Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4)

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Chapter 84 - Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Following the Land of Iron mission, Utakata had allowed the members of Team 1 a month of free training, citing that he had to take a mission assigned to him and would not be available for a while. Due to this, Team 1 was free to train however they wanted for a month, but it wasn't really "whatever they wanted" for Yugao and Hitoshi. Yugao had to study the scroll that Juichi gave her. Ren had tried to peek at the scroll multiple times, but Yugao never allowed it, so he just shrugged and left it alone. Hitoshi would also be training with his clan elders, so he too wasn't free to train what he wanted. Since Ren wasn't given any specific training, he was the only one truly free. However, he also had many things to practice, so what he did was enter the Forest of Death. The Forest of Death itself was also divided in two parts: one where the Chunin Exams took place, a relatively safer area, and the other, the restricted area, where no one was allowed to enter without permission. Entering the restricted area wasn't much difficult for Ren. He was able to use Observe to figure out the location of the ANBU tasked with guarding the area and avoided them to directly enter the area. There was a Fuinjutsu barrier guarding the perimeter; however, after a little work, he was able to disrupt it just enough that his entry was possible. If there was someone who could still sense that someone had broken into the area, it would just be the Hokage. But Ren believed that he could find ways to make the old man drop the matter, if it ever even came up. ~~~ It was a day as peaceful as any in the village hidden in the leaves, with shinobi jumping across the rooftops on their way to collect or carry out missions involving manslaughter, arson, robbery, or anything else that happened to fall within the honorable scope of their job. Hiruzen Sarutobi sat in his office, grumbling about paperwork but still continuing to push through it. He read a report about there being unusual sounds in the restricted section of the Forest of Death, but without another thought, he burned it and moved onto the next. As he continued going through each report, he suddenly paused and looked to the side. Then, without a word, he vanished from his chair. A few kilometers away from his office, he appeared in a jungle thick with trees, where the canopy above was so dense it blocked out nearly all sunlight, making it look like nighttime. However, such things were hardly a challenge for a man of his caliber. Silently, he made his way deeper into the forest and stopped when he found the one he came for. Before him was the small back of a boy with light blue hair. The boy was oozing bloodlust so thick that it would make most shinobi run in the opposite direction. But to Hiruzen, such killing intent was like a soft breeze in spring. He watched the boy for a moment. The boy hadn't noticed yet that a predator stood behind him. Once Hiruzen made his decision, he stepped forward and spoke. "Hoho, I believe that is enough for now. You aren't yet ready for what's beyond this." When the voice reached Ren's ears, he reacted instantly, jumping up and spinning with a kick. But his leg was caught with ease, and before he could blink, he was flung across the clearing like a rag doll. Ren groaned, rolling across the leaf-covered ground and coming to a crouch, now facing the intruder. When his eyes landed on the one who had thrown him, he saw none other than the Third Hokage himself, looking at him with a faint, amused smile. Ren stared for a second. Hiruzen did the same. Then, without a word, Ren launched himself forward. He rushed with a basic Taijutsu combination of low sweep, straight jab, then a feint to an elbow strike. Hiruzen moved only his arms and legs, blocking each move like he was swatting a fly. The third's stance never even shifted, and his breathing remained calm. Ren pivoted back and charged again, this time mixing his movement with chakra-enhanced feints. A stomp to distract, a side step to flank, and a fake knee to lead into a hook. Hiruzen calmly leaned aside and tapped Ren's leg with his hand, disrupting his footing just slightly before hopping back. "You rely too much on raw speed making it predictable," Hiruzen said, gently. Ren flipped back, narrowed his eyes, and activated the seal on his forehead. The moment he did, a thin glow flickered just beneath his skin. [Gate of Opening] Ren's muscles tensed and expanded, but there was no visible strain, no twitch of imbalance. His chakra flowed in tight control, and his breathing was eerily calm for someone using the Eight Gates. He moved instantly, much faster than before, but Hiruzen still read the motion. Hiruzen dodged each strike with short, economic movements. Occasionally, he'd shift his head by centimeters, or block with just two fingers. "Better. But you're rushing your weight transfer. That punch should've come from your hip, not your shoulder." Ren grunted, immediately changing his technique mid-assault. "And that uppercut, good power, but no follow-up to pressure me." He corrected again, adjusting his rhythm as he attacked, absorbing every word. Even so, Hiruzen parried a hook with his palm and then pushed Ren back with a single palm strike to the chest. "Impressive control," Hiruzen commented, pushing Ren back with a flick of his hand. "You stabilized the blood pressure in your brain. That seal on your forehead, it keeps your mind from fogging when you open the gate, doesn't it?" Ren didn't answer. He was already back on the offensive, chaining together faster, tighter strikes. He darted in again, aiming three precise palm thrusts at Hiruzen's chest, throat, and ribs. Hiruzen flicked his wrist and sent Ren spiraling again with a twist of momentum. "Still, you'll have to do more than that to surprise me." Ren flipped midair and landed in a crouch, breathing heavily. And Hiruzen? The Third stood there without a scratch, still smiling like this was just an afternoon walk. "Come, Ren," he said, calmly. "Show me the next step." Without a word, Ren closed the First Gate. The moment the seal on his forehead dimmed, he felt the tension in his muscles ease, his chakra flow stabilizing as it returned under his full control. His breathing slowed, but the sharpness in his eyes remained. He dashed forward once again, but this time, just before striking, he created a shadow clone. The clone immediately propelled him upward with a focused palm strike to his back. As Ren soared above the clearing, the clone engaged Hiruzen with rapid taijutsu strikes, mimicking the same techniques Ren had used earlier. Hiruzen, still calm, dispatched the clone with a swift palm to the chest, making it vanish in a puff of smoke. But by then, Ren had already begun his next move. As he descended from above, he twisted his body mid-air and brought his fist crashing down, chakra condensing into his arm. [Chakra-Enhanced Impact: Hollow Smash] This was one of the many techniques mentioned in the Chakra Enhanced technique scroll. The force of the blow shattered the ground below Hiruzen, roots burst apart, and stone cracked violently. A huge crater formed, and smoke and dust enveloped the entire area. To any outside observer, it would seem like a reckless, brute-force technique meant for sheer destruction. But Hiruzen didn't move from his position. When the dust cleared, he stood perfectly still atop an earth platform he had created mid-explosion to elevate himself out of range. He looked around once and narrowed his eyes. "Hmm, clever." Without turning, he flicked a small wind bullet from his mouth into the far-left side of the crater. A chakra thread embedded in the broken rocks snapped instantly. The earth under him shifted subtly as a dozen kunai loaded with explosive tags launched upward from a hidden crevice, created during the impact. With barely a motion, Hiruzen raised two fingers. [Earth Style: Mud Wall.] A dense slab of earth erupted from the ground and intercepted the kunai mid-air. They exploded against the wall with a muffled blast. This was the trap Ren had created in case a beast pushed him to a corner, but instead of an animal beast it was used on a human beast. "Not bad," Hiruzen said as he stepped down from the wall, brushing dust from his robe. "But your setup took too long. In a real fight, I would have moved the moment I saw the initial impact. Try layering the explosive tags into your initial strike's recoil zone instead. That would reduce detection and add pressure." Ren nodded and rushed again, chakra flaring around his fists. This time, each strike had more precision, less brute strength, more intent. He twisted his foot to feint left and delivered a hook that forced Hiruzen to block. But the moment his hand met the hand, Ren used his other arm to jab into the ground. [Chakra-Enhanced Pulse.] The earth cracked beneath Hiruzen's feet, not from an attack, but to disturb his footing. Still, Hiruzen leapt back without breaking rhythm. "You're starting to use your surroundings. That's good." Ren skidded back, his hands already flying into signs. [Wind Style: Gale Claw!] Blades of wind in a claw-shape flew toward Hiruzen, their edge sharp enough to slice through trees. Hiruzen raised a single hand. [Fire Style: Ember Palm.] A small burst of flame laced with chakra collided with the wind claw, disrupting the current midair and dispersing the jutsu without even igniting the surroundings. Ren's hands blurred again. [Wind Style: Cyclone Pierce!] A concentrated spiraling wind bullet shot toward him, its path unpredictable due to sudden erratic shifts in air pressure. Hiruzen didn't use any jutsu this time. He simply stepped left and let the technique shoot past him. "That one was A-rank. If you're going to burn that much chakra, make sure your target has fewer movement options first." Ren didn't stop. He slid into another stance. [Wind Style: Crescent Barrage!] Three wide-arc wind slashes came from three different directions. Hiruzen moved quickly this time, both hands forming a short sequence. [Water Style: Ripple Dome.] A film of water burst upward, surrounding him in a spinning barrier. The wind blades met it and split around it harmlessly, the chakra dispersion caused by the spinning water neutralizing the cutting edge of the wind. Ren's eyes narrowed. 'So that's how he breaks them, water against sharp dispersion, fire for current disruption, and minimal evasion when the output is inefficient.' he thought. 'I'm throwing power, but he's countering with balance. Every jutsu, every movement, optimized. Damn! The old man's fighting with more efficiency than I've ever seen.' Hiruzen gave him a nod, as though hearing the thought. "Your chakra control is excellent, and your jutsu execution speed is far above genin level. But don't forget: it's not always about how strong your technique is, it's about how you apply it when it matters most." Ren exhaled slowly, his muscles relaxed but his heart raced. He knew Hiruzen hadn't even tried yet. Ren thought for a moment, then dashed forward once again with renewed focus, chakra gathering in his limbs. Hiruzen watched calmly as he intercepted yet another chakra-enhanced strike, allowing it to crash into the ground nearby, splintering it apart. 'Hmm, excellent for his age,' Hiruzen mused, deflecting Ren's blow with practiced ease. 'But would that be it?' Ren suddenly jumped back and began forming clones again. This time, he created several low-chakra Earth Clones, E-rank level, fragile enough to crumble on impact. They scattered around Hiruzen, some rushing forward clumsily, drawing attention. Meanwhile, a single shadow clone formed near Hiruzen, launching another feinting assault, forcing him to stay mobile. Hiruzen easily evaded a clone's kick and parried another's half-hearted strike with a flick of his hand, raising a brow, 'Testing the reaction, is he?' At that moment, Ren stood silently atop a tall tree just above Hiruzen. His palm turned outward as he slowly formed a glowing orb of chakra and made the Rasengan, but he didn't stop there. His fingers twitched slightly as thin threads of wind chakra layered over the sphere. The Rasengan began to hiss, its edges blurring into a buzz of slicing wind. It spun faster, its form starting to stretch and distort. Up until now, Ren had never been able to fully throw the Rasenshuriken. Like Naruto once experienced, the unstable form would always collapse mid-air or damage the user. But since learning chakra-enhanced strength and improving his chakra control, he had found a solution. He still couldn't "throw" it like a shuriken, but he could toss it with enough control that it wouldn't collapse. On the ground, Hiruzen, who was still toying with the clones, suddenly paused. Below, Hiruzen's eyes widened. 'Did he?' In that instant, the clones surrounding him dissolved as Hiruzen released a quick pulse of chakra, breaking them down into dust. His body moved on instinct, flickering from his position with a blur of speed. At that exact moment, Ren let go. The Rasenshuriken spun violently as it was tossed downward, tearing through the air with a sound like dozens of high-pitched blades slicing in unison. Ren's arm snapped back from the weight of the shuriken, but atleast it held the shape. The spinning sphere of chakra plummeted directly onto the space where Hiruzen had just been. A split-second of eerie silence followed then, BOOM!! ~~~~~ {Not saying anything for now, you gotta wait for the next Chapter.} {Also, the poll ends now. Alternate days option won so that's what we'll do. So, no Chapter tomorrow, I hope you guys go mad waiting for the Chapter and then just give me all the stones.} {Anyway, you know what else to do} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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