Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You!

Words : 1093 Updated : Sep 29th, 2025
This Animate store in Akihabara spans seven floors. Seven entire floors filled with anime-related goods, covering all kinds of IPs—popular and niche, new and old. At the entrance, there's a mascot wearing a cap with a [Manager] sign and a leather apron—Animate's store manager mascot, which once appeared in the anime Lucky Star. Of course, this was all something Eriri told him. He wasn't really into anime, and he had never even heard of Lucky Star. It was probably an old or obscure anime. If it were a nationally recognized IP, even if he didn't follow anime, he should have at least seen it on Tokyo TV or a big screen in a shopping mall. The first floor had various capsule toy machines, as well as merchandise from Detective Conan and Dragon Ball. On the second floor, there were many trending anime publications, such as The Apothecary Diaries, Spy x Family, Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, Jujutsu Kaisen, Blue Lock, and even a newly released artbook by Mai Miyama. Even Chiikawa manga was available. The third floor was also for books, but focused on female-oriented works—BG (boy-girl romance) and BL (boys' love) novels and manga. The fourth and fifth floors were filled with merch—Hatsune Miku and Haikyuu!!-collab apparel. Besides clothing, there were also upcoming figures and plushies from Arknights, Ensemble Stars!, and Uma Musume Pretty Derby. The fifth floor also had a huge section dedicated to Genshin Impact. The sixth floor was entirely CDs and video games. That was Takashi and Eriri's destination for the day. "Damn normies!" "Why don't normies just go die?!" "No, seriously, why him? Where did I lose?" The moment Takashi and Eriri stepped into Animate, they were immediately bombarded with resentful stares from all directions. The sheer weight of that resentment could probably sustain ten Evil Sword Immortals. Bringing a girlfriend to Animate wasn't anything unusual. Other guys had done it before. The problem was that Eriri wasn't just any girl—she was beautiful, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, and had twin tails! Which otaku could possibly endure that? Eriri might have a bad personality, but her looks were indisputable. On the other hand, Aki Tomoya had a face completely sealed behind his glasses. With glasses on, he was just an average-looking guy—just like every other nerd here buying games. If everyone looked the same, why did he get to have such a pretty girlfriend while the rest of them only had their right and left hands? "If looks could kill, I'd probably be dying a thousand cuts right now," Takashi muttered to Eriri after noticing the intense glares around them. "Well, that's what happens when you're holding hands with someone as pretty as me," Eriri replied smugly, puffing up her chest with pride. Though, to be honest, Takashi felt like even he, had a bigger chest than her. "You should be grateful. With your unpopular face, you'd never have a girl hold your hand if it weren't for me." Takashi's mouth twitched. This girl... she was actually trying to PUA him. "Where's the game you wanted?" "Keep your voice down! What if someone hears?!" Eriri hissed, secretly pinching the soft flesh at Takashi's waist where no one could see. She was the kind of person who cared a lot about appearances. At home, she could be a mess, but in public, she had to be the gorgeous, elegant, and refined young lady. Takashi sucked in a sharp breath from the sudden pain. "Hiss—ow!" Why did every girl instinctively know to pinch a guy's waist? It was like an innate skill they were born with—nobody had ever taught Eriri, yet she had mastered it effortlessly. Seeing Takashi's exaggerated look of pain, Eriri hesitated, her lips parting slightly. She probably wanted to apologize. But was she the type to swallow her pride? If she were, she wouldn't be Sawamura Spencer Eriri. In the end, Takashi never heard the words "I'm sorry" from her. But what he did hear was the sound of a transaction notification. A full 100,000 yen! The sweet sound of money hitting his account—now that was a far better apology. Suddenly, Takashi didn't feel so much pain anymore. 'What do I do? I really don't want to let her go.' Takashi gazed at Eriri with deep emotion. A woman willing to spend money on a man? He had only ever seen that on the internet. Let alone one who was this generous. If he had to part ways with Eriri right now... he wasn't sure if he could bring himself to do it. What to do? Waiting online for answers. Urgent. 'Why is this idiot looking at me like that...?' Eriri, noticing his deep, lingering gaze, blushed slightly before snapping at him, "What are you staring at?! Hurry up and ask where the game is! Or do you expect me to do it?" "Yes, yes, my lady." After asking a store clerk where Eriri's game was, the two of them headed straight to the checkout without browsing any further. After all, it was getting late. It was worth mentioning that Eriri was the one who paid for the game. To the surrounding otaku, Takashi was now nothing more than a freeloading gigolo. Their gazes toward him were now filled with even greater disdain (jealousy). But Takashi had zero shame. Instead of feeling embarrassed, he pressed closer to Eriri and deliberately said in a loud voice, "Babe, you're so good to me~" Eriri turned to look at him, completely dumbfounded. What the hell was wrong with him all of a sudden? Hugging the shopping bag with the game inside, Takashi raised his voice even more. "Ahhh, I wonder who hasn't received a game from their girlfriend before." Otaku: "..." This was intentional. That bastard definitely did this on purpose. And besides, we have money! We can buy our own games!!! "Oh, wait, I forgot. They don't even have girlfriends." With that, Takashi grabbed Eriri's hand and bolted. Otaku: "Grass (a type of plant)!" That bastard. We remember your face. If we ever see you here again... You'll know the wrath of otaku. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ [5 bonus chapter if we reach 10 reviews] Check out the other translations too: [Mash-Up: Anything For Money] ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
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