Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient

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Chapter 152 - Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Tsunade lowered her head, her chakra receding like a tide after a storm. Before her, Ren stirred. His eyes opened slowly, then squinted, not from light, but from the overwhelming clarity. Everything felt layered. The world moved as if slowed by thick oil, revealing the substructure beneath every motion. 'So this is perfected Hyperfocus,' he thought, blinking slowly. 'No wonder Yoru was always able to react to everything. If you see all this and still get caught off guard, you're just trash. Seriously.' He turned his head and saw Tsunade sitting beside him. Her face was passive, but he noticed the subtle signs: the faint trace of tiredness shadowing her eyes, the stiffness in her shoulders, and the way her fingers twitched, as though holding herself back from acting on emotion. His gaze shifted to Cho, the butterfly hovering nearby. With every flap of her wings, he could see how the air bent and recoiled, delicate currents forming and dispersing in complex patterns. Despite the depth of sensory input, his mind remained calm. Stable. This wasn't like before, no threat of overload. It was all just natural. He sat up. The airflow brushed past his skin, and in that moment, he realized something even more ridiculous, if he so much as twisted his body slightly, he could feel exactly how that would change the movement of air around him. 'Damn. Perfected Hyperfocus is so overpowered,' he thought with awe. 'No wonder Minato could react to Night Guy at that speed.' He glanced at Tsunade again. She, too, was surrounded by those threads of air, countless strands, each one a different path waiting to be chosen. He turned inward, channelling his chakra, and immediately felt the precise movement of it through his system. Every microscopic flow. Every current. His chakra control would skyrocket at this rate. Then, the air behind them shifted, so subtly it would've gone unnoticed before. But not now. Kimura arrived with a flicker. 'I really need to test this properly,' Ren mused. 'If I can feel the air shift before a flicker, then this might be even more busted than I thought.' Kimura gave Ren a brief glance, then looked at Tsunade. "Ms. Shizune has finished the treatment. They're about to come out." Tsunade nodded, then turned to Ren. "Change your clothes. The Raikage shouldn't see you in this state." Ren stretched his limbs, casually replacing his torn and bloodied clothes. "I'm in a great state," he muttered. "Just so you know, I've never felt better." Tsunade's eyes narrowed slightly. "It's good that your condition is stable," she said. "But your combat ability is weakened right now. Until you've adjusted to what you've gained, you won't be able to use it properly." Though Tsunade didn't understand the flow, she knew it was something that came after the Perfected Hyperfocus and that she knew, so she understood that Ren must be facing some changes in his sense of perception which might take some time to adjust. He nodded in agreement. She was right. Even if he had perfected Hyperfocus, he had yet to learn how to wield it as instinctively as he did his fists. A few minutes passed. The Raikage arrived, flanked by his subordinates and Shizune. He spared only a glance at Ren, then addressed Tsunade directly. "Though you didn't do much, thanks for saving my subordinate," he said, tone gruff but not dismissive. "Must be tough being the best medic in the world with your condition." Tsunade's expression turned neutral, her gaze unreadable. The Raikage gave her a slight nod and flickered away. His men offered brief thanks to her before disappearing after him. Ren watched the exchange with a curious expression. 'So, she's the one who healed me,' he thought. 'That means she's not afraid of blood anymore. But the Raikage mentioned a "condition."' He tilted his head. 'Is she faking hemophobia for appearances, just like in those fanfics?' It felt strange. In the original timeline, Tsunade's hemophobia stemmed from her helplessness, her inability to save her loved ones. That made sense. But if she had no trauma, no failure to weigh on her, it'd be like undermining her past, her tragedies. He frowned slightly. 'Then again, I don't think she's someone who needs pity. I better not bring it up. With her temperament, it'll just raise suspicions or piss her off.' Despite the way they clashed often, he respected her. Their exchanges were sharp, sometimes heated, but never hateful. If anything, he'd call their relationship good, in a dysfunctional sort of way. As the others vanished, Shizune approached Tsunade with a sheepish look. "I'm sorry, Lady Tsunade," she said quietly. "They just kept talking about how you weren't the best medic anymore and I couldn't hold myself back." Tsunade shook her head. "Don't worry," she said, voice cool and composed. "Let's head back to the inn. This isn't a place to talk." With that, she flickered away, leaving only the barest echo of her chakra in the air. Ren, Kimura, and Shizune followed after her. ~~~ Once they reached the inn where Ren had been staying, he looked around at the group that had followed him in and raised an eyebrow. "So, why are we all in my room? Didn't you all have a place to stay before?" Tsunade waved him off like he was a nuisance. "You should learn to share, you brat. You've got such a nice room, and you were thinking of hogging it all to yourself? How shameless." With that, she collapsed onto the bed, arms behind her head like she owned the place. "And what the hell were you thinking, fighting off the Nokizaru group on your own? Didn't it occur to you they even managed to poison the Raikage?" Ren shrugged, nonchalant, as he sat cross-legged on the floor. "I already confirmed who the insect user was. So I killed him first. The rest of them were interesting, real nasty stealth techniques." He leaned forward slightly, animated now. "One of them could slip through fire. Another through water. One had shadow control, like a Nara, and the last one was completely invisible. It's like they scoured the five great nations, stitched abilities together, and made some Chimera-style ninja." As he continued explaining the fight with detail and some enthusiasm, Tsunade's eye twitched. "Ah, shut up! Why do you talk so damn much? It's so annoying." Ren spoke. "Must be painful for the ears of an old granny like you, huh?" Tsunade scowled at that, "You should call me big sister, you brat." He scoffed. "Though your appearance might suggest that, don't you know your actual age makes you my grandma?" Her eye twitched harder. "You should call me big sister not because of my appearance, idiot. But because our grandfathers were brothers." Ren blinked. "Huh. Didn't know that. So my grandfather was the Second Hokage?" Tsunade nodded. Ren leaned back, nodding appreciatively. "Cool. Did he leave some kind of special jutsu scroll for me?" Before she could answer, Shizune gasped. "WHAT?! He's the grandson of Lord Second?!" Tsunade casually pointed at her. "See, that's the kind of reaction I was expecting. Why are you so calm?" Ren shrugged again. "Does it really matter? It's not like I'm getting some special benefit just for being his grandson. I mean, look at you." He motioned to Tsunade, eyes half-lidded. "You're the granddaughter of the First, and you look like someone carrying unhealed trauma and mental instability because you're still not married." Tsunade's expression turned flat. "The hell is your problem with me not being married?" "I mean" Ren leaned forward, hands gesturing. "It's a bad example, right? All three Sannin, unmarried. The Third was a widower. Most strong shinobi don't seem to have a happy love life. It's like strong people are cursed when it comes to romance. I want a happy romance" He stressed out the last part really hard. He suddenly got on one knee, dramatically pointing at her like a stage performer. "The Leaf wants to know! Why are strong people not married?" Tsunade just stared at him then sighed. "Alright, enough with the theatrics. There's something you need to know." Her tone shifted, the room turning quieter by the second. She began to explain everything, his birth, the details of the Flow, what Seicho had said, Sayaka's last wishes, and the political web that kept his existence hidden. Every word came slower than the last, and by the end, even Shizune had fallen into a quiet hush. Ren's expression turned serious as the information sank in. His fingers curled lightly against his knees. He didn't care about Hiruzen or Danzo, at least, not right now. What pulled at him most was the seal. The pressure of the world itself. The idea that just existing at full potential would draw the wrath of nature. He exhaled. "I guess, that's what happens when you're too awesome, right?" Tsunade sighed and facepalmed at the ridiculousness of the statement. Then, Ren looked at her and asked, almost experimentally, "So... big sister Tsunade?" The words hung awkwardly in the air. Ren shivered. "Ugh. No way. That sounds weird." But when he looked back up, he paused because Tsunade was crying, quiet tears slipping down her cheeks as she looked at him. No words. Just quiet staring. Ren blinked, confused for a beat. Then realization hit him. 'It must be the first time someone called her big sister since Nawaki died.' He sighed softly and scratched the back of his neck, awkward but sincere, before scooting closer and giving her a light, clumsy pat on the shoulder. Ren kept patting Tsunade's shoulder with a stiff hand, unsure of what else to do. "There, there. It must have been hard for you." His voice was casual, but not flippant, it was just enough to be comforting without making it awkward. He added, "I can't imagine what it must be like for you, but let me be honest, I don't really know how to feel about suddenly gaining a sister. So it might take some time to get used to it. Okay?" Tsunade gave a small nod. She didn't speak, didn't raise her head, but she acknowledged his words silently. Ren continued, more relaxed now that the tension had dropped, "But there's something I don't understand. Why didn't my mother want me to know that the Second Hokage was my grandfather?" Tsunade raised her eyes, her voice quiet but steady. "Sayaka might have seemed like an idiot to most people, but in truth, she was very smart. Smarter than people gave her credit for. She inherited more from Granduncle than from Grandaunt. That gave her clarity, clarity enough to understand that just the two of us wouldn't be able to protect the Senju lineage. So she understood that if you grew freely as a Senju heir, then it might create problems." She paused, her voice gaining a bit more weight as she continued. "That's also why she acted like a harmless idiot most of the time. So people wouldn't see her as a threat. She kept behaving like a kid even after she grew up. And eventually, she even stopped training so her strength plateaued." Ren blinked, a bit surprised. "She really was smart, huh? She understood there were too many people in the village who couldn't allow the Senju to keep producing exceptional shinobi so while you kept rising and becoming one of the Sannin, she stayed back, held herself down." He tilted his head. "But that still doesn't make sense. If she had just kept training, couldn't she have gotten strong enough to protect herself before anyone acted against her?" Tsunade slowly shook her head. "No. She had potential, but not the kind we did. Her ceiling was different." She looked Ren straight in the eye. "At most, her potential could've broken through into S-rank but that's it. That's where she would've stopped. And reaching S-rank only to be the weakest among them? That's an even more dangerous position. It invites predators. So instead, she chose to become the strongest among the elite jonin. That way, people viewed her as stable. Manageable." Ren made a low sound of understanding. "So that way, she stood on par with some of the clan heads. And they were content with that fake sense of stability." He narrowed his eyes. "Let me guess, the Hyuga were the ones who created the most trouble, weren't they?" Tsunade's brow lifted slightly at his accuracy, but she nodded. "Yeah. The Hyuga constantly provoked us. More than the Uchiha, even. When the Senju began merging with the civilian population under Grandmother's orders, the Hyuga were the first to act." She exhaled in distaste. "They forced several of their civilian-branch members into marriages with Senju. They even proposed a marriage for Sayaka with their clan head. But thankfully, she had deterrents of me, and Jiraiya, who was your father's teacher. With that protection, she stayed free." Her tone hardened slightly as she added, "But they never missed a chance to put her down. Subtle things. Whispered words. They made sure she was never seen as truly belonging." Ren's lips thinned. "Surprisingly," Tsunade continued, "the Uchiha were actually helpful during that time. They always sided with us during public conflicts or votes. They didn't support the Hyuga's proposals or provocations." Her voice darkened just a little more. "But something happened after that. Something that forced the Uchiha and us to act like mortal enemies again." ~~~~~ {Flow and Hyperfocus would only be mentioned when Ren starts dealing with it.} {I'm slowly going into the more political sides of the things, so that when the time comes it doesn't become confusing. I know some people might not like political side of things, but we can't have a Naruto fanfic, a Senju MC and not go into politics.} {Also, I know some people might not have liked Kimura's reveal and Tsunade's reaction, but Kimura's situation will become more clear once Yoru start's showing up more often. As for Tsunade's reaction, I honestly didn't know how I could've made it better. So, if you have any suggestions, feel free to drop them in the comments.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {300 Stones = Extra Chapter} {Yes. The goal's changed since I took your words under consideration and decided it was indeed better if I upped the goal a bit.} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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