Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario

Words : 1252 Updated : Oct 9th, 2025
Mikado Haruto flinched when he heard what Takashi was asking for, his mouth twitching. "Junior, do you really think I would have something like that? What do you think I am!" What are you? A major player in Tokyo! Takashi didn't say anything, simply staring at Mikado Haruto. "Senpai, I know about your... achievements. Do you really want me to say it out loud?" Takashi knew about his senior. The "Sweep the Red-Light District" series—his name appeared in every volume. Every time they did a sweep, he was there. He was not just an average guy; he was a flashy one. He had tried everything—vibrating candies, whips, crystal rods, expanders... you name it, he had done it. "Cough, cough." Mikado Haruto was completely embarrassed. He hadn't expected his glorious exploits to be known by students from his alma mater. He clenched his fist in a half-hearted attempt to cover his embarrassment and coughed awkwardly. "I don't have anything like that, but speaking of which, I have a friend who might have something like that. Wait here, I'll go get it for you." With that, Mikado Haruto practically fled from the scene. Once he left, it was just Takashi and Eriri in the room. The atmosphere fell silent again, but this time, the one feeling awkward was Takashi. He didn't know what to say, thinking about putting on his headphones and just listening to music until it passed. At that moment, Eriri suddenly spoke up, "He has the same kind of headphones as you." Takashi stiffened, but quickly recovered, glancing around and pointing to himself. "Kashiwagi-sensei, are you talking to me?" "Mm." Eriri calmly stared at him. "Takashi, you remind me of a friend of mine." "Really?" "Mm. His name is Watanabe Takashi." When Takashi heard this, sweat began to trickle down his neck, and his heart started pounding loudly, like the sound of a drum. "Isn't it a coincidence? Both of your names have the character 'Takashi' in them." What did she mean by that? Was she hinting at something? Takashi panicked inwardly. He didn't understand why Eriri suddenly said this. Could his identity have been exposed? Takashi didn't answer, and Eriri, seemingly lost in her own thoughts, continued, "Takashi, would you fall for a girl who looks very much like the one you like?" Why was she asking me that? Takashi didn't understand why she was asking. They weren't really that close. He didn't want to answer the question and forced a smile. "Uh, Kashiwagi-sensei, with you suddenly asking me this, I don't really know how to answer." Eriri looked at him quietly. "Then think about it carefully." Under her deep, ocean-blue gaze, Takashi felt the pressure. It felt like he was facing a major life decision. After thinking for a long time, he slowly spoke, "No." If he had taken Tomoya's place, replacing him, then Takashi would have said yes. But Takashi's goal was to scam her out of some money, not her feelings. Scamming for feelings was something Tomoya should handle. "Kashiwagi-sensei, do you like me?" Eriri gave him a surprised look, not understanding why he was asking her if she liked him. She shook her head. As she did, her golden hair cascaded like a waterfall. Takashi had already expected this result, so he wasn't disappointed at all. In fact, he felt relieved. It meant Eriri didn't know the truth. "I don't know what you've been through, Kashiwagi-sensei, but if the person you like doesn't look like the one you like, would you still start something with him?" "..." Eriri fell silent. Takashi shrugged, a smile tugging at his lips. "The answer is pretty obvious, isn't it?" Eriri was like a lightning strike, staring blankly at his smile. It wasn't just because of his words, but also because of his smile. She realized that when Takashi smiled, he looked exactly like Watanabe Takashi, with two faint dimples. "If he doesn't look like the person you like, then you wouldn't have a story with him." "Because to you, Kashiwagi-sensei, A can be A, but B can be anyone, right?" The afternoon sunlight streamed through the glass, scattering across the floor like scattered water drops, sparkling and glimmering, only to scatter into untouchable mist as the wind blew. Under the sunlight, Takashi smiled casually, and Eriri felt an inexplicable panic rise in her chest. This feeling of unease was even stronger than what she had felt that night with Watanabe Takashi. Her lips parted, but she didn't say a word, not until Mikado Haruto returned. "Here." "Thank you." Takashi returned to the shooting set and handed the still-sealed "Steadfast Visit" special edition headphones to Marin. As for why they were brand new? Well, it was because the older model was still connected to the remote control on his phone. Marin looked at the little devil in her hand, and a shy blush slowly spread across her cheeks, as red as summer fruit, vibrant and enticing. She was quite popular with boys at school and had received many gifts, but this was her first time receiving something like this. Takashi frowned as he watched Marin stand there without moving. "What are you still standing there for?" I brought you the thing, so just use it already. "Uh, well, I..." Marin stammered, and Takashi stared at her for a moment before his face darkened. "You're not backing out, are you?" Marin cosplayed as Kuroe Shizuku from Saint, Slippery, Slippery Girl's Academy: The Unashamed Miracle Life 2nd Generation. How to describe this character? Very lewd, very raunchy, with various "Ahegao" expressions everywhere. Since she had been a model, the first few shots went smoothly. But when it came time for the Ahegao expressions, Marin wasn't satisfied. She felt her Ahegao expressions were too fake, not realistic enough, and asked him to come up with some way to make them better. Takashi had originally suggested she find a movie, go to the bathroom, and reward herself with her middle finger. However, Marin rejected the suggestion. Because the bathrooms at conventions, especially the women's ones, were always crowded. The time is too long, it will cause trouble for others. Takashi also thought so and suggested inserting a little devil. This suggestion was made with her agreement, and that's when he shamelessly went to borrow it. Now that he has borrowed it, if she dares not use it, Takashi decides to turn around and leave. "Isn't it?" Marin waved her hands repeatedly to deny it. Then, under Takashi's gaze, her already red face turned even redder, to the point where it seemed like blood might drip out. "Just... just that..." Takashi became a little impatient: "Speak directly, don't waste my time." He had already borrowed a little devil, what else could not be said? Marin closed her eyes: "Kitahara-kun, can you hold the remote control, don't give it to Gojo-kun." "..." Takashi's expression was strange upon hearing this. What kind of Ne To Ra Re scenario is this? Do you even know what you're saying? Let me control you? In front of the person you like?? ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
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