Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die

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Chapter 155 - Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die {You guys somehow completed the 300 stones goal so good for you ig} ~~~ Left alone at the gate, Tsunade let out a low growl. "He reminds me more of those clan elders who kept nagging me to get married than a younger brother," she muttered under her breath. Shizune, standing quietly beside her, glanced at her with hesitant eyes. "Lady Tsunade," she asked cautiously, "Why did you accept him as your brother so easily? I mean... it must be difficult, right? The brother you believed to be dead all these years suddenly being alive..." Her voice trailed off, clearly uncertain, but the question hung heavy in the air. Tsunade didn't answer at first. She kept her gaze fixed in the direction Ren had vanished, silent and still. Then, after a long pause, she spoke softly, her tone unusually calm. "To be honest with you, Shizune, it was all an act." Shizune's eyes widened. "Huh? What do you mean, Lady Tsunade? Could it be-" Tsunade turned toward her with a teasing smile, cutting her off. "Is that what you wanted to hear?" Shizune crouched where she stood and groaned. "Please don't do this, Lady Tsunade. I've had enough surprises already." Tsunade chuckled lightly, her voice warm. "The real reason I accepted it so easily is because I already had my suspicions. From the first time we met in the forest." Shizune blinked. "You did?" Tsunade nodded. "When I examined his body before the fight back then, I knew he had Senju blood in him. That vitality, even though diminished was unmistakable. That kind of body it can't be forged. It's only found in someone from the royal Senju lineage." Shizune whispered, barely audible, "Sayaka-San's son." "Exactly," Tsunade said. "Aside from me, the only one who could've inherited that kind of bloodline was Sayaka's child. At that time, I barely managed to contain myself. I didn't even tell Jiraiya. If I had, Sensei might've caught wind of it too, and... well, he might have done something that could've ruined the fake balance we have maintaining till now, but fortunately he didn't." Her expression turned more solemn. "But this time, when I saw Seicho and Cho appear on his body. I knew. I finally knew. And at that moment, I couldn't hold back anymore. I cried. I don't even know if it was from relief, or from joy, or just the overwhelming fact that someone from my family still existed. That Ren was alive." She exhaled deeply, the smile that followed was small but genuine. "I think that realization also helped me overcome my fear." Shizune's eyes lit up. "Does that mean?" Tsunade nodded silently. Shizune's joy was obvious, but Tsunade raised a hand to temper it. "But," she continued, "we're keeping this fact to ourselves for now. Nobody knows about it except Ren's shadow. Danzo may know about my condition through Sensei, but he won't have a clue that I've recovered." Her expression darkened slightly. "I hope he does something stupid. Something so incredibly stupid that I get to kill him outright." With that, she turned on her heel, her haori fluttering behind her. "Let's go, Shizune. I need to inform Yoru that I'm in." Shizune fell in step behind her. "Lady Tsunade who is this Yoru you keep mentioning? Ren said his name too." Tsunade didn't slow down, her voice firm as she replied. "He's the one trying to keep the Leaf's sinking boat afloat. He's doing his duty and I'm not going to shy away from mine any longer." ~~~ A little distance away from Tanzaku Gai, Ren was sprinting at full speed, branches blurring beneath his feet. Behind him, Kimura struggled to keep pace, his breath coming in sharp gasps. Eventually, Ren stopped abruptly on a tall branch, turning back with a frown. "Kimura," he called, arms crossed, "you really need some serious training. If you can't even keep up with me, what's the point of having a shadow at all?" Kimura halted just behind him, hunched slightly, panting hard. "I promise not to slow you down," he said between breaths. "I'll follow you even if it kills me." Ren looked at him for a moment, a strange expression passing over his face. There was something about Kimura's unwavering loyalty that felt off, not in a suspicious way, but in its intensity. Thanks to Hyperfocus, Ren could tell the man wasn't lying. The loyalty was real. Absolute. 'He must be desperate for approval,' Ren thought to himself, eyes narrowing slightly, 'Probably blames himself for not being there all these years. Oh well, he might actually be useful.' He shrugged the thought. He remembered the seal that had been placed on Kimura, it was a double-layered mechanism. Yoru's seal was sophisticated but relatively safe, more of a limiter than anything dangerous. But Danzo's was a different story. A lethal failsafe. If Ren so much as tried to tamper with it, Kimura would die on the spot. For now, that meant restraint. Ren stepped forward, placing a hand over Kimura's chest. "Hold still." Kimura straightened slightly, but didn't resist. A warm glow pulsed from Ren's hand as he began healing the strain in Kimura's body, even weaving in subtle threads of yang chakra to reinforce his muscles. "There," Ren said after a moment, withdrawing his hand. "You're good to go. From now on, we're doing this regularly, you run until you're on the verge of death, and when you fall, I'll heal you. Rinse and repeat. Your body will grow at an exponential rate." Kimura blinked in surprise, but nodded without hesitation. His voice was resolute. "Understood." Ren grinned. "Once your body's strong enough, I'll teach you the Eight Gates technique." Kimura didn't flinch. He knew what the Eight Gates meant, suicidal power, earned through torturous training, but he didn't waver. If this was the only way to stay by Ren's side, then so be it. Anything less would make him unworthy of the title "Senju Shadow." Watching him, Ren smiled in satisfaction. He was still wary, he didn't know what failsafes Danzo might have embedded in Kimura, or what other influence the man might exert later. So he wasn't planning to teach Kimura everything just yet. But if this method worked, repetitive healing and reinforcement through training then he might've stumbled onto something far more dangerous. 'What if I could build an army of Eight Gates users?' The idea thrilled him. If he could condition them properly, train them from scratch, reinforce their bodies with yang chakra, there was real potential there. Once he confirmed Kimura was truly loyal and safe from any outside control, he'd let him train others. A small force which was truly devastating. Though something had to be done about loyalty. A grin broke out across his face. 'Yeah. I'll call it The Menacing Society,' he chuckled to himself. Then, with a laugh, Ren turned and vanished into the trees. Kimura blinked, confused by the sudden outburst but didn't question it. He simply leapt after Ren without another word, unaware that he had just become the test subject for something far larger. Not that it mattered to him. Even if he knew he would've agreed anyway. ~~~ Almost a week had passed with still no word from Yoru. No messages, no missions, nothing. So, Ren did what he did best: he kept hunting and clearing out rogue shinobi. In that time, he'd eliminated one more rogue camp and taken down three individual rogue ninja. Now, seated on a thick branch deep in the forest, Ren chewed absentmindedly on skewered meat while flicking through his stats, projected in front of him. [NAME]: Ren Takahashi [LEVEL]: 75 (69 >> 75) [ATTRIBUTES] Strength: 75 (69 >> 75) Agility: 79 (75 >> 79) Intelligence: 77 (73 >> 77) Vitality: 85 Chakra: 80 [Available Stat Points]: [Talents]: Improved Chakra Control Enhanced Reflexes (Ex) Genjutsu Resistance (S+) Fuinjutsu (Minor Uzumaki) Space Release Talent (Ex) [MASTERY PANEL]: Chakra Control – 87% (86 >> 87) (Advanced) Shadow Clone Mastery – 90% (Advanced) Fuinjutsu Mastery – 69% (59 >> 69) (Intermediate) Yang Release Mastery – 84% (Advanced) Yin Release Mastery – 41% (Basic) Wind Style Mastery – 79% (68 >> 79) (Advanced) Earth Style Mastery – 81% (79 >> 81) (Advanced) Fire Release Mastery – 69% (59 >> 69) (Intermediate) Lightning Release Mastery – 40% (25 >> 40) (Basic) Water Release Mastery – 18% (Beginner) Space Release Mastery – 46% (37 >> 46) (Basic) Iryojutsu Mastery – 66% (60 >> 66) (Intermediate) Bukijutsu (Weaponry) – 72% (38 >> 72) (Intermediate) [MASTERY POINTS]: 8 Intermediate Level Points (7 + 1) 2 Advanced Level Points 4 Master Level Points (2 - 1 + 3) [NINJA PANEL] Ninjutsu: 77/100 (67 >> 77) Taijutsu: 81/100 (69 >> 81) Genjutsu: 66/100 (50 >> 66) Fuinjutsu: 69/100 (59 >> 69) [SPECIAL STATS] CHARISMA: 55 PERCEPTION: 93 The stat that caught his eye immediately was Taijutsu: 81, he had officially broken the 80-point threshold. S-rank level. That meant his Taijutsu could now go head-to-head with top-tier shinobi in the world. And he wasn't even done yet. Ren grinned to himself, biting off a piece of meat as he thought, 'If I get into a few more tough fights and keep pushing my limits with perfected Hyperfocus this might rise even more.' There was also the major milestone he'd achieved, he finally had all seven major affinities in the Naruto world. Every elemental nature, as well as both Yin and Yang. Not many could claim that. Their growth rate was steady too, thanks to his shadow clones. With the restoration skill allowing for 24/7 training over the last two months, progress was inevitable. Chakra Control, for example, had increased by 1% this week alone. That might not sound like much to an outsider, but to Ren, it was massive. It had plateaued for ages, only recently did perfected Hyperfocus push it forward again. His Space Release Mastery was also nearing Intermediate level, while Yin Release, facilitated through advanced Genjutsu training was finally climbing at a decent pace. The rest of his masteries were growing as expected, if a little slowly. That was understandable though. At his current mastery levels, growth was naturally going to taper off. Even so, two months of continuous clone training was still showing clear, consistent progress. As Ren reviewed his stats, something overhead caught his eye, an eagle soaring through the night sky. He let out a sharp whistle. The bird circled once, then swooped down gracefully, landing on the branch in front of him. Ren tossed it a jerky, which the eagle took gladly before raising its claw. A sealed message was tied to it. Ren unrolled the scroll and grinned as he stretched his arms and shoulders. 'Finally. I thought I might have to wait longer, maybe stir up more trouble to get some attention. Good thing this is an A-rank mission too, otherwise I would've had to visit commander in person to complain.' He chuckled to himself. 'Actually, maybe I still should, if I go in person, he might just throw an S-rank at me out of spite.' He glanced up and called out casually, "Kimura! A squad's finally coming for me to lead. Think they'll survive?" In a soft shuffle of leaves, Kimura appeared at his side and spoke with his usual deadpan tone, "You shouldn't torture them. They'll be your future subordinates. If they grow resentful, I might have to kill them, lest they develop a rebellious mentality." Ren cringed. "Dude! Stop being so corny." Kimura didn't reply, simply blinking as if confused by the idea that what he'd said might not be perfectly normal. Ren sighed and continued walking, delivering a long-winded lecture about sarcasm, tone, and what he called "social awareness," all while Kimura listened like a sponge absorbing water while washing dishes. And so, the night passed, under a sky full of stars, with Ren grumbling and Kimura following faithfully behind, as they prepared to meet the squad that would soon be under Ren's command. ~~~~~ {This might be the shortest Chapter in a while, 1990 words (Without these notes), but I didn't want to start a new micro arc in this mini arc of the ANBU arc with a cliffhanger, lest you might kill me.} {The first squad would be normal one, with a normal mission, to show you guys how things would go and after that we'd go on to the fun stuff.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} {Thanks Michael, luc, salim, moped, bigbuns, Jeremy and Irving14209 for supporting me on Pat-reon.} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {300 Stones = Extra Chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
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