Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone

Words : 1376 Updated : Oct 7th, 2025
At the entrance of the comic convention, Umaru was holding a long cat plushie, which was even taller than her, and gazed at Takashi. She softly said, "Kitahara-kun, thank you for today." Takashi smiled and said, "If you want to thank me, think about the possibility of dating me." "Give up, I'm not planning on dating anyone at the moment." Umaru's face turned slightly red, and she glared at Takashi, annoyed. This guy always talks about dating and relationships. She couldn't help but feel that he was such a frivolous guy. "Be careful on the way." "Yeah." "Make sure to message me when you get home." "No way!" Umaru huffed and turned around to leave. After walking some distance, it seemed like Umaru remembered something. She turned around and was about to call out to Takashi. But when she turned, she found Takashi still standing in place with his hands in his pockets. Umaru tilted her head, her golden hair falling in tiny strands over her shoulders. "Why aren't you coming in?" "I wanted to watch you leave." Takashi's eyebrows curved like a crescent moon, and a subtle smile played at the corners of his lips. A breeze blew by, and sunlight filtered through the treetops, landing on her brow and eyes. Umaru's heart skipped a beat. His teasing made her heart race faster. Subconsciously, she hugged her plushie tighter. The words that were supposed to be forceful turned into a small voice, "Next time, I'll be number one in the nation." Mentioning grades, Takashi's gentle demeanor vanished, revealing his true, ugly side. He replied firmly, "That's impossible!" He was a slave to scores. He could make concessions on anything, but not on grades. "Number one in the nation can only be me." Umaru stared at Takashi's suddenly sour expression. Her mouth slightly opened in shock. The sweet atmosphere they had earlier was completely gone in an instant. After about half a minute, Umaru snapped back to reality, and her tone became firm, "No, I'll be number one in the nation!" Takashi narrowed his eyes slightly, "Doma, are you challenging me?" Umaru raised her chin, revealing her elegant and charming jawline. "Yes." The Doma family only relied on talent. When it came to talent, she was afraid of no one. "Fourth in the nation, I have to admire your courage." Takashi stepped out of the shadows and stood in front of Umaru, his tone dripping with superiority. Being a talent freak was strong, but he was a cheat! "But you're only one point higher than me, and you're so proud of yourself? Third in the nation?" "A point is still a point, right?" "Did I not study for the exam at all?" "You start looking for excuses once you lose. No wonder you can only rank fourth in the nation." "Winning under unfair conditions, and you're only one point higher than me? You really dare to be so proud?" ... The two seemed to be on the verge of an argument, exchanging words as if they were about to start fighting. "Then how about we have a competition? Fourth in the nation? Let's see who will be number one next time." "Sure, third in the nation." "If you lose, you have to go on a date with me." After a long build-up, Takashi finally revealed his true intention. "...So you were waiting for me." "Huh, you didn't fall for it?" Takashi looked at her in surprise. Isn't it always the case in novels? After the clumsy provocation, they get carried away and agree? Why didn't Umaru fall for it? "Only an idiot would fall for that." Since Umaru didn't fall for it, Takashi had to resort to a more despicable threat: "Doma, you wouldn't want other people at school to find out you came to a comic convention, would you?" "You!!!" Umaru's eyes widened in shock. She had never seen anyone so shameless. If she didn't fall for the trick, he would resort to threats. Takashi grinned wickedly: "Do you agree?" Umaru glared at him, but said nothing. "Looks like you agree." Seeing Umaru glaring at him with a fierce expression, Takashi found it quite cute and reached out to pinch her soft cheek. Maybe his actions were frivolous, but many well-behaved girls liked this bad boy type. "Don't touch me, I'm leaving!" Umaru angrily slapped his hand away and stormed off. Takashi stood there, watching her figure disappear before he turned and went back to Eriri's booth. He had arranged to meet Marin here. However, even after he had finished sending Umaru off, Marin and Wakana had not arrived. Instead, he saw Ohtani Shota and Tanaka Kouta sitting dejectedly on the ground, like a Tom cat abandoned by a goddess. "Rejected?" Takashi didn't need to ask to know the answer. "Takashi, are we really that bad?" Ohtani Shota asked in frustration. Tanaka Kouta looked at him with the same expression. "You're not bad, you're great." Takashi wasn't lying. Ohtani Shota attended one of Tokyo's top private high schools, comparable to Shuchiin. He ranked within the top thousand nationally, had excellent athletic skills, wasn't bad-looking, and had even replaced an upperclassman to become the ace of the baseball team in his first year. Tanaka Kouta's conditions weren't bad either. With their conditions, they could easily outperform most people. "Then why would she rather give that fat guy her contact info instead of giving it to me?" Ohtani Shota pointed to the chubby guy who was taking photos of other cosplayers, his tone frustrated. Takashi glanced over there: "Maybe it's because he takes good photos?" "Are photographers popular with girls?" "Yeah, pretty much." After all, he knew some people who were into photography, and they always had girls around them. Tanaka Kouta nodded in realization: "So that's your reason for doing photography?" "Don't compare me to those people." He wasn't desperate enough to rely on his skills to get by. "Then I'll go become a photographer too. By the way, what camera should I get? How about Nikon?" "Don't even think about it." "Why? Is Nikon that bad?" Takashi thought for a moment. Since they might not understand the technical jargon, he decided to explain it simply: "There's a saying in our circle: Canon uncles' WeChat is about to explode, while Nikon uncles crawl out of the reeds and say, 'That bird earlier was amazing.'" "After hearing that, do you still want to buy a Nikon?" "Got it!" After Takashi explained it, the two seemed to feel a bit better. "By the way, can I get a selfie with you?" Just as their mood slightly lifted, a girl cosplaying as Yingmei came over shyly with her phone and quietly asked. "Sure." Takashi was so tall that he slightly bent down to match her height for the photo. "Can you get a bit closer?" "Go ahead." "Thanks." Under the envious stares of Ohtani Shota and Tanaka Kouta, the cosplayer took a selfie with Takashi, their faces pressed together. One selfie wasn't enough, though. She leaned into Takashi's embrace for another shot. "Sensei, can I have your contact info?" Takashi shook his head: "Sorry, my contact list is full." Ohtani Shota: ノ)?Д?( Tanaka Kouta: (キ`?Д??)!! Wait, who taught you to speak like that? "My contact list is full, so I'm not adding anyone." "You could always expand it." "If I can't expand it, you can at least throw one or two fish into our pond." "Sorry for bothering you." The girl, disappointed, was about to leave. "Actually, we have our contact info too." Ohtani Shota spoke up. Tanaka Kouta nodded furiously. The cosplayer glanced at them, expressionless: "I don't have a phone." Ohtani Shota: "..." Tanaka Kouta: "..." Then what's that thing you're holding? A brick? ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
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