Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon]

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Chapter 71 of "Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute" opens with exciting events: As Takashi stepped forward, the host teased, "Sir, after hearing the previous lady's performance, do... Continue reading!

As Takashi stepped forward, the host teased, "Sir, after hearing the previous lady's performance, do you feel any pressure?" To be honest, Takashi's luck was quite unfortunate. According to the original script, Hoshino Ai was supposed to be the last performer. But no one expected that someone else would sign up in the last twenty minutes. Takashi thought for a moment and replied, "Not really." It wasn't that much pressure. After all, Hoshino Ai was just an idol, not a diva. In the entertainment industry, idols and singers were not the same. Divas sell their music and take pride in their singing skills. Idols, on the other hand, sell themselves. An idol's career is built on their persona—they captivate the public by maximizing their charm and providing a "fantasy romance service" to fans. Fans invest their time and money, while idols offer emotional value and spiritual comfort in return—it's a mutually beneficial relationship. But the moment an idol enters a romantic relationship and is "claimed" by someone, their appeal disappears. At that point, there's no reason for fans to continue supporting them. Idols don't survive on their singing skills or music. Their vocal abilities are only impressive when compared to ordinary people, but among professionals, they're the weakest link. In terms of pure singing ability, they're probably on par with internet singers in the country. This has nothing to do with effort—it's simply a matter of talent. The host, surprised by Takashi's confidence, asked, "You seem quite sure of yourself. So, what song will you be performing?" Takashi answered softly, "I'll Do It!" "I'll Do It"—also known as Hoshino Ai's execution song. In reality, this song had nothing to do with Hoshino Ai at all. But because its melody fit well with anime edits and happened to be popular around the time Oshi no Ko was released, people began using it in edits. With some fans intentionally pushing the meme and others joining in blindly, it eventually became known as Hoshino Ai's execution song. In the end, one passionate fan is worth ten haters. Upon hearing the song title, even though it was the peak of summer with the scorching sun hanging high, Hoshino Ai felt an overwhelming chill in her limbs. A sharp, piercing pain spread through her abdomen, as if she had been stabbed viciously. "Strange." Instinctively, she reached for her waist, confused. Takashi waited for a long time, but the music never started. He looked at the host, puzzled. The host looked just as awkward. "It seems this song isn't in the tracklist?" Takashi was momentarily stunned. "It's not available?" He hadn't expected that. For a moment, he almost forgot—this wasn't his previous life. "Do you know any other songs?" Takashi rested his chin on his hand, thought for a moment, and said, "Then, do you have Lemon?" The greatest barrier in music is language. A song that becomes a hit domestically might not necessarily do well overseas. The reason is simple—people can't understand the lyrics. Very few songs can truly transcend language barriers. Kenshi Yonezu was one of the few that Takashi knew. "We have it." As the intro played, the crowd quickly fell silent. Narii even raised her phone to start recording. On stage, Takashi placed one hand on his headphone, lowered his head slightly, and when the lyrics arrived, he began singing with a voice filled with confusion and sorrow: "梦ならばどれほどよかったでしょう (If only this were all just a dream) 未だにあなたのことを梦にみる (Even now, I still see you in my dreams) 忘れた物を取りに帰るように (As if retrieving something long forgotten) 古びた思い出の埃を払う (Gently brushing off the dust of old memories) ..." Each breath carried the melody, blending seamlessly with his voice, piercing straight into the hearts of the audience. An electrifying shock spread through the crowd, as if an invisible current had surged through them. Those who had been distracted or playing on their phones gradually put their devices away. All eyes were now locked on Takashi. "It's over..." The moment Hoshino Ai heard Takashi's voice, she knew—her first place was gone. She had encountered a true powerhouse. "You liar!!!" Akari bit her lip, her beautiful eyes glaring at Takashi in fury. Didn't you say you only knew a little about singing? Why is your little so different from my little?! As expected, this guy was a complete liar! From now on, she wouldn't believe a single punctuation mark he said! ... "Some happiness can never be relived" "That was the last thing you told me" "The gray past hidden in my heart" "Without you, it will forever remain gray." On the second floor of the shopping mall, Fujiwara Chika suddenly noticed that Kaguya had stopped walking and was staring downward in silence. "Kaguya, what's wrong?" Kaguya didn't answer, simply standing there. Curious, Fujiwara Chika moved closer and looked down as well. On stage, a boy with a somewhat mischievous air was singing. "Oh, he's totally my type," Fujiwara Chika thought to herself. She did have a slight M tendency. If he were to take her forcefully, she probably wouldn't resist. Meanwhile, Kaguya continued listening to Takashi's singing, her expression unchanged. However, the corners of her lips curled upward ever so slightly—just about a centimeter. "Without me, your world will remain forever gray? Do you like me that much?" Kaguya hadn't expected Takashi to be this obsessed with her. Running into him singing here, she figured this was probably another one of his attempts to get her attention. It wasn't the first time boys had tried something like this. "A pathetic tactic. But... I suppose it's not as unpleasant this time." Now that Takashi had shaved his hair shorter, he actually looked a bit more pleasing to the eye. "Too bad his gaze is still disgusting. If only it were more fierce, more ruthless—that would be perfect." Still, overall, her impression of him had improved. ... "I understand" " There will never be" " Anything more painful than this..." "Who would've thought he could sing this well? I suppose that's one of his few good points." On the third floor, Maki crossed her arms, watching and commenting. Nagisa didn't respond. She simply rested her hands on the glass railing, propped her chin up with one hand, closed her eyes, and gently swayed her head to the rhythm. "No way... does Nagisa actually like him?" Watching her, a sense of unease crept into Maki's heart. She wanted to ask, but then she hesitated. If Nagisa fell for Takashi, she would definitely break up with Tanuma Tsubasa. That would mean Maki had a chance. But... She didn't want Nagisa to be with Tanuma Tsubasa. And she definitely didn't want to see her end up with Takashi either. "Him? Someone like him? As if he's worthy of my best friend." ... "Komi, Tadano, look! Someone's singing." Natsumi Osana excitedly pointed at the boy on stage and took out her phone. "I'm recording this!" "It's Lemon—a really popular song. Komi, have you heard—" Tadano Hitohito turned to ask Komi Shouko, but stopped mid-sentence. Komi Shouko, who usually had little expression, had her lips slightly parted, and her sharp eyes were slowly transforming into round, wide ones. On stage, Takashi remained completely unaware. Just like Shirou's infamous high jump attempt, his singing performance was being watched closely by every girl who had once seen his true self. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 166: 165: Stepping on Four Boat Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 167: 166: Stepping on Four Boat (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 168: 167: The Shovel Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 169: 168: The Shovel (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 170: 169: Small Fry~ Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 171: 170: Small Fry~ (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 172: 171: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 173: 172: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 174: 173: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 175: 174: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 176: 175: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 177: 176: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 178: 177: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 179: 178: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 180: 179: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 181: 180: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 182: 181: The Final Whisper Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 183: 182: The Final Whisper (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 184: 183: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 185: 184: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 186: 185: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 187: 186: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 188: 187: Good Friends? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 189: 188: Good Friends? (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 190: 189: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 191: 190: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 192: 191: The Sleeping Swallow Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 193: 192: The Sleeping Swallow (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 194: 193: Sit Here Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 195: 194: Sit Here (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 196: 195: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 197: 196: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 198: 197: Big Sis Hitomi, Save Me Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 199: 198: Landlady, Do I Still Have a Chance? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 200: 199: The Road You Couldn't Finish, I'll Walk It for You Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 201: 200: Dad? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 202: 201: This Moment is Eternal Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 203: 202: You Can Dodge It Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 204: 203: You Might Be a Genius, But Koshien Is Full of Them Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 205: 204: Are You Planning to Go Into the Industry? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 206: 205: Good Evening, Doma-san. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 207: 206: Takashi, Stop Pretending. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 208: 207: Not Willing to Be Just Friends Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 209: 208: Good Morning, Doma-san Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 210: 209: Give Me a Gun. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 211: 210: Give Me a Gun. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 212: 211: You Have to Be the Best Too. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 213: 212: You Have to Be the Best Too. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 214: 213: Son? Mom? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 215: 214: Son? Mom? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 216: 215: I Consider You a Sister. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 217: 216: I Consider You a Sister. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 218: 217: The Real Takashi? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 219: 218: The Real Takashi? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 220: 219: He’s Not That Kind of Person. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 221: 220: He’s Not That Kind of Person. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 222: 221: Run when you go see someone you like. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 223: 222: Run when you go see someone you like. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 224: 223: Countdown to Breakup Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 225: 224: Countdown to Breakup (2) Oct 15th, 2025
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