Chapter 15 Lin Li: Bring me the medicine!

Words : 1186 Updated : Sep 18th, 2025

Chapter 15 of "The Most Random System" begins unfolding events: Miss, please have some self-respect? Are you even human to say such a thing? I’m a hooker,... Continue reading!

Miss, please have some self-respect? Are you even human to say such a thing? I’m a hooker, dude. You’re asking a hooker to have self-respect? If I had self-respect, would I be here being a hooker? When I wasn’t a hooker, others told me to have some self-respect. Now I’m a hooker, you still want me to have self-respect. Was I a hooker for nothing? Rounding it up, isn’t it an insult to my character already? Self-respect my ass. Let me be automatic, that’s more like it! This guy’s got the looks, but how come he’s purely a moron? Honest and simple yet brainless, suitable for taking over, but not fit for this current stage. Wait a second. Xiaojing, who’ve been in this industry for years with plenty of customer-handling experience, realized the truth after a moment of stunned silence. This young hottie...waiting for the drugs to kick in, huh? It’s not the first time I’ve had such clients. At first meeting, they talk about life, ideals, full of romantic notions, the four seasons, quite the literary charm. At that time, I really thought they came to me just to relieve their loneliness, even felt a bit touched. Then as we talk, I see them suddenly reach downwards. — Not towards me. The client reaches towards his own down there, and then — "Damn, it’s finally working!" "Boss, let’s continue chatting..." "To hell with romance, who the hell likes this? I wanna pound, pound, pound!" And then it’s pure pounding. Obviously, the young hottie in front of me now is in the same situation. Otherwise, who in their right mind would come to a brothel and not partake? If you really wanted a massage, why order a hidden package and waste your money? However, Xiaojing was a bit disappointed. I didn’t think of it because Lin Li looks so young. People at this age rarely need to resort to drugs. Who’d guess, Lin Li has the looks, age is right but turns out to be a flashy spear with no substance. But whatever, I’m not in this business for my own pleasure. In fact, most services I provide, including making noise, it’s all to satisfy the client. As long as there’s money to be made, it’s fine. Moreover, with the drugs, even if I provide service later, Lin Li would probably extend the time. After all, the effects don’t just dissipate after one session. Doesn’t matter if it’s before or after the service then. "Sir, please lay down again. I’ll massage you first. Once you’re ready and it’s the right time, we’ll proceed to the real service." Naturally, Xiaojing, with her emotional intelligence, didn’t mention anything about the drugs, replying cooperatively. "Okay." Lin Li was quite pleased with Xiaojing’s understanding, truly a commendable employee cultivated by a conscientious business, really empathetic. If Lin Li knew what Xiaojing was thinking, for the sake of male dignity, he might just drop his pants. This is intolerable. Damn, harder than steel, stronger than iron! Nothing else, just the confidence of a seventeen-year-old! Not only strong am I, but so is my seventeen-year-old self! He’s lying on the massage table feeling awkward. But honestly, after high-intensity training in the morning, the sensation of sore muscles being massaged is really nice. Isn’t this more comfortable than a full-service bathhouse? "Xiaojing, your massage technique is quite something. Why would you choose this path?" Unable to play with his phone, Lin Li instinctively engaged in a classic male tendency — persuading a virtuous girl to leave the trade. "Boyfriend getting married, needed money. My mom wouldn’t listen to me, so I helped him save for the bride price." Xiaojing said softly. What an explosive scandal? To have such a girlfriend, that man’s previous life must have saved...saved Satan, and now Satan is here to repay him? "Does your boyfriend know?" "Of course not." "Hard to...comment." Lin Li shook his head. After tonight, your boyfriend will know, damn. Did I do good or bad? Judgment belongs to future generations. "Seems like you’re not the type to get excited by such a backstory, boss?" Seeing Lin Li’s silence, Xiaojing blinked, wondering why it went differently than expected, even sensing Lin Li’s guilt. She quickly explained. "What kind of backstory do you like? I can adjust mine for you." "Hmm?" Your mom. Adaptive background stories, customized for every client, this is to satisfy strange preferences, role-playing, huh. I actually believed it. This so-called conscientious company trains their staff too comprehensively, and I, at seventeen, am too naive. Naive is not I, but my seventeen-year-old self. Realizing Xiaojing wouldn’t spill any truths, Lin Li continued chatting whimsically, mainly enjoying the massage. ... "Sir, it’s already been forty minutes. Aren’t you ready yet?" Xiaojing’s hands were sore from massaging, she’d covered all of Lin Li’s back, yet he seemed in no hurry to move to the main topic. Surely it’s not that the drugs haven’t kicked in yet? What kind of bad quality meds are these, it’s worth warning about. Being stingy on such matters is really irresponsible to oneself. If it drags on, time will run out. After all, the 399 package includes services not combat, Lin Li hadn’t added extra props; if the stimulation isn’t enough, it’ll take a lot of time. Meanwhile, Lin Li. Your question is a good one, I’d like to ask myself! Demon Suppression Bureau, it’s been forty minutes, aren’t you ready yet? Forty minutes, if Bai Bufan were here, he’d be done with ten rounds and be a dried up man by now! Wait. I clearly told the operator I was here, yet they haven’t come. Are they deliberately waiting for me to finish so they can arrest me and boost their stats? It’s not even year-end yet! Entrapment! You’re deeply wounding a minor’s core! Once I’ve succeeded in my cultivation, I’m taking them, Bai Bufan, and that unmet aunt together to heaven (physically)! Lin Li, lost in thought, felt his hand lifted, then landed in something soft. Something’s wrong, Lin Li looked up sharply, Xiaojing performed a magic trick of making her clothes disappear. "Sir, the drug has clearly taken effect. Why didn’t you say something? Let’s finally get to the main event." Lin Li’s side position gave something away, Xiaojing flirted with a wink. This guy really is hiding depths. What kind of drug is this, so powerful, should be recommended. "No! Leave me alone!" "Jingjing is right here." Xiaojing reached out her devilish hand towards a completely innocent Lin Li. He tries to evade, she goes after, he’s trapped like a bird in a cage. It’s over, I’m about to be defiled. A slightly noisy sound emerged outside the door at that moment. The sound swiftly amplified, becoming clearer. "What’s going on?" Xiaojing also noticed, turning her head towards the door in confusion. Lin Li snapped his eyes open, looking at Xiaojing: "Quick, you need to put your clothes—" Yet Xiaojing stepped away to open the door. Before she could scream, someone introduced themselves: "Don’t move! Police!" Lin Li rolled his eyes. Great timing, indeed.

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Contents
The Most Random System
The Most Random System Author:Fallen Antenna
Chapter 1: Beginning with the Slaying of Little Demon Heaven Blood Crow Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 2: The System Forced Me to Visit a Brothel Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 3: Look closely, this man is the Blood Crow Assassin Sep 17th, 2025
Chapter 4: What a Great System (Through Gritted Teeth) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 5 According to Unofficial History Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 6: Since the sect is willing to impart teachings and resolve doubts, one should listen earnestly. Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 7: When Kabuta is lonely, will he lift weights? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 8: Chicken farms are great, chicken farms must be learned Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 9: Why Did You Come to Work Here? Is This Still the Homeland? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 10 Done, Encountered a Scammer Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 11: The Bai Family’s Cultivation Technique Indeed Has Something Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 12: I will strike the Hehuan Demon stronghold as a guest! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 13: To Be Honest, Worthy of Being Called a Conscientious Enterprise Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 14 Miss, Please Respect Yourself! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 15 Lin Li: Bring me the medicine! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 16: A Slight Shock to the Anti-Pornography Team Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 17 Sorry, I’m Late (Tears) (Trembling Voice) (Crying on the Ground) Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 18: People in love, is it a sin to simply not be able to say each other’s name? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 19: We Are Professionally Trained, No Matter How Funny, We Just Laugh Out Loud Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 20: I Deserve to Die! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 21: The Naturally Evil Uchiha Brat! Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 22: You said there’s a calamity in your fate, but you didn’t say it’s a Porsche Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 23: Do You Admit This is Your Butt? Sep 18th, 2025
Chapter 24: Husband, say something! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 25: Tears Flowed When I Learned the Truth~~ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 26 Principal Wang’s Indifference to Fame and Wealth Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 27: Lin Li, Be My Son! (Whitebeard Voice) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 28 Children, I’m back! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 29: This Is So Authentic! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 30: From then on, Lin Li and Bai Bufan lived happily together. Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 31: Sino-US Co-production Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 32: System, You’re Too Baby Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 33: First, Second, From Then On, Finally, I’m Not a Pervert Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 34: Thanks for the Hospitality, Let’s Dig In! (Looking for Monthly Votes at the Beginning of the Month) Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 35 This Must Be Instinct at Work Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 36: Oh no, it’s the Dominating Demon Miss Shakima! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 37: Please, let me take one more breath, just one breath. Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 38: Three-Headed Golden Crow · Lin Li Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 39 This is Called a Friendship Beyond Age Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 40: Satisfactory Monetary Transaction Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 41 Feiyangyang, you’re so annoying! Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 42: How Did My Brother’s Sweat Drip on My Back~~ Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 43: Good, Very Spirited Sep 20th, 2025
Chapter 44: Bai Bufan, Poet of the Wanquan Division Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 45: This School Has One More Heartbroken Person Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 46: Terrifying upon closer reflection, Lin Li has never appeared alongside aliens Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 47: Lin Li, a shy, introverted, and bashful young man Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 48: Unaware of the moon in the past hours, calling it a white jade plate Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 49: Bai Bufan? I wish him all the best. Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 50 This Green Turf Has Never Lacked Genius Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 51: Away from Home, Relying on Brothers Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 52: Facing Danger with a Smile Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 53 Perhaps He Really Can Become the King of This Path Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 54: Abstract heroes in this world are as numerous as fish crossing the river Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 55: More Thrilling Than Boruto Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 56: One Day as Oxer, a Lifetime as Oxer Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 57: Thoughts on Launch Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 58 - 57 I’ll pay for the buns, give me your phone (please subscribe first!) Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 59 - 57 I’ll pay for the buns, give me your phone (please subscribe first!)_2 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 60 - 57 I’ll pay for the buns, give me your phone (please subscribe first!)_3 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 61 - 58: The Boy’s Blush Surpasses All Curses Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 62 - 58: The Boy’s Blush Surpasses All Curses_2 Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 63 - 59: The eldest brother remains silent, merely spinning continuously Sep 22nd, 2025
Chapter 64 - 60: This is our blood-boiling ultimate combined technique! Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 65 - 61: Fortune relies on misfortune, huh, where’s my misfortune? Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 66 - 62: A Traitor Emerges in the Demon Suppression Bureau Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 67 - 63: Child, This is Very Funny (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 68 - 64: It’s Still Simpler to Like Boys Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 69 - 65: There Is Love in Math Problems (Requesting Monthly Tickets) Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 70 - 66: It Turns Out I Already Hold a Special Place in the Class Leader’s Heart Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 71 - 67: Finally Endured Until the Beauty Trap Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 72 - 68 Bai Bufan Really Deserves to Die Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 73 - 69: If the Qi Blood you improve is just blood pressure, I’ll be angry. Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 74 - 70 Hypnosis Really Is the Most Useful Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 75 - 71: My Big Melon Is Gone Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 76 - 72 You’re Already Impressive, What More Do You Want Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 77 - 72: You’re Already Impressive, What More Do You Want_2 Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 78 - 72: You’re Already Impressive Enough, What More Do You Want_3 Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 79 - 73 Yangliang slowly pressed out a question mark Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 80 - 74: One Question Mark Isn’t Enough Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 81 - 75: You Came, But You Shouldn’t Have Come Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 82 - 76: Parting Is for a Better Reunion Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 83 - 77: Arigato, Song Luping Sep 24th, 2025
Chapter 84 - 78: Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~ Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 85 - 79: Truly Good Children Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 86 - 80 Song Luping: Bufan, I’m sorry! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 87 - 81: Commemorating the Loyal and Unwavering Bond Between Master and Disciple Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 88 - 82 Lin Li: Brother Ping, I’m sorry! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 89 - 83: The Sacrifice of the Esteemed Mentor Was Worthwhile Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 90 - 84: I have seen the future, and there is only one way for us to win Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 91 - 85: In this world, there is always someone silently caring about you Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 92 - 86: Progress! I want to improve! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 93 - 87: Does Making Calls to Gather People Count as Divination? Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 94 - 88: Lin Li Can Be Human Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 95 - 89 Do Not Get a Haircut at This Barbershop Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 96 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Earn 2-3 Thousand in a Month! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 97 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Will Earn 2-3 Thousand in 1 Month! _2 Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 98 - 90: Cultivation Monetization, I Will Earn 2-3 Thousand in 1 Month! _3 Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 99 - 91: The Inventive Genius is Truly Bai Bufan Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 100 - 92 The feelings of three people are just right Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 101 - 93: Misunderstanding Finally Resolved, Truth Revealed! Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 102 - 94: This Lightning Attractor Feels Off Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 103 - 95: Invisibility Technique is Truly Amazing Sep 26th, 2025
Chapter 104 - 96: This Is True Music Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 105 - 97: The Wound of Betrayal Never Heals!! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 106 - 98 It Turns Out to Be the Luckiest Person in the World Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 107 - 99: I never care what day of the week it is when I eat KFC, we are people from two different worlds Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 108 - 100: He Is the Great Qing’s Number 1 Assassin Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 109 - 101 I Oppose This Marriage Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 110 - 102: Tribute to the Legendary Horse Hunter Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 111 - 103: The School is a Shelter, but Classmates May Not Be Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 112 - 104: Challenge Failed, Next Challenger Please Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 113 - 105: Some fall in love in the wind, some watch the sea at night, some are considered a calamity Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 114 - 106: But This Place Is Really Nice Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 115 - 107: I Fucking Knock Knock Knock (Seeking Monthly Votes) Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 116 - 108: Is the Light Novel Really True or False Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 117 - 109: Courage Is the Funeral Song of Humanity Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 118 - 110: The Wilderness, Humans Are Born of Mothers! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 119 - 111 Haha! Azure Dragon, you are nothing special, watch me... today I slay the dragon! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 120 - 112: This time, we’re truly going to make a fortune Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 121 - 113: Growth Always Takes Away Things We Want to Keep Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 122 - 113: Growth Always Takes Away Things We Want to Keep_2 Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 123 - 114: Do you think it’s fun, Lin Li! Sep 28th, 2025
Chapter 124 - 114: Do you think it’s fun, Lin Li!_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 125 - 115: You Say (chew, chew, chew) Who Invented This Thing (chew, chew, chew) Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 126 - 116: Nikon guy’s WeChat got flooded with friend requests Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 127 - 117: Is a Gentle Person Gentle to Everyone? Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 128 - 117: Is a Gentle Person Gentle to Everyone?_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 129 - 117: Is a Gentle Person Gentle to Everyone?_3 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 130 - 118: Hello, changing size is not allowed here Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 131 - 119: Friendly Reminder: You Can Breathe Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 132 - 120: He’s Still a Child!! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 133 - 121: Dare Not Open My Eyes, Hoping It’s My Illusion~ Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 134 - 122: Adaxi, you know the methods of Lin Li Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 135 - 123: Damn it! Don’t taint the purity of money with dirty brotherly feelings! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 136 - 124: The Thunder God of the World, Only I Shall Remain Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 137 - 125: Lin Li shouted, Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 138 - 125: Lin Li shouted, Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 139 - 126: Asking for 18 likes, thank you all Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 140 - 126: Asking for 18 likes, thank you all_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 141 - 127: This filthy and wicked world, I will destroy it! Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 142 - 128: Wang Yuezhi Wins Every Battle, Such Is the True Man Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 143 - 128: Wang Yuezhi Wins Every Battle, Such Is the True Man_2 Sep 30th, 2025
Chapter 144 - 129: One Brother, A Lifetime Brother Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 145 - 130: Talk About Something Unknown Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 146 - 130: Talk About Something Unknown_2 Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 147 - 131: It’s hard not to let one’s imagination run wild, but it’s only human nature. Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 148 - 132: It is the Holy Sword, the baton, and it can also be the magic wand Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 149 - 132: It is the Holy Sword, the baton, and it can also be the magic wand_2 Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 150 - 133: This little fish cares, this little fish also cares Oct 2nd, 2025
Chapter 151 - 134: Crispy, Sweet, and Flirty Oct 2nd, 2025
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