Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something?

Words : 1326 Updated : Oct 5th, 2025
"Let me introduce myself. Kitahara Takashi, owner of Kuro." That morning, Miku sat on her bed, hair a mess, still not quite awake. Her eyes, empty of focus, stared blankly at the wall, while her mind replayed the scene from last night—how that silver-haired delinquent-type with the earring had cornered her and said those words. In truth, Takashi hadn't made things difficult for her last night. He hadn't even taken Kuro with him. He really did seem like he'd just passed by, showed up, and then vanished, carrying the vibe of an old-school wandering samurai. 'Why am I thinking about him again...' Miku shook her head, and her silky long hair swayed with the motion. She couldn't fall back asleep, so she simply got out of bed, planning to head downstairs to check on Kuro. Yesterday, Kuro had gotten pretty badly hurt protecting her. And yet Takashi, as Kuro's owner, didn't seem to care at all. He left the dog at her place without saying a word, didn't follow up, didn't even offer to take it to the vet. He even lied and said it wasn't injured. Did he really think she wouldn't be able to tell? She saw it with her own eyes—Kuro had lost a bunch of fur from being bitten, and had taken a hard hit from that vicious dog. There's no way it wasn't hurt. Just as Miku came downstairs, the front door opened from outside. "Takashi's really been leveling up lately. He's about to surpass me at this point." "I can't believe you guys manage to go running every single day. That's seriously impressive." "Mm, it's easier when you've got friends to do it with. Ichika, why don't you come run with us tomorrow?" "I just want to mooch for a free breakfast." Under Miku's calm gaze, Yotsuba came in through the door, holding Kuro's leash, chatting and laughing with Ichika. "Huh? Miku, you're already up?" Yotsuba looked a bit surprised to see her awake so early, but still greeted her with her usual cheer. "Good morning!" "Mm, good morning." Miku nodded calmly. "Where did you guys go?" "I went on a morning run with Yotsuba and the others." Ichika leaned one hand against the wall, her body angled toward it, right leg lifted high behind her as her long fingers playfully hooked the heel of her shoe. Kuro trotted happily over to Miku, rubbing his head repeatedly against her leg clad in pajama pants. Out of the five sisters, his favorite was Miku. Because she was the easiest to deal with. Whenever he wanted something, all he had to do was act a little spoiled around her and she'd buy it for him. He wanted her to become his mistress. Miku crouched down and gently patted his head, casually asking, "Who else was there?" It was him! It had to be him! She'd just heard it! Yotsuba had called him "Takashi." It had to be that guy! "There was Takashi too. Oh right, Miku, you don't know him. He's a really amazing person." Yotsuba poured herself a full glass of water and gulped it down in one go. Gulp! Gulp! "Yeah, he's good-looking, does well in school, and can cook. He's a rare high-value guy." Ichika walked to the fridge and poured herself a glass of milk. She wrapped one arm around her slender waist, rested her elbow under her well-endowed chest, and held the glass of milk in the other hand. "Yotsuba, are you going for him or not? If not, give him to me." Yotsuba's face gradually turned rosy like the evening sky upon hearing Ichika's words. Flustered and unsure of what to do, her eyes darted around nervously while her hands waved in a panic. "I-I-Ichika, what are you even saying? I don't get it! Takashi and I are just ordinary friends." Ichika tilted her head, smiling with a deeper meaning. "Do you really only see Kitahara-kun as just an ordinary friend?" "O-Of course I do." Yotsuba turned her face away and poured herself another glass of water. Yotsuba, you're lying. Miku held Kuro in her arms, watching every reaction from Yotsuba. She knew—even if Yotsuba didn't yet treat Takashi as someone special, it was definitely not just a simple friendship. Well, not that it had anything to do with her anyway. Miku lowered her head and happened to meet Kuro's deep brown eyes. She unconsciously hugged him tighter. Dogs were just better. Loyal, never betray you, never leave you behind. Why do people fall in love? Having a dog is enough. ... On Saturday morning, Takashi took the Keikyu Airport Line Limited Express to Shinagawa Station, then transferred to the JR Yokosuka Line to continue toward Chiba. He had a date with Utaha around noon, so there was no need for him to arrive this early. But he had heard there was a "Tokyo Cat & Dog Expo" going on, and he planned to check it out beforehand. Although it was called the "Tokyo Cat & Dog Expo," the event was actually held at Makuhari Messe. And besides cats and dogs, they also showcased some exotic animals, so it was quite an interesting event. By the time Takashi arrived, the venue was already bustling with people—some even brought their pets along. In the past, Takashi had always come to these kinds of expos with Kuro. Come to think of it, this was his first time attending a cat and dog expo alone. It felt a little lonely. Fortunately, Takashi was already used to playing chess alone, watching movies alone, traveling alone, moving alone, even seeing a doctor alone. So visiting a cat and dog expo alone didn't bother him. Inside the exhibition hall, Takashi spotted a penguin. "Ugh, bad luck!" The moment he saw the creature, it reminded him of certain major domestic internet companies. Disinterested, he quickly moved on. Following the flow of people, Takashi soon arrived at the bird exhibit. A dazzling world filled with parakeets, parrots, kestrels, eagles, and other birds unfolded before him. Yellow, red, green... all kinds of birds unabashedly displayed their colors, competing in beauty and brilliance, offering an overwhelming visual feast. Takashi stood in front of an eagle, quietly observing it. He pointed to the floor beneath his feet and asked, "Hey Eagle, is there oil down here?" The eagle stared at Takashi like it was looking at an idiot. "Have you finally lost your mind? Do you need me to recommend you to a psychiatric hospital?" came the cool voice of a girl from behind him. Even without turning around, Takashi knew exactly who it was. Well, thinking about it, it made sense. Where there were cats, how could Chiba's queen of sarcasm not be around? Takashi acted like he hadn't heard anything, took off his backpack, and rummaged through it. The black-haired girl's eyes showed a trace of pity as she mocked, "Looks like you've got problems not only with your brain but with your ears too?" "Hold on, I'm looking for something—ah, found it." Takashi pulled out a deck of playing cards from his backpack. Under the black-haired girl's puzzled gaze, he drew two cards and held them out. "Miss, you dropped your student ID." The girl took one look and her expression turned icy cold. With eyes that showed no warmth, she glared at Takashi. "Do you think you're funny or something?" The two cards in Takashi's hand weren't jokers—they were a pair of Aces! ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
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