Chapter 180: 179: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered

Words : 1265 Updated : Oct 11th, 2025
At the third-floor arcade in Roppongi Hills, Umaru had both hands pressed against the clear acrylic panel of a claw machine, eyes sparkling greedily at the Black Rock Shooter figure inside. "It finally refreshed." She had waited a long time for this store to restock. For this very day, she hadn't visited the arcade for a full two weeks. No more talking—today she was going all in. Inserting two coins into the machine, Umaru focused her gaze and began her hunt. Not far away, a pair of dark eyes observed her. She's actually got such a good figure? Totally underestimated her. Takashi was quietly amazed. She was wearing the same outfit as usual, except today she wasn't wearing tights. Under those black hotpants, her legs were as delicate as budding shoots—slim and straight. When she leaned forward slightly to operate the claw machine, her hips naturally lifted a little, forming a perfectly rounded curve that was quite a sight. Maki probably won't be back so soon. Thinking of how Maki had just left, Takashi pulled out his phone and called Umaru. "Yes!" Successfully grabbing the Black Rock Shooter figure, Umaru raised her snow-white arm and gave a little victorious fist pump. "Great start, not bad at all." Stuffing the figure into her bag and getting ready to move to the next machine, her phone suddenly rang. She took it out and saw the caller: Kitahara Takashi. "Huh?" she let out a surprised sound. "Why is he calling during the day all of a sudden?" Hearing her muttering, Takashi smiled to himself. Ever since he first called her, he hadn't stopped "bothering" her. He would chat with her whenever he was free, and every night after calling Narii, Eriri, Maki, and Nagisa, he would call Umaru. With his persistent "harassment," Umaru had gotten used to his calls. That was a good sign. Takashi planned to keep it up, slowly turning her acceptance into a habit. "Hello!" Umaru's voice came through, and Takashi looked toward the girl standing next to the claw machine. "Doma-san, do you remember what you promised me?" "What?" Umaru was confused and had no idea what he was talking about. "You said you'd go on a date with me if you lost the test." "When did I promise that?! That was you threatening me!" Umaru puffed up her cheeks angrily like a pufferfish. Seeing her like that, Takashi couldn't help but think of another girl who loved puffing her cheeks—Nakano Miku. Umaru was just as cute, every bit as adorable as Miku. "The next mock exam isn't until next semester. How about we use the results from the upcoming Seven School Joint Exams?" "The Joint Exams? That's next month! No way—we agreed on mock exam results. You can't change it on a whim." Umaru refused firmly. She didn't think she'd lose, but beating Takashi wasn't easy either. She'd have to rely on her brother to tutor her. And that would mean less time for gaming. No way she wanted that. "Afraid, Doma-san?" "Give it up, Kitahara-san. That kind of reverse psychology doesn't work on me." "How about this—if I lose, I'll stop calling you entirely." That offer was tempting—Umaru was seriously swayed. "Are you serious?" Though she always answered Takashi's calls, she would run to the balcony to take them. She didn't dare answer in the house—she was afraid her brother might overhear. Running out to the balcony in the middle of summer was hot and full of mosquitoes. She'd gotten bitten several times. Naturally, Takashi didn't know any of this. He always assumed she lived in a big villa like the Sawamura family, and that she took his calls from her room. Umaru's personal image was just that good—everyone who saw her thought she was some rich heiress. Not only Takashi—her entire class thought she was the heiress of the Doma Group. "If I'm lying, I'm a dog." Should she trust him? Umaru was tempted, but still skeptical of Takashi's promises. "By the way, Doma-san, where are you right now?" "I'm at—wait, why do you want to know?" Umaru became instantly alert. "I'm at the arcade on the third floor of Roppongi Hills, and I think I just saw a girl by the claw machines who looks a lot like you. Thought I'd check." What!? He's here too!? Umaru panicked. "I-I-I'm obviously at home studying. Where else could I be?" This is no place to linger—time to bail! Umaru gave up on collecting any more figures, slung on her backpack, and prepared to flee. Takashi, hiding behind a machine, happily watched her dash toward the exit and said casually, "Really? Then let's video call. I've got a question I can't figure out." "No need for that. Just text me the question." Umaru raced toward the exit, flustered. "Eh, that's such a hassle. Oh, that girl who looks like you is running off. That's not you, is it?" "Of course not!" "Then why do I hear running?" "Someone upstairs is running." "Huh, Doma-san, why are you out of breath while talking?" Because she was answering while running, her voice came with a hint of panting. Those who knew would understand she was running; those who didn't might think she was doing... something else. "I ate something spicy—huff huff." "Oh right, about the Seven School Joint Exams—you're on." Not waiting for Takashi to say more, Umaru quickly changed the subject to stop him from pressing further. "Then please dress cute for our next date. A shrine maiden outfit would be great—especially one that shows off your underarms." "What's with that overly confident tone? And proper shrine maiden outfits don't expose the armpits! Have you ever seen one like that?" "Who says they don't? Reimu shows hers." "Reimu who?" "Hakurei Reimu." "Hakurei Reimu... Kitahara-san, are you some old relic from the last century?" "Say that again and you'll hurt this Touhou fan deeply." ... The two of them bantered for a bit more before hanging up. "Maki's so slow—why isn't she back yet?" During the call with Umaru, Takashi kept looking around nervously, worried Maki might suddenly return. But even after the call ended, there was no sign of her. After waiting a while longer, she still didn't return, and Takashi began to feel uneasy. Damn it—what if Maki got kidnapped? If that really happened, he was screwed. The Shijo family would never let him off the hook. Takashi stood up and walked toward the entrance, planning to look for her. But before he could reach the door, he saw Maki violently beating up a boy. Since the system only gave him information about girls, Takashi didn't know who the boy was or what his relation to Maki was. He just thought they looked a bit alike. Could that be Maki's little brother? Takashi paused. He didn't really want to meet his target's relatives. Their relationship was fake anyway—no need to make a scene. But then again, he had already met Eriri's parents—so what was there to be afraid of? Worst case, he dies. He stepped forward toward the two. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 166: 165: Stepping on Four Boat Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 167: 166: Stepping on Four Boat (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 168: 167: The Shovel Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 169: 168: The Shovel (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 170: 169: Small Fry~ Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 171: 170: Small Fry~ (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 172: 171: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 173: 172: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 174: 173: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 175: 174: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 176: 175: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 177: 176: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 178: 177: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 179: 178: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 180: 179: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 181: 180: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 182: 181: The Final Whisper Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 183: 182: The Final Whisper (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 184: 183: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 185: 184: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan (2) Oct 11th, 2025
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