Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2)

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"Eh? Why's he looking this way?" Koyasu Tsubame had been sneakily watching Takashi, but when his gaze shifted toward her, she immediately lowered her head and silently chanted in her heart: "You can't see me, you can't see me..." "Sigh, looks like I'm not getting my affection points back..." Takashi could tell just by how Koyasu Tsubame avoided eye contact that he was done for. Actually, when he broke down the door earlier, the system panel had already popped up. But at the time, he wasn't in the right mindset to think about it. It was only now that he noticed—she was actually one of his targets. [Target: Koyasu Tsubame] [Age: 18] [Intelligence: 7] [Charm: 8] [Stamina: 6] [From: Kaguya-sama: Love is War] [Crush: None] [No boyfriend, available for dating] Honestly, it was his first time encountering an 18-year-old girl with no crush and no boyfriend. He didn't refrain from dating girls because he was a saint—it was because 18 was his moral bottom line. Takashi knew that in Japan, high school students having sex was actually pretty common. But he couldn't bring himself to cross that line. It was like liking lolis in anime—online, people would joke around and say "Same here!" But if you actually laid a hand on a girl under 18 in real life, you'd get doxxed and destroyed instantly. That's why Takashi had remained pure for so long. At the very least, they had to be 18. Now, after finally meeting someone like that, he'd scared her off—he could only regretfully slap his thigh. Sure, he said he wouldn't go after targets. But couldn't he lower his standards just a little? He figured some of the targets were still decent people—like Kato Megumi, Kato Megumi... and uh, Kato Megumi. Wait, why is it all Megumi? Crap, is he surrounded by Megumis? Takashi realized he knew quite a few quality women, but when it came to someone he could really fall in love with—or even imagine a future with—it seemed Megumi was the only one. Well, Hiratsuka Shizuka was great too. But Shizuka-san's age... sigh. Every time Takashi remembered that she was eight years older than him, he felt down. He truly liked Shizuka's personality, but when he imagined himself at 25 and her already 33... Even if she had money, took care of herself, and aged well—given her personality, could she really bear it if people said, "Those two look like mother and son standing together"? Takashi was lost in thought when suddenly, someone gripped his arm tightly, making him grimace in pain. "What are you doing?" Takashi snapped. Sure, the adrenaline rush was great... But once it wore off, he'd always crash into weakness—it was impossible for him to maintain a normal state. To put it bluntly, right now he was so weak that even a guy who just had a peach smoothie could beat him up. "Manager! I lost my job because of you! Don't you think you owe me some compensation?" Nanami stood before him, hands on her hips, demanding compensation. "I didn't report you for working overtime—that's already me being merciful, and you still want compensation? You must be out of your mind." Takashi flicked her forehead with his finger. "Ow!" Nanami immediately covered her forehead with a pitiful look. "Can't you just offer a little something...?" Takashi smiled kindly. "Nanami, do you want to know what it feels like to lose two jobs in one day?" Nanami immediately zipped her lips and silently cursed in her heart: "Takashi the Skinflint!" So what if you're the manager? You think you're all that? Just wait—one day she'd have him under her heel!!! Of course! That was just a thought Nanami didn't dare to say out loud. Becoming a voice actress? That dream she could still chase. But stepping on Takashi? That would require becoming some kind of... dominatrix. "Watanabe, I've already sorted things out for you." At that moment, Nagisa walked over holding a few contracts. To prevent any of the part-timers from trying to blackmail them later, she'd called her family lawyer over. Only after they signed the documents did she let Takashi transfer the money to them. "Thanks," Takashi said sincerely. This time, he meant it. Honestly, Nagisa was a pretty easy person to get along with—if she didn't have a crush on him. Takashi couldn't understand what she saw in him. He couldn't tell if she was serious or joking about liking him. And he wasn't sure—was she only showing interest in him because Maki had gotten close to him? Logically, if she liked Maki, she should be warning him to stay away. So why say she liked him? Takashi didn't get it. "Don't thank me. I caused this too," Nagisa replied, sensing that his gratitude was genuine. She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. She hadn't expected Takashi to lose control like that. After a moment's hesitation, she said, "Actually, I can compensate you for the losses this time." Takashi raised a hand to stop her. "Then I'd really be the Kashiwagi family's live-in son-in-law." Even though bleeding money like this made his head ache— At least, he was still free. If he really accepted help from the Kashiwagi family, he'd probably have to change his name to Kashiwagi Takashi. "You're a greedy guy who serves those high-maintenance women with a smile—but when it comes to taking money from us, why won't you? Do you think our money is dirty?" Nagisa just couldn't figure him out. He was so clearly money-hungry, yet always kept her at a distance. Takashi shook his head. "It's not the same." The money from Utaha and Eriri was earned through his own efforts. Every train fare to Chiba, every hour spent picking restaurants a week in advance, every time he supported them emotionally when they were down, even when he voluntarily stepped back from the guys they liked—didn't all of that count as labor? He knew he was just a stand-in. He never dared cross the line or even hope they'd fall for him. He always knew his place. "You really are stubborn," Nagisa said with a wry smile. "Then... Can I buy you?" Takashi chuckled. "Guests are always welcome—but I won't date someone who already has a boyfriend." He hadn't even accepted Kotonoha—there was no way he'd accept Nagisa. "What if I break up with Tanuma Tsubasa?" Nagisa suddenly asked. "..." Takashi was stunned. He hadn't expected her to say that. "He's a good guy! I don't want you two breaking up because of me—it's not worth it." Takashi stood up from his chair. "I'm going to redo my makeup." As he walked away, Nagisa's face remained calm—so calm it was impossible to tell what she was really thinking beneath the surface. Not far away, having overheard part of their conversation, Koyasu Tsubame glanced over with gossip-loving eyes. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! 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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
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