Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu

Words : 1289 Updated : Oct 7th, 2025
Because it rained in the morning, Takashi didn't go for a run. After sending a message to Yotsuba to cancel the run, he turned over and went back to sleep. He woke up again around 7 a.m. After taking a bottle of Saratoga from the fridge, Takashi looked out the window. The sky cleared up, the rain stopped, and the hot air from the autumn tiger added to the heat, though there was still water on the ground. He filled the kettle, and while waiting for the water to boil, he brushed his teeth. While brushing, he took a moment to check his phone. Opening Line, he saw a bunch of unread messages. He first clicked on the conversation with Kawashiro Nari-chan. In the photo, Nari-chan was lying on the bed, with her long, smooth, and evenly proportioned legs exposed. Her arches were flawless, the curves perfect, the soles smooth and shiny, the feet proportioned well, and her toes naturally curved. The beautiful lotus feet were like ice cream, giving off an enticing invitation. Every toe was as tender and white as lotus root, smooth and jade-like, crystal clear, tugging at Takashi's every nerve. By the time Takashi came to his senses, he realized he had been staring at the few pictures of Nari-chan's legs for a long time. "Dammit!" Because he was brushing his teeth, he couldn't speak, so he could only curse inwardly. He angrily typed: [Sending me this stuff so early, what are you trying to do?] It's worth mentioning that Takashi was in the prime of his youth. Seeing these kinds of photos, he couldn't help but get aroused. Takashi quickly spat out the toothpaste, didn't even bother washing his face, and planned to do fifty standard push-ups to release some of his pent-up energy. "...48, 49, 50!" After finishing the push-ups and getting up, he grabbed his phone again and saw that Nari-chan had replied. Nari-chan: [I heard you like legs, since I'm not around, let's start with a photo.] Takashi: [Slander, absolute slander!] Takashi: [Do you believe I'll report this to the authorities!!!] Takashi: (Image attached) Nari-chan: [Do you think it looks good?] Takashi: [It's okay!] Nari-chan: [Is it easier to say this after you put on your pants?] Takashi: [You woke up so early today?] Nari-chan: [Not yet~] Nari-chan: [I'm still lying in bed, squinting while typing to you.] Takashi's fingers froze for a moment. He could almost picture how Nari-chan must have been, searching for her phone in bed, forcing herself to respond to his message despite her drowsiness. His expression grew a little complicated as he typed: [You can reply after you wake up.] Nari-chan: [No!] Nari-chan: [I want to reply to you as soon as I get your message.] Even Takashi, whose heart had been sealed like cement, felt his heartbeat quicken a bit at that moment. It seemed like the seal was loosening. Nari-chan: [So? Are your heart racing? Do you want to be with me right now?] Takashi smiled as he typed: [I did feel a little bit, but after you said that, I don't feel anything anymore.] Nari-chan: [It's okay, I'm still in first year, I'm young, there's plenty of time to slowly keep you company.] Takashi: [I won't disturb you anymore, go back to sleep.] Nari-chan: [Then I'll continue sleeping! Oh, by the way, Takashi, one more thing.] Takashi: [What is it?] Nari-chan: [Today, Nari-chan also likes you so much, Mua~] Takashi stared at the message for a moment, put his phone down, turned on the faucet, and splashed cold water onto his face. When he came out, the water had boiled. He took two bags of instant noodles from the cabinet, ripped them open, and poured them into a bowl. Then he added boiling water and began doing push-ups. Takashi could cook and eat, but he was lazy, and unless absolutely necessary, he rarely bothered with cooking when he was alone. While the noodles were soaking, he vacuumed the room. After eating the noodles, with nothing else to do, he continued cleaning the house. Takashi wasn't particularly clean or diligent, but he liked to keep his living space tidy. Once the house was clean, he began his workout, following the training schedule he got from the system. He did mountain climbers in 45-second sets. After finishing three sets of mountain climbers, ninety push-ups in three sets, and forty sit-ups, he was so exhausted that he didn't want to move a single finger. He lay there for a while before going to his bedroom to pull out a red review book and start working on some past entrance exam questions. At 8:30, Takashi took a shower and headed out. Today, he had a meeting with Kitagawa Marin ... Despite the morning rain, the cicadas chirped, the sun blazed, and the temperature rose even higher, though the ground was still wet. Not wanting to squeeze into the crowded train, Takashi hopped on his motorcycle and rode all the way to Ikebukuro Station, the venue for the comic convention. Takashi parked his bike and, wearing a baseball cap, walked to the east hall entrance, where he found a long, winding queue. Only a comic convention could likely get this group of otaku out of their homes. Just as Takashi was about to call Marin, he suddenly heard her voice. "Takashi, here, over here." Takashi looked up and saw Marin bouncing in front of the queue, waving her arms at him. "Excuse me, excuse me." Takashi said as he squeezed his way through. The weather was already hot, and with so many people standing outside the entrance, the air was thick with the smell of sweat and body odor. Takashi felt like he wasted his time showering. As he squeezed through, Takashi suddenly felt someone touch his backside. "Ugh! Dude, I'm a guy! Are you that desperate?" Takashi cursed in his mind, but with so many people, he couldn't figure out who touched him. He could only charge ahead like a wild boar, pushing his way through. "I'm never doing this job again, no matter how much they pay me." When he finally made it to Marin, he grumbled. Along the way, his entire body had been touched, both by men and women. Even a chubby guy with an old chin beard had come close to him and said, "Bro, you smell so good~" Startled, Takashi covered his rear. The last time he was this scared was when he went to Chengdu. A word of advice to all the guys thinking of going to Chengdu to meet girls: if you go, you'll just become the girl. "What's wrong, Takashi-kun?" Marin tilted her head and looked at him, puzzled. She didn't understand why he was angry, and why he was covering his rear? "Just now, I..." Takashi explained to Marin what had happened. "Ahahahaha~..." Marin laughed loudly after hearing it, letting out a sound like a goose honking. "Takashi, you smell so good~" After laughing, Marin even purposely leaned toward Takashi, sniffing him. As she sniffed, she suddenly realized there was indeed a pleasant fragrance on him. ___ My bad, mc using Saratoga water doesn't make sense since it's expensive and mc is stingy. It's supposed to be "Evian", but I can't hold back from making that joke/reference, sorry. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
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