Chapter 212: 211: You Have to Be the Best Too.

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On the sixth floor of Marui Department Store, inside a high-end men's fashion shop— A girl wearing a neatly tied bow at her collar, a short-sleeved white blouse, and a gray pleated skirt stood troubled among a sea of white shirts. She had the kind of ridiculously cute face that broke all rules, with a flawless figure that was slim without being skinny. Her waist was so slender it looked like it could be held in one hand, and her legs—wrapped in long white socks—were long and lean. Everything about her was perfect—so perfect there wasn't a single flaw. Just standing there, she had already become the most dazzling presence in the mall. Several men who came in to shop were momentarily stunned, forgetting why they'd come as they stared at her in a daze. "Miss, buying something for your boyfriend?" asked a female store clerk, stepping forward. "It's not for my boyfriend. I'm buying it for a friend. Just a normal friend." At the mention of "boyfriend," Umaru's pale little face flushed bright red like a shiny apple—so adorable it made you want to take a bite. "Got it, a normal friend," the clerk replied, nodding along on the surface, though she clearly didn't believe it. What kind of girl buys clothes for a "normal friend"? She didn't believe in pure friendship between men and women. "Miss, your boy... I mean, your friend—what size do they wear?" "He wears..." Umaru suddenly paused. She had no idea what size Takashi wore. The clerk noticed her hesitation and asked, "Do you know his height and weight?" "He's 180 cm tall barefoot and weighs about 64 kg." Takashi measured his weight regularly. "Understood." The clerk got a general idea and started selecting clothes for Umaru. "Miss, does your friend work out regularly?" At 180 cm, the standard weight would be around 75 kg. A 10% variance is normal. But Takashi's weight was clearly on the light side—only people who regularly worked out could maintain that. Umaru thought for a moment. "Yeah, he works out." "Do you have a photo, miss? It'll help in picking out the right clothes." Of course, she mainly just wanted to satisfy her curiosity. She wanted to know what kind of guy a girl as beautiful as Umaru dated. "I do." Umaru didn't really understand why photos were needed to buy clothes, but since the clerk was the professional, she scrolled through her chat history with Takashi and quickly found a gym photo he'd sent her. If he had sent that early in their friendship, Umaru would've found it sleazy and gross. But Takashi had gradually chipped away at her heart through chats—starting from clouds, flowers, sunsets... daily life details. To win over a girl, you have to invade her life, become part of every little corner of it—make her think of you at every turn. "Wow, do young girls these days all get guys this hot? And lean too..." The clerk's eyes widened as she gulped, unable to resist complimenting, "Miss, your boyfriend is really handsome. By the way, I don't think white shirts suit him all that well—come look at this outfit." ... Half an hour later, Umaru returned home, handing over the shopping bag a little reluctantly. "Here." That one outfit for Takashi had nearly cost her ten thousand yen. She wouldn't even spend that much on herself. "Thanks, Doma-san." Takashi accepted the bag and headed into the bathroom. When he came out, Umaru froze for a moment. The wine-red patterned shirt and simple slacks perfectly highlighted his model-like figure. The top three buttons were undone, revealing fair skin and a delicate collarbone—subtly seductive. Combined with his refined features, he looked like a charming, free-spirited young master. Suddenly, Umaru understood those rich women who spent money on male models. It felt like she was playing Shining Nikki in real life. She didn't feel so bad about the money anymore. At least, not right now. Takashi fastened the cufflinks and asked casually, "What do you think?" "It's okay, I guess. Just average." Umaru crossed her arms and turned her head to hide the smile tugging at her lips. "How much was the outfit?" She waved it off. "Doesn't matter, it wasn't much." "Alright, then I won't be polite." Takashi hadn't planned to pay anyway. Not because he was stingy, but because paying would create distance. Instead, he planned to get a gift for Umaru. Since she had bought clothes for him, giving her something in return wouldn't feel forced—she'd definitely accept it. That way, the first thing this guy ever gave her would end up in Umaru's house. Every time she came home and saw it, she'd think of him. —That, too, was a form of infiltration. "Doma-san, I should get going." "Huh?" "You took the day off, but no one did that for me." Takashi's eyes dimmed slightly, and his smile turned bitter. "Your parents..." Halfway through, Umaru seemed to realize something and stopped, her face apologetic. "Sorry." "It's fine." Because there were snipers aiming at him, Takashi dared not stand too close—he stayed three steps away and smiled gently. "Doma-san, I'm really glad I came to Tokyo." "Before I met you, I was living without any hope." "I didn't expect anything from anyone." "That mindset stayed with me... until I met you." "I started looking forward to things." "Looking forward to our chats." "Looking forward to seeing you." "Looking forward to the day you might accept me." Umaru stared at him, lips pressed together. "I know what I'm about to say goes against our original agreement, but..." Takashi paused, took a deep breath, and said, "I want to cash in an early date." "Doma-san, may I invite you to the Hachioji Fireworks Festival?" He slowly reached out his hand toward her. If you looked closely, you'd see his hand trembling slightly. Probably from nerves, Umaru guessed. "I never made any promises with you." She stared at his shaking hand and said calmly, "The so-called agreement was something you forced on me." "It doesn't count." The color drained from Takashi's face, and his hand dropped powerlessly. "Sorry for bothering you." "Let's forget about the bet." His voice was low, and the straight-backed boy suddenly looked like a hunched old man as he turned to leave. "You big idiot!" The moment she saw him like that, Umaru knew he misunderstood—she was furious. Weren't you always so sharp? Why are you so dumb now? "I meant the bet was forced, so going with you to the Hachioji Fireworks Festival... doesn't count as breaking it." She turned her head away like she was sulking, grumbling softly. Takashi's lips curled upward. Mission accomplished. ___ 20 Advanced Chapters available on p@ tr eon (.) com/HalflingFics Also, please point out my mistakes in the comment, thank you! Don't forget to leave a review too~ Check out the other translations too ___

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Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute
Mash-Up: I'm Not A Substitute Author:Halflings
Chapter 1: Substitute Literature Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 2: Don’t Force Us to Kneel Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 3: Double the Fun! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 4: 4: What Camera Do You Use? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 5: 5: The Stand-In Starts to Change Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 6: 6: Not Cute At All Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 7: 7: I Deserve Better Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 8: 8: Are You Looking for My Girlfriend? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 9: 9: You don't want that either, do you~? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 10: 10: What kind of whispering is that? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 11: 11: Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 12: 12: Have a Boyfriend, But Still Available for a Date??? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 13: 13: Come on, you're so pretentious. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 14: 14: Did you do that on purpose? Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 15: 15: Shijo Maki has sent you a date invitation. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 16: 16: Fishing for Black Carp Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 17: 17: Oh no, I’ve become a strategist. Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 18: 18: You Haven’t Left Yet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 19: 19: I Really Don’t Like Feet Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 20: 20: Another Fool Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 21: 21: Abandon the Impossible Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 22: 22: Abandon the Impossible (2) Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 23: 23: Takashi Is Not Very Good At This Sep 25th, 2025
Chapter 24: 24: System, please act like a human being. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 25: 25: Hello Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 26: 26: Hello (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 27: 27: No Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 28: 28: No (2) Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 29: 29: Landlord, your tenant is being bullied. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 30: 30: Don’t Force Me to Kneel Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 31: 31: What are you doing? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 32: 32: Do you think I wouldn’t trust you? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 33: 33: Points Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 34: 34: The last person who did this was called.. Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 35: 35: Today, I Will Not Return Empty-Handed Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 36: 36: No way, why?! Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 37: 37: Innate Fishing Holy Body Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 38: 38: Just Think of It as an Investment Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 39: 39: She is mine Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 40: 40: Don't meet again in the future Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 41: 41: You Are Just A Substitute Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 42: 42: You Have a Senpai Too? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 43: 43: What Are You Wiping the Chopsticks For? Sep 27th, 2025
Chapter 44: 44: It Will Stick Out Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 45: 45: Once Dependence Forms Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 46: 46: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 47: 47: Yotsuba, This Looks Like You! (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 48: 48: Crowded Train Scene Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 49: 49: The Train Ruined His Tokyo University Dream! Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 50: 50: It's a mistake Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 51: 51: It’s a mistake (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 52: 52: Another Day Played by Woman Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 53: 53: Another Day Played by Woman (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 54: 54: Only Cowardice Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 55: 55: Experiencing an Ordinary Life Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 56: 56: Boys? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 57: 57: Boys? (2) Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 58: 58: Opportunity Favors the Prepared Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 59: 59: Date Change Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 60: 60: What Is He Doing? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 61: 61: So cute, right? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 62: 62: Why Are You Insulting Me? Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 63: 63: Kitahara-kun, You're Acting Strange Sep 29th, 2025
Chapter 64: 64: I Want to Fully Experience High School Life Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 65: 65: She slept next to me Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 66: 66: Yotsuba Who Wants to Hide Him Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 68: 68: Public Execution! Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 69: 69: Not Strong Enough Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 71: 71: What Do You Want From Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 72: 72: I Will Make a Fool of Myself Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 73: 73: [Lemon] Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 74: 74: Where is the security guard Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 75: 75: The Last Date Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 76: 76: The Last Date (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 77: 77: Are We About to Throw Down? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 78: 78: What Do You Have to Beat Me? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 79: 79: He Felt Like He Was Capable Again Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 80: 80: Be Careful Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 81: 81: I Don’t Believe It Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 82: 82: Opening in the Kabukicho District? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 83: 83: I Have a Friend Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 84: 84: I Have a Friend (2) Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 85: 85: Do Men Have Such a Short Prime? Oct 1st, 2025
Chapter 86: 86: No way, sir, you’re carrying a gun? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 87: 87: Do I Look Like a Fool? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 88: 88: Do I Look Like a Fool? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 89: 89: So how many people actually heard that night? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 90: 90: So how many people actually heard that night? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 91: 91: The Disappearing Dog Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 92: 92: The Disappearing Dog (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 93: 93: It Really Stinks Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 94: 94: It Really Stinks (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 95: 95: He’s Really Amazing Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 96: 96: He’s Really Amazing (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 97: 97: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 98: 98: Blond Punks, School Girl, Old Farts—Get It? (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 99: 99: I Long for His Approval Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 100: 100: I Long for His Approval (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 101: 101: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 102: 102: If You Won’t Do It, Plenty of Others Will (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 103: 103: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 104: 104: At Least I Won’t Mistook the Wrong Person (2) Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 105: 105: Face-to-Face Conspiracy Oct 3rd, 2025
Chapter 106: 106: Face-to-Face Conspiracy (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 107: 107: I Want You, So You’re Mine? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 108: 108: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 109: 109: I Want You, So You’re Mine? (3) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 110: 110: Why Is It You Again? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 111: 111: Why Is It You Again? (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 112: 112: Not That Awkward Either Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 113: 113: Complete Madness Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 114: 114: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 115: 115: Next Time There's an Event Like This, Call Me (2) Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 116: 116: Instigation Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 117: 117: So Familiar Already? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 118: 118: Likes Dominance, Likes Domestic Violence Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 119: 119: Money Is Hard to Earn Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 120: 120: The Show Begins Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 121: 121: Miku is the Best Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 122: 122: Do You Think You're Funny or Something? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 123: 123: How Cute~ Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 124: 124: Narcissism Is a Disease Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 125: 125: Kitahara Takashi, What Kind of Man Are You? Oct 5th, 2025
Chapter 126: 126: Are you still in contact with that stand-in? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 127: 127: I thought you liked being stepped on? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 128: 128: Japanese-Style Inequality? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 129: 129: Could she really be your girlfriend? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 130: 130: I was There. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 131: 131: Let Me Go Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 132: 132: How Wonderful, She Actually Blesses Us Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 133: 133: What did you say his name was? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 134: 134: Can liking be faked? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 135: 135: How did this handkerchief end up with you? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 136: 136: Hesitation leads to defeat. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 137: 137: The One Playing Both Sides Is You. Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 138: 138: Eating Tofu Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 139: 139: Who Are You? Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 140: 140: Lifelong Enemy Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 141: 141: Because I've Always Been Watching You Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 142: 142: I Will Make You Like Me! Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 143: 143: I Don’t Have a Phone Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 144: 144: Feeling Good Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 145: 145: Stammering Oct 7th, 2025
Chapter 146: 146: Absurd Scenario Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 147: 147: Headphone Experience Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 148: 148: A Part of the Play? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 149: 149: No Wonder He Likes Raising Dogs Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 150: 150: Get Up, You’re Crushing Me… Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 151: 151: I Thought You Didn’t Want Me Anymore Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 152: 152: You Are Not in My Future Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 153: NEW TRANSLATIONS Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 154: 153: The Childhood Friend Loses to the Newcomer. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 155: 154: Is It Necessary to Distinguish? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 156: 155: A Single Kick Shattered... Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 157: 156: Meeting the Parents? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 158: 157: Next Time, Call Me Mom. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 159: 158: You Called Just for This Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 160: 159: Who Do You Like, Him or Me? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 161: 160: Because of You, I Look Forward to the Future. Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 162: 161: Kitahara Takashi, How Do You Want to Die? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 163: 162: Did My First Kiss Just Disappear Like That? Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 164: 163: Danger! Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 165: 164: Today's Friend, Tomorrow's Little Sister Oct 9th, 2025
Chapter 166: 165: Stepping on Four Boat Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 167: 166: Stepping on Four Boat (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 168: 167: The Shovel Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 169: 168: The Shovel (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 170: 169: Small Fry~ Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 171: 170: Small Fry~ (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 172: 171: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 173: 172: I’m Going to Have a Brother-in-law (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 174: 173: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 175: 174: Watanabe Takashi? No, it's Aki Tomoya! (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 176: 175: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 177: 176: You Hope Everything Will Go As You Wish. (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 178: 177: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 179: 178: Should I Call Him Brother-in-law or Not? (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 180: 179: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 181: 180: Brother-in-law’s Got You Covered (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 182: 181: The Final Whisper Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 183: 182: The Final Whisper (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 184: 183: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 185: 184: Mrs. Sawamura's Plan (2) Oct 11th, 2025
Chapter 186: 185: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 187: 186: Let’s Climb Tokyo Tower Together (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 188: 187: Good Friends? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 189: 188: Good Friends? (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 190: 189: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 191: 190: Takashi, the Victorious Half-Man (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 192: 191: The Sleeping Swallow Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 193: 192: The Sleeping Swallow (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 194: 193: Sit Here Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 195: 194: Sit Here (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 196: 195: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 197: 196: The Tokyo Succubus Takashi (2) Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 198: 197: Big Sis Hitomi, Save Me Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 199: 198: Landlady, Do I Still Have a Chance? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 200: 199: The Road You Couldn't Finish, I'll Walk It for You Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 201: 200: Dad? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 202: 201: This Moment is Eternal Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 203: 202: You Can Dodge It Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 204: 203: You Might Be a Genius, But Koshien Is Full of Them Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 205: 204: Are You Planning to Go Into the Industry? Oct 13th, 2025
Chapter 206: 205: Good Evening, Doma-san. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 207: 206: Takashi, Stop Pretending. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 208: 207: Not Willing to Be Just Friends Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 209: 208: Good Morning, Doma-san Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 210: 209: Give Me a Gun. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 211: 210: Give Me a Gun. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 212: 211: You Have to Be the Best Too. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 213: 212: You Have to Be the Best Too. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 214: 213: Son? Mom? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 215: 214: Son? Mom? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 216: 215: I Consider You a Sister. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 217: 216: I Consider You a Sister. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 218: 217: The Real Takashi? Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 219: 218: The Real Takashi? (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 220: 219: He’s Not That Kind of Person. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 221: 220: He’s Not That Kind of Person. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 222: 221: Run when you go see someone you like. Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 223: 222: Run when you go see someone you like. (2) Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 224: 223: Countdown to Breakup Oct 15th, 2025
Chapter 225: 224: Countdown to Breakup (2) Oct 15th, 2025
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