Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That?

Words : 1462 Updated : Oct 9th, 2025
'At least it was just my own photo, not Watanabe Takashi's exposure.' Takashi couldn't imagine what would happen if Narii knew about the things he'd done in his other identity. She might just kill him right on the spot. The joy lasted no more than three seconds, and feeling the increasing pressure, Takashi started to lose oxygen, his tongue almost out of his mouth. "I'm going to die! I'm going to die, Narii, take it easy, take it easy." Takashi began begging for mercy in a spineless manner. It wasn't that he couldn't resist Narii, but after resisting, he didn't even dare to imagine how she would react. Despite the murderous aura in her eyes, Narii would not wait for him to come to school or use such an inefficient method if she truly wanted to kill him. She hadn't killed him yet, so she was probably waiting for him to argue, or rather, to explain. It all depended on how he answered, whether his answer would satisfy her. "Don't worry, my family's super rich." Narii tightened her grip on Takashi, her exquisite face slightly twisted, her voice cold. "After you die, I'll have someone help preserve your body in the freezer, and I'll sleep with you every day. After I die, I'll make sure we're buried together." "Takashi, I'm telling you, you'll never leave me in your lifetime, even if it's in death." Takashi heard the seriousness in Narii's words and realized she wasn't joking. His heart started pounding wildly. "Look at what you're saying, I don't want to leave you either." Takashi reached out and gently stroked the soft, delicate palm of the girl, gazing at her with an affectionate and deep look that you would reserve for a dog. "Don't want to leave me? Then what about all these other girls?" Narii's gaze remained icy, her grip not loosening, but it didn't increase either. "Miura Yumiko, I met her before coming to Aoba, when I visited Sōbu High, we're not familiar at all." He and Yumiko hadn't even held hands, so it was fair to say they weren't close, right? Narii raised an eyebrow and said meaningfully, "Not familiar, yet she's clinging to you?" Takashi shrugged and pretended to be casual. "Who knows? I just had a normal chat with her. Maybe she thought I liked her?" "Oh, is that so?" "Yeah. Isn't it common for guys to encounter a polite and kind girl in real life, and every time they message her, the girl thinks it's rude not to reply, so she responds to every message, and then the ugly guy thinks the girl likes him?" Narii let out a cold, ambiguous grunt. "Then what about Yukinoshita Yukino?" "I'm not interested in a woman with six Aces in a game of Landlord." (*) "The photo shows she was hiding behind me because she's afraid of dogs. Besides, how could I like a girl who constantly mocks and insults me every time we meet? I'm not an insect!" Takashi didn't really care about the size, big or small. But if he was dating Yukino and had to cover his face, could he tell the difference between his chest and his back? "Then what about Adagaki Aki? I heard you want to be her dog and lick her stinky feet?" Narii's expression softened slightly, and her grip lightened. "That's a misunderstanding!" Takashi looked very aggrieved. "I just thought her dog was cool and took a few pictures of it. How did it turn into me wanting to be her dog when it got to you?" "You're a leg lover, right? Don't you like her legs?" "Her legs aren't my type. I prefer your legs." Takashi kept his gaze fixed on Narii's smooth, well-proportioned legs encased in tights. "Want to play?" Takashi nodded. "Not just play, I want to lick them too." To make her happy, Takashi decided to go all out. "Come on, show me." Narii released the grip around Takashi's neck, sat down on his desk, kicked off her indoor shoes, and propped up her legs. The quality of her tights was excellent, and through the black fabric, her pale, beautiful legs could be faintly seen, the combination of black and white evoking a lot of imagination. Her round and white toes, each one long like piano keys, emitted an enticing aura, looking so tasty—not, wait, looking so beautiful. Takashi's Adam's apple visibly moved as he struggled to avert his gaze. "This kind of thing, there will be plenty of chances later, no need to rush." Narii's face suddenly darkened, and she tightened her grip around Takashi's neck again. "You're definitely lying to me." Although his neck was gripped again, Takashi didn't feel much force this time. Apparently, his previous answer had satisfied her. "I just thought my first kiss should be for kissing your lips, not—ugh!" Perhaps she didn't want to hear any more of Takashi's pointless talk, so Narii pinched his neck and kissed him, sealing his mouth. Even though she was the one initiating the kiss, because it was her first kiss, it was far from gentle. The kiss was awkward, stiff, and rough. The experience was terrible. But Takashi didn't care about that now. Because he was completely stunned. Wait, this was my first kiss. Utaha, Shizuka, Eriri, Maki—all those girls who spent so much money couldn't kiss him, and now you, who didn't even have to spend a cent, just took it away? "Sss~" The pain was what finally brought Takashi back to reality. Pushing Narii away, Takashi wiped his lips and noticed the blood on his hand. No surprise, his lips were probably bitten by this crazy girl. "Why did you bite me?" His first kiss had been taken, and now he'd been bitten. Takashi was still confused about the situation. As he watched the blood spread on his lips, Narii smiled. "Just to make sure you remember, and leave a mark so that those other girls don't get any ideas about you." "Remember what? I've always been an honest person. Are you talking about confessing to Doma Umaru? I can explain, Hey, hey, where are you going?" Narii seemed to lose interest in questioning him further. She slipped her feet into her indoor shoes, turned, and left without a word. When she opened the classroom door, she saw the math teacher and other students waiting outside as usual. The moment the math teacher saw Narii, this bald-headed man in his forties actually greeted her with a sycophantic smile. "Teacher, I'm taking the day off." "Sure, no problem." "Thank you." Narii seemed to be in a much better mood now. She walked out of the classroom with light steps, through the courtyard, and toward the heavy door of the student council room. She didn't knock, just pushed the door open and walked in. As soon as she opened the door, she saw a silver-haired girl with a high ponytail, her head buried in a mountain of papers, seemingly writing something. Hearing the door open without a knock, the silver-haired girl's expression visibly darkened, her sharp gaze turned toward the door. When she saw who it was, her expression softened. "Sister!" Narii smiled and called out to Hitomi. "How did you punish him?" The fountain pen twirled in Hitomi's slender fingers as she asked with interest. "I just scared him a bit, gave him a little warning." Narii said, taking a photo from her pocket and throwing it into the shredder. Before the photo was shredded, Hitomi took a glance. In the photo, Watanabe Takashi was holding Eriri's face in his hand, tilting his head, ready to kiss her. ___ (*) Six aces in the landlord game probably refer to Yukino's bra size, since its mostly consist of A. Also, called it. With how their background were described, no way they haven't found out about his gigs,Well... rip mc. Tbh I'm still hoping he doesn't end up with the OCs ngl, I mean.. We're in a mashed up anime world, plenty of anime girls, and yet he ends up with an original?? What's the point then? Harem ending is still fine tho. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
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