Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2)

Words : 1399 Updated : Oct 3rd, 2025
Owning a club in Kabukicho's prime location meant Yamata Kazumi likely had some powerful backing. But even so, Takashi highly doubted she could make Sanka Aria come and apologize. That woman might be insufferable, but she wasn't an idiot. Even when she was blackout drunk, she still knew when to back off upon seeing Ryuju Momo. Clearly, she knew who she could mess with and who she couldn't. If they dared to throw out a line like, "Do you believe I can make it impossible for you to survive in Tokyo?" Before running into Ryuju Momo, it meant they were relying on the influence of the Sanka family and clearly weren't afraid of this establishment's owner. Takashi didn't want to blow things out of proportion. Besides, whatever grievances he had suffered, Ryuju Momo had already avenged him. "That won't do," Haruno said, as if she were intentionally trying to draw the two closer. She smiled and suggested, "How about this? Tonight, all of our expenses are on the house. What do you say, Yamata?" "No problem." Yamata Kazumi finished speaking, then pulled a business card from her pocket and handed it over to Takashi with both hands. "My name is Yamata Kazumi. This is my card. Please accept it." Despite the abundance of communication methods in modern society, having a business card was still considered an important symbol of one's profession and status. In Japan, exchanging business cards was an essential business etiquette, an indispensable formality. To the Japanese, a small card wasn't just a means of sharing basic contact details; it conveyed a wealth of important information, including one's company, position, responsibilities, address, phone number, and email, all while maintaining a polite level of distance to protect privacy. If someone met a person and immediately asked to add them on LINE, they might not even end up as friends, let alone business partners. Most people would see it as a breach of etiquette. In Japan, presenting a business card upon meeting someone was the proper way of doing things. By handing him her card, Yamata Kazumi was clearly treating him with the highest level of respect. "My name is Watanabe Takashi. I'm still a university student, so I don't have a business card yet," Takashi explained as he accepted the card, just to make sure the other party didn't think he was being dismissive. Although he didn't think he'd have any further interactions with her, he wasn't one to be rude. After all, who knew what the future might hold? What if he actually needed her help one day? Takashi never turned down the opportunity to make new connections. "Watanabe Takashi?" Before Yamata Kazumi could say anything, a voice tinged with amusement sounded from behind them. Takashi's body stiffened. He hadn't expected Ryuju Momo to appear at such an unfortunate moment. Of all the times she could've arrived, she just had to show up right when he was using a fake name. She knew his real name. "And since when did you start calling yourself—Mmmph!" Before Ryuju Momo could finish her sentence, Takashi lunged forward and covered her mouth with his hand. "Big sis, I'm begging you! Just don't expose me! I'll even bow down and apologize later if you want!" His face was full of pleading desperation. Ryuju Momo glanced at his hand over her mouth, her ears turning slightly red. She slapped his hand away and turned her head with a huff. Though she didn't say anything, Takashi knew she wouldn't spill the truth. Turning back, he noticed that both Yamata Kazumi and Haruno were staring at him in complete shock. Was this guy suicidal? How could he be this bold? Did he not realize who she was? That was Ryuju Momo—the beloved daughter of a notorious yakuza boss. The last person who had disrespected her had been stuffed into a cement barrel and dumped into Tokyo Bay. "Wait... isn't he supposed to be Shizuka's man? Then why does he seem to have such a close relationship with the Ryuju family's princess?" Haruno was filled with questions. But then, she quickly realized that this was her chance to establish a connection with Ryuju Momo. "Miss Ryuju , nice to meet you. I'm Yukinoshita Haruno, the eldest daughter of the Chiba prefectural councilor, Yukinoshita," she said, immediately standing up from the couch and flashing a perfect smile. Her expression was impeccably controlled, with not a single flaw in its curvature. But Ryuju Momo clearly wasn't impressed. She had seen too many fake smiles like this before. To her, it was downright nauseating. Not to mention, she loathed politicians and their two-faced ways. "Come with me." Ryuju Momo has always been a straightforward person. She never cared about family background—she only befriended people based on whether she liked them or not. She had taken a liking to Takashi and had reluctantly allowed him to tag along. Otherwise, even if Kaguya herself came asking, it wouldn't have worked. She didn't like Haruno, so she wasn't about to waste time talking to her. "That's not really fair, is it? They're all my friends," Takashi said, tugging lightly at her sleeve. "You want to stay here?" Ryuju Momo's eyes held a teasing glint. Takashi had a feeling that if he refused, she would probably just stop talking to him altogether. "Alright, alright, I'll go! How could I not go when you're calling me?" "I'm just your loyal underling. Wherever you point, I'll strike." "Great, then go take out the police commissioner's son for me." "...Me?" Me? Takashi pointed at himself in disbelief. Wasn't this a little too much to ask? If he had the guts to take out the police commissioner's son, why would he still be worrying about someone like Kashiwagi Nagisa? "Didn't you just say you'd go wherever I pointed?" "How about this—forget taking him out. At the next kendo competition, I'll give him a thorough beating on your behalf." Takashi had thought of a compromise. "You think you can beat him?" Ryuju Momo looked him up and down skeptically. The guy was the kendo club captain since his first year. Not because of his family's power, but because he had actual skill. Even Ryuju Momo had to admit that he was strong. "You dare question the prowess of my Blade Dancer skills?" Takashi had his complaints about the system—it was unreliable and loved messing with him—but he couldn't deny that the rewards were worth it. "If you actually manage to beat him, I'll grant you one wish," Ryuju Momo said, though she highly doubted he could pull it off. Takashi was about to speak, but then his eyes flickered with an idea, and he looked at Ryuju Momo with a burning gaze. "Can I cash in the wish early?" "...What do you want?" Ryuju Momo adjusted her collar, taking a step back. Surely, he wasn't about to say that, was he? She did have a good impression of Takashi, but he wasn't really her type. Because of her father's influence, she liked more masculine men. They could be friends, but as lovers? Definitely not. "I'll be your host for one night. Can you spend 5.78 million yen on me?" Takashi felt that she had misunderstood, but he didn't bother correcting her. Because he had just come up with a way to exploit the system. The system had tasked him with becoming a host and earning 5.78 million yen within a month. So why not be a host for just one night and find a generous top spender to shower him with money? Damn, I'm a genius. "...Do I look like an easy mark to you?" Ryuju Momo laughed in exasperation. I treat you like a friend, and you treat me like a sucker? Have I been too nice to you, Takashi? Have you started getting cocky? ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! 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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
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