Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution!

Words : 1249 Updated : Oct 1st, 2025
On a gloomy Saturday afternoon, the sky looked as if it could rain at any moment. Since Narii was around, Takashi didn't have to squeeze into a crowded train today. Instead, he was riding in her usual mode of transport—a Rolls-Royce Cullinan. A luxury car he was born without, and one he could never hope to own in this lifetime. Leaning against the seat inside the Cullinan, Takashi propped his cheek on his hand by the window, listening to Narii's words. Yet, his thoughts unintentionally drifted back to his childhood. In his past life, his family was well-off but not exactly rich. But as a child, happiness came easily. A single green tongue candy, a pack of Weilong spicy strips, and he could stay happy for hours. Back in elementary school, there was a classmate whose father was in construction and was filthy rich. One time during a parent-teacher meeting, his father drove up in a Range Rover. At the time, Takashi was too young to recognize car brands. He only knew the car looked powerful, so he kept staring at it. That classmate noticed and casually said something that Takashi would never forget for the rest of his life. "Stop looking. You'll never afford one in your lifetime." Adults tend to mask their malice, but children rarely hide their thoughts. And since that classmate was spoiled rotten, his words were even more unfiltered. But precisely because they were unfiltered, they cut even deeper. At that moment, Takashi silently vowed in his heart that he would one day buy that car for himself. Yet after so many years of effort, he realized—damn it—that kid was right. He really couldn't afford it. He had spent half his life struggling to catch a glimpse of the faint light atop a hundred-story skyscraper, only to realize that the crying baby at the top already owned it. "Takashi!!!" Narii's loud voice yanked him out of his thoughts. Takashi blinked. "What?" "We're here! I've been calling you forever, and you didn't respond." Narii puffed up her cheeks in frustration. "Sorry, I was lost in thought." Takashi gave her an apologetic smile. "What were you thinking about? Tell me." Narii leaned in curiously. Opening the car door, Takashi stepped out and stretched lazily. "Thinking about how to get rich." If he only cared about money, he could just dump all his points into cash. But to Takashi, that would be the dumbest move. Compared to money, the skills that refreshed at random intervals were far more valuable. Besides, just having money only makes you a fat, juicy target. He wanted wealth, but he also wanted power. "Ahem. Actually, I'm quite rich, you know. Maybe you should consider it." Narii feigned modesty while making not-so-subtle hints. "Next time, for sure." "You said it!" Narii's face lit up, then she turned around, walking backward while holding out her phone like a microphone to Takashi. "Excuse me, handsome! I have an amazing offer here. Just nod and say, 'I do,' and you can become a CEO, marry a rich and beautiful wife, and reach the peak of your life!" "This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Don't miss out!" Before Takashi could even open his mouth, Narii added, "Come on, you promised next time for sure." Takashi chuckled. "I said 'next time for sure,' but I never said I'd definitely agree. Can't it mean I'll definitely refuse?" "Takashi!!!" Narii stopped in her tracks, hands on her hips, glaring at him. "Why do you keep rejecting me? Am I not pretty enough? Or not rich enough?" Because true feelings change too easily. Takashi never doubted sincerity—but sincerity was fleeting. After his first love ended, he had dated others, and there were girls who had loved him dearly. But it never lasted. He would never forget the girl who once looked at him with utter disgust and said, "Please, just leave me alone." That same girl had, long ago, once asked him nervously, "You won't ever leave me, right?" When people make vows, they truly mean them. But when they break those vows, they wonder why anyone ever believed in them in the first place. Narii really liked him right now. But what about a year from now? Three years? Ten years? Takashi didn't dare to bet on that. And he certainly wasn't going to gamble his future on it. After thinking for a moment, he decided to just be blunt. Maybe then she would give up. "Because you're not my type." Narii wasn't convinced. "Then tell me—what's your type?" "My standards aren't high. Long black hair, phoenix eyes, swan-like neck, slim waist, toned abs, peach-shaped hips, legs like champagne flutes... Pretty simple, right?" Takashi went all in with a high-end wishlist. Narii looked herself up and down—then suddenly lifted her chin smugly. "Are you sure you're not describing me?" Takashi froze. He scrutinized her carefully—only to realize she actually checked all the boxes. What the hell. "Well? Just admit it—you like me." Narii elbowed him, smirking mischievously. Takashi took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and as if detonating a bomb, blurted out, "Fine! I'll say it! The person I like is Shinomiya Kaguya!" ...Except, he didn't like Kaguya at all. He hadn't even met her before, let alone liked her. He just needed a shield right now. And this shield couldn't be chosen carelessly. First, the person had to have a prestigious background—not inferior to Narii's family. Second, she had to be beautiful, elegant, and definitely not inferior to Narii in any way. Third, she couldn't be one of the girls already around him. Taking all these factors into account, Kaguya was the only name that came to mind. Of course, he would've loved to throw Nagisa under the bus instead. But he was afraid she'd actually self-destruct. Narii's expression darkened, her eyes flashing with what looked like murderous intent as she stared at Takashi. Her intense gaze sent chills down his spine, making him subconsciously take half a step back. ...She wasn't about to become a yandere over this, was she? Great. First, he had already pissed off the Kashiwagi family. Now he had also offended Narii. Takashi was fully prepared to activate his ultimate survival move—dropping to his knees in a desperate plea for mercy. "I bet you're feeling pretty smug right now." Narii's cold eyes stayed locked on him. "Huh?" Takashi blinked. ...Why did it feel like she wasn't talking to him? "What do you mean?" A soft, emotionless voice rang out from behind him. Judging by the voice, it was a girl. No... No way. Not possible. Cold sweat slid down Takashi's forehead. "Oh, come on, stop pretending. You were standing there the whole time—you heard everything, didn't you?" Narii stared straight at the girl behind Takashi—jet-black hair, crimson eyes, a white dress cinched at the waist, her graceful posture exuding elegance. The very person he had just "confessed" to—Shinomiya Kaguya. What does it feel like to have your fake confession overheard by the actual person? Public execution. Takashi wanted to die. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
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