Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing?

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The story starts in Chapter 31 of "Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute": Every Friday, students start acting like cats about to go into heat, becoming unusually excited. As... Don’t miss it!

Every Friday, students start acting like cats about to go into heat, becoming unusually excited. As long as they get through the day, they can sleep in tomorrow, no need to wake up early. You could also stay in a room with the air conditioner on, drink iced beverages, and play games all day without anyone saying anything. Everyone was thrilled and restless—everyone except Takashi. Because he realized his system seemed to have a bug. He couldn't take any new requests. His current date was still stuck with Katsura Kotonoha. This was making Takashi incredibly frustrated. It felt like he had been progressing through a major world quest, only to accidentally trigger a ridiculously long and tedious side quest, which prevented him from continuing the main quest until it was completed. Wasn't this just plain annoying? If Takashi had enough points, he could have spent 10,000 points to unilaterally end the date. Unfortunately, he had used up all his points purchasing intelligence stats. He was completely broke. In other words, if he didn't finish this date with Katsura Kotonoha, he would never be able to earn points again. Everything else could be dealt with, but this was a serious issue. Every time he thought about it, his temples throbbed. "My whole plan is messed up." He had originally planned everything for this week. After school today, he was supposed to head to Chiba for a date with Eriri, then take the train home to rest. On Saturday morning, he would go jogging with Yotsuba to strengthen their bond. At noon, he would meet Maki to listen to her vent and strategize her so-called "Take Back Tanuma Tsubasa Plan." In the evening, he would take the train back to Chiba to watch a romance movie with Utaha as research for her novel. On Sunday morning, he would meet Yotsuba again. In the afternoon, he had to make time to buy a car and go shopping for clothes with Narii. At night, he had another date. It was a gathering organized by Hiratsuka Shizuka, arranged a week in advance. He had planned to earn a huge amount of points this week, but because of this situation with Kotonoha, everything had fallen apart. He was now considering canceling all his plans except for the one with Narii. 'Where exactly is the problem?' In class, Takashi twirled his 0.5mm mechanical pencil, pretending to listen attentively, but in reality, he was lost in thought about his situation with the girls. This act of "thoughtful contemplation" pleased the literature teacher, who felt gratified and even became more enthusiastic in her lecture. Of course, her enthusiasm wasn't entirely because she loved teaching—it also had something to do with Takashi placing third in the national mock exam last year, earning her a hefty bonus from the principal. "Excuse me!" Midway through the class, a soft, feminine voice rang out from the classroom door, making Takashi jolt in surprise. The mechanical pencil in his hand slipped and fell onto his textbook with a sharp "clack!" But no one was paying attention to him right now. At that moment, all eyes in the classroom turned toward the doorway. "Look!" "She's stunning! Could she be even prettier than Narii?" "Are you blind? Narii is way more beautiful!" "Forget about who's prettier—just look at that figure! That size! That shape! Is that even something a high school girl can have?" "Do you guys ever think about anything other than boobs?" "Wait, she's wearing Sakaki Academy's uniform... Is she a transfer student?" When they saw the girl standing at the door—a long-legged beauty with an A4 waist, 34D curves, a swan-like neck, and flawless porcelain skin—the entire class erupted in excitement. Especially the boys. A girl who was young, beautiful, and well-endowed had an irresistible appeal to teenage boys brimming with hormones. No, scratch that. Men of all ages seemed to like this type. "May I help you?" The literature teacher glanced at the girl at the door, a hint of confusion in her eyes. She hadn't received any notice about a transfer student joining their class. "Excuse me, is... um, Takashi here?" Kotonoha hesitated, her voice soft with shyness, using a name far too intimate for a mere acquaintance. She had no choice—she didn't know Takashi's full name. All she knew was that he was called "Takashi" and that he was a student at Aoba Private Academy. Kotonoha's voice was too quiet for the literature teacher to catch, but a girl sitting near the door immediately exclaimed, "Takashi?! She just called Kitahara by 'Takashi'!" The class, which had been enjoying the spectacle, suddenly tensed up. Narii's expression sharpened instantly upon hearing that name. Takashi—only she was allowed to call Takashi that. Who did this b*tch think she was, using that nickname? "No way... Is she Takashi's official girlfriend?" "Kitahara, you absolute bastard!" "Curse you, Kitahara! Go to hell!" "Kitahara, are Aoba girls not good enough for you? Why are you dating a girl from another school?" "Guys like Kitahara should just be neutered!" As the angry murmurs spread, Takashi's face visibly darkened. Gradually, the classroom grew quieter. For the first time, they saw anger and frustration on Takashi's normally friendly face. Suppressing his urge to use the "inch punch" to split Kotonoha's skull open, Takashi raised his hand. "Teacher, she's here to see me. I'll step out for a moment." "Go ahead," the literature teacher said without making things difficult for him. "Thank you, Sensei." Takashi stood up and walked toward Kotonoha. As he approached, Kotonoha's lips curled into a small smile, but upon seeing the dark expression on his face, her smile vanished, and she instinctively lowered her head. "Takashi, who is she?" As he passed her, Narii grabbed his wrist and questioned him. "I'll explain later." Takashi gently freed his wrist from Narii's grip and quickly reached Kotonoha. Ignoring her possible fear of men, he grabbed her arm and pulled her aside. "Sensei, I need to use the restroom." Not long after Takashi left, Narii stood up. Her long, slender legs kicked the chair back, creating a sharp, grating noise. Without waiting for the teacher's approval, she strode out of the classroom. She had to find out what was going on between that b*tch and Takashi. ... Takashi dragged Kotonoha to the far end of the hallway, near the restroom, and pushed her against the wall. His expression was as dark as a storm cloud. "Why are you here?" He never expected Kotonoha to come to his school in person. He should have known better than to meet his dates using his real identity. "The reporters who interviewed us that day got fired." "They thought we were a couple, and now they keep bothering me, asking me to plead for them." Pausing for a moment, Kotonoha cautiously glanced at Takashi's face and whispered, "They've been harassing me for days, and it's started affecting my life." Takashi's expression softened. "So you came today to plead on their behalf?" "Partly, yes." Biting her lip, Kotonoha hesitated before adding, "My little sister heard about what happened and wants to invite you to our house for dinner." "I'm not interested in—" Takashi started to refuse, but then he remembered his task was still stuck on Kotonoha. Changing his tone, he asked, "When?" Before Kotonoha could answer, a chilling voice interrupted from the side. "What are you two doing?" ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ [5 bonus chapter if we reach 10 reviews] Check out the other translations too: [Mash-Up: Anything For Money] ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 166: 165: Stepping on Four Boat Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 167: 166: Stepping on Four Boat (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 168: 167: The Shovel Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 169: 168: The Shovel (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 170: 169: Small Fry~ Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 171: 170: Small Fry~ (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 172: 171: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 173: 172: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 174: 173: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 175: 174: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 176: 175: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 177: 176: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 178: 177: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 179: 178: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 180: 179: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 181: 180: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 182: 181: The Final Whisper Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 183: 182: The Final Whisper (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 184: 183: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 185: 184: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 186: 185: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 187: 186: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 188: 187: Good Friends? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 189: 188: Good Friends? (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 190: 189: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 191: 190: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 192: 191: The Sleeping Swallow Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 193: 192: The Sleeping Swallow (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 194: 193: Sit Here Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 195: 194: Sit Here (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 196: 195: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 197: 196: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 198: 197: Big Sis Hitomi, Save Me Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 199: 198: Landlady, Do I Still Have a Chance? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 200: 199: The Road You Couldn't Finish, I'll Walk It for You Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 201: 200: Dad? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 202: 201: This Moment is Eternal Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 203: 202: You Can Dodge It Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 204: 203: You Might Be a Genius, But Koshien Is Full of Them Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 205: 204: Are You Planning to Go Into the Industry? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 206: 205: Good Evening, Doma-san. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 207: 206: Takashi, Stop Pretending. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 208: 207: Not Willing to Be Just Friends Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 209: 208: Good Morning, Doma-san Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 210: 209: Give Me a Gun. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 211: 210: Give Me a Gun. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 212: 211: You Have to Be the Best Too. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 213: 212: You Have to Be the Best Too. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 214: 213: Son? Mom? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 215: 214: Son? Mom? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 216: 215: I Consider You a Sister. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 217: 216: I Consider You a Sister. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 218: 217: The Real Takashi? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 219: 218: The Real Takashi? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 220: 219: He’s Not That Kind of Person. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 221: 220: He’s Not That Kind of Person. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 222: 221: Run when you go see someone you like. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 223: 222: Run when you go see someone you like. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 224: 223: Countdown to Breakup Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 225: 224: Countdown to Breakup (2) Oct 15th, 2025
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