Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius

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Chapter 160 - When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius 'First off, my speed is too slow.' That was the first thought that came to Ren's mind. Even though the Flying Thunder God was the fastest jutsu known in the world, he wasn't referring to the speed of the technique itself, he was talking about the activation time. Right now, he had to locate the seal, create the spatial pathway, and only after that could he actually teleport. The entire process of locating the seal and forming the spatial conduit took about a second or a bit more. That kind of delay wasn't acceptable in a real combat situation Although he wasn't planning to reveal his use of Flying Thunder God unless absolutely necessary, he still wanted it to be combat-ready. In its current state, it wasn't. That brought him to the second problem. This version of the jutsu wasn't feasible for battle. If there ever came a time when he was forced to use Flying Thunder God, that would mean his chakra was already low and his condition would be bad. And in that state, if he had to spend that much chakra just to escape, he simply couldn't. 'I either need to find Minato's version of the FTG or improve it on my own,' he thought. 'The base concept would be the same, but I have to do something to eliminate the two biggest drawbacks, activation time and chakra cost.' He paused, narrowing his eyes. 'I'll check with Utakata-Sensei first. He and Dad were Minato's teammates, so there's a chance he knows something about it. Even a small piece of information could help. If not, I'll just keep using clones to think and think until I figure out a feasible solution.' With his plan set, he shifted focus to the jutsu itself. 'Hmm, that higher intelligence bastard cursed me out a bit,' Ren thought to himself, 'but he was right, I really shouldn't have hoarded those chakra control points. It's literally the foundation of every jutsu in the shinobi world.' Flying Thunder God had required way more chakra control than he had expected. Though he had been able to create the chakra tube and hold space particles inside it, to form what he now mentally called a "space pipe" he hadn't actually felt what happened inside that tunnel, or how the teleportation took place. Still, he made an educated guess, 'If I had to describe it, it'd be something like a transit channel. A sealed space pathway used for teleportation. And the reason I was thrown out the other end so fast was because the space particles rejected my presence since I am not a space particle, they pushed me out of their structure.' He frowned. 'No, that makes it sound like they were ejecting me like I'm some kind of virus.' He shook his head, correcting his own interpretation. 'It's more like, the tube only allows one-way passage. That's why I was sent from point A to point B so quickly. The structure of the conduit, is a compressed space so the only way I could travel was by using those space particles which boosted my travel speed to the level of teleportation.' Still, that was all speculation. He couldn't truly understand what happened inside the conduit unless he became more proficient in the jutsu or tested it on someone else. He stood up and created a clone, giving it 90% of his remaining chakra. That should be enough for two teleportations. Then he handed it one of the completed seals. There was another problem too. The seal platform. The current seal was drawn on standard Fuinjutsu paper, but it couldn't hold up during teleportation. Every time he used the jutsu, the seal would get ripped apart by the force of the technique. He needed to find a better material, or a way to embed the seal more permanently. While that thought remained in the back of his mind, the clone got ready to use the jutsu. A moment later. Poof. Ren dropped to his knees with a jolt of pain, eyes wide and hand clutching his chest. Without thinking, he activated a healing jutsu, though there was no actual injury. The pain wasn't physical. It came from the feedback of what the clone had experienced. Shaky breaths left his lungs as he steadied himself on the floor, sweat clinging to his back. "As I thought... clones can't survive inside the spatial conduit," he muttered. The feedback had confirmed it, the clone was compressed until it exploded inside the teleportation tube. The pressure had crushed it almost instantly. 'It seems only actual physical bodies with real flesh can enter the tube and survive.' And that lined up perfectly with what the higher-intelligence Ren had predicted earlier. That was also the reason why he hadn't tested the jutsu using clones. Not only would it waste precious time if the clone failed, but he also had absolute confidence in his process. Still, Ren had wanted to test it just once, just to be sure. Now he had an answer, and a head splitting pain. The clone hadn't even made it fully through. As soon as it entered the spatial tube, an unimaginable pressure crushed it from all directions, and it detonated like a balloon under vacuum pressure. 'Only a true physical body can withstand that force. That tube must naturally reject anything that is not completely solid, even though the shadow clone is solid, it doesn't have enough flesh which could resist the pressure.' His chakra was completely drained now. Even if he wanted to continue testing or refining the technique, there was nothing left to work with. His body was sore, his head was heavy, and the aftershock of the clone's destruction still echoed through his nerves. So Ren did the only reasonable thing. He laid down on the basement floor, arms spread out, letting the cool surface numb his skin. "I'll fix all of it later." he mumbled. Then, without another thought, he closed his eyes and fell asleep, resting both his chakra and his brain. ~~~ He didn't know how long he had been asleep, but the exact time didn't matter. What mattered was that his mind was clearer now. It felt like the intense mental activity from earlier had left behind a residue, something that had settled in slowly as he slept. His thoughts now flowed more like the ones he had while the intelligence boost was active. Not quite as fast, not quite as sharp, but still more refined than usual. That higher level of thinking had left a mark, and he could feel himself processing things differently, bit by bit. He sat up slowly in the basement, still feeling a little drained, but functional. As he started going over the FTG experiment again, a few things clicked into place, thoughts that had begun forming before sleep but only fully took shape now. 'The reason only a physical body can move through the space tube is probably because of the kind of pressure inside it,' he thought. 'That compressed space is so dense and high-pressure that only a real body, with its own internal durability and a continuous source of vitality, can endure it.' He remembered how the clone had tried the same thing and instantly burst apart. That wasn't surprising anymore. It matched what he knew about clones, one strong impact, one serious disruption to the form, and they vanish. The tube wasn't something that damaged the clone like a punch or a blast, it just applied overwhelming, consistent force. Constant compression from all directions, a pressure that didn't break bones or rupture organs but instead broke the very idea of "existence" in that space. It made him frown. 'The clones have the same physical stats as me, but that wasn't enough. Why?' He thought for a few more seconds, then answered himself. 'The only real difference is that I have something they don't. A steady supply of vitality. Chakra that constantly refreshes my body. Even if my muscles strain or break, the energy running through them patches things back together before collapse. The clone doesn't have that kind of buffer, it only has what it started with. Once that's pushed past, it's over.' He leaned his back against the wall, sighing slightly. It was logical. The clones mimic the body's strength and even its jutsu, but they don't share its biology. They don't regenerate. They don't have real organs or a blood system. They're stable enough for combat, but not enough for a space-based pressure system that threatens to crush the user down to atoms. That kind of stress required more than just good stats. Still, something didn't quite sit right with him. He narrowed his eyes. 'But the clones now have the restoration skill,' he reminded himself. 'That should've helped.' The restoration skill was meant to regenerate the chakra of the clone and chakra was the power source for all techniques and stamina. If a clone could regenerate its chakra, shouldn't it also be able to restore its physical stability, even in compressed space? 'Unless' he paused, then considered another possibility. 'Unless the space inside that tube doesn't have chakra at all, like a vacuum? Or maybe it disrupts the chakra network so completely that restoration isn't possible once inside. That might be why I didn't feel that pressure the same way, it only targeted what couldn't sustain itself in that space.' But then, how was he able to survive and continue inside it? That thought hovered in his mind for a while as he stared at the ceiling. He didn't try to answer it now. He'd reached the limit of what he could figure out at this level of clarity. But he wasn't worried. Answers like that would come naturally over time, once he kept practicing and getting more used to the way FTG actually worked. He'd already taken the first major step, and the fine-tuning could wait. For now, there was one more thing that needed attention. The timer. He pulled up the floating interface and checked the countdown for the intelligence boost. [02:51] Still the same. It hadn't gone down while he slept, that was good as the system kept its promise, as long as his base intelligence stayed at 79, the boost wouldn't decay over time. It was an active tool, not a passive buff and now that his mind had adjusted to the side effects of being at 99 intelligence for seven straight minutes, something else was happening inside him. He could feel it. That high-level thinking he experienced earlier hadn't vanished after the boost wore off. It had just slowed down. The thoughts he'd formed were still there, buried in his brain, and as he revisited them, they started making more sense. Not instantly or cleanly. But they were still coming to him slowly. That was why he could now think more clearly than before. That was why even without the boost, he was making connections faster. There was a kind of "lingering momentum" in his thought process that hadn't existed before. His brain, exposed to a higher cognitive level, was now pushing itself to catch up. He felt like his base intelligence might cross the 80-point threshold soon, purely from this indirect training effect. 'It's like my brain's trying to replicate what it experienced earlier,' he thought. And that made sense too. His chakra system had long adapted to pressure, weight, heat, and damage. It had adapted to training. So why not his brain? The mind was made of chakra as well, especially for a shinobi like him, who used it to fight, plan, and learn too much stuff. As he leaned forward, resting his elbows on his knees, he let the thoughts drift for a while. This was the kind of analysis that his lower-intelligence self could never do. That version of him would've hoarded chakra control points out of caution or some vague plan to use them for yin release experiments later. And that had nearly slowed everything down. Now, he was starting to see things clearly. Chakra control really was the foundation of everything. Even Flying Thunder God, one of the most powerful techniques in the world, came down to extremely refined chakra work. Without that, it wouldn't even be possible to hold space particles inside a shaped chakra tube. He'd never actually expected the FTG to work that way. But now that it had, he understood that everything about the jutsu, every function of it relied on tight control and deep understanding of both chakra and space. And the tube, he still needed a proper name for it. Calling it a "tube of chakra that holds compressed space" wasn't exactly helpful. But he'd worry about that later. For now, he just called it the space tunnel. Simple enough to work with. His eyes drifted to the scattered papers and half-used seal tags on the floor. He'd need to figure out something else for marking. Fuinjutsu paper wasn't good enough, the seal was torn apart each time he teleported. If the seal got destroyed with every use, it couldn't function as a reliable anchor. There was a huge risk of the seal braking midway and him getting stuck in the space tube. He might need a metal surface or specialized reinforced parchment. Something more durable which is capable of withstanding space compression bursts like Minato's three pronged kunai. 'I need to talk with Dad or Utakata-Sensei about this, I really hope they have that kunai.' He thought. But all of that could come later. Right now, he needed to fully use the timer before his Intelligence involuntarily broke through to 80 points, that would mean wasting almost 3 minutes of highest level of intelligence possible and if he really did that he might curse himself to death. ~~~~~ {Please note that this is a very basic and rudimentary form of Flying Thunder God Jutsu which he developed from scratch. Yes, this is entirely new version of it, though I wrote him thinking that this must be Tobirama's version, I will tell you now that it is not. Though the seal is not his own, the rest is his own version, Ren Takahashi's version and I plan to develop it further in the future.} {Now then, tell me what you thought about it. As you know, I don't give full info dumps about new things at one time, I like to develop them slowly, taking time to explain stuff, so more details would eventually follow as he continued to perfect it, but tell me what you thought of stuff till now.} {Also, there are still 3 minutes left, wonder what new stuff we would see.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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