreed to support it." Inoichi was mildly surprised. "You mean, the Aburame aren't supporting the Hyuga anymore?" That was surprising. Since the founding of the village, the Hyuga, Inuzuka, and Aburame clans had almost always worked together. To hear that the Aburame had backed off was unexpected. Shikaku replied, "Their alliance status is still unclear, but at least the Aburame won't be opposing Ren's promotion. That leaves only the Hyuga, Inuzuka and Shimura and the Holy Trinity. They can be overwhelmed easily, now that the rest of the clans are on board." Inoichi sighed again. "Who would've thought a jonin promotion would involve so many clan leaders?" Shikaku didn't respond immediately. He just turned to leave. But as he walked away, he called back one last reminder. "Make sure you write the recommendation letter in the name of Ren Senju." ~~~ It was evening by the time the competition finally ended, and as expected, Choza Akimichi emerged as the winner. But no one belittled the young participant who had dared to challenge him. After all, Ren had managed to defeat five Akimichi clan members and even contend with the head of the clan himself. That alone was enough to earn the respect of everyone present, it was a tale worth telling on its own. Now walking through the streets of Konoha, Ren held a coupon in his hand the official reward for coming in second place. It granted him free dining for ten years, usable five times a year for a maximum of four people per use. He wasn't short on money by any means, but free stuff, especially free food, it was always welcome. Smiling to himself, he carefully tucked the coupon into the important section of his storage belt, where he kept a few important items. A photo with his father from his first day at the academy. The team 1 formation photo A few compact, tightly-sealed scrolls and that was it. Everything else even more important was kept in the safest place possible, his mind. Once he returned home, Ren made one more clone, this time with 99% of his chakra, since his reserves had fully recovered. He left it to train while he quietly headed to his room. As he lay down, a light sigh escaped him. This would be his first proper sleep in his own bed after such a long, exhausting stretch of training and combat. He sank into the mattress, pulled the blanket over himself, and within moments, sleep claimed him. ~~~ The next day arrived earlier than Ren would've liked. It felt like he had just pulled the blanket over himself when, somehow, morning had already come. Still, he didn't complain. He got up without delay, created a clone with 99% of his chakra, and headed out to train. By the time he reached the village gate, the morning was still fresh. The guards on duty greeted him casually one of them was even accepting money from another one, looking a little too excited. Ren was confused by the scene but didn't think too much about it as Rendo was the weird one. He had been training early mornings at the gate for years now and had gotten to know almost all the gate guards, at least the ones on the morning shifts. The rotations happened yearly and shift changed twice a day, two guards for the morning, two for the night. Only a few antisocial ones remained unfamiliar to him, but that never bothered him. He stretched his body out and activated his training seal, setting it to nearly 1000 kilograms of weighted pressure, and then began his daily run, scaling the village walls. Along the way, he ran into Might Guy, who greeted him with the usual bright grin and a firm thumbs-up. Ren returned it with the same wide grin and thumbs-up which was their established routine and the one they hadn't shared in nearly three months. His morning run lasted around three hours, as always. When it was over, he returned home for a bath and food, created another full-chakra clone, and went out again for more physical training. During this second round, he realized something interesting, when his chakra was nearly depleted, the physical strain on his body increased significantly and that was a good thing. It made him decide that from now on, he would always deplete his chakra before beginning physical training. It wasn't considered safe with near-zero chakra and an already fatigued body, most shinobi would be vulnerable to ambush but Ren didn't see a problem. He didn't truly get tired, his clones could instantly replenish his chakra, and his perfected Hyperfocus made sneak attacks nearly impossible. With all that combined, it was a viable and highly effective training method for him. After another three hours, he returned home for food again. He was just about to create another clone when an ANBU agent appeared at his house. "Ren Takahashi, you are being summoned by the Hokage." The ANBU didn't waste a second and flickered away instantly. As Ren heard this he paused briefly to think, 'Hmm, looks like they're ready for my Jonin promotion. Good. At least they're not dragging it out. If some pointless delay happened, I'd be bothered, and nobody would like that.' He shrugged and continued toward the Hokage building. On the way, he passed the same ANBU who had summoned him. Ren clicked his tongue. "Man, you need to train more. Even with a head start and a Body Flicker, I already passed you. If I were the enemy, you'd be dead." The ANBU was left blinking behind him as Ren picked up speed, vanishing ahead. When he arrived at the Hokage building, Ren's eyes casually scanned the sealing patterns around it. He noticed more of them than before, more complex, denser layers and for a moment, his fingers twitched at the thought of tearing them down. Then, without turning, he said aloud, "I'm really not planning on destroying the seals, Sensei. Believe me." Behind him stood Utakata, mouth slightly open, as if he'd been just about to say the same thing. Utakata stared at him, then said in his usual flat tone, "Like I'd even believe that claim." Ren grinned and turned. "That's pure slander, Sensei. If someone heard you, they'd think I'm a war criminal." Utakata raised an eyebrow. "You were planning to destroy the seals on the Hokage Tower. I think that qualifies as a war crime." Ren kept up the denial, completely unfazed. "Sensei, that's character defamation. I can sue you for this. Commander, you heard that, right? Be my witness." He looked over his shoulder and spoke to one of the shadows surrounding the building. Utakata narrowed his eyes and tried to locate Yoru, but couldn't pinpoint him. A voice came from the shadows, "Stop wasting time. The council has already gathered and don't cause too much chaos." Ren walked into the building, casually calling back, "Boss-man, you know I love messing with people who are too stiff and if the whole damn council's gathered, then chaos is bound to happen." Utakata sighed. He was used to this by now. Still, a small smile pulled at the corner of his lips as he watched Ren's small figure walk ahead. He could feel it. Ren had already surpassed him in strength. That realization, far from wounding his pride, filled him with quiet pride. 'Grow up to be the strongest,' he thought, 'just like you dream of.' ~~~~~ {A light Chapter after so many info dumps, also, a really fun scene would be coming in the next Chapters.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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