Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me…

Words : 1369 Updated : Oct 9th, 2025
When Takashi and Wakana returned with the packed fried chicken buckets, the five of them sat against the wall and began eating. "Takashi, I can't eat anymore, here you go." Marin, afraid of overstuffing herself and bursting her tight-fitting C-cosplay outfit, didn't dare eat too much and only had a little. What she couldn't finish, she handed over for Takashi to take care of. Takashi accepted it without hesitation. Back when he was dating Eriri, he often finished her leftovers, so he naturally took the unfinished fried chicken bucket and placed it in front of himself. Wakana watched Takashi so naturally and skillfully take Marin's unfinished food — just like a boyfriend handling his girlfriend's leftovers — that he forgot to chew the chicken wing he had just brought to his mouth. Tanaka Kota and Otani Shota leaned in close. "Spill it. What's your relationship with Kitagawa-san?" Takashi casually bit into a chicken drumstick, his tone flat: "Just ordinary friends." "Ordinary friends hand over their unfinished food like that?" "That's boyfriend-level treatment!" Takashi glanced sideways at the two of them. "That's how it is when you're handsome. You wouldn't understand." "F**k!" x2. Once everyone finished eating, Takashi gave them no time to rest and immediately ordered them to get up for more shooting. Thanks to earlier experience, Takashi and Marin became increasingly in sync. Whenever Takashi activated the wireless earbud to buzz her a little, Marin would immediately know which pose to switch to and how to coordinate with him. Soon, they moved on to the final set of photos. The final setup involved one person sitting on a chair, holding onto Marin. Takashi turned to Wakana. "You or me?" Marin parted her lips to speak, but at a small buzz from Takashi, she immediately flushed bright red, clenched her teeth, and closed her mouth in grievance. She looked up at Takashi, her eyes full of complaint, resentment, and a slight coquettish glimmer. 'Why are you asking Gojo-kun?' She didn't understand why Takashi would ask Wakana before each set. It almost felt like she was Wakana's girlfriend. But she wasn't! Even if she were, wouldn't it be even worse to manipulate someone else's girlfriend in front of her boyfriend? Still, when she thought about it — secretly being teased by another man behind her boyfriend's back, her eyes turning into little pink hearts — it felt... strangely thrilling. 'Wait, could it be... Takashi actually likes this kind of setup?! That's why he keeps asking Gojo-kun before shooting?!' Marin's eyes widened like saucers, as if she had just cracked the case. Takashi was a bullfighter! Takashi, however, had no idea that in Marin's mind, he was now being equated with the most lecherous kind of villain. He was simply staring at Wakana, waiting for his answer. Facing Takashi's gaze was like confronting some ferocious beast. Wakana quickly avoided eye contact, not daring to meet his eyes. "I-I'll take the photos for you guys," Gojo stammered. Saying that, he hurriedly tried to grab the camera from Takashi. Takashi didn't let go. Wakana couldn't pull it away, but he was too embarrassed to tug hard, so they ended up stuck awkwardly. Takashi stared straight into Wakana's eyes and said slowly, word by word: "Don't say I didn't give you a chance." Wakana understood the underlying meaning. It felt like all the hidden emotions he thought were well concealed had been brutally exposed, like rats and cockroaches being dragged into the sunlight to be scorched. The shame of having his pride torn apart — realizing that everything he tried so hard to hide was so painfully obvious — made him hang his head even lower. "Thanks for your help, Gojo-kun," Takashi said, pushing the camera into his arms. Tanaka Kota nudged Otani Shota with his elbow and whispered, "That's a crush, right?" "Obviously." Otani Shota leaned against the wall, arms crossed, smirking: "I love these red-nosed clowns the most. The ones who like someone but don't dare act, just standing there moved by their own delusions." "They secretly watch her social media, like what she likes, hate what she hates, thinking they know her better than anyone else. Probably patting themselves on the back for being so 'special.'" "And when she actually gets a boyfriend, they just quietly disappear." ... "Seriously, why do you keep staring at my crotch? Are you some kind of crotch-staring cat?" "Come on, lift your head a bit higher — yeah, like that. Not that I'm criticizing you, but if you're lifting your head, don't stick your tongue out! What the hell is wrong with you?" Sitting on the chair, Takashi had the metal chain around Marin's neck looped a few times around his right hand. He tugged upward slightly, his gaze playful, like he was toying with some new gadget. Marin knelt between his legs, her white swan-like neck gracefully arched, glaring at him with reddened eyes full of humiliation. Right now, she looked exactly like one of those heroines in an R18 visual novel — forced and humiliated. Click! Click! Standing behind Takashi, Wakana held the camera, mechanically and numbly taking photos. The face hidden behind the camera began to twist slightly from the pain. Watching Marin being led around by Takashi, he found it hard to breathe. It felt just like watching his own wife make love to another man before his eyes! "Gojo, let me see the pictures? Gojo? Go—" Takashi called Wakana several times before he snapped out of it. "Huh? What? Kitahara-kun?" "Let us take a look at the photos." "Oh, okay." Wakana mechanically handed the camera over. Taking the camera, Takashi lowered his head to check. "I want to see too! I want to see!" Marin propped herself up on Takashi's knees with both hands, then sat down directly on his lap, pressing her head against his to check the photos together. Watching this scene, Wakana felt like a fish that had been washed ashore and was about to dry out and die, the suffocating feeling of being unable to breathe growing even stronger. Takashi frowned. "Get off!" Marin pouted and whined, "My legs are numb from crouching. What's wrong with sitting for a bit? Takashi, don't be so stingy~" "If you're tired and want to sit, I can give you the chair. But get off my lap." He was here to perform, not to sell his body. Even Utaha, Eriri, Shizuka, and Nagisa had never sat on his lap. "I can pay extra!" "Please, sit as you like." Takashi immediately had no objections. When the money's good, even he wouldn't say no. "Takashi, how about I drizzle some yogurt on my face to make it look like milky white liquid makeup?" Looking at the photos in the camera, Marin thought her face looked too clean — it needed to look a little "tainted." "Yogurt's too white. Personally, I'd suggest using Telunsu milk!" "Or maybe hold some in my mouth?" "I'm afraid it won't pass the review." "Yeah, with how strict the internet regulations are these days. I heard one of the reviewers even switched over from Hedgehog Cat. The slightest slip and you get instantly flagged." "Don't even mention it. Even Singularity is looser than their standards." While Takashi and Marin were chatting away boldly, suddenly, Marin felt a continuous vibration below her. Originally being so open and unrestrained in their conversation, her face instantly flushed red. She shot Takashi a flirtatious look. This guy was talking just fine, and now suddenly doing that endlessly? Wakana was still behind them watching! But... maybe that made it even more exciting for him? Takashi immediately saw through what Marin was thinking and said expressionlessly, "Get up, you're sitting on my phone!" ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
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