Chapter 98 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Will Earn 2-3 Thousand in 1 Month! _3

"Bufan, what do you think of thunder?" Let the discussion begin! Bai Bufan was accommodating and didn’t brush it off. Instead, he thought for a while before responding: "Thunder? Didn’t we discuss this already? Personally, I prefer it petite or even non-existent. A grip-sized one is the best; big thunders aren’t for me." Lin Li: "?" Who was asking about that kind of thunder? But the matter was too important, serious enough to need dispatching Ding Zhen to the Adhesion Union for discussion. So much so that Lin Li had to clarify this issue first, putting the system task on hold. "You really lack vision," Lin Li’s expression turned cold suddenly, "Deep affection never stays, only big thunder wins people’s hearts. Unable to see your toes, that’s the ultimate beauty in the world!" "How can you rule the world without a broad chest?" Bai Bufan wouldn’t back down on this point, questioning. "How can you win people’s hearts without a full bust?" Lin Li retorted. "Dead wood! Ignorance! I have no common ground with someone who plays Blue!" Bai Bufan shook his head in exasperation. "Alright, let me ask you, do you peel off and eat dead skin when you lick someone’s foot? Is dead skin an extra surprise or a deducting factor?" Lin Li began a mental attack. Bai Bufan: "?" Is this Chinese, bro? "Lin Li, do you even listen to yourself? Is what you’re saying Chinese? Jade feet have no dead skin! Those with dead skin aren’t jade feet! Why don’t you ask if I chew on fungal nails instead?" The attack was effective; Bai Bufan was infuriated, feeling his preferences were insulted! "So do you chew on them or not—" "I’ll beat you to death!" ... "I really need to cut back on my excesses, how come I’m losing to you more and more." Bai Bufan looked distressed. He had just been subdued by Lin Li in no time. This dude must be pulling a Nine Dragon Coffin move recently. Bai Bufan wanted to pat Lin Li’s head, to see if it was pointy. "Alright, I know you’re anxious, but hold on a moment; the thunder I meant was actually about thunder techniques in anime or reality, which do you think is the strongest?" Lin Li finally got back on topic. Lin Li’s question cleverly led to the topic of combat power, which is a timeless subject; a bunch of people love to compare blindly across worlds. Therefore, Bai Bufan immediately had something to say: "I think Yang Five Thunder is pretty strong..." ... They chatted for a while until the morning class began, and the system still showed (0/10). It seems verbal sparring doesn’t count; the system described it as being fundamentally about martial arts discourse. Today, it seems Bai Bufan must endure this electric shock. So Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, looking for a chance to give him a shock. A direct shock won’t do, as he can’t attack from afar yet; being caught releasing it up close would be hard to explain. But Bai Bufan gave him an opportunity; at this moment, his hand was on the support pillars on each side of the desk, which were made of sheetiron and connected with the entire desk’s support pieces. So Lin Li pretended to pick something up from the ground but actually touched the desk’s supporting leg. Electric Shock Boy of Mars Grand Majors, strike! "Hiss—" Bai Bufan jerked his hand back sharply. [Use Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique to spar and discuss with ten fellow cultivators (0/10)] Looking a bit troubled at the unchanged number on the system, Lin Li had to feign concern and ask Bai Bufan: "Bufan, what’s wrong?" "Seems like there was static electricity from the chair just now, damn you Xiaoluo Hao, didn’t you say it’s hard to have static electricity in summer!" Bai Bufan rubbed his fingers, with no suspicion of Lin Li. Though the task wasn’t completed, Lin Li suddenly felt amazing. For what do people cultivate, apart from acting as a human power bank earning three thousand a month on the street, isn’t it just to shock Bai Bufan at the pier? He deserves it! All who don’t like big thunder go get shocked! So Lin Li, with a puzzled face, reached out his hand, touched it, then more puzzled: "There’s nothing." "Probably the static disa... No wait, there’s still electricity!" Bai Bufan explained himself, then absent-mindedly put his hand back, only to be shocked again, yanking his hand back and shouting. "I don’t believe it, is this electricity only shocking me, is it targeting? I’m not Black, why discriminate against me?" Bai Bufan rubbed his head, then curiously and irritably placed his hand back once more, with the result being another shock. "There’s indeed electricity, and continuously too; this is no longer static, could there be a circuit leak at the school? The electricity is traveling through the ground? Lin Li, let me touch your desk, strange, why no electricity?" Bai Bufan was utterly confused now. Then Bai Bufan abruptly grabbed Lin Li’s hand, opened it, found nothing, then grabbed Lin Li’s other hand. "Turns out it’s not your doing?" Bai Bufan scrutinized Lin Li suspiciously, even starting to search Lin Li’s shoes for electric devices. All this shows how well he knew Lin Li. However, Lin Li didn’t have time to respond to Bai Bufan. [Use Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique to spar and discuss with ten fellow cultivators (1/10)] Progress unexpectedly increased! This actually made Lin Li feel a bit like Louis XVI, puzzled. The progress added one when Bai Bufan got shocked the third time. Does this mean getting shocked three times counts as sparring? Doesn’t seem right. The last time he got knocked down with one move by Zhou Youwei, the task was completed smoothly. Lin Li thought about it and felt he might have pinpointed the key issue. The difference in the third instance was that Bai Bufan suspected a circuit leak by then, so he touched it knowing there was electricity. The task description asked him to spar using Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique. So the system considered that when the other party knows there’s electricity and still attempts to withstand his thunder technique with their body, it’s like testing whose body is stronger against his thunder technique. Is this counted as sparring?