Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2)

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If Hitomi hadn't had someone tail him, she wouldn't have known just how much of a lady magnet this guy really was. She had only gone back to her family for a few days, and in that short time, Takashi had already gotten tangled up with Kashiwagi Nagisa, Shijo Maki, Shinomiya Kaguya, and even Ryuju Momo—women not even she could take lightly. Even the last girl she bumped into—Katsura Kotonoha—she did a background check and found the girl's identity was far from simple. "Tch... I knew I should've ditched the mercy act back then. Should've just had his legs broken and chained him to my side. Take him wherever I go." Takashi had gone to his room to grab his fishing rod, so he didn't see the terrifying, shadowed look in Hitomi's eyes. "That's impossible. I play with boys too. I even joined the kendo club today." Takashi slung his fishing rod over his shoulder and came out carrying a tackle box. By now, his expression had returned to normal. "You're going fishing?" "Yeah. Wanna come along?" Takashi invited. "I don't want to waste time with you." Hitomi straightened up, stretched her arms upward, and leaned back slightly, elegantly stretching like a cat. Her graceful figure was completely revealed in that moment of stretching. "You won't catch anything anyway." After saying that, Hitomi didn't even glance at Takashi's gradually reddening face. She twisted her waist and sauntered into his bedroom, slamming the door shut with a bang!. "You've gone too far!" Takashi's face turned beet red with rage, like a boiled duck. The last time he was this furious was when he got a losing streak in Naruto, got head-patted after getting stomped, got rejected in a rematch, got matched with bots, and then got combo'd by those bots after a misplay. Nothing had ever felt this humiliating. "Just you wait! I'm definitely going to catch a ten-pound fish today and show you!" Takashi shouted, slamming the door as he stormed out. Meanwhile, Hitomi had already collapsed onto Takashi's bed, hugging the blanket he used every day, drifting off to sleep with the scent of sunshine still clinging to it. As for what Takashi said—she pretended not to hear it. Given Takashi's terrible fishing skills, him catching a fish was about as likely as Japan winning the World Cup. ... Climbing the rusty exterior stairwell back up to her floor, Kei could feel her underwear soaked with sweat, her whole body sticky. She sniffed herself and frowned. "Can people smell this?" she muttered. Kei had reached the age where she cared about appearances. Even though her family's financial situation didn't allow her to spend money on skincare or expensive cosmetics like other girls her age, she still wanted to maintain a basic sense of cleanliness and dignity in front of others. To Kei, being poor was okay. Dressing plainly was okay. But being dirty and looking sloppy—absolutely not. It wasn't about liking Takashi or anything. She just didn't want anyone to smell anything weird on her. "...Better take a quick shower," she decided inwardly. Maybe it was a waste of water, but she had made up her mind—she would get clean and fresh before seeing Takashi-senpai. "Shower for what?" As she pulled out her key and was about to unlock the door, she looked up and saw her brother staring straight at her. "Ah!" she yelped, startled, dropping her key with a clink! Once she realized what was happening, her expression turned visibly annoyed. She snapped, "You scared me!" "Ah, sorry." Despite his fierce eyes and a face that looked like he might commit domestic violence, Shirogane Miyuki was actually pretty soft-tempered. "I just heard footsteps on the stairs and figured it might be you, so I came out to greet you," he explained, not understanding why his sister had become so moody since hitting puberty—but still trying to calm things down. "Hmph." Kei scoffed. "I'm not a little kid anymore. You don't need to 'greet' me." Deep down, she was happy that her brother cared so much. But in the middle of her rebellious phase, there was no way she could say something embarrassing like "Thanks, Onii-chan!" Instead, she just put on a face of annoyance. "In my heart, you'll always be a little girl," Shirogane Miyuki said, patting her head. Kei's eyes flickered, but in the end, she swatted his hand away with a smack!, flicked her long hair, and strode into the house coolly. "So gross." She dropped her schoolbag, grabbed her change of clothes, and headed straight to the bathroom. "Taking a shower this early? The water hasn't even been run yet." "No need. I'm just rinsing off. I'm going out again soon." With that, she slammed the bathroom door shut without waiting for his response. "Going out?" Miyuki paused. Something was definitely off about his sister today. Spacing out at the door, rushing into the bathroom right after coming home, and then going out again... It all looked like she was specifically showering just to meet someone. 'Could Kei be in love?' The moment that thought popped into his head, he shook it off. No way. There's no way Kei would be dating someone. Probably just going out with some friends. Besides, with such an outstanding older brother like him, it'd be hard for any regular guy to impress her. Miyuki didn't think too much of it and went back to putting on his apron to start making dinner. While he was stir-frying vegetables, Kei came out of the bathroom fully dressed, her hair even blow-dried. She went straight into what was technically her room—a space separated by just a curtain. When she emerged again, Miyuki noticed something shocking: Kei was wearing light makeup. He couldn't hold it in anymore. "Who are you going out with? Guy or girl? What time will you be back? Should I save you dinner? Didn't I tell you before—if you're not coming back to eat, you need to let me know ahead of time..." Listening to Miyuki go on and on with his endless questions, Kei finally snapped. "Could you shut up already?!" "You nag more than a grandma! Are you my mom or what?!" "I've had enough of it! Don't treat me like a little kid all the time, okay?! I have my own will!" Miyuki looked hurt, but still replied, "I can't help it, can I?" "The truth is... there's no mom in this house." "If I don't say it, no one else will." Here we go again. He always treated her like a child. And for someone as prideful as Kei, that was the most disgusting thing of all. "That's the part I hate the most!" With that, she threw out the words and slammed the door as she stormed out. "Wait!" By the time Miyuki turned off the stove, took off his apron, and hurried to chase after her, he saw Kei straddling the back of a motorcycle, chatting with a delinquent-looking guy—buzz cut, earrings, cocky smile and all. Not far away, their stern-faced father, just returning from work, also saw the scene—his expression full of shock. Bleached hair, loud engine, schoolgirl, middle-aged dad. Classic combo complete. (Takashi: "Excuse me? It's silver hair, okay? Are you color blind?") 'So Kei took that shower just to meet this guy...' Miyuki thought, and in that moment, imagining his sweet, proud little sister—whom he'd protected all his life—falling for someone like that... He suddenly regretted not bringing his kitchen knife with him. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
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