Chapter 211: Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate

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Chapter 211 - Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate There was a heavy silence after Danzo's venomous warning. A silence that felt heavier than the crater he lay in. Then Yoru's voice cut through, calm and almost casual. "You must think you're the only smart and capable person in this world, don't you?" There was no malice in his tone, not even dry amusement, it was like he was stating a simple fact. Yet, in his presence, that detachment made the words sting all the more. Danzo turned his head slightly, blood dripping from his temple, but he didn't speak. Yoru crouched beside the crater's edge, peering down at the broken elder as if he were inspecting a curiosity rather than a man. "I've never understood where you got your confidence from. Was it delusion? Arrogance?" He paused, then tilted his head. "Do you really believe Lord Tobirama didn't name you as the Third because you didn't raise your hand fast enough?" Hiruzen's eyes flickered. That detail hadn't been public knowledge. Only their team knew what really happened on the battlefield that day, the Second Hokage's final moments, his last order, his choice. Hiruzen had never spoken of it. Neither had Danzo and neither had anybody else on their team. So how did Yoru know? The ANBU commander continued, voice still level, as if he hadn't just thrown a knife into the middle of history. "The truth is, Lord Tobirama saw your hunger for power long before anyone else. It was written across your face even back then. He knew what would happen if someone like you ever got the seat." Yoru's voice hardened slightly, just enough to register. "That's why he chose Sarutobi. Not because of timing. Not because of chance. But because, frankly, you were unfit." Danzo's hands twitched against the dirt. Whether from rage or pain, it wasn't clear. "He took you on as a student hoping he could temper that ambition. Guide it. Shape it into something useful for the village. But he died too early, and you." he gestured vaguely, "You became this." He stood, brushing off his knee. Then he turned his head toward Hiruzen. "And you." The Hokage didn't move. "You let him run free. Because of guilt. Because you always thought you stole something from him on that battlefield. You didn't. He simply wasn't chosen, and that's what led us here." Yoru's voice lowered, heavy now, for the first time. "So stop feeling guilty, Sarutobi. And clean up your mess before more of the village pays for it." He took a breath, preparing to leave. But then Hiruzen finally asked, softly, almost too quietly to hear. "...Who are you, really?" Yoru paused. He didn't turn back. Didn't move for a few seconds. Then, with a voice that carried through the quiet ruins of the forest, he replied. "I am the guardian of the Leaf." There was no pride in the way he said it. Only conviction. "And I'll protect the village till my last breath. Even if it means, manipulating the king." And with that, he flickered away. Hiruzen stood alone in silence for a long moment, watching the spot where the ANBU commander had vanished. Shikaku, who had remained quiet until now, exhaled thoughtfully and rubbed the back of his neck. 'The king, huh...' he thought. Then a ghost of a smile touched his lips. 'Maybe I'll ask Shikamaru who he thinks the king is. Doubt he'd get it right now, but one day...' He trailed off and turned to the Hokage. "Should I pass word to seal the borders?" Hiruzen glanced once more at Danzo, who lay silent and still, his good eye swollen and dull with fury and exhaustion. The old Hokage thought for a moment, then shook his head. "Not yet." Shikaku nodded and flickered away, vanishing into the trees like the others. Only Hiruzen and Danzo remained and the air had grown still again. Hiruzen let go of his composure as Hokage. His shoulders sagged and his gaze softened. He stepped toward the crater and sat down beside it, his back resting against a tree root worn smooth with age. A breath later, he lay down completely, eyes turned upward toward the shifting clouds above. For a while, neither of them spoke. Then, softly, Hiruzen broke the silence. "There's something I don't understand, Danzo..." His voice was tired, lined with something more than age. "Why are you so determined to stand against him? Against Sensei's grandson?" He paused, as if trying to make sense of his own thoughts. "Your relationship with Sayaka was never hostile. If anything, I remember you treated her with something bordering on acceptance. So why... why such hatred for young Ren?" Danzo let out a low chuckle. A dry, hollow sound that scraped the air like gravel. He stirred in the crater, sitting up with a wince. Blood still clung to his lip, but his voice had grown steadier. "You're naive if you think this was ever one-sided, Sarutobi." He pulled himself to his feet with the help of his cane, standing unsteadily as he looked down at his old friend. "From the moment that brat was born, Yoru began maneuvering to make sure we'd become enemies. He made sure I'd always be painted as the villain in that boy's story." His jaw tightened. "Everyone thinks Sayaka died because I blocked her path to Tsunade. Because I held back aid. But the truth is..." He looked off into the forest, the weight of years darkening his eyes. "I sent Root to clear the path to the Sand front. I gave the order to open the corridor to Tsunade. But the ANBU squad assigned to carry Sayaka attacked my men, without warning, without identification. They weren't supposed to be there in those numbers. And every last Root operative I sent... died." He laughed suddenly, a bitter, broken thing. It echoed between the trees like dry leaves rattling in the wind. "And I was there. I saw it." The laughter deepened, as if the memory clawed at him from the inside. "She survived. Even after all that, she survived. Sayaka gave birth to that cursed child. The Butterfly Sage arrived and saved the infant. Sayaka was still alive, however barely." Danzo's voice dropped into a growl. His hand trembled on his cane. "And then he came. That bastard Yoru." The tone shifted, darkened as it became seething and conspiratorial. "He changed everything. That bastard twisted everything, it was as if he twisted the damned reality itself. He manipulated the Butterfly Sage. Spun a perfect lie and in the end..." He looked straight at Hiruzen, a mad glint in his eye. "...he dealt the final blow to Sayaka himself." Hiruzen froze. His mouth opened slightly, but no words came out. His mind reeled. Yoru? That... that couldn't be. Could it? He whispered the question, half in disbelief. "...Why didn't you tell me?" Danzo snorted. He didn't answer. Instead, he turned slightly toward the deeper woods, staring off into the shade where the sun no longer touched the ground. "You all think I'm the threat." He chuckled again. "Fine. I'll be the villain. I 'am' the villain. But what about him?" He jabbed his cane into the earth. "Do you truly believe he'll live once that boy learns what really happened?" He laughed again, louder and unhinged. "No! The moment Ren learns the truth, he'll kill him without hesitation. And I'll make sure he finds out." With that, Danzo vanished into the darkness of the forest, disappearing without a trace. Hiruzen remained still, staring up at the leaves above. His expression was unreadable. Thoughts churned through his mind like storm clouds behind calm eyes. He exhaled softly, like a man trying to breathe against the weight of memory. "Manipulating reality..." he whispered to himself. And with a flicker of chakra, he too vanished. The clearing returned to silence and a gentle breeze rolled through the forest. From the canopy above, a single butterfly floated down in slow spirals, landing on a thick branch before fluttering deeper into the woods. It glided through the shadows, weaving past leaves and bark, until it reached a grove so dense that sunlight barely pierced through. There, beneath the trees, sat a boy leaning casually against the bark, licking the edge of a butterscotch ice cream. The butterfly landed silently on his shoulder. The boy didn't even glance at it. He just smiled faintly, and took another bite. ~~~ Yoru's office In the ANBU Commander's office a few trusted individuals waited for the man himself to arrive. Utakata leaned back against his chair, arms crossed, face calm as always. Fugaku sat opposite him with a slight frown, deep in thought. Shikaku looked half-asleep at first glance, but his fingers tapped slowly against the armrest of his chair. Meanwhile, Ren had made himself at home, sitting cross-legged on top of Yoru's desk, spinning a kunai lazily between his fingers. He was listening to a recap of what had happened after his dramatic exit from the council hall. The moment the part about Koharu's humiliation came up, Ren cackled and wheezed like a delighted child. "Oh man," he said between laughs, "I should've stayed just for that. I would've paid to see her face. Sensei, you really knocked it out of the park." Utakata gave a faint smile, saying nothing. At that moment, Yoru flickered into the room, his presence as sharp and silent as ever. Ren immediately perked up with a grin. "Oh, boss-man! There you are. So? How is my performance? Am I award-worthy or what?" Yoru sat down behind his desk, ignoring the antics as usual. His gaze landed on Utakata. "Good work with Koharu," he said simply. From the side, Shikaku hummed in agreement and finally opened his eyes fully. "With how she was treated today, and knowing her temperament, she's probably scrambling for survival right about now." He tapped his fingers again, this time with a bit more rhythm. "She's too proud to apologize outright. She'll go to the Hokage first. But based on his attitude in the council hall, she won't get much help there." Ren stopped spinning the kunai and grinned, already knowing where this was going. "So, she'll crawl to Danzo next." Shikaku nodded. "Exactly. And if she does, we'll finally see how desperate she really is. Going to Danzo also means that he won't be alone, there would be a way to track his doings." Fugaku crossed his arms. "How much strength does Danzo still have?" Ren answered before anyone else could. "Well, technically I said I rounded up all the root operatives, but I left a few bases untouched." Fugaku's brows furrowed. "Why?" Ren's voice was light. "Wouldn't be any fun if he died too quickly." Fugaku's expression turned sharper, but before he could say anything, Shikaku jumped in again. "He's not wrong. Even if you ignore the 'fun' part, the third wouldn't let Danzo die, not yet. When Ren punched him earlier, the old man nearly lost it. If Ren had taken it any further... we'd probably be dealing with a rampaging Third Hokage right now." Fugaku shook his head. "I'm not talking about Hiruzen. I'm asking why leave Danzo any room to move?" This time, Yoru answered. "Because a cornered and resourceless Danzo is more dangerous than a cornered one with scraps of power." He leaned forward slightly. "If we left him with nothing, he'd vanish completely. And if Danzo disappears... we'd lose track of him. He knows too many secrets and it'd be a disaster." Fugaku listened and slowly nodded. It made sense. Painfully so. A heavy silence settled over the group again until Ren broke it, as usual. "So," he said, still sitting the table, stretching his arms behind his head, "who's going to visit old man Homura?" There wasn't even a pause and all four of them answered in perfect sync. "You." Ren pouted slightly as he stretched out across Yoru's desk like a lazy cat. "Tch. I don't wanna. Talking to old people is too much trouble." He very deliberately emphasized the word old, his eyes drifting across everyone else in the room, making sure to include Yoru, Utakata, Shikaku, and even Fugaku in the accusation. None of them reacted. There wasn't even a twitch. That annoyed Ren more than anything. "You guys are no fun," he muttered, dragging himself off the desk. "Fine, I'll go talk to him. He's slightly less annoying than his other half. But don't expect me to grovel." With that, he hopped down and strolled out the door, hands in his pockets, humming something mildly disrespectful under his breath. Once he was gone, Fugaku broke the silence. "Are we really letting him handle this alone?" Yoru didn't look up from his paperwork. "That's exactly why it'll work. If any of us go, there's a risk Homura puts up a wall. But Ren... he doesn't play by the rules, and Homura knows it. That unpredictability gives us at least an eighty percent chance of success." Fugaku gave a small grunt of acknowledgment and stood. Utakata followed silently. Shikaku yawned, stretched like a sloth, then flickered out too. Yoru remained seated, flipping to the next file without pause. After a while there was a knock on his door. He looked up and set aside the file he was reviewing. "Come in." The door creaked open. A young Uchiha stepped in, messy black hair, a tanto strapped neatly across his back, standard clan attire worn with the effortless ease. Yoru spoke, "Shisui. Met with Itachi?" Shisui nodded, offering a small smile. "Yes, Commander. I came straight here afterward." Yoru leaned back slightly, "In a few days, I want you to speak with Lord Hiruzen. Bring up the Uchiha elders. Let him know there's still talk of a coup, as there definitely will be. Offer to monitor things personally." Shisui paused only briefly before giving a slow nod. "Understood." The room fell quiet again, filled only by the quiet shuffle of paper. Then Yoru asked, almost idly. "Are your eyes ready?" Shisui's expression faltered for the briefest moment. "Not yet. A few more months, at most." Yoru nodded again, as if confirming a calculation in his head. Then waved his hand once. "That's all. Go." Shisui gave a short bow and turned, disappearing silently through the doorway. The room was silent again. Only the rustle of documents remained, and the steady, controlled breathing of the man who had quietly ensured the Leaf's survival for decades, alone at his desk once more. ~ {3 days break, going on a trip baby} ~~~~~ {Oh man, wth happened in this Chapter. I was so giddy while writing this Chapter that there was a constant grin on my face. So, what do you guys think, did Yoru really do what Danzo said, or was it just another one of Danzo's trick. It'll all become clear eventually, till then, sit back and wait, and if you can't then comment what you might think would happen.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 184: Ghosts in the Mist (Part- 6) [Naoki’s Successor: The Operator Who Thought ‘Friendship’ Was Safe] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 185: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-7) [The Real Stone Shinobi] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 186: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-8) [If The Daimyo Knows, We’re All Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 187: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-9) [The White Fang’s Son] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 188: Ghost in the Mist (Part-10) [Prey That Bites Back] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 189: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-11) [Bleeding Hounds and Boiled Elders] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 190: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-12) [Tag, You’re Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 191: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-13) [Utakata Sensei >> Professor McGonagall] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 192: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-14) [Sealed With a Kiss (of Death)] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 193: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-15) [Blue shark goes brrrrr......] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 194: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-16) [Who Needs Jutsu When You Can Launch Yourself Like Artillery?] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 195: Ghosts in the Mists (Part-17) [Samehada Hates This One Weird Trick] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 196: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-18) [When the Shark Stops Chasing You But the Government Doesn’t] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 197: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-19) [Wind Style: Spinjutsu : Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Claws Attack] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 198: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-20) [Zetsu Is Just Here for the Drama and He’s Winning] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 199: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-21) [Welcome to Nanohai Shore] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 200: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-22) [Ninjutsu Spam Makes the Battlefield Cry] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 201: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-23) (END) [Ren’s Wiggle Seals the Deal] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 202: Notice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 203: Ren Gets Called Short and Declares War on Danzo Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 204: Hey Guys! Welcome Back to my Channel! It’s Reaction time~~ Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 205: Senju Drip, Uchiha Calm, and a Whole Village Watching Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 206: Sasuke Will Never Know Peace (Because of Ren) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 207: I Said What I Said and Then I Said It Again Louder With Corpses Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 208: Danzo’s Vibes Were Off So I Collapsed His Entire Career Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 209: Utakata Rage Quit His Job and Took the HR Department With Him Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 210: Konoha Daily: The Hokage’s Advisor Tried to Kill the Senju Heir but The Senju Heir Turned Him Into Street Decoration Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 211: Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 212: Koharu Beat Two Senju, Then Got Cancelled by the Third Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 213: Ren Gets Carried into Dinner Like a Deity Too Lazy to Walk Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 214: You Thought It Was a Political Thriller But It Was a Cooking Show All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 215: Imagine Learning 5 Elements and Still Being Short Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 216: Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 218: Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 219: Grandma’s Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 221: The House Was the Real Main Character All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 222: A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 223: Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting Sep 29th, 2025
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