Chapter 210: 209: Give Me a Gun.

Words : 1199 Updated : Oct 15th, 2025
Doma Taihei was a systems engineer, working at a company with over fifty employees. He had been employed there for five years now. Five years of grinding in the corporate world had made him more composed and steady. He handled his work with ease, no longer flustered and panicked like when he first entered society. Doma Taihei had aspirations of climbing higher, but he wasn't particularly ambitious. He was mostly content with his current life and had no real plans to change anything. At 8:00 a.m., Doma Taihei had already been working at his desk for an hour and a half. Just as he was about to stand up and pour himself a cup of tea, he received a call from his younger sister. "You want me to ask your teacher for a day off?" Doma Taihei was surprised to hear Umaru's request. That girl often whined about "not wanting to go to school," but it was usually just empty complaints. Whenever school season rolled around, she always ended up going obediently. "Give me a reason." Doma Taihei walked to the break room, poured himself a cup of water, took a sip, and said calmly, "If you don't give me a reason, I'm not asking for time off for you." "I... my stomach hurts today." Back in her apartment, Umaru was standing on the balcony, talking to her brother. "Why would your stomach hurt all of a sudden? Did you go to the hospital? Do you need me to take the day off and go with you?" Doma Taihei started to get anxious. Even if his sister was a little mischievous, she didn't lie. "No need. Maybe I had too much ice cream yesterday. I think it upset my stomach." It was the first time she had lied to her brother over a boy, and Umaru felt extremely weighed down. Guilt, anxiety, shame, and nervousness swirled inside her. "I told you before—don't eat so much ice cream at once, but you just wouldn't listen! Now look, your stomach hurts, doesn't it? Let's see if you dare eat that much again..." Doma Taihei launched into one of his long lectures. Umaru let it go in one ear and out the other, her gaze involuntarily drifting toward the bathroom. Right now, the culprit who made her lie to her brother—and forced her onto the balcony to make the call—was occupying her bathroom. That was why she had taken the call outside. The soundproofing in her apartment wasn't great. If she took the call inside, her brother would definitely hear the sound of the shower. As she stared blankly toward the bathroom, Takashi walked out wrapped in a towel, still wet. Seeing Takashi's broad shoulders, slim waist, and long legs, Umaru's soft pink lips opened slightly on reflex. "Ah ba ah ba ah ba..." "Doma-san?" Umaru was so startled she nearly lost her soul through her mouth. What the hell—what do you think you're doing!? Can't you see I'm on the phone!? At that moment, Umaru's desire to stab Takashi reached its peak. "Who's talking?" Doma Taihei seemed to have heard Takashi's voice too. "Who's talking? What are you saying, Onii-chan?" Umaru started playing dumb, but just as the words left her mouth, Takashi came closer and said loudly, "Doma-sa—mmph!" Before Takashi could finish, Umaru rose on her toes and clamped a hand over his mouth. "No, really, I heard someone. Didn't you hear that?" Doma Taihei was certain someone had called Umaru. "Nope. You're hearing things, Onii-chan. Oh no, my stomach really hurts. I'm hanging up. Remember to tell my teacher." Before Taihei could say anything else, Umaru hung up, then looked up and glared angrily at Takashi, who was squinting like a fox with a teasing smile. "You did that on purpose!" Takashi pointed at her hand covering his mouth, still smiling. Umaru yanked her hand away in frustration. "The first time wasn't, but the second time was." That only made her more furious. "I took pity on you and let you shower at my place. This is how you repay me?" She felt like an idiot for taking him in just because she thought he looked pitiful. "Who was the one who left me out in the rain all night?" Having slept comfortably in his warm home, someone shamelessly shot back. "I didn't tell you to stand out in the rain!" "How was I supposed to know you weren't coming home in the middle of the night and were just standing there soaking wet? What, you think you're some tragic romance protagonist?" "And seriously, it was pouring! Are you stupid? You couldn't find anywhere to take shelter and just squatted there like a fool?" Umaru's words came rapid-fire, her voice getting faster and faster, sounding just like her brother when he scolded her. Takashi listened to her lecture, the corners of his mouth gradually curling up into a small smile. "What are you smiling at!? What's so funny!?" Umaru couldn't believe Takashi still had the nerve to smile. She almost jumped up to punch him right in the jaw. Takashi bent over, hands on his knees, getting down to her eye level, and looked her straight in the eyes. "Doma-san, are you worried about me?" The boy's eyes shimmered like a lake after a storm, sparkling with sunlight piercing through scattered clouds. Umaru was stunned. If Takashi hadn't pointed it out, she wouldn't have realized that she had been worried about him just now. "So I was right," he said. "No, you weren't." Umaru looked up at him and met the slight curve of his smirking lips. He had classic "peach blossom eyes" — when he smiled, the corners of his eyes lifted naturally. Normally, it was a seductive gesture, but when Takashi did it, it gave off a mischievous, roguish vibe. "Liars lose a knuckle, you know." What's that got to do with fingers? Umaru was either too innocent or just too young to understand the deeper meaning behind Takashi's sly remark. But that wasn't where her focus was. "Stop changing the subject! Answer my question." Takashi straightened up again. "Because I did it on purpose. For you to see." "Huh?" Umaru blinked in confusion. "I squatted at the corner of the street all night in the rain with your snack bag in my arms — everything I did was so you could see how pitiful, how pathetic, how miserable I looked." He said it with 'honesty.' And, to be fair, half of it was actually true. That is, everything he did was indeed for Umaru to see. Takashi's lies always mixed truth and falsehood, so well that people couldn't tell the difference. ___ Well, at least he's being honest.. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 166: 165: Stepping on Four Boat Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 167: 166: Stepping on Four Boat (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 168: 167: The Shovel Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 169: 168: The Shovel (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 170: 169: Small Fry~ Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 171: 170: Small Fry~ (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 172: 171: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 173: 172: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 174: 173: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 175: 174: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 176: 175: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 177: 176: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 178: 177: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 179: 178: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 180: 179: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 181: 180: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 182: 181: The Final Whisper Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 183: 182: The Final Whisper (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 184: 183: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 185: 184: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 186: 185: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 187: 186: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 188: 187: Good Friends? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 189: 188: Good Friends? (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 190: 189: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 191: 190: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 192: 191: The Sleeping Swallow Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 193: 192: The Sleeping Swallow (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 194: 193: Sit Here Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 195: 194: Sit Here (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 196: 195: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 197: 196: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 198: 197: Big Sis Hitomi, Save Me Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 199: 198: Landlady, Do I Still Have a Chance? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 200: 199: The Road You Couldn't Finish, I'll Walk It for You Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 201: 200: Dad? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 202: 201: This Moment is Eternal Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 203: 202: You Can Dodge It Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 204: 203: You Might Be a Genius, But Koshien Is Full of Them Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 205: 204: Are You Planning to Go Into the Industry? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 206: 205: Good Evening, Doma-san. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 207: 206: Takashi, Stop Pretending. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 208: 207: Not Willing to Be Just Friends Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 209: 208: Good Morning, Doma-san Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 210: 209: Give Me a Gun. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 211: 210: Give Me a Gun. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 212: 211: You Have to Be the Best Too. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 213: 212: You Have to Be the Best Too. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 214: 213: Son? Mom? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 215: 214: Son? Mom? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 216: 215: I Consider You a Sister. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 217: 216: I Consider You a Sister. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 218: 217: The Real Takashi? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 219: 218: The Real Takashi? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 220: 219: He’s Not That Kind of Person. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 221: 220: He’s Not That Kind of Person. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 222: 221: Run when you go see someone you like. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 223: 222: Run when you go see someone you like. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 224: 223: Countdown to Breakup Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 225: 224: Countdown to Breakup (2) Oct 15th, 2025
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