Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime?

Words : 1319 Updated : Oct 1st, 2025
"Wow, there are actually men like that." After hearing Takashi describe his dinner encounter, Haruno's eyes widened as if her entire worldview had just been refreshed. "I thought people like that only existed in dramas, but I guess reality has them too." She rested one hand on her cocktail glass, sighing. Takashi picked up a slice of watermelon and popped it into his mouth. "That's because you haven't seen enough." The concept of an information bubble doesn't only exist online; it exists in real life too. No matter how hard an ordinary person tries to imagine, they still can't comprehend how the wealthy live. Similarly, the rich can't empathize with ordinary people. They don't understand why some people remain poor their entire lives, and they assume it must be because they're not trying hard enough. Haruno was born into wealth, surrounded by people just like her, so it was only natural that she had never encountered an oddball like Umeno Kentarou before. On the other hand, the real surprise was that Shizuka had ever dated someone like him. It must have been a hardship she was destined to go through. "I really haven't seen much." Haruno wasn't the type to always argue just for the sake of winning or to force her opinions on others. Sometimes, she was quite straightforward. Are they really sisters? Takashi couldn't help but recall his heated debate with Yukino last time. How could two sisters be so different in personality? As he pondered, he threw the last grape from the fruit platter into his mouth. "Another one." Seeing this, Haruno signaled a passing host to bring another plate of fruit. "That's not necessary." Takashi felt a little embarrassed. Since coming to this host club, he had barely touched his drink, but he had devoured several fruit platters. Lounging lazily on the leather sofa, Haruno waved her hand dismissively. "The Yukinoshita family may not be some grand noble house, but we're not so poor that we'll go broke over a few plates of fruit." The truth was, she found it amusing to watch Takashi stuffing his cheeks like a hamster hoarding food. As expected, the older sister is better. Compared to the second daughter, he definitely preferred the eldest. "Miss Haruno, I'm going to use the restroom." Maybe it was all the fruit, but this was already Takashi's second trip to the bathroom. As he came out and washed his hands, a woman stepped out of the adjacent stall. She appeared to be in her thirties, with neatly trimmed short hair and well-defined features. Her complexion was a healthy tan—neither too pale nor too dark. On her ring finger sat a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg, signaling her marital status. She seemed to have had quite a bit to drink; the scent of alcohol clung to her, and her cheeks were flushed with intoxication. Takashi gave her a quick glance before looking away. It didn't surprise him. The infidelity rate in Japan was alarmingly high. Both men and women—over half of them had cheated at some point. Love? In the end, it all came down to morality and conscience. The same woman, scantily clad and out seeking thrills in a host club tonight, might wake up tomorrow as the perfect, virtuous wife in the eyes of society. He just pitied the poor guy married to her. Takashi had barely finished that thought when he caught a strong whiff of perfume. Before he knew it, a hand had turned his face to the side. Sanka Aria scrutinized him closely before giving his cheek a satisfied pat. "You're coming with me tonight." Takashi was startled and quickly took a step back. "Miss, I'm not a host." Even though the potential rewards for entering this line of work were substantial, and he had already been considering it—otherwise, he wouldn't have asked Haruno about it—when the moment of decision actually arrived, he still hesitated. He struggled, wavering between acceptance and rejection. Because he knew that once he crossed this line, it would only get easier to do it again. And again. Until he became someone unrecognizable even to himself. But at the same time, he wasn't quite ready to give up just yet. His current situation reminded him of a question once posed by Professor Luo Xiang: If someone offers you 500,000 yen a year to be their kept man, would you accept? No? What if it was 5 million? Luo Xiang had framed it as a hypothetical question. Takashi, on the other hand, was facing the real thing. Sanka Aria tilted her head, smiling. "Afraid I can't afford you?" She clearly didn't believe him. What kind of man would be at a host club if he weren't a host? "Relax, I have plenty of money." "Ever heard of the Sanka family?" Takashi blinked, confused. Sanka family? Didn't ring a bell. There were too many rich people in this world—how could he possibly keep track of all of them? "I'm the lady of that house." Sanka Aria pointed to herself. "If you serve me well tonight, money won't be an issue." "I like guys like you." She took a step forward, leaning in. Takashi swiftly dodged, letting her stumble forward. "Miss, you're drunk. I really am not a host. I'll be leaving now." He realized that, deep down, he still couldn't bring himself to do it. Humans are like that sometimes. You might think you've already made up your mind, but when you reach the final step, you hesitate. As Takashi turned to leave, Sanka Aria suddenly thought of her husband— The man who showered Rami with love while completely ignoring her. She had seduced him. Begged him. Even had a breakdown in front of him. But he had always treated her as if she were invisible. The mere thought of it ignited a deep, nameless fury within her. "Take one more step, and I'll make sure you never set foot in Tokyo again!" She didn't believe for a second that she couldn't deal with him. She was the lady of the Sanka family. Other than a handful of families like the Kashiwagi, Shionomiya, Shijo, and Fujiwara clans, there weren't many people she needed to fear. Takashi stopped in his tracks. Deep breath. Feeling dizzy is normal. He kept telling himself that. Seeing him freeze, Sanka Aria finally smiled in satisfaction. Just as he turned back, a surprised female voice rang out: "Takashi?" He froze. Wait—how did he run into someone he knew here? Was Tokyo just that small? Or did he simply know too many women? A girl chewing gum and wearing a beret emerged from the shadows. She had a delicate, snow-white face and elegantly arched brows. Her short hair, sharp gaze, and a carefree yet slightly reckless aura made her seem effortlessly cool and independent. Yes—cool. Takashi had met many different kinds of women. Refined ones. Gentle ones. Elegant ones. But this girl was different. She was both cool and handsome, to the point where one might wonder if she had been born the wrong gender. If she were a guy, Takashi couldn't even imagine how popular she'd be. She was the perfect image of a delinquent heir from a novel. Ryuju Momo stopped in front of him, her expression puzzled. "You're Takashi?" She could still recognize his features, but... Why did he look so much worse than before? Do men really have such a short prime? ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
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