Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It?

Words : 1179 Updated : Oct 3rd, 2025
After wrapping up business, Takashi, feeling hungry, walked over to a small roadside food cart to grab a bite. Kei didn't know what he was up to, but she instinctively followed him. Takashi casually picked a spot to sit down and struck up a conversation with the vendor. "Granny, I'll have two orders of takoyaki." "Takashi, is that you? Haven't seen you in a while." "I've been busy working lately." "Young people should still take care of their health. Hold on, I'll make you a few extra takoyaki." "Love you, Granny!" The food stall was run by a grandmother in her seventies. Her hair was completely white, and her face carried a kind, gentle look. Normally, people her age wouldn't have much to talk about with young folks like them. But Takashi seemed to have some kind of social superpower. Everyone on the street knew him. Regardless of age, people would greet him warmly and strike up a conversation. This kind of easy, fearless communication ability—confident, open, and unaffected by others' opinions—made Kei a little envious. Sometimes, people lose in life simply because they don't know how to express themselves. She was a perfect example of that. She didn't actually dislike her older brother, but since she was going through a rebellious phase—and also because of Shirogane Miyuki's overprotectiveness and her fear of being seen as a siscon—she always acted cold and distant toward him. Sometimes, she even lashed out at him with harsh words. "The girl with you—is she your girlfriend? She's really pretty." Suddenly being complimented, Kei's icy expression was tinged with a soft blush. Even in her rebellious phase, being called pretty still made her shy. Though... this granny clearly misunderstood her relationship with Senpai. "No, Granny, she's not my girlfriend." Before Kei could say anything, Takashi quickly denied it. He might be down bad sometimes, but not enough to go after a middle schooler. "She's not?" the granny replied while expertly flipping the takoyaki. "You two really look like a married couple." Takashi groaned. "I've heard that line way too many times. Can't you switch it up a bit?" Nearly every couple who came to this stall had heard this granny say the same thing. And almost none of those couples ever lasted. The granny slowly picked up the takoyaki one by one, placing them on a plate in front of Takashi. "Back then I was just being polite. But today, I actually mean it." M-married couple...? When Kei heard that, she felt all the warmth in her body rush straight to her ears. Even without a mirror, she could tell how red they must be. She was just a middle school student. To her, talking about this kind of thing felt way too early... and way too intense. She instinctively glanced at Takashi. The boy had delicate features and a strikingly handsome face, like a high-res photo run through a beauty filter—fair skin, smooth complexion, not a single flaw to be found. His eyes were like a painting, filled with rich layers of color and light. They shimmered like a deep, mysterious lake—inviting and radiant, making people want to dive in and explore his inner world. Maybe it was the hot weather, but the top three buttons of his shirt were undone, revealing his elegant collarbones and the faint rise and fall of his chest. The more she stared, the drier her throat felt. Suddenly, she really wanted a drink of water. "Here you go." Just then, a cold cup of water was placed in front of her. Kei instinctively looked up—right into the gentle, time-weathered eyes of the granny. "I'm getting old. Forgot to bring you two some water." "T-thank you..." Blushing like a kid caught doing something wrong, Kei lowered her head and whispered a thank you, sipping the iced water in small, nervous sips. Takashi, completely unaware, was already munching down takoyaki one after another. Soon, Kei's order arrived too. She softly said "thank you" to Takashi, then picked up one with a toothpick and brought it to her lips. While Takashi could eat a whole takoyaki in one bite, Kei needed three. By the time she finished, it was already 4:30 in the afternoon. "I'm planning to go fishing. Wanna come?" After eating, it was about 4:30. Originally, Takashi had been feeling tired and planned to go home and rest early, but now he didn't feel sleepy at all. He'd been exhausted like a dog the past few days—now that he had a break, he had to go cast a couple lines. Kei thought about it—she was out of fish at home, and it was time to stock up anyway. "Okay, but Senpai, can you wait for me to drop my stuff off first?" She had come straight from school. Still had her backpack with her. "Sure. Let's meet up at the convenience store afterward." Takashi agreed, and added, "You don't need to bring your rod today. Use mine." He wanted to see if his constant lack of bites was due to the rod... or just him. "Got it." The two of them went their separate ways and returned home. Takashi excitedly burst through the door, only to see Hitomi had returned after being gone for a while. She was lounging on the low table, her smooth, toned legs resting elegantly on top. Her petite, adorable feet sparkled like jade; her pink toes looked like five little pearls, lined up perfectly. "You're back?" Hitomi looked down at the tablet in her hands, her toes curling slightly as if greeting him. Takashi stared for a few seconds before setting his things down. "When did you get back?" Hitomi had a habit of vanishing for a few days now and then. Takashi was used to it. "Around noon." She seemed tired of staring at the screen. She set the tablet aside, massaged her acupressure points, and closed her eyes. "Where's Kuro?" "I left him at a friend's house for now." Lately, Koha had been with Yotsuba and seemed to be having the time of his life. He hadn't shown any intention of returning. Since Takashi still saw him during morning runs, he couldn't be bothered to drag him back. As long as the dog was alive, that was good enough for him. "A friend's house, huh..." Hitomi gave a chilly smirk. "A girl?" Takashi couldn't help but feel like a husband being questioned by his wife after staying out for days. "The way you say that... makes it sound like I only hang out with girls." Takashi avoided giving a direct answer. "Isn't that the truth?" Hitomi looked at him with a half-smile. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Contents
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
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