Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~

Words : 1417 Updated : Oct 5th, 2025
Takashi put away the deck of cards and looked at the black-haired beauty in front of him. "I think I'm pretty funny." The beautiful girl in front of him wore a light yellow cardigan-style vest that hung loosely down to her thighs. Underneath was a simple and elegant one-piece dress, tied with a ribbon below the chest, cinching her slender waist that was almost too delicate to grasp. She wore high-heeled sandals without straps. Her exposed toes were round and white, glowing with a jade-like luster. Yukinoshita Yukino—her beauty lived up to her name. With a delicate and dignified little face, crystal-clear pale skin, long hair cascading past her shoulders, long and well-proportioned limbs, a perfectly shaped waist, and flawless curves... Though her chest was as flat as the Kanto Plain, aside from that imperfect flaw, there wasn't a single fault one could find with Yukinoshita Yukino. Even Takashi, whose eyes were used to seeing beautiful girls, had to admit that in terms of sheer beauty alone, Yukinoshita Yukino was truly one of a kind. Even when compared to Kaguya, Utaha, Eriri, or Marin—any one of them—he still thought Yukino was more beautiful. If this were a domestic web novel, she would definitely be the dazzling white moonlight who stunned the world the moment she appeared, the girl the male lead could never forget. "Seems like you really don't have a sense of humor," Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes paused on Takashi's hair. Resting her chin on one hand, she tilted her head and smiled thoughtfully. "Did you get your hair shaved off by the police for harassing girls?" "If you don't find your eyes useful, consider donating them to someone who needs them," he replied. He looked this handsome—clearly he was the one being harassed by girls. "Besides, being ugly is harassment. What I'm doing is called flirting. Get it?" Takashi took out his recently purchased Sony a9M3 camera, certified by Trump, and aimed it at the bald eagle. Still the same line: When it comes to pro cameras, I choose Sony. No autofocus can lock onto a head like Sony can. If it were Nikon, the focus would probably be like a stray bullet. "You're only good-looking in the face," Yukinoshita Yukino mocked, glancing at the brand-new camera in Takashi's hand. She remembered clearly—this guy used to argue endlessly with the principal over financial aid issues at Soubu High. In the end, he switched schools because Aoba offered more money. It had only been half a year, and now he had money to splurge on cameras? "You say that like good looks are all I have. What, I'm not smart too?" "Smart? In front of me?" Yukinoshita Yukino covered her mouth to hide her laughter. "I ranked third in the national mock exams. What about you?" Takashi snapped a photo, checked it, and felt something was missing. He adjusted his angle and tried again. "Judging someone's intelligence purely by test scores just proves your brain isn't all that smart—and your perspective is narrow, Kitahara-kun." "People who aren't smart always love to say: 'Grades don't determine a student's future' to comfort themselves." Takashi didn't get it—if students don't compete on grades, what else do they compete on? "Well, since you put it that way, I don't mind showing you the gap between a genius and a regular person." Damn, the photo came out beautifully. The lighting, the composition—one word: perfection. Feeling proud of the photo he took, Takashi was in a great mood. "Music, sports, academics—you name it, pick whatever you want. Don't say I'm bullying you." Yukinoshita Yukino fell silent at his words, lost in thought. She had just been instinctively mocking Takashi. Although this boy in front of her had awful views on life, values, and aesthetics, had a narrow perspective, lacked knowledge, and had limited life experience, she had to admit—this annoying guy was a very exceptional human being. No need to mention his musical talent—last time, a video of him singing went viral online and was widely praised. His grades were better than hers, too. The only thing he hadn't shown yet was his ability in sports. But... Yukinoshita Yukino thought of her own stamina bar and got a bit of a headache. She was well aware of her limits. When it came to technique, she was confident she wouldn't lose to anyone. But sports inevitably came down to stamina. "No rush. Tell me when you've decided," Takashi said casually, then walked off toward another exhibition area. Yukinoshita Yukino silently followed behind. After walking a while, Takashi seemed to sense something and stopped, turning around to look. Yukinoshita Yukino immediately lowered her head, staring intently at the guidebook in her hands and nodding now and then—like a student who didn't understand the lesson but was pretending to. Takashi eyed her suspiciously for a moment, turned back around, walked a few steps, then suddenly spun around again. This time, he moved so fast that Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't hide it in time—he caught her red-handed. Yukinoshita Yukino turned her face away as if nothing happened. "Are you lost?" Caught acting like this in front of the person she hated most, Yukinoshita Yukino wore an expression so painful it looked like she was ready to commit seppuku. Her gaze then shifted with hatred toward the guidebook in her hands. "Don't you have a map?" "This is false advertising." She had arrived even earlier than Takashi. She had been at the exhibition the moment it opened. But after following the map's instructions, she just kept looping back to the same place. "Let me see that." Yukinoshita Yukino instinctively reached out to hand him the guidebook—but suddenly thought of something, and pulled it back halfway. She moved quickly, but Takashi still caught sight of the huge red circle she had drawn around the cat exhibition area in her pamphlet. "You really like cats that much? What's so good about them?" Takashi genuinely didn't understand why anyone would like such ungrateful creatures. He had raised a cat before. It wasn't affectionate, was timid, cold, ignored people, and it's poop smells horrible. Damn it, Takashi really couldn't wrap his head around how something so tiny could produce something that stinky. Unlike a puppy, who would wag its tail at you after just a few days of feeding. Silently folding her guidebook, Yukinoshita Yukino looked at him in disbelief after hearing his words. "You don't like cats?" The look on her face was as if not liking cats was punishable by death. Takashi blinked, confused. "Is it weird to not like cats?" "I have nothing to say to people who like dogs." Yukinoshita Yukino's expression immediately turned cold, and she whipped her head around, leaving only the back of her head for Takashi to see. "What a coincidence. I can't stand people who like cats either," Takashi said, not bothering her as he walked straight ahead, thinking, Looks like this is why we don't get along. One liked cats, the other liked dogs. Those who liked cats were afraid of dogs. Those who liked dogs found cats annoying. No wonder they argued every time they met. Turns out they just weren't compatible. After the bird area, they entered the small animal zone. A bunch of little animals were gathered here, like hamsters, rabbits, ferrets, and other pets. Takashi wandered around, taking pictures of the ones he liked. When he turned around, he saw Yukinoshita Yukino also petting and scratching the little animals. But each time she touched one, she tilted her head slightly, as if comparing the feeling to petting a cat. "Some people say they have nothing to say to people like me, yet their body honestly followed me here," Takashi teased with a grin as he walked up to Yukinoshita Yukino. Maybe because she realized she'd been caught following him, Yukinoshita Yukino stiffened for a moment. Squatting on the ground, she looked up at Takashi and saw the contempt in his eyes, along with a faint mocking smile on his lips. "How cute~," he said. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
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