Chapter 233 233: Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition)

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Ren and Tsunade finally came to a stop just outside the Senju clan compound, both of them turning to face each other dramatically, like two legendary heroes about to duel under the afternoon sun. Tsunade struck a confident pose, arms crossed and chin tilted slightly up. "I see you finally got tired and ran back home to call on your elders," she said mockingly. "Too bad for you, you don't have any." Ren gave her a weird look but didn't miss a beat. With equal flair, he mirrored her posture. "Hmph. I could run around my whole life and still not get tired. But what about you? Do you even have that many years left to keep chasing me around?" 'You're old.' That was all Tsunade got from that statement, and her eye twitched violently. With a smirk, she shot back, "How far can those short, tiny legs of yours really carry you?" 'You're short.' That was all Ren could extract from her jab. His eye twitched too, and he returned her glare in silence. From the side, Shizune observed the bizarre standoff with a sigh. She had guessed they'd eventually end up back at the compound, so she had been waiting here for some time. Now, watching the awkwardly heroic poses and wordless staring contest, her thoughts were blunt. 'If they want to fight, why don't they just do it already instead of wasting time?' She wasn't wrong. Tsunade had been itching to test Ren's strength after hearing more than enough about his reputation lately. And Ren, stuck in a week of political standoffs and verbal skirmishes, was starving for some physical action. This was the perfect excuse for both of them. Their postures tensed and no more words were exchanged. Then without wasting another second they vanished from their spots, chakra bursting underfoot, and collided in mid-air with a resounding thud as both of their fists met, but both were blocked evenly. A second later, the sky above the Senju compound erupted with the sound of fierce, rapid-fire taijutsu. Ren and Tsunade traded blows in a blur, striking, blocking, feinting, neither holding back, both grinning in excitement. They landed hard, dust scattering beneath their feet, and moved instantly. Ren stepped in with a low hook, Tsunade blocked with her forearm, countered with a straight knee. He caught it with both hands, pivoted, and tried to sweep her other leg. She jumped, twisted mid-air, and brought her elbow down. He ducked and slipped left, his foot dragging a groove in the dirt. They reset without a breath. Tsunade threw a tight combo, jab, cross, elbow, low kick. Ren weaved under the first two, checked the elbow with his shoulder, and snapped a kick into her ribs. She grunted, caught his leg, swung him sideways into the torii gate. He landed feet-first, launched off it, and shoulder-checked her backward. She slid, flipped into a crouch, lunged forward again. Their fists clashed mid-motion, then again, then again, bones thudding against reinforced muscle, speed over power and grit over flash. Ren ducked under a wild swing, went for her ribs again, got his wrist trapped. Tsunade yanked him close, headbutted him, then tried to slam him into the ground. He planted his knee between them, rolled with the momentum, twisted free mid-fall, and came up swinging. Tsunade blocked, caught one hit on her palm, twisted his arm, but he spun through it, used the torque to land a sharp elbow to her shoulder. She flinched but came back with a brutal front kick, he blocked with both arms, slid back five feet, then dashed forward again. They met in the center in a sequence of punch, block, kick, check, elbow, dodge, knee, step-in throw. Neither gained ground but dust rose and fell with every impact. Their movements got sharper and tighter with no wasted motion. Just two fighters locked in rhythm, feet digging into old Senju soil. The two of them paused, standing opposite each other on the cracked courtyard floor. Dust drifted lazily in the air around them, but neither looked the least bit tired. In fact, they looked the opposite, incredibily excited. Ren stretched his shoulders, rolling his neck with a loose smile. "I don't even remember the last time I fought using just basic taijutsu. No chakra tricks, no flashy moves, just fists. It's fun." Tsunade answered with a similar smile as she began cracking her knuckles and neck. "Taijutsu is the foundation of a shinobi. The first thing they learn, and the first thing they forget. Academy-level drills includes offense, defense, counter and everything else comes from there and if you don't brush up on the basics, you rot." She smiled sweetly then. "So... should we amp this up?" Before Ren could answer, Tsunade was already airborne above him, her body flipping, left leg raised over her head in a clean arc. [Heavenly Kick of Pain.] Ren looked up with a mix of alarm and excitement. "You madwoman! Do you know how close this is to the village gates?!" Still, his grin didn't waver. He dropped into a wide horse stance, driving chakra into his legs, fixing himself into the cracked ground. His hands spread apart, palms open as he braced for impact. Tsunade's heel came down like a falling hammer. Ren caught it clean above his head. The force thundered through his arms and down into the ground. For a second, there was silence. Then the earth shattered beneath his feet, fractures webbing out like a broken mirror as he sank into a shallow crater, knees bending under the pressure. But he didn't yield. Without a second thought, he opened the first gate. Then another, then two more up to the Fourth Gate. His chakra surged outward like a dense wave. However there was not even a hint of uncontrollable chakra while using the fourth gate. In his fight with Kisame, he had gotten a lot of practice of using the Chakra Stability with the Fourth and even the Fifth gate, so right now he didn't even bother using the modified version and just used the original version. With a grunt, Ren locked his grip around Tsunade's leg, twisted, and spun. He swung her around like a hammer and slammed her straight down into the ground behind him, sending up a shockwave as her body hit the earth. Tsunade's back hit the stone with a heavy crack, but her eyes were wide and wild, not in pain, but exhilaration. Ren's feet moved before the dust had even settled. He lunged at Tsunade, still grounded in the crater. She twisted up to meet him, arms raised to block. His fist hit her forearms twice in a row, third was a knee, aimed at her ribs. She rolled with it, letting the force carry her, then slammed a heel into his side mid-spin. Ren grunted, caught the leg mid-air, and shoved her backward across the courtyard. She landed low, skidding to a stop, fists already cocked. Ren was on her again. A sharp jab from him. A palm block from her. Then a cross-hook into her shoulder. She turned her body into the blow, stepped into his guard, and uppercut his chin. His head snapped back, but his foot lashed out instantly, as he shot a heel to her thigh. Tsunade jumped, using the blow to flip backward, landing on the torii gate before launching off it. She came in like a missile. Ren ducked as her fist grazed his hair. He twisted around and smashed his elbow into her back mid-air, but she caught herself, one hand to the ground, and rotated to kick him in the face. He raised an arm, blocked, and slid backward with the momentum, his sandals digging twin lines into the courtyard floor. However, the two of them didn't slow down in the slightest. Tsunade dashed in low this time, faking a punch and then using the motion to hammer her shoulder into his gut. He flew back, but caught his balance mid-slide. Chakra roared around him as he darted forward in a blur and punched her straight in the collarbone. The shock rolled through her, but she clenched her jaw and responded with a short-range hook to his jaw, followed by a two-fisted overhead slam. He crossed his arms to guard, still slid back. She pressed forward. Left jab, right hook, then a feint and an elbow to the gut. He blocked most, slipped some, countered a few. Then he ducked under her next swing, stepped into her guard, and unloaded four rapid strikes into her stomach, ribs, shoulder, and thigh. The blows were clean and tight. But Tsunade didn't buckle. Her hand lashed up and caught his wrist mid-motion. "Gotcha," she muttered. Then she pulled. Ren was yanked off the ground and into a brutal knee to the chest. He wheezed once, but his other hand struck out with an open palm to her sternum and blasted her back with a focused burst of chakra. She flew five meters before crashing inside the compound and Ren followed. She came out of the earth, coughing dust but swinging. Her fist met his forearm mid-strike. Their feet shifted. Ren ducked low and shoulder-checked her into the ground again. She hit hard but twisted around and pulled him down with her. They rolled once. Then twice. Tsunade threw him off mid-roll and kipped up. Ren skidded on one knee and immediately pushed off again, fists raised. They met mid-courtyard again. A left from her demanded a right from him. Tsunade ducked and drove her fist into his side with a crack. Ren grunted and took it, then uppercut her jaw with his full strength. Her head jerked. Blood from a split lip. She responded by planting her foot and slamming a full-power right straight into his chest. The impact echoed through the entire courtyard. Ren flew back ten meters before catching himself in a low crouch. He grinned, half-winded, blood dripping from his nose and Tsunade wiped the blood from her mouth too but both still took a step forward. ~ Tsunade crashed into the ground hard, but rolled back up without pause, chakra flaring again around her fists. Ren didn't follow up, he landed, released the fourth gate with a short breath, and immediately shifted focus inward. Chakra pooled in his left forearm first. The moment Tsunade charged in again with a shoulder slam, he met her with a rising guard. Her fist slammed against his forearm, but instead of being pushed back, Ren's stance held. Dust kicked up but his arm had turned dull, matte, slightly cracked looking like a stone. He ducked under the next swing and pushed chakra into his left shoulder. Tsunade twisted mid-motion and hammered him with a backhand strike. His partially hardened shoulder tanked the blow, but his feet skidded back across the dirt. [Steel Knuckle Drive] Tsunade lunged at him again as Ren braced with his right elbow, hardened it mid-clash, and caught her hook. The force still knocked him back, but his stance held. He twisted, aimed a low kick at her ankle. She jumped over it and dropped her heel. He stepped aside barely and reinforced both knees as she spun into a side kick. Her heel connected with his shin, and the ground beneath him cracked again, but his balance stayed. He clenched his fist, dashed in, and struck with a short jab. She caught it easily, redirected it, and punished him with a rising palm. Ren's head snapped back, blood flicking from his lip but he didn't fall. His neck and jaw had been hardened just in time and Tsunade's eyes narrowed slightly as he assessed the new thing Ren was showing her. He pushed forward again. One strike, two strikes, then a flurry of palm thrusts. Tsunade weaved through them, blocked most, absorbed the rest. Her hand lit with chakra as she slammed her palm into his gut. [Organ Displacer.] His body folded, but not fully as his midsection had already turned dense with stone-flesh. He dropped to one knee but hooked her ankle immediately and yanked causing Tsunade to loose footing. Ren lunged upward, elbow first but she caught it and grunted as the hardened tip scraped her shoulder, and retaliated with a heavy downward chop. " [Spinal Slam.] He twisted mid-air and let it crash into his now-hardened upper back. The hit sent him face-first into the dirt. He dug his fingers in and pushed himself up even as one of his eye was swollen and blood dripping from his nose. With another surge of chakra his ribs, hips, and thighs all hardened. He rushed again with a left punch, right hook and a spinning kick all at once but all his movements were clean and calculated, he felt slightly heavier, slightly slower in transitions, but with added weight behind every hit he would gain advantage soon. Tsunade blocked most, but the hardened limbs forced her to shift footing more than before. She dropped low and went for a double palm thrust. [Chest Crusher.] Ren hardened his sternum just in time as the hit echoed, thudding through his core. His feet lifted, but he flipped mid-air and landed on all fours, chakra surging through his legs. He launched forward again. His right hand met her forearm in a clash. Hardened fingers clenched her wrist, twisting. She retaliated with a kick to his side. Another chunk of stone formed across his ribs, dampening the hit. He responded with a low sweep but she jumped. He followed with a rising uppercut and it grazed her chin. She blinked. Then stepped forward with a brutal hammerfist. [Breaker's Judgement.] It cracked into his shoulder. He dropped to one knee. His left leg hardened. He spun, used it like a battering ram and clipped her side. She skidded back. Dust kicked up. By now, his entire upper body was covered in stone-hard muscle. Arms, chest, shoulders and even half his legs. His breathing was deep and steady with no shakiness or any sign of exhaustion. He adjusted his stance. He hardened his right leg, followed by his left, then his back, neck, and finally his head. The stone-like flesh wrapped fully around him, jagged and rough like natural armor. His hair lifted slightly from the chakra output, his body radiating with dense presence. He cracked his neck once and the earth below cracked as he launched forward once again. ~~~~~ {Some action after so long keeps the mind fresh.} {If you want, you can support me on pat-reon} { h t t p s : / / w w w . p a t r e o n . c o m / Z e e n o n } {You know what else} {280 Stones = Extra chapter} {STONES!!!!}

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Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form
Arriving in the Naruto world by filling out a form Author:Zeenon
Chapter 1: Orange fox goes brrrr..... {Edited} Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 2: Hospital!! Eww!! Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 3: I AM A MASTERRRRR Sep 11th, 2025
Chapter 4: Dad?? Ded?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 5: Emotions. Good?? Bad?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 6: Sharingan loving cyclopes Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 7: Sage of the six ramens Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 8: Saitama in the making Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 9: Genius? Really? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 10: Sassy sys Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 11: Getting pegged by the old man Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 12: Life has its ups and downs we call them squats Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 13: An arm less but experience is whole Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 14: Pass or Die Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 15: Saimin Seishi- *Cough* Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 16: I wanna be a great thief Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 17: Bury them in earth after the fight Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 18: Shadow Clone Jutsu = Death Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 19: Becoming a Porcupine Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 20: Ball Beaker/Husband Stealer Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 21: Space and Time the lords of the universe Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 22: Getting pegged by the old man (Part-2) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 23: Who is the real one? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 24: Snake and Wolf Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 25: FIGHT!!!!!! Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 26: Uchiha’s are not so great afterall Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 27: Reflection, talking and new stuff Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 28: ~Secrets I have held in my heart~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 29: A new source for rewards Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 30: Flicker Master in the action Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 31: Dumbledore of the ninja world Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 32: Pick up a pencil to become a genin Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 33: THE FIRST DISPATCH SQUAD Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 34: Getting pegged by an old man with 2 others (Part 3) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 35: Ichiraku meetings and assistance ramen stand Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 36: Bug fixing in the name of updates is a punishable offense Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 37: Superpowered underpaid labour Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 38: Clearing out Snoop Dogg’s stash Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 39: Level 2 Mid-Grade Talisman Master Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 40: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 1) Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 41: The classic bandit hunting mission (Part 2) [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 42: ~The prom queen has blood on her hands~ Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 43: Young master sells seals Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 44: There are benefits of having connections to the highest authority Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 45: Ball Breaker/ Enemy of the nonexistent Uchiha’s future [BONUS] Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 46: Title removed due to inappropriateness of the words used by the author Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 47: Face slapping’s a bitch tamed by some Son of a bitch Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 48: Old people get angry when you question them so do it Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 49: Fighttttttttttttt Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 50: Wind weaker than Fire?? Nahh, that’s skill issue Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 51: Age or Assets?? Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 52: The man with many names Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 53: Konohanians are hypocrite Sep 12th, 2025
Chapter 54: In the room with the big men and old men Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 55: Add Danzo hate GIF’s and memes here Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 56: The Christmas is early this time Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 57: Space and time are the lords of the universe (Part 2) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 58: Unnecessary Tests Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 59: Giving existential crisis to Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 60: YOUTHHHHHH!!!!!!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 61: Everything is an illusion so there is no point in living Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 62: Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Sharp Claws Attack Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 63: GangB- *cough* Three on One!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 64: Kabedon/Pushdown/Lockdown......(continue here after you understand) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 65: BLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!! (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 66: Animal Abuse Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 67: TED talks with Utakata Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 68: Best way to leave the job - Stop showing up [BONUS] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 69: Hehehehehe (R18+) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 70: Scales of Justice (Part-1/12) [Mihawk’s black sword] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 71: Scales of Justice (Part-2/12) [Becoming the bait] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 72: Scales of Justice (Part-3/12) [A kage candidate] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 73: Scales of Justice (Part-4/12) [Investigations 2/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 74: Scales of Justice (Part-5/12) [Investigations 3/3] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 75: Scales of Justice (Part-6/12) [Truth] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 76: Scales of Justice (Part-7/12) [Hide and seek but everyone’s traumatized] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 77: Scales of Justice (Part-8/12) [Ball Breaker 2.0] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 78: Scales of Justice (Part-9/12) [Your Honor, I Object to This Much Drama] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 79: Scales of Justice (Part-10/12) [State vs. Shikeru (Sleep Wins)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 80: Scales of Justice (Part-11/12) [Illegal Ice Cream Interference] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 81: Scales of Justice (Part-12/12) [The Reaper Remains] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 82: Yugao.exe Has Initiated Sword-Simp Mode Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 83: Still No Mom, But At Least We Have Mastery Points Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 84: Getting pegged by the oldest man (Jungle Edition) (Part-4) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 85: Diplomacy Has Failed: Deploy the Child Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 86: Naruto: We Made Friends. Ren: I Made Seismic Events Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 87: Talent Meets Terror in the Trees Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 88: Best-Dressed Kidnapper and Worst Business Ethics (Ft. The Discounted Negotiation Team of Konoha) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 89: Jiraiya Walks Into a Plot and Immediately Regrets It Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 90: Ninja Wellness Exam: Genin Fatality Risk 80% Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 91: Nine-Year-Old Declares Emotional War on the Entire Hokage Lineage Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 92: Resurrection no Jutsu (Notice) Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 93: Hey guys!! Patreon Announcement!! Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 94: Ren Takahashi: Now Legally Too Powerful for the Tutorial Zone Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 95: S-Class Supervision for a B-Rank Babysitting Job Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 96: We’re Totally Professionals, We Swear Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 97: Shinobi Diplomacy: Smile, Nod, Don’t Stab Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 98: ANBU Observing, Judging, Hating Silently Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 99: Canon Called. It Wants Its Victim Back. Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 100: Promotion Commotion (Part-1) [The Boomers Are Coming to Watch the Kids Throw Hands] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 101: Promotion Commotion (Part-2) [Room 301 and the Endless Hallway] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 102: Promotion Commotion (Part-3) [Speedrunning the Chunin Exam (No Glitches, Just Skill)] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 103: Promotion Commotion (Part-4) [Fugaku Uchiha: Jealous Dad Energy Activated] Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 104: Promotion Commotion (Part-5) [Training Begins with Screaming and Threats] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 105: Promotion Commotion (Part-6) [Konoha’s Got Talent (It’s Mostly Just Punching)] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 106: Promotion Commotion (Part-7) [Begin. BOOM. Winner.] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 107: Promotion Commotion (Part-8) [That Wasn’t a Golem, That Was Target Practice] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 108: Promotion Commotion (Part-9) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 109: Promotion Commotion (Part-10) [Uppercut to Canon] Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 110: The First - Ends Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 111: Kage Diplomacy: Glare, Threaten, Float Away Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 112: Ren’s Trash Talk Speedruns Yugao’s Sanity Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 113: Love, Lies, and a Tree Uprooted Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 114: Emotionally Constipated and Summon-Blocked Too Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 115: Me: I Don’t Need Summons | Also Me: Makes ****** Clones 5 Minutes Later Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 116: When Your Insect Friends Know More About Your Family Than You Do Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 117: They Gave Me a Codename. I Gave Them a Headache. Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 118: Getting Pegged By An Old Man (ANBU Edition) Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 119: The Butterfly Effect Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 120: Mission Maniac Begins His Shift Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 121: They Gave the Masked Kid a Whip. Mistakes Were Made Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 122: Ren’s Guide to Gaslighting the Commander Into More Dangerous Assignments Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 123: Orochimaru Wants to Adopt Ren, and That’s a Problem for Literally Everyone Sep 19th, 2025
Chapter 124: Yoru’s Favorite Hobby: Employee Abuse Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 125: I Got Punched Into Enlightenment Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 126: Operation Soft Launch (Part-1) [Rated S for Subtle Flex] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 127: Operation Soft Launch (Part-2) [Five Rogues, Two Corpses, Zero Sound] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 128: Operation Soft Launch (Part-3) [How to Humble Four Killers and Still Get Stabbed] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 129: Operation Soft Launch (Part-4) [Yoru’s Parenting Style Is Just PTSD with a Mask] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 130: Operation Soft Launch (Part-5) [How to Break a Man Using His Own Sword] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 131: Operation Soft Launch (Part-6) [The Blue Menace and the Shadow War] Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 132: Rated A+ for Violence and Vibes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 133: Giving Existential Crisis to Itsuki Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 134: Divine Sense? In This World? Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 135: October Tenth Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 136: Blue and Yellow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 137: When the Guardian Speaks, the Tower Shakes Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 138: The Light, The Shadow, and That One Kid Who Won’t Shut Up Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 139: The Rogue Hunter’s Guide to Cardio, Chaos, and Cashflow Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 140: The Real Rogue Ninja Were the Friends We Incapacitated Along the Way Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 141: I Didn’t Choose the Shinobi Life, But I Did Monetize It Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 142: When You’re Too Efficient and the Government Tries to Kill You Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 143: Ninja Hide-and-Seek Ends in Fatalities Sep 21st, 2025
Chapter 144: Butterfly Uber Delivers Corpses Now Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 145: I Put a Bounty on Myself Because Therapy’s Too Slow Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 146: Unmarried Elder Woman vs Kid Menace Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 147: Sannin vs Raikage: The Grudge Match Nobody Authorized Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 148: Standing Between a Legend and a Dumb Idea Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 149: Where Loyalty Ends, Madness Begins Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 150: When the World Tries to Erase You Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 151: Notice Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 152: Ren Reacts to Generational Tragedy Like It’s Mildly Inconvenient Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 153: Not a Hero, Just Here to Punch Danzo (What a dream for all of us) Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 154: Yes, I’m Strong. No, I’m Not Interested in Leadership. I Have Ice Cream. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 155: Welcome to The Menacing Society: First Rule Is Don’t Die Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 156: You Wish Your Leadership Was This Chill & Ruthless Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 157: Back from Rogue Hunting & Ready to Bait the Boss Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 158: When Your Basement Looks Like Tobirama’s Garage Sale Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 159: When You’re So Smart Even the Laws of Nature Back Off Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 160: When in Doubt, Lie on the Floor and Pretend You’re a Genius Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 161: Kimura’s Left Hand Triggered My Villain Arc Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 162: Now Testing My ‘Body Is a Weapon’ Hypothesis Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 163: I Didn’t Choose Taijutsu. It Jumped Me In The Alley. Sep 23rd, 2025
Chapter 164: Getting Pegged by an Old Man (Meat Edition) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 165: Yes, I Sat on the Table. What Are You Going to Do, Danzo? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 166: The Child Who Sat on the Table and Took Over the Room Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 167: Hashirama Was Dumb, Hiashi Is Mad, Ren Is Petty. A Konoha Story Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 168: From Genocide Politics To Domestic Violence In Seconds Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 169: "Thank you Sensei." Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 170: Goodbye Politics, Hello Punching S-Rank Shinobi Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 171: Next Time, Just Stay A Backwater Nobody Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 172: An Ocean Of Rumors For A Drop Of Blood Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 173: The Festival Before the Execution Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 174: Boa Hancock Auctioned Your Dignity Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 175: Leaf Village PR Team Be Like: ‘We Swear That’s Not Us’ Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 176: When Your Best Technique Feeds His Training Arc Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 177: He’s giving me life lessons about village injustice while I’m actively ignoring him to test my rock armor. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 178: Another Day, Another Dead Idealist Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 179: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-1) [Hitoshi’s Here Too: Silent, Supportive, Suffering] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 180: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-2) [Kaizoku ou ni, ore wa naru!] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 181: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-3) [Leadership 101: Stop Acting Like An Edgelord Lone Wolf] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 182: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-4) [Ren’s Vacation Home In The Mist: Now With Women’s Bathroom] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 183: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-5) [Mist Village: Where Betrayal Is The National Hobby] Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 184: Ghosts in the Mist (Part- 6) [Naoki’s Successor: The Operator Who Thought ‘Friendship’ Was Safe] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 185: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-7) [The Real Stone Shinobi] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 186: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-8) [If The Daimyo Knows, We’re All Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 187: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-9) [The White Fang’s Son] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 188: Ghost in the Mist (Part-10) [Prey That Bites Back] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 189: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-11) [Bleeding Hounds and Boiled Elders] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 190: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-12) [Tag, You’re Dead] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 191: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-13) [Utakata Sensei >> Professor McGonagall] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 192: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-14) [Sealed With a Kiss (of Death)] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 193: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-15) [Blue shark goes brrrrr......] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 194: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-16) [Who Needs Jutsu When You Can Launch Yourself Like Artillery?] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 195: Ghosts in the Mists (Part-17) [Samehada Hates This One Weird Trick] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 196: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-18) [When the Shark Stops Chasing You But the Government Doesn’t] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 197: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-19) [Wind Style: Spinjutsu : Wind Tornado Ultra Fast Claws Attack] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 198: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-20) [Zetsu Is Just Here for the Drama and He’s Winning] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 199: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-21) [Welcome to Nanohai Shore] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 200: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-22) [Ninjutsu Spam Makes the Battlefield Cry] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 201: Ghosts in the Mist (Part-23) (END) [Ren’s Wiggle Seals the Deal] Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 202: Notice Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 203: Ren Gets Called Short and Declares War on Danzo Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 204: Hey Guys! Welcome Back to my Channel! It’s Reaction time~~ Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 205: Senju Drip, Uchiha Calm, and a Whole Village Watching Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 206: Sasuke Will Never Know Peace (Because of Ren) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 207: I Said What I Said and Then I Said It Again Louder With Corpses Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 208: Danzo’s Vibes Were Off So I Collapsed His Entire Career Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 209: Utakata Rage Quit His Job and Took the HR Department With Him Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 210: Konoha Daily: The Hokage’s Advisor Tried to Kill the Senju Heir but The Senju Heir Turned Him Into Street Decoration Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 211: Shikaku Knows Everything and Pretends to Be Tired to Avoid Eye Contact With Fate Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 212: Koharu Beat Two Senju, Then Got Cancelled by the Third Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 213: Ren Gets Carried into Dinner Like a Deity Too Lazy to Walk Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 214: You Thought It Was a Political Thriller But It Was a Cooking Show All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 215: Imagine Learning 5 Elements and Still Being Short Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 216: Canon Diverged So Hard the System Had to Update Its Terms of Service Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 217: Respectfully, I Will Not Be Your Messiah Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 218: Ren’s Grand Tour of The Clan That Forgot to Leave Him Anything Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 219: Grandma’s Dining Table Is Alive and Judging Me Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 220: The Dining Room is Alive, and I’m Pretty Sure It’s Armed Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 221: The House Was the Real Main Character All Along Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 222: A Mild Glow from the Compound, and Suddenly Everyone Has Flashbacks Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 223: Hinata Blinked and Missed Her Marriage Meeting Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 224: If the Barrier Survives My Curiosity, It Deserves to Defend the Clan Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 225 225: My Sister Will Hear About This Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 226 226: Ren Senju, Framed for a Crime He Definitely Committed Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 227 227: Somewhere, Tobirama is Rolling in His Grave and Laughing His Ass Off Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 228 228: Hiruzen Bans Paint Like It’s a Forbidden Jutsu Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 229 229: Ren and Tsunade’s Joint Brain Cell Executes an S-Rank Scam Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 230 230: Mito Uzumaki Haunts the Hokage’s Career From Beyond the Grave Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 231 231: ~I don't care, I paint the town red ~ Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 232 232: Inoichi’s Daughter Falls for Street Art, Father Spirals Into Existential Crisis Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 233 233: Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 234 234: Getting Pegged by an Old (wo)Man (Family Edition) {Part-2} Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 235: Tsunade’s Punch Was a Hate Crime Against Earth Style Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 236: Shizune Is This Close to Setting Herself on Fire Just to Get Some Peace Oct 1st, 2025
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