Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child

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Chapter 85 - Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child {I KNOW, so I kindly request you all to shut up. I'll clear things out tomorrow, YES tomorrow too. SHUSH} {Alt title: Ren Takahashi vs. The Entire Forest Biome} The Rasenshuriken hit the jungle floor and detonated with a deep, rushing sound, like a sudden burst of wind tearing through the trees. The ground shook violently as the compressed chakra released all at once, sending dirt, leaves, and splinters in every direction. Nearby trees snapped and collapsed, some cut clean through, others torn apart as if shredded by invisible blades. A wide, circular patch of forest was flattened instantly. The grass was stripped away, and the soil dug out in deep spiraling grooves. For a moment, the jungle fell completely silent, the air thick with dust and the sharp tinge of chakra residue. Then came the groaning creak of half-snapped trunks tipping over, followed by the soft patter of leaves and debris falling from the sky like rain after a storm. In the center of it all was a scorched clearing, smooth-edged and perfectly round, undeniable evidence of just how precise and devastating the jutsu had been. Ren stood atop a high branch, steadying himself. The second everything returned to normal, he grabbed his right arm, wincing. Even without looking, he could tell it was broken. He quickly began working on it, channeling chakra into his palm and activating the Mystical Palm Technique to fix the fractures. 'It's not as bad as Naruto's injury, but the entire arm still gave out due to how dense the chakra was,' Ren thought, hissing as he aligned the bone. 'How the hell did that guy throw one of these overhead with one hand? Either he's not human, or I really need to bulk up.' As he finished healing, he looked down again. The ground was already changing. Hiruzen was calmly moving through the decimated clearing, forming seals with one hand, reshaping the land, flattening earth, replanting broken roots, and manipulating the ground to repair the structural damage. Ren squinted and finally noticed something else. There were thin seals glowing faintly in the air. 'That's a barrier,' he realized. 'A full Fuinjutsu array cast over the whole zone, and I didn't even notice when he set it up.' He clicked his tongue. 'So not only did he dodge the Rasenshuriken, but he also had time to place a suppressing seal to block out the sound and chakra signature from leaking. How fast is this old man?' A few seconds later, Hiruzen finished his repairs. He gave the cleared battlefield a long look, as if measuring the scale of destruction. Then, without a word, he appeared beside Ren. "Let's go." With that, he flickered away. Ren followed. When they reappeared, they were back in the Hokage's office. Hiruzen activated several hidden seals with a tap of his staff. Moments later, an ANBU appeared from the shadows, bowing slightly. "Fix the restricted area in the Forest of Death," Hiruzen ordered. The ANBU nodded and vanished instantly. Hiruzen sat down behind his desk, lit his pipe with a small spark of fire chakra, and took a puff, exhaling slowly as he looked at Ren, who had taken a seat with a silent nod of approval. "Earlier," Hiruzen began, "I was planning to commend you for surviving in the Forest that far in. I was honestly impressed. Then I decided, why not see your skills firsthand?" He let out a dry chuckle, smoke curling from his lips. "But color me surprised, you just dropped a nuke on this old man." He laughed again, this time more genuinely, then leaned forward slightly. "Well, now I'm curious. Why don't you explain how you were able to use that jutsu, and every other detail about it. Ah, and of course" he waved his pipe lazily, "this meeting won't be disadvantageous for you, I promise. Speak freely." Ren sat still for a moment, watching the old man. He understood perfectly well, normally, a request like that would be an insult. Asking about the details of someone's personal or signature jutsu, especially one of that level, was outright taboo in the shinobi world. But this wasn't just any jutsu. 'Rasenshuriken,' he thought, 'the jutsu the Fourth Hokage failed to complete, the jutsu only Naruto could master later, and even then, use it freely only because of how his body and chakra worked while in the sage mode. And now an eight-year-old Genin just tossed one into the dirt like a firecracker.' He sighed inwardly. But he didn't really mind. The Rasenshuriken wasn't something just anyone could use. Even if the Hokage knew every single step of how he made it, not many people could replicate it, especially not without Wind affinity, high chakra control, and the Rasengan base. And more importantly, he doubted Hiruzen would share the secret freely. The old man's offer of a reward only sweetened the deal. Ren began, "When Sensei was first teaching me Rasengan, he dropped a hint that the jutsu was incomplete for now." Hiruzen gave a small nod, showing he was listening. "So once I developed a high-level mastery over the Rasengan," Ren continued, "I began thinking that only an elemental transformation could complete a non-elemental jutsu. That's when I started experimenting by applying wind chakra to it." He raised his hand and formed a Rasengan with ease. "This was the first form." Wind chakra started to surround the spinning orb until it was completely wrapped, forming the Wind Style: Rasengan. Ren looked around, and Hiruzen pointed casually toward one of the reinforced walls of the office. Ren nodded and tossed the orb. It hit the wall with a compressed boom, leaving no noticeable impact due to the seals. "Using wind chakra, I was able to throw the Rasengan, which helped remove one of its original limitations, but even then, it didn't feel like that alone made it complete." Hiruzen didn't interrupt, only puffed lightly on his pipe. "So I started testing it again. Then one day, while I was practicing, I tried changing the chakra structure entirely. Instead of surrounding it with a film of wind, I reshaped the chakra itself, and that's when I stumbled upon the shuriken form." Hiruzen's eyes twitched slightly at the word 'stumbled'. He could tell it was a bit of a bluff, but he didn't press it. Ren was smart to not reveal everything, and Hiruzen appreciated the discretion. Ren continued, "Since I had the basic control down, with wind chakra mastery and good chakra control, I started working on it seriously. At first, I needed a shadow clone to maintain the wind nature while I focused on the Rasengan itself and shaped it, but after enough practice, I was able to handle the entire process myself." He paused, then added, "However, the technique still has a big flaw. It's very difficult to throw, even with my level of chakra control. At best, I can toss it forward, but it's not reliable enough to use in fast-paced combat. That's why I'm not using it openly yet." "I call it the Rasenshuriken" he said. Hiruzen stroked his beard thoughtfully as he assessed the name and asked, "The chakra cost?" Ren thought for a moment. "Roughly a fifth of my total reserves." The Hokage leaned back in his chair, analyzing everything with practiced ease. 'Even though he speaks casually about using shadow clones, it wouldn't be something he could train with only one or two clones. He must have used hundreds over time to practice and refine that shape transformation. This is also why Minato couldn't create this technique. Even if he used clones, he never had time for that level of refinement during the wars.' He glanced at Ren, who was now quietly inspecting the layered seals within the office. Normally, no one was allowed to analyze those seals. But Hiruzen didn't mind. In fact, he chuckled. "Well, new always surpasses the old. As it should." He looked back toward Ren and smiled. "Good work, young Ren. I doubt many in history could declare to have developed an S-rank jutsu at the age of eight." Ren scratched his cheek with a shy smile. "Thank you for the praise, Hokage-sama. But, can we not declare this to everyone just yet?" Hiruzen raised a brow in amusement. "Oh? And why not?" Ren gave a small shrug. "Well, as you said, I'm only eig- Nine." He corrected himself with a blink as he realized. "Today's October 10th, I just turned nine." Hiruzen's smile deepened. "I see. Happy birthday then." He paused, then his tone grew slightly serious. "I'm sure you know already, but let me give you a formal warning: don't use that jutsu if there are too many allies around. And unless you're absolutely sure it will hit, don't use it in open combat." He pointed a finger as if driving the point home. "Simply tossing it makes it far too easy to dodge. Until you learn how to throw it properly and safely, use it sparingly." Ren nodded quickly. "Yes, Hokage-sama." Hiruzen took another puff of his pipe and gave a small wave of dismissal. "That will be all for now. Don't worry, I'll keep my word. Come here tomorrow morning. I'll give you a reward worthy of that technique and a birthday gift as well." Ren stood and bowed slightly, smiling. "Thank you, Hokage-sama." He turned and walked out of the office. Once the door closed behind him, Hiruzen watched it for a moment, still smiling faintly. He waved his hand. Four ANBU appeared immediately. Still smiling, Hiruzen flexed his wrist. A kunai shot out from his sleeve, moving so fast it was little more than a blur. One of the ANBU collapsed instantly with a dull thud, a kunai embedded in his mask and skull. The others didn't flinch. They silently moved forward to clean up the body. Hiruzen exhaled slowly, looking out the window toward the village bathed in sunlight. "Sorry, old friend," he muttered to no one in particular. "It isn't yet time for the young one to face you." As Hiruzen muttered those words, he leaned back slightly and took another drag from his pipe, eyes resting on the trails of smoke rising to the ceiling. 'Even though the boy played it off like he just stumbled upon it and practiced hard, it shouldn't have been that simple.' He puffed again, thoughtful.'If it was really just as he described, then someone like Minato, sharp as he was, wouldn't have remained clueless.' Another drag. 'The boy is getting more and more interesting. First it was Fuinjutsu, then Medical Jutsu, he even improvised the First Gate. And now, he's created an S-rank jutsu.' His lips curled slightly, a rare expression of pride mixed with curiosity. 'Albeit its base was ready-made, but to build upon it and refine it the way he has, even I couldn't complete that step.' He exhaled slowly, then tapped ash into the tray on his desk as he pulled out a scroll and started writing some things. 'The Rasenshuriken, it should require an extremely high level of chakra control and not only that, the user must have an equally precise wind chakra mastery. Without both, one wouldn't even be able to begin forming that jutsu, much less complete it.' He leaned back into his chair. 'Danzo could probably learn it, but what would be the fun in that?' His grin deepened. 'Right now, that boy should be the second-best wind style user in the village, only behind Danzo. I doubt even Asuma could compare to him anymore. Asuma's chakra control was never his strong suit, and his style is too direct. No subtlety.' He took another long puff, the end of his pipe glowing faintly. Then, with a flick of his fingers, he waved his hand lightly. An ANBU agent appeared beside his desk, silent as a shadow. "Get me a list of missions related to the Land of Lightning," Hiruzen ordered, his tone casual, but he was already planning for the future. The ANBU vanished without a word. 'Danzo, Orochimaru, Minato and now Ren.' The names echoed in his mind. 'We don't produce many wind-style shinobi in Konoha. Yet, every generation, we somehow end up with the best wind-style user of that era.' He looked out the window at the sun filtering through the trees of the village, smoke rising slowly from his pipe. 'It's going to be fun, messing with those two brats, A and Rasa.' With that thought, the Third Hokage leaned back into his chair, the smile on his face growing ever so slightly wider. {2nd Alt title: Project R.A.S.E.N: Restricted Annihilation System for Eliminating Nature} ~~~~~ {Casual Reminder, This Was an Experimental Jutsu, Not His Final Form} {Originally, I planned to make Hiruzen's inner monologue a bit darker, like him doubting everything and placing Ren under a little surveillance but, I think that didn't suit the overall tone of the fic that I have maintained till now. BUT, even if Hiruzen behaved good don't forget he has been the leader of a military village, for 3 decades. He can't be soft, also, just remember that he wrote something too.} {I know we might fall behind in the rankings due to irregular updates from now on, but I hope that if you remember the fic on the day of non-update, you guys donate some stones so that the story remains in the rankings atleast.}(Past me didn't know that the future me would update today) {Anyway, you know what else to do} {STONES!!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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